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Are you garbage?
T-Bone lives in Queens.
New York City comedian.
Wow.
Comedian's debatable.
I haven't seen it yet.
Call up my T-Bone down there in North Carolina.
Tell her, fucking, your son's made it.
Yeah, I got a shitty little apartment.
Me and my kitty cat.
Thin walls.
Good for the neighbors hearing me cry.
I like a good cry from noon to one every day.
Cat scratching, trying to get away from you.
Happy for you, T-Bone.
Happy for you, T-Bone.
Settled in, fucking Queens, New York.
My fucking next door neighbor.
Yeah, how close are you guys?
Real close.
Real close.
Like, what's close?
I could be there.
Give me a block.
Like, blocks.
I could be there walking in 15 minutes.
So it's probably two blocks for you?
Just the next apartment over?
As long as there's not a McDonald's, I could be there in 15 minutes.
Oh, I'm just not talking about McDonald's.
Oh, God.
Stuff's all behind me.
By the way, I'm sure.
Check out the weight loss challenge on that there Patreon over there.
I'm off the junk, baby.
I'm clean.
Good.
Happy to hear.
Oh, my God.
Speaking of junk, walking over.
Dude, fully booting up right on our block.
Yeah, it's a tough neighborhood.
Oh, here in the city?
Tough neighborhood around here.
Oh, they're partying down here.
Yeah, they're getting after it.
Or we are.
They're getting after it.
Man, Manhattan's fucking ripe on it.
Day drinking with arm beers.
Wow.
Heroin referred as arm beers.
I'm a fan.
Everybody knows a good nose beer from time to time.
A couple of arm beers.
Maybe a toe beer.
Or in between your toe beers when your parents are hassling you.
I don't want to see any tracks.
Did I ever tell you that?
My buddy's family had a party.
I'm sure I mentioned it maybe at some point.
My buddy's family had a party.
Like, parents only.
And he had this fucking...
So we show up, and his family dealt with some nefarious characters, right?
They were real new money.
And we went over the next day.
My parents had gone and were there for, like, 20 minutes.
And they were like, yo, we're getting the fuck out of it.
This ain't our scene.
And we found a spoon the next day in the bathroom with, like, yellow residue on
it.
And I was like, these dudes fucking party.
Love Jell-O pudding.
Somebody forgot their yogurt.
Yeah, I was like, yikes, caramba.
You know, it's always embarrassing when you're going to the ice cream so hard
that it bends the spoon.
That's a real fucking...
What happened to Uncle Ted?
He got a hot shot of frio.
At this barbecue for 50-year-olds.
A little too much Eurotart for Uncle Ted, huh?
Couldn't handle the berries at the bottom.
Holy shit, that's trash.
Yeah, I remember that was a significant...
I was just like, we're different.
I'm trying...
I'm like, we're different people.
We come from different cloths, me and us.
You don't shoot heroin.
My family doesn't associate with known drug addicts in their 50s.
Oh, man.
I had a...
We had a little get-together this weekend at the Foley's.
Little...
At Club Foley down there.
Club Foley.
Yeah.
Problem is...
Heatonism of Bluebell.
Fucking swinger party with a bunch of oxen.
When you see the red light on on the porch, come on in.
Make sure you walk in backwards, though.
I think I don't want to get back.
I don't know.
Make it a little more kinky.
You know what I mean?
Let you know what you're working with.
Flip-flops and blown-out couches, as far as the eye can see.
Recliners that don't close.
That's where it gets weird.
All the springs are fucking shot out.
No, Club Foley was only half-opened, and it was a disappointment to the crowd.
How was it only half-open?
No pool.
What?
Yeah.
All that Patreon money flying around, ain't those bozos couldn't know?
The motor went.
Your pool has a motor?
What is it with a fucking John Deere?
Your pool's got a motor.
Yeah, every pool has a motor.
How do you think the water gets circulated in there?
A pump.
Whatever.
It's not a motor.
Then it's a motor for the pump.
I've been in a lot of pools.
No one's ever been like, hey, start this puppy up.
The gentlemen, start your engines.
We got to get the pool cooking.
It's Memorial Day.
You've got to prime it before you get in the deep end.
