Name: Having Old Parents w/ Annie Lederman - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip
Uploaded: 2022-07-15T20:00:16.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Having Old Parents w/ Annie Lederman - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-15. Transcript available.

are you garbage i'm about to go get my surfboard this girl brings the vibes you
guys cannot surf i
would love to see your ass on a surfboard i can shred there's no at the at wildwood
anywhere i'd love to see you in the brown water shout out to the seaweed i do
love i do love
surfing in jeans i love it i love it ladies and gentlemen you know her you love
her she's one of
the co-hosts of the amazing podcast trash tuesdays give it up for annie letterman
there she is look
at her the la kid in town look at you rolled in with her luggage like she was a
bellboy it's so
annoying i know what if i rolled in with like crew like people bringing my
luggage in no no one really
has ever rolled with the crew maybe a friend or uh i'm ready i want an entourage
yeah no hair no hair
makeup people and uh somebody holding an umbrella for you i want it that's what
i want that's what
you want to do i watched the j-lo documentary and i was like i gotta get a cup
with a bunch of crystals
i just watched that too that was i was like that looked like a 50 000 mug all i
thought it was like
i gotta get that mug that was the whole that was my takeaway that seems like a
tortured life though
it's a lot you're just constantly yeah you don't want that you're freewheeling
you're rolling around
with your luggage your free spirit here and there the luggage is nice by the
way she does have a nice
setup with guys the luggage is trash it's got your niche there's not you're
there no it says on
because whose initials are they they're not yours it's supposed to say aunt but
the the u looks like
a j but that's because it's a joke with my dad okay years ago sounds like my
dad christmas years ago
uh around christmas i was sending my i was living at home and hanging out with
my dad a lot i was like
23. we went to the post office i was going to send my friend a i don't know i
was sending i think i was
sending butt wipes to everyone for christmas that was like my funny joke okay
how old are you 23 23 23
oh my god this guy's out to lunch again do you want to borrow one of my coffees
um okay so we're at the
post office i'm sending this package my dad's done sending his stuff he's
waiting at the door
i'm taking away i'm writing my friend a little letter and my dad goes like he's
like come on honey
like we're like joke in a fight you know and i was like shut the up dad i'm i'll
take my time or we're
having like a joke little thing between me and my dad sure this is actually a
screaming no no no no
no it wasn't it was all fun and this old lady i promise i had no lies here um i
this old lady
right as she's about to go like pivots and she goes you know what young lady
you're a real itch
and my dad started to see the bit she want to say the b i don't know what itch
i mean it sounds like
an old lady insult you're a i assume maybe she wanted to say but yeah but that's
where my dad
went and my dad went actually she's more of an hunt that's so that's our that
is i put it as
i put it as unt oh my dad's got good ones one time i gained weight we were on a
vacation that's a cold
open right there yeah i gained like 15 pounds we were on vacation i was diving
into a dock i know i
know the feeling i was always diving you know 50 15 50. i said one five not
five zero but um i was
diving off the dock and mid-air my dad goes look it's annie wake anus instead
of greg luganus that's
pretty good he's good my dad's quick i like this guy where's he at right he's
great deep on vacation
he's just 80 just chilling jesus that's 80 80 you're all with an old dad my dad's
old wow
how old was he when he when he had you but this is where it gets dark okay oh
god he's 41. this is
a record we made it three minutes he was 41. okay that's actually not that's
how old i'm gonna be
i'm gonna be an elderly mother yeah i'm gonna be an old dad too i'm 46.
