Name: Skipping the Wedding w/ Louis C K & Joe List - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Skipping the Wedding w/ Louis C K & Joe List - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-12. Transcript available.

are you garbage and I always cry at four weddings in a funeral when he reads
the
WH Auden poem at the when the one guy dies have we seen the film which one
not that four weddings in a funeral for weddings for weddings and I like his
good fella is that the Chris Rock no he can't tell a lot somebody died at a
funeral it's hugh grant right yeah hugh grant yeah that's right are you cottage
cheese man do you have any on ya what was the last meal you cooked and what was
the last meal you had delivered I made chicken parm for my daughter and me not
bad a couple nights ago you ever taste this chicken parked up no I was just
telling him that I'm want to make it for him because that's his favorite meal I've
my favorite dish ever I've been making something we call it chicken bakey in my
house which is just you get man chicken breast and you cut it really thin and
you dredge it and put bread like you know bread crumbs yeah and that's all and
with lemon and stuff but I never occurred to me to put red sauce sauce and some
cheese oh yeah pasta and it's hard to please my kid with food and she ate two
big helpings of it so I was very proud of that last meal we ordered out it was
at
last night what did we get uh oh it's Italian I got uh lasagna I got a lasagna
for two and I scarfed
the whole fucking thing down and I was so lasagna delivered is a different
level of trash yeah my
question was when's the last time you had lasagna that's why last night holy
shit yeah have you
ever eaten at the list household at the list household yeah I've had some Cheerios
at his
house we've had some meals a few meals yeah yeah we were working on the thing
you know Sarah makes
cheese in the bathtub just gonna let you know that stay away we didn't cook for
you though no they
didn't cook we like ordered food we got Chinese once yes what's that you know
how to use chopsticks
sure yeah okay yeah it's pretty classy pretty classy um any dental hygienists
or x-ray technicians in the
family none nice anybody referred anybody in your family refer to jeans as dungarees
oh that's a good
one I think my aunt uh um Sue who I love very much but she's from Texas and she
didn't she married
into the family she's not a blood relative I haven't heard dungarees in a while
let's be where are you
shopping like where where'd you get that shirt oh it's j crew online just j
crew not bad your jeans
where do you get your jeans a place called uh Alexander Goldschmidt it's kind
of a fancy place
but jeans I had a hard time with because really you gotta find yeah Levi's can't
do it really yeah
they either it's the leg size or they the the crotch droops and then I like
fighting them when I walk
or they're just they hurt they chafe I've got a weird body so I walk one block
in jeans and I'm in
hell so the jeans these jeans this I mean I looked for a long time and I found
these this brand so the
jeans I would see and they weren't I always thought they were like Walmart kind
of no you said that like
you've been watching him from a fall the jeans I've been seeing you in well I
did I work I worked at a
restaurant in the West Village and I would see you walking by all the time and
I worked and that's
where you looked yeah checking that ass out as you rolled by yeah but you could
always tell you I was
on uh Bedford and Morton where old Chopson's used to be yeah sure that Taverna
yeah and you always you
dress down but you could always tell you had a little bit of cash yeah I wore
the brown stuff good
cotton good cotton yeah yeah yeah you wear a nice brown jacket and used to wear
those those blue glasses
that's right yeah yeah real sharp that's right those you're about to ask him
out
I'm comfortable with it you ever wear Stetson cologne yeah what's a cologne
situation I had a French
girlfriend she's still my dearest friend and she gave me a bottle of cologne
once I'm right here
and it felt nice to wear it for her and I liked the way it's my kind of liked
it but I don't wear it
what deodorant do you use none really yeah do I smell bad are you kidding me
does he smell Joe
has there ever been an issue no I never noticed but that's a lie you don't wear
deodorant no what
100 never wore it in my life you're there Mr. C comes in here and lies to my
face this is a gag
gonna be a gag no deodorant damn I don't know if that's classy I'm a secret not
Victoria secret
regular secret uh for the for the ladies Louis secret hello folks uh I only got
one or two more
we gotta wrap it up um if you're going to a wedding yeah not Joe because he's a
very close friend but
you're going to a wedding didn't come to my wedding was he invited of course ouch
yep but on the road
took me to Paul McCartney I made up for it oh yeah okay fucking oh god
and was on record directed a movie that I was on record I made up for it no you
didn't know that
at the time you fucking eat great at the time it wasn't like you were like I
can't come to the
wedding but five years from now I'll direct a film he might have known that he's
a very smart guy
got an 880 that's all right what can you do next wedding you'll be I don't
remember why I didn't go
I should have gone yeah I'm sure he remembers yeah I don't know yeah will you
do this if you're at a
restaurant will you walk up to the bar was the question oh uh Jesus Christ I
forgot um how do we
go to a wedding what are you giving not to not somebody super close to you I
don't want to hear
this it's not Paul McCartney I'll give you that I don't want to hear this
answer if you're going to
a wedding sorry Joe uh you know say what are you giving to as the gift what's
in the envelope what
are you dropping oh geez let's say we've also asked every famous person we've
had in here so
and they tell the truth thousand bucks very good very very good Colin Quinn
sent me five hundred
dollars for my wedding and then a year later I went to his wedding and sent him
gave him three hundred
lefty from mulberry street I made out I wanted I didn't want to lose my net
he had the chicken and the fish ever been to an air show yeah ever seen a crash
at an air show