Did you do the right mix of gas and oil?
It's electric.
Boogie, woogie, woogie.
You can't be right.
But, yeah, the motor didn't run.
Motor and.
It's coming in this week.
So we're a week behind.
But that was still people there with a couple hot dogs and some sweat on their
brow.
And not even hot dogs.
And a non open above ground pool barbecue.
Yeah.
I would have rather had it in a fucking.
Kids, go look at the pool again.
Would have rather had it in a Walmart parking lot.
That's a tough look.
And let me tell you something.
The whole time you're eating and hanging out, you're about 20 steps away from
pure death.
Because there's enough shock and chlorine in that pool.
You guys are all fucking high as that guy.
Fucking make Dr. Manhattan in there.
It's cooking.
Oh, damn.
Tough.
That's a sad, sad.
You also sent me a picture of a makeshift umbrella.
Oh, well, we kind of like it.
It looked like you robbed a hang glider.
That thing was fucking heavy duty.
You know how you can, you know, the umbrella is supposed to go in through the
table.
Which yours didn't.
It didn't fit.
So it was a different one on it.
It's a heavy duty umbrella.
It's a free prong umbrella.
So it's an aftermarket umbrella you got.
Yes.
That was a discount buy.
It had to be Amazon Prime.
This thing's rough.
Yeah.
Should be sitting in a big blue Hawaiian.
Oh, God.
It's real trashy.
So, okay.
And it didn't fit in the table.
So you had it next to the table.
So I came up with the idea.
How about we do this?
It's bad when you're the fucking head engineer on the job site.
At least you won.
Plus, she skipped.
Let me do a couple of arm beers and I'll figure this out.
She skipped about three or four of the safety steps.
I don't need OSHA poking around in there.
Let me tell you that.
Yeah, that thing didn't come with instructions.
That was an open box purchase.
No, that's four drywall screws straight to the deck.
Oh, man.
So we couldn't get it to go above.
So my dad likes to go in there in the evenings, watch the Phillies game,
and do his little exercises and stuff like that.
What's in where?
He likes to go in the pool.
Okay.
He goes in the pool, watches.
So it hangs.
So you have an umbrella that I saw you bump the table right up next to the pool.
Yeah.
So we got it where it covers a little bit of the pool.
So you can hang out.
You can hang out in the pool on the thing where everyone's talking and you're
watching the fills.
And then also one half of the table is also shaded too.
But on the other side of that table on a hot day, let me tell you, it hurts.
I don't have the Webster Dictionary for white trash, but I'm pretty sure you
checked a couple of the boxes there, big man.
Is there an extent?
Where's the TV that you're watching?
It hangs on.
We bring it inside in the winter because it'll crack the screen.
It's up in my room.
We bring it down and we hang it.
We watch Phillies games.
Hang it on what?
We have a fucking like a thing like.
Is there an extension cord?
A thing like what?
It's all like ours, like an arm that comes out.
It's like I'm giving you shit.
You just said you make.
You got an umbrella hanging over your pool and a picnic table.
All of a sudden, I ask one question on the electronic aspect of it and you're
acting like I'm the jerk off.
Man.
Yeah, we hang that up.
So.
Good for you.
That's rough.
Yeah.
Almost got a little rougher, too, if I don't mind telling you, gentlemen.
And why?
Well, you know, I had some, let's say, accounting errors towards the end of the
month.
I saw a screenshot of said bank statement over there at Navy Federal.
And I got to tell you, it was fucking red lights fucking all the way down the
avenue.
Man, fucking Hollywood chewed me up and spit me out fucking right back to zero.
No, it was.
You weren't even at zero, dude.
Yeah.
Yeah, you were on those negative four digits.
So, we were waiting on a couple of things to fall through.
We were getting jerked around by a couple of suppliers.
Yeah.
So, they didn't make the fucking payment.
So, I had this all mapped out.
This was my master plan.
I was, I, this was hopefully my last month of spinning plates.
This was going to be the weekend.
This was it.
I was like.
I was going to change my name to the weekend.
Yeah.
That's how pumped I was for this weekend.
And then.
You just said weekend like 15 times in a sentence.
