Name: How to Pronounce "Crayons" w/ DadMeat - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'How to Pronounce "Crayons" w/ DadMeat - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-06-28. Transcript available.

are you garbage that's that's that's the summer that we became like good
buddies because I remember shortly after that trip we went to go see Moonrise
Kingdom and I had a cane remember that a cane is a bad look on somebody that's
in
there you have no idea Mike was very fucked up looking and we went to see
Moonrise Kingdom and Mike had a cane and he was walking fucked up and we
accidentally both wore khaki cargo shorts and black t-shirts and like a
good third of that movie is kids taking off their clothes and kissing it's the
closest I've ever come to walking out I'd leave if it wasn't for this Dan hitch
in
my step but only you get up to walk out rainy goes closer to the screen puts
his
dick and his own popcorn
it's funny I rewatched Moonrise Kingdom not that long ago too it is a little
dicey that's a weird
afternoon for you and your buddy yeah you and your new buddy who has a cane who
you're dressed
identical to you and your new drug addict for the record this was celebration
theaters
oh man I like how you didn't reciprocate when Mike was like that's the summer
we became real
good friends but it was like yeah I don't know what this guy's talking about
that's the weekend I
went to the mall with or I went to the movies with a sociopath and I'll never
forget this was that summer
too oh dude I got a Chrysler 300 that summer too it's the best song of my life
would you rent it or buy it I
bought it dude right at the center dude I used to get the center console my
Chrysler 300 I used to
keep painkillers and Pellegrinos and Tim and I had Tim and I had a reality of
man Tim and I
had a show at um like Arts Parlor on Broad Street in Philly and I remember the
look on your face dude
when I popped it open and I said uh painkiller Pellegrino like like Tim just
looked at me like
I don't understand what's happening right now yeah I mean yeah well I was I don't
think anybody's
ever said that sentence ever I've never been prescribed a real painkiller in my
life I couldn't
imagine sharing one if I got it I that was that was what I couldn't understand
I was like dude that's
like that's how much I care about you dude isn't the government isn't someone
gonna call you and
ask where this pill went if I take it from you it's funny because some people
were lucky with
that shit and other people were like you know we're like never I think they see
you they
see your zip code and they're like you think yeah yeah I always thought the
rule was that
you go in and you actually you don't want anything I've tried that I've tried
being desperate I've
tried everything ibuprofen 800 every single day really yeah God tell me what
you want me to suck
dude come on we're gonna give you Tylenol with coding dude that would be a come
up
all right let's see um this is from Braxton you both have kids so what's the crumb
situation under
your couch cushion at the moment fucking nightmare I know what's the car to ask
that question I can I
can say without any doubt that that's probably what started the Chris Benoit
situation the crumbs in my
couch are so bad that if I drop something in the couch it's gone to me I won't
put my hand
in there oh sure really oh yeah dude you ever see that like I know I will
initiation where they put
like a kid's hand in a glove full of fire ants yeah that's what it feels like
when you reach into my
couch yeah that's that's your ball going into the old Nazi neighbor's yard yeah
that's there yeah
yeah that's a dog what about the back of the car I'm terrible at any given time
if you if you were
diligent enough you could reassemble an entire box of fruit loops out of the
back because let me tell
you something I don't mind that stuff but you know what gets me is the sour
milk smell no I don't
fuck with that oh I can't do my buddy can't smell car fucking two car seats in
the backs just kicking
like sour milk are you saying milk he's that a different thing no he's that
trashy he's he says
it m-e-l-k milk milk he says hello no oh yeah hello did you guys have a parlor
in your house growing
up not we didn't that was our living room was the parlor yeah that's a that's
like a roll home thing
though like yeah all of my I grew up in the suburbs but everybody would they
referred to that room as
the part that's where you sat and prayed or talk to the cops bring them into
the parlor like we had
books bear we had those parlors my cousin had I'm sorry to know does it I was
gonna say my cousin
Tracy had a boyfriend named Jimmy and uh he got into a knife fight and he's is
crying you get into
the guy tried to cut up Jimmy's throat and so he was wearing like this neck
brace and my cousin
Richie made up this jingle about him he's like sitting in the parlor with Jimmy
Calo what the heck with
Jimmy Nick who tried to cut his throat uh just does it matter I mean anybody it's
fine um all this is
we've been talking about this how do you say uh the product that Crayola makes
how do you say that
crayons crayons crowns crowns I think I said crayon crayons but you think it's
crowns yeah I say
crowns say it again butterly crowns say it slowly well that's not that's yeah I'll
nail it if you let
me say crayon you do have a little bit of a why in there but it does lean very
crown yeah crowns
uh how's this down crayons it sounds different you guys have any crayons that's
you you lean more
towards crowns I say crowns I know it's wrong crayons he says crayons yeah crayons
what crayola crayons
like fucking crayon apple you dickhead it's crayons there's no way you hear the
y in there that's
literally how old crayons you're not supposed to hit the y really hard there's
not a person on earth
that would hand you the correct object if you asked for a crayon a crayon do
you have any crayons
crayons like I'd ask if you were hungry crayons yeah I think I stopped buying
those I think I got some
crayons like I made apricots crayons yeah I don't think so we have pop-tarts
that's a fuss
oh yeah dude wow that's like and how adamant he is about it is is crazy yeah
this is authoritative
crayons crayon yeah crayons for the kids I mean I know I don't say it right but
I admit it I say it
wrong you're dead I don't think it's crayon you think if you walk to the crayola
factory and you'd
be like hey look at all these crayons they'd all go oh we know what he's
talking about if he goes
crayons his mouth is gonna be probably be like what the fuck are you eating
crayons it's crayon I still
don't know I know I am doing the why I'm doing crayons no that's not how you
say crayon you say
sorry you say C-R-A-N-S crayons I don't think so crayon I think he just started
the crayons
rights movement there you go how about that yeah that's the fucking what else
that's gonna that
there's something dude that word is gonna hit me in the back of the head
driving home yeah
yeah was he really saying crayons yeah crayons Crayola Crayola Crayola Crayon
your tongue's
fighting yeah man I'm not gonna do it I got a wisdom tooth fighting me oh man
that's a
fucking great one I don't think so I don't think anything wrong with milk
either no how do you say
milk with an eye say it milk oh big shot like in the way God intended yeah milk
excuse me president you
pronounce words like you're fighting for custody with your tongue got partial
custody of his own
mouth state took the rest all right this one's fun this is just funny this is
for my
Thank you.