Name: Smoking in the Shower w/ Sam Tallent - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Smoking in the Shower w/ Sam Tallent - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-09. Transcript available.

Are you garbage all right this one's from Ryan have you ever had a set time of
the night where indoors smoking was allowed
So like I guess if you're hanging out at a house party or a house and you're
like all right
It's one in the morning after dinner. We're allowed to have six like night and
weekend minutes exactly exactly
Hey, you know, it's like International Walters after 2:00 a.m. If you're up
doing lines
You can smoke cigs
The purge of ripping Bernie's late night cigs inside for me and like our Kyle
wherever always had to be in the kitchen
Because it was like yeah, I'll just go like fabric to absorb the sink
Open the window over the fucking stove. It was always the last of the Mohicans
- it was the last six guys hanging out
Yeah, the homeowners asleep. Yeah, so you're like well. He's not gonna know
Wake up in the morning. Yeah, cook some popcorn called a fucking day
I remember as a kid I can I can picture that you come down all the lights out
are in the house
You smell that faint smoke you hear the laughter you hear the talking of the
adults and this and that year and aunt or whatever
And it's just that light coming out of the kitchen you come in there. Oh, what
are you doing?
Yeah, they want you to dance around. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck. Yeah, I'm
all sudden. I'm knee-deep in a crazy Eddie impersonation
Trying to do crowd work
Hey, so uncle Steve's here looks like that biopsy didn't stop you
Let's keep it going for the wait step
Yeah, you're wearing a fedora you're completely nude otherwise
You're a little eight-year-old peen
Yeah, it was always when people were tripping because everyone would get drunk
at the party and go to bed
Those people would pass out and the people who took hallucinogens would still
be up and either outside smoking you're inside smoking
So yeah, I think that it was more it wasn't time dependent. It was more
substance dependent for us
Sure, and every house I lived in before I moved in with my wife was cigs 24/7
Really? Oh, we were just blasting all the time so kind of my places were
similar to yeah, because it's like I know
We're not getting this security deposit back no matter what let's smoke in here.
Let's paint the walls. Let's put holes and stuff
Yeah, it is nice though to keep that separation of church and state right
Right within the home
You know, I mean you go out you have one it gives you something to do you go
out on the porch because it's already gross if you're just sitting there
I'm playing manhunt smoking cigarettes on the couch
Scraping resin when you're not playing like that's a gross dark time without
some kind of airflow it
Oh, dude, it's stagnant. Yeah, it gets brutal gets in your hair. Yeah, and then
you wake up the next morning. You're like, oh
I don't really want to shower, but I guess I have yeah 100%
It smells in there smoking in the shower though
Oh, dude, cold one in the shower blast in a hundo
Doesn't get better, man. Yeah, like if I if I could have picked my last 30
minutes on earth
I was just gonna say that's something to do the day you're dying. Yeah, that's
right before the bank job
Yeah, as you're fucking trying to file off things with a real lighter - oh for
sure
Yeah, or that's no big
It's off the stove and then run to the bathroom
That's the move. I love a cig off a stove
I've been off the bernies, but that is my house at temple university had an
electric stove and we would fucking lighten cigs off
An electric stove was so fucking good. There's that anticipation. It has to
heat up
It's a little bit of a day if you get greedy and jump the gun it's fucking
catches it. Oh, yeah
Yeah, you're that idiot. You're up to half your cigarette off like a fucking
fool. You gotta go bum one again
Hey, man, I'm real sorry
We all used to smoke camels and if you didn't have any cigarettes
You had to wait until the camel walked on fire, which is when the feet of the
camel at the bottom of the cig
Then you could have it from someone
Whoa, what'd you guys call that? We called it kills like hey, can I get kills
on let me get the heroin on that?
Yeah, that's where all the nicotine is man. It's all resonated. So let me let
me get the heroin on that kills is also a syndrome
We did kills we did sh I think shorts was one let me get shorts on that kills
shorts camel walks on fire
We called them counties
Yeah, because it's how they would smoke cigs and county. It's like the alt. I'll
take anything
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Did you really call him that or do you see that in a movie?
Hey, we all saw the wire all right
Yeah, because you and dustin dolan
That's a deep cut for the kids hell yeah man baker
I'm reading the book this weekend and i'm getting off him this did this week
I'm making it a strong i'm making let me say this making a strong effort to
good
Yeah, yeah, right it's too much but until that I got a pack in the bag
Well, the book says you can smoke while you're while you're reading it
In the book. Yes, and it worked for you
Yeah, it was this is heavily debated. It worked twice for me
I quit for five years after 15 years. I quit for five years
And then I picked it back up during the pandemic and then uh
I read it and I stopped again in the day and it's been three weeks and now you're
lording it over everybody
He's been going around like a mormon. You kidding me? Yeah knocking on doors.
Yeah, he's singing happy birthday to jesus on christmas
with great lung capacity by the way
I'm getting the high notes
Yeah, you really belted out now
Can't be you've been taking lessons
Good shit love an indoor bernie though. All right. I'm getting me all get me
all juice
Up over here
Uh, let's see
This is from sean have you or anyone you know ever bought meat from a couple of
guys driving around town with a deep freeze full of
All cuts of beef in it sure 100
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