We got them like gearing up for Memorial Day thinking you're going to Costco
and then showing
up at the Aldi.
Oh, dude.
I was, it was.
Well, this is what happened to me.
I was jammed up.
Oh, I was jammed up.
And those rugrats down there.
I might have had to take a personal ear, a personal marker out from, uh, from
said foreign
investor.
I had to sign over personally on a couple of things.
He had a bald guys here with his nose wide open.
Man.
I, uh, so, okay.
So I woke up Saturday morning and Hawaiian cartoons after my cartoons and my,
and my, and
my cereal.
Um, I looked at my bank account.
Hawaiian airlines had gotten cheeky and fucking charged me twice for something,
which I don't
get it.
There's not enough of the checking account.
Why does the bank let it go through?
Just reject it.
No fucking Navy federal.
It's like they're working together.
They fucking put me in a hole.
No, I'm upside down on my own checking account.
So you're upside down on the house.
So I get on the phone.
I start talking to fucking, uh, Hawaiian airlines, start working.
And that's about an hour process.
I do this while I'm driving down.
Sure.
Okay.
Do you speak Hawaiian?
No.
Okay.
Before I get, before I get in the car though, it wasn't that good.
I'm sorry.
I know.
You answered me like fucking, like you were in a fucking deposition.
No, I don't.
Not anymore.
I mean, I can order in a restaurant, but I'm not fluent.
I can order in a restaurant.
So I had a couple of bucks in my savings.
Had about one fitting in there.
Clean.
So before anybody starts getting 2% on that annually, that's like $3, $4.
You're the only person I ever heard referred to as 150 as clean.
Yeah.
I own that straight out.
I want 50s.
There's no note on that.
That's me.
That's in my pocket.
That's all.
That's all.
That's all meat, baby.
That's all.
That's all I say.
So I didn't want fucking.
Damn, you got 150 in your savings account.
Cash.
But a lot of times, a lot of times you got to read the fucking fine print on
those savings accounts.
I mean, we're just in between a couple of paydays.
You know what I mean?
I got hemmed up.
I got jammed up.
But a lot of times in them savings accounts, you got to fucking, you got to
keep like at least a hundo in there.
Oh, no.
Maybe you leave your keys in there.
Maybe they don't give a shit.
They don't care.
Yarr, take your money.
As far as we know, it belongs to you anyway.
Take what's yours.
No, you got zero.
Right now, I got zeros right up.
I got snake eyes right up to boards.
I don't got to keep anything in there.
Cherry, cherry, shit.
Hoping for a seven here.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
We're jammed up a little bit.
Yeah.
I had to take out two markers this weekend for me alone.
I was like, hey, I need this just to get by.
And then I get a couple of bucks.
I start spending.
Oh, dude, we stink with money.
I'm taking Ubers again.
Thank God we learned this little lesson.
Well, I see that Patreon number.
I'm like, this will clean things up by the end of the month.
Yeah, they do.
First of all, Patreon wets.
They're beating.
Man, you start fucking unpacking that thing.
It's like a Russian nesting doll.
Yeah, fees and overhead.
Plus, Tootie needs that.
You got to pay the rent on Tootie.
You got to keep fucking a roof over Tootie's head.
Jesus.
Those dog pills ain't going to fucking save us.
Mo' money, mo' problems, as Biggie said.
Tootie's like, hey, if you need a couple of bucks to get to the weekend, I'm
like, I should be lending you money.
I know.
Tootie McMullen, the richest man I know.
Meanwhile, I had to make a fake fucking letter for employment for this guy.
Oh, yeah.
I'm like, yeah, he makes $187,000 a year.
Give him the apartment, pozo.
Yeah, a little life tip for you, for anyone listening.
Work for your friend, because they can lie for you.
It was pretty funny.
I mean, this is where I shine.
Toby's like, hey, listen, would you be okay with maybe saying I make a little
bit more than I actually do?
And I'm like, I'll go one step further.
You Venmo me money.
I'll deposit into Tootie's and make it look like paychecks.
He goes, oh, that's pretty good.
I go, buddy, welcome to the deep end, because that's where I maneuver.
