Name: Kippy Can't Wink w/ Kippy & Foley - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Kippy Can't Wink w/ Kippy & Foley - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-23. Transcript available.

are you garbage this one is from ed ed ed ed a shout out to ed were you or did
you know a kid
that could flip his eyelids inside out oh yeah you could do it i could do it oh
let's say give
it a whirl now i got contacts and shit i can't do it now yeah that's the excuse
i poured my
hamstring when i was in it's like thinking an asthma attack when in a game i've
done that all
right i couldn't do it but we i knew it hey i would have thrown that in my face
when i the day
i met you hey it was age fully flip my eyelids if i could do that i would just
have them up all the
time you kidding me freaking people out even more hey ladies i'd wear
sunglasses and then take them
off oh what was it ah you stink i couldn't do it my buddy mac could do it i
think it's a listener
growing up he could do that he could make himself fart that's awesome that's
awesome do you know
anybody with webbed toes we had a kid with webbed toes yeah his name was mike
real weird i wasn't friends
with the x-men in high school sorry all my boys went full term i don't know
today dude
you got a couple of soft cookies in your back it was a little undercooked yikes
hey put this one
back in the oven throw them in the microwave for a minute i i try them in the
broiler the the eyelid
flipping thing was obviously fucking huge at a certain time i doubt all that
stuff hit when you were like
12 when it was just like being weird double join it to gleeking we've talked
about that all that kind
of stuff the spit down it almost touches and it comes back up i tried to do the
eyelid thing once i
really wanted to be that guy you know like the kid that could that would just
do all that shit at like
a bar mitzvah or a party and just kill yeah i tried it once and i did it and i
fucking freaked out because
i couldn't get it to flip back their brain upstairs mom mom she saw oh my god i
almost ended up in the
emergency room my mom for being a nerd my mom tells a story her uh my uncle my
uncle den got in a fight
at like the playground they were like kids or whatever you know in the city and
uh he got beat up or hit
really hard and his eye was all fucked up like swollen you know whatever he got
socked in the eye or
something and uh just in the middle of the night or they were like going to bed
and he sneezed and it
popped out of its socket and he he grabbed my mom i was like is everything all
right my mom's like
had to rush into the hospital put his eye back what the fuck talk about scarring
you for a lot dude
every sneeze would scare me for the rest of your life fucking your eye pops out
one sneeze when you're
11 no way yeah i i never i never had any of those weird uh couldn't you weren't
you weren't that kid
you couldn't do anything i ain't got nothing no not double jointed what about
this thing never
never never i can't could you could you make the water come out of your thing
like that a little bit
but not cool nothing you know nothing nothing to draw a crowd nothing to write
home about you know
what i mean we're not passing the bucket around there uh-huh um i couldn't do i
can't whistle i can't
wink my left eye i can only do try to wink your left eye it's bad go ahead you're
gonna think i'm
fucking with you yeah go ahead my wife did all right that's that one uh-huh
i swear to god that's me trying ready holy colombo
what the fuck is this yo no no you're fucking with us i swear to god dude that's
me trying to
wink my left eye yeah do it again all right i the aliens taking over kevin's
body go ahead
wash over water ready
hey gleep glor welcome to earth
yikes dude i don't even know what you're doing i genuine
i lean into it like that's like the momentum's gonna give it something
i can't do it i can't whistle i can't do shit man jesus christ that is what
your eyes keep
crossing your mouth turn to jerry lewis lady what the fuck was that ah no no
dude i see my
wife will just laugh she'll like make me do it and just laugh in my face for an
hour i genuinely
can't do it one more all right ready yeah really really really really try to go
if you're listening
to this i'd recommend getting over the old youtube and check out this little
piece of
all right ready
don't move your mouth don't move your mouth look like popeye having a stroke
don't move your mouth
you look like you're nothing for the first time
show her my hope
t-bone's taking his shirt off
it's the most fucked up thing i've ever seen
wild dude
hey no close-ups on this either t-bone all right
it's all close-ups
i want this in the wide shot
fucking bells palsy peep
yeah maybe i left a fan on when i was a baby or something
i can't do it
holy shit i can do left eye and right eye
boom boom
that's it
that's like the face a baby makes when you put a thermometer in its ass
have you been doing that a lot
what the fuck's going on in queens
when would you have seen that
yeah
you don't even have kids you don't even have any nieces or nephews or anything
what kind of tiktoks are you watching
for research purposes
yikes
yeah
i got nothing man i got no no no nothing like that
who the fuck had web feet
this kid mike
good swimmer
not real
that was the big joke
no
at least i saw him at the pool
we're like
it was just
between his big toe
and his middle
you know the pointer finger toe
and it was just like
you know maybe
it didn't go all the way up
like it wasn't like
we would have burned him in bluebell
i think he said he cut it
and it grew like it like reconnected
oh that's even weirder
yeah
have salamander
hey power line pete relax will you
yeah dude get out of here with that
he'll fucking cook you up at the stake for that
oh yeah
that's true dude
i mean if he was born like 30 years earlier
they might have fucking
thrown him off a cliff or something
right in the dumpster
yes
it's like fucking 300
toss him in the recyclables
we're going to lunch
oh that's funny
yikes
yeah
good question
great question eddie
loved it
uh this is from craig
and we've talked about this
first time long time
ever go magnet fishing
no
i just wrote that down as a question
oh shit
god
god damn it