i remember my my dad had my younger brother and we went to the i know right
that's you're gonna be like
a really old dad if i yeah i might even have a kid i might be a dead dad to be
honest yeah little
though you look young thank you thank you you got baby face thank you he's got
the skin i don't know
if i like an angel little yeah i don't know who you've been talking to you
haven't been called
little in a while just take the fucking compliment his dick gets called little
all the time i have to do
say parts of him are called little nobody looking me in the eye has said it let's
just say that
two lies i'm killing you all right okay what were you going to say nothing so
you had an old dad did
that was there any time did you ever get made fun of for having an old dad i'm
like look at annie's
old no but he made fun of me but i was just under stress and and worry all the
time i was just
always if my dad didn't answer like if i was like dad his office was upstairs
if he didn't answer i was
like dad's dead i would like run up the stairs like emergency style you know i'm
like oh my god i look
at it in the way that i'll be older i'll leave the kid earlier you know i'll
die earlier but i'll be
able to set him up better for the rest of his life and also too that's a very
age fully way to spin
hold on and also too i was thinking about it it'll benefit the kid if it
happens to him when he's like
20 or 21 luckily then when he has a family he doesn't got to worry about coming
to see coming to see me or
whether i'm in a nursing home or getting older whatever it'll all be done and
over listen just
eat better you know yeah i'm trying to justify all this yeah you're trying to
justify your 30 year
old kid not having to see you on thanksgiving that's crazy dude so he doesn't
want me there
eating all the turkey he wants a bite too man we are in the depths of foleyville
think of what i'm
saving him on pumpkin pie really you guys i have to compliment you your podcast
is the best thank you
thank you it's so good i mean i don't watch it but i did watch clips of my own
it looks great not the
whole one uh god forbid i watch the whole one i'll kill myself watch the clip
all right but i love the
clips it looks beautiful you guys just the way you uh you open the show is so
good thank you it's like
class acts but trash you know sure we're trying to better trash a little bit i
know it's so hard to
stay trashy when you're rich guys it's crazy
it's talking about new money all you gotta do is like the way to stay trash is
brag about it i guess
so like that's all i do have you have you done anything stupid with the money
and since we've seen
your last you buy anything crazy yeah she's got a louis vuitton that's fake it
says on on it what
are you talking about i just get it i immediately destroy them yeah uh well
this is oh sorry please
i want what's something like that cost what's a louis vuitton purse like that
cost i don't even know
dude how what do you mean i don't even know i just give them the card yeah i
don't look at price tag
i look i don't look at price tag really you're there there that's crazy listen
i'm not gonna go like
look at the biggest purse you know i'm not gonna go like i'm not gonna go look
at the luggage and go
don't just charge it that's over a thousand dollars though right oh yeah this
is really yeah we could
look it up probably two no it's okay don't look it up but i take your word for
it i like that it's
pretty good not looking at a jihad that's pretty good and what kind of
equipment are you rolling with
i have a tesla really i meant credit card what do you got amex capital one
where you don't pull it
you don't gotta pull it out wait hold on is that that it twists whoa she has a
blow pop in her purse
so everybody knows i think it was a tampon
whoa you got that no it's just my business name okay my company name my the car
when you're rich i
have one i got i got one but it's gold yeah ours is gold hers is platinum
though i think yours might
be better yeah yours is better is that a platinum sure sure sure yeah yeah that's
pretty good i just got
denied for a platinum a personal platinum by the way what's going on with um
with sky lounge we don't
get in oh i was gonna ask sky lounge we don't get in because we don't have the
platinum uh we're
delta i'm gonna this is the first year we're traveling so being kicked out of
about four delta yeah
we try at every airport the key is to try to grab a handful of pretzels in the
throat yeah i'm american
i'm an amer i'm an american girl now that's a little trashy i may switch i may
switch well
aren't they dragging people off flights and shit that's that they're the ones
always in nuts i don't
know united's band i'm in first class i don't know what's happening back there
but um
i couldn't i couldn't bother myself with the back of the plane but um their
their lounge is like
hard-boiled eggs like you go in and you're like okay i'll have a couple hard-boiled
eggs i'll have
a free coffee yeah they're not the lounges aren't that great some of them are
really good but most of
are just like i hate the the hard-boiled egg too is like the power breakfast
for for for smart
wealthy on the road i mean on the run you're like i gotta just pop an egg i don't
have time i'm making
business deals so weird i'm trading i'm trading smells like an old toyota all
day hard who the
fuck's trusting somebody else people are a real garbage snack real garbage yeah
it's like it's like
you know what it is it's when garbage people are trying to be healthy yeah that's
not yeah yeah for
sure well here this is this came in it's not a quite it's more of a
philosophical question a little bit