I've been the assistant regional manager of many a restaurant for my friends.
By the way, the landlord was like, so I was looking into the Tootie LLC.
Do you guys make desks?
And I was like, yeah, that's what we do.
Depends how much cash you got on you.
I believe the correct, the direct quote was, we do a little bit of everything.
We've got our hands in a lot of pots.
You know, we're a venture capitalist firm.
You ever have oat milk before?
Yeah, I have.
Yeah, so have I.
I signed it at H. Schmoley, by the way.
The president and CEO, H. Schmoley.
Oh, man.
Well, the first thing I think.
You're answering a dead man's phone.
Yeah, try to trace that letter back.
It's just ringing at the bottom of the Hudson.
Bubbles.
Yeah, no way, you got to try fucking, I put a fake number.
The address was in fucking Wuhan.
You're in there now.
That's all it is.
Man, you can't do anything when you got the keys.
It's real hard to get squatters out of there.
Yeah.
So, thank God that worked out.
Wait, you saying I ain't got to pay?
The way this is going, you're not going to have money to pay.
No, we're doing great, everybody.
So, I didn't want.
We're just very bad with money.
I didn't want Navy Federal fucking coming in and fucking swooping in, fucking
cleaning house.
Because what they'll do is, if the checking's negative for too long, they'll
fucking yank it from the savings.
Stealing from Peter to pay for Fatty.
You know what I mean?
So, I grabbed that quick 150 and it just had a little cash in my hand.
What, did you go to the ATM?
Went right to the ATM.
Like, nope.
Yeah.
Fucking yanked that right out.
Foley's banking in international waters.
There ain't no rules out there, dude.
Had to put a couple of bucks in the car, get some fucking gas, couple of odds
and ends.
Almost get jammed up, all right?
I got enough gas to fucking get me out of there, all right?
Fucking sitting on a couple of shekels in my pocket.
Now, there's no pool, so the kids are a little bummed out.
You know what I mean?
Spray with the hose.
Call it a night.
I offered that.
They didn't want to do that.
Set up a chair.
I'll sit down.
I'll spray with the hose.
Give me a couple of pops.
They didn't want to do it.
But then all of a sudden, we hear a familiar tune coming through the trees in
the neighborhood.
Who is it?
Ice cream man.
The ice cream man.
Now, we're all out there.
And just like that, Foley's back to zero.
I've been running my mouth down there about how good we're doing, okay?
Now, you got about, what, 30, 40 clams on you.
Listen, I'm sitting there, okay?
The wallet was put away when I got there.
This is more of a hard feeling, but okay.
We got to get into questions.
I know.
This is trash.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everything you do is trash.
I mean, like, you could have just said what you did yesterday and it would have
been a trashy story.
Well, I'm sitting there.
The ice cream man starts ringing.
And for some reason, everyone starts saying, oh, the ice cream.
Oh, that's a great job for Uncle Hank.
That's an uncle thing.
Uncle Hank.
Uncle Hank.
Give him money to go get the ice cream.
Fuck, and I tell my nephew to go get my wallet.
Pulls out my last 20.
You only got 120 on you?
Man.
And they take off down the street.
Pick something from the bottom.
And let me tell you something.
Only the bottom.
Don't ever underestimate, or don't ever look down upon poor genetics, because I
guess these
kids couldn't catch the ice cream man.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
And they came back.
Joke's on you, little fatties.
They came back with the 20.
Yeah.
Woo.
Lived a fight another day.
Yeah.
Finished my grilled chicken, and I said goodnight to everyone like a gentleman.
Oh, man.
But, that's neither here nor there.
Of course, this is a family episode.
Of course.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I was just saying, save some meat on the bone.
We gotta do a hard feelings as well.
That's prime hard feelings.
Hmm.
Going toe-to-toe with a financial institution.
That's what hard feelings started about three years ago.
Fucking toe-to-toe with big banks.
Oh, I just felt pretty garbage only having 20 bucks in there.
Yeah, of course.
Needing the ice cream money back from my...
Thank God he doesn't take fucking credit cards.
I only got 20 on me.
I only got 20 on me.
Oh, I couldn't have said that.
I would have been...
They would have known something was up.
What?
If you only had 20 on you?
Yeah.
Nah, I got 20 on me.
Did I take a card?
I should have said I had no things.
Did I take my credit...
They take a card, right?
What if they did?
Then you're really hebbled up.
You have no idea.
Those kids would be facing some charges.
Good humor.
Hit the gas, will you?
Yeah, my credit card was just stolen.
Yeah, I can describe all of them.
Yeah, there's three of them.
They're in my front yard right now.
Sucking down Choco Tacos.
I only authorized the firecracker pop, and that was for me.
Get the detectives here now.
Oh, God.
All right, guys.
All right.
All right.
All right.

Club Foley w/ Kippy & Foley - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip

Are you garbage?
T-Bone lives in Queens.
New York City comedian.
Wow.
Comedian's debatable.
I haven't seen it yet.
Call up my T-Bone down there in North Carolina.
Tell her, fucking, your son's made it.
Yeah, I got a shitty little apartment.
Me and my kitty cat.
Thin walls.
Good for the neighbors hearing me cry.
I like a good cry from noon to one every day.
Cat scratching, trying to get away from you.
Happy for you, T-Bone.
Happy for you, T-Bone.
Settled in, fucking Queens, New York.
My fucking next door neighbor.
Yeah, how close are you guys?
Real close.
Real close.
Like, what's close?
I could be there.
Give me a block.
Like, blocks.
I could be there walking in 15 minutes.
So it's probably two blocks for you?
Just the next apartment over?
As long as there's not a McDonald's, I could be there in 15 minutes.
Oh, I'm just not talking about McDonald's.
Oh, God.
Stuff's all behind me.
By the way, I'm sure.
Check out the weight loss challenge on that there Patreon over there.
I'm off the junk, baby.
I'm clean.
Good.
Happy to hear.
Oh, my God.
Speaking of junk, walking over.
Dude, fully booting up right on our block.
Yeah, it's a tough neighborhood.
Oh, here in the city?
Tough neighborhood around here.
Oh, they're partying down here.
Yeah, they're getting after it.
Or we are.
They're getting after it.
Man, Manhattan's fucking ripe on it.
Day drinking with arm beers.
Wow.
Heroin referred as arm beers.
I'm a fan.
Everybody knows a good nose beer from time to time.
A couple of arm beers.
Maybe a toe beer.
Or in between your toe beers when your parents are hassling you.
I don't want to see any tracks.
Did I ever tell you that?
My buddy's family had a party.
I'm sure I mentioned it maybe at some point.
My buddy's family had a party.
Like, parents only.
And he had this fucking...
So we show up, and his family dealt with some nefarious characters, right?
They were real new money.
And we went over the next day.
My parents had gone and were there for, like, 20 minutes.
And they were like, yo, we're getting the fuck out of it.
This ain't our scene.
And we found a spoon the next day in the bathroom with, like, yellow residue on
it.
And I was like, these dudes fucking party.
Love Jell-O pudding.
Somebody forgot their yogurt.
Yeah, I was like, yikes, caramba.
You know, it's always embarrassing when you're going to the ice cream so hard
that it bends the spoon.
That's a real fucking...
What happened to Uncle Ted?
He got a hot shot of frio.
At this barbecue for 50-year-olds.
A little too much Eurotart for Uncle Ted, huh?
Couldn't handle the berries at the bottom.
Holy shit, that's trash.
Yeah, I remember that was a significant...
I was just like, we're different.
I'm trying...
I'm like, we're different people.
We come from different cloths, me and us.
You don't shoot heroin.
My family doesn't associate with known drug addicts in their 50s.
Oh, man.
I had a...
We had a little get-together this weekend at the Foley's.
Little...
At Club Foley down there.
Club Foley.
Yeah.
Problem is...
Heatonism of Bluebell.
Fucking swinger party with a bunch of oxen.
When you see the red light on on the porch, come on in.
Make sure you walk in backwards, though.
I think I don't want to get back.
I don't know.
Make it a little more kinky.
You know what I mean?
Let you know what you're working with.
Flip-flops and blown-out couches, as far as the eye can see.
Recliners that don't close.
That's where it gets weird.
All the springs are fucking shot out.
No, Club Foley was only half-opened, and it was a disappointment to the crowd.
How was it only half-open?
No pool.
What?
Yeah.
All that Patreon money flying around, ain't those bozos couldn't know?
The motor went.
Your pool has a motor?
What is it with a fucking John Deere?
Your pool's got a motor.
Yeah, every pool has a motor.
How do you think the water gets circulated in there?
A pump.
Whatever.
It's not a motor.
Then it's a motor for the pump.
I've been in a lot of pools.
No one's ever been like, hey, start this puppy up.
The gentlemen, start your engines.
We got to get the pool cooking.
It's Memorial Day.
You've got to prime it before you get in the deep end.
Did you do the right mix of gas and oil?
It's electric.
Boogie, woogie, woogie.
You can't be right.
But, yeah, the motor didn't run.
Motor and.
It's coming in this week.
So we're a week behind.
But that was still people there with a couple hot dogs and some sweat on their
brow.
And not even hot dogs.
And a non open above ground pool barbecue.
Yeah.
I would have rather had it in a fucking.
Kids, go look at the pool again.
Would have rather had it in a Walmart parking lot.
That's a tough look.
And let me tell you something.
The whole time you're eating and hanging out, you're about 20 steps away from
pure death.
Because there's enough shock and chlorine in that pool.
You guys are all fucking high as that guy.
Fucking make Dr. Manhattan in there.
It's cooking.
Oh, damn.
Tough.
That's a sad, sad.
You also sent me a picture of a makeshift umbrella.
Oh, well, we kind of like it.
It looked like you robbed a hang glider.
That thing was fucking heavy duty.
You know how you can, you know, the umbrella is supposed to go in through the
table.
Which yours didn't.
It didn't fit.
So it was a different one on it.
It's a heavy duty umbrella.
It's a free prong umbrella.
So it's an aftermarket umbrella you got.
Yes.
That was a discount buy.
It had to be Amazon Prime.
This thing's rough.
Yeah.
Should be sitting in a big blue Hawaiian.
Oh, God.
It's real trashy.
So, okay.
And it didn't fit in the table.
So you had it next to the table.
So I came up with the idea.
How about we do this?
It's bad when you're the fucking head engineer on the job site.
At least you won.
Plus, she skipped.
Let me do a couple of arm beers and I'll figure this out.
She skipped about three or four of the safety steps.
I don't need OSHA poking around in there.
Let me tell you that.
Yeah, that thing didn't come with instructions.
That was an open box purchase.
No, that's four drywall screws straight to the deck.
Oh, man.
So we couldn't get it to go above.
So my dad likes to go in there in the evenings, watch the Phillies game,
and do his little exercises and stuff like that.
What's in where?
He likes to go in the pool.
Okay.
He goes in the pool, watches.
So it hangs.
So you have an umbrella that I saw you bump the table right up next to the pool.
Yeah.
So we got it where it covers a little bit of the pool.
So you can hang out.
You can hang out in the pool on the thing where everyone's talking and you're
watching the fills.
And then also one half of the table is also shaded too.
But on the other side of that table on a hot day, let me tell you, it hurts.
I don't have the Webster Dictionary for white trash, but I'm pretty sure you
checked a couple of the boxes there, big man.
Is there an extent?
Where's the TV that you're watching?
It hangs on.
We bring it inside in the winter because it'll crack the screen.
It's up in my room.
We bring it down and we hang it.
We watch Phillies games.
Hang it on what?
We have a fucking like a thing like.
Is there an extension cord?
A thing like what?
It's all like ours, like an arm that comes out.
It's like I'm giving you shit.
You just said you make.
You got an umbrella hanging over your pool and a picnic table.
All of a sudden, I ask one question on the electronic aspect of it and you're
acting like I'm the jerk off.
Man.
Yeah, we hang that up.
So.
Good for you.
That's rough.
Yeah.
Almost got a little rougher, too, if I don't mind telling you, gentlemen.
And why?
Well, you know, I had some, let's say, accounting errors towards the end of the
month.
I saw a screenshot of said bank statement over there at Navy Federal.
And I got to tell you, it was fucking red lights fucking all the way down the
avenue.
Man, fucking Hollywood chewed me up and spit me out fucking right back to zero.
No, it was.
You weren't even at zero, dude.
Yeah.
Yeah, you were on those negative four digits.
So, we were waiting on a couple of things to fall through.
We were getting jerked around by a couple of suppliers.
Yeah.
So, they didn't make the fucking payment.
So, I had this all mapped out.
This was my master plan.
I was, I, this was hopefully my last month of spinning plates.
This was going to be the weekend.
This was it.
I was like.
I was going to change my name to the weekend.
Yeah.
That's how pumped I was for this weekend.
And then.
You just said weekend like 15 times in a sentence.
We got them like gearing up for Memorial Day thinking you're going to Costco
and then showing
up at the Aldi.
Oh, dude.
I was, it was.
Well, this is what happened to me.
I was jammed up.
Oh, I was jammed up.
And those rugrats down there.
I might have had to take a personal ear, a personal marker out from, uh, from
said foreign
investor.
I had to sign over personally on a couple of things.
He had a bald guys here with his nose wide open.
Man.
I, uh, so, okay.
So I woke up Saturday morning and Hawaiian cartoons after my cartoons and my,
and my, and
my cereal.
Um, I looked at my bank account.
Hawaiian airlines had gotten cheeky and fucking charged me twice for something,
which I don't
get it.
There's not enough of the checking account.
Why does the bank let it go through?
Just reject it.
No fucking Navy federal.
It's like they're working together.
They fucking put me in a hole.
No, I'm upside down on my own checking account.
So you're upside down on the house.
So I get on the phone.
I start talking to fucking, uh, Hawaiian airlines, start working.
And that's about an hour process.
I do this while I'm driving down.
Sure.
Okay.
Do you speak Hawaiian?
No.
Okay.
Before I get, before I get in the car though, it wasn't that good.
I'm sorry.
I know.
You answered me like fucking, like you were in a fucking deposition.
No, I don't.
Not anymore.
I mean, I can order in a restaurant, but I'm not fluent.
I can order in a restaurant.
So I had a couple of bucks in my savings.
Had about one fitting in there.
Clean.
So before anybody starts getting 2% on that annually, that's like $3, $4.
You're the only person I ever heard referred to as 150 as clean.
Yeah.
I own that straight out.
I want 50s.
There's no note on that.
That's me.
That's in my pocket.
That's all.
That's all.
That's all meat, baby.
That's all.
That's all I say.
So I didn't want fucking.
Damn, you got 150 in your savings account.
Cash.
But a lot of times, a lot of times you got to read the fucking fine print on
those savings accounts.
I mean, we're just in between a couple of paydays.
You know what I mean?
I got hemmed up.
I got jammed up.
But a lot of times in them savings accounts, you got to fucking, you got to
keep like at least a hundo in there.
Oh, no.
Maybe you leave your keys in there.
Maybe they don't give a shit.
They don't care.
Yarr, take your money.
As far as we know, it belongs to you anyway.
Take what's yours.
No, you got zero.
Right now, I got zeros right up.
I got snake eyes right up to boards.
I don't got to keep anything in there.
Cherry, cherry, shit.
Hoping for a seven here.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
We're jammed up a little bit.
Yeah.
I had to take out two markers this weekend for me alone.
I was like, hey, I need this just to get by.
And then I get a couple of bucks.
I start spending.
Oh, dude, we stink with money.
I'm taking Ubers again.
Thank God we learned this little lesson.
Well, I see that Patreon number.
I'm like, this will clean things up by the end of the month.
Yeah, they do.
First of all, Patreon wets.
They're beating.
Man, you start fucking unpacking that thing.
It's like a Russian nesting doll.
Yeah, fees and overhead.
Plus, Tootie needs that.
You got to pay the rent on Tootie.
You got to keep fucking a roof over Tootie's head.
Jesus.
Those dog pills ain't going to fucking save us.
Mo' money, mo' problems, as Biggie said.
Tootie's like, hey, if you need a couple of bucks to get to the weekend, I'm
like, I should be lending you money.
I know.
Tootie McMullen, the richest man I know.
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