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- Are you garbage?
- I was flying from Texas to Burlington, Vermont,
not good routing, obviously, for a weekend in Vermont.
And it's like that, you know when you're on the runway
and you're like, "I'm not gonna make the connection.
I'm connected in your home, Philly.
I'm like, two hour delay, the flight attendant's like,
"I think you're gonna make it."
And I was like, "I don't think I'm gonna make it."
But she's really building me up.
She's like, "I think they're gonna hold the plane."
I was like, "They don't hold planes.
That's not a thing they do for one dude."
Anyway, then I land.
- We got Morrell coming up from Houston.
Throw the brakes on.
- Dude, I land, and she just goes, "Run.
I think you can make it."
So I'm running, and it's like, we land in B2,
and I'm like, "Please be close."
Fucking F32.
- Oh. - I'm dead.
- I don't understand why they do that, man.
It's crazy.
- It kills me.
So I'm sprinting.
They close the door right as I'm getting.
I'm like, "Please don't close it."
She goes, "Sorry."
Closes it. - What the fuck?
- And she goes, "I can't open it, it's closed."
I'm like, "But you fucking, you closed it."
That's a real fucking scumbag move.
- So then I had to go from, this is the day it came out,
and I go, "What the fuck?"
As I'm doing it, I go, "What the fuck?"
I'm yelling, "Phones are coming up."
And I'm like, "I'm gonna go viral the day my special comes out
for not my special." - Not for the good reason.
- Yeah.
I'm going, "What the fuck?
Why would you do that?"
And I know I'm gonna miss the gig that night,
so I'm just furious.
And then she goes, "I can get you on a flight to Chicago."
So I'm going back to Chicago, to Burlington.
And I was like, "What do I do?"
And she goes, "They're boarding in seven,
it's boarding now, you got seven minutes to get there."
I said, "Where is it?"
"I shit you not, B4."
I'm fucked.
- That's all right.
- I sprinted, I made it.
- It just took me nine minutes to get here.
- Dude, I hate a long airport.
I know I'm a fat pig, I hate a long airport.
- Hey, stop it.
- I hate when I see multiple of those flat escalators,
I know I'm in trouble.
- Oh, dude.
- You see a Cinnabon down in the distance,
you can barely make out the sign, that shit sucks.
- People look up, you're zipping around people,
and they're looking up on their phone,
and we've all seen that person,
and you're like, "That person's not making their flight."
- Yeah. - They're never making their flight.
- They're on the wrong terminal.
They should be at LaGuardia probably.
- Let me ask you this, do a little recap,
do a little checkup on you here.
These flights, you flying up front?
What's going on here?
- Depends. - You gotta be, no?
- Some of these flights now, dude.
- They're pricey.
- I'll tell you, I just spent $1,500
on a main cabin round trip ticket to Louisville.
- Whoa. - It's never the place you wanna go.
- What, you lose a bet?
What the fuck?
- Hey, zone two, take it easy, will ya?
Jesus Christ.
- I'm like, what the hell?
A flight to Paris is probably 800.
Louisville is $1,500 now, what the hell?
- That's nuts.
- Yeah, if it's not insane, sometimes I'll go up front.
But yeah, I mean, also you have the,
you fly every week, you get the status.
- Sure.
- I think east coast to west coast sometimes I will,
but I mean, dude, every once in a while you're like,
and also if I'm going to like Burlington normally,
that's what, an hour flight?
You're like, what am I gonna pay an extra $200
for like this much extra?
- Yeah, but that's when you get the cheap,
that's when you get the cheap upgrade.
You look cool on the plane.
45 minute flight, cup $1,500 or something like that.
- I know, I'm so bad with money, I use it in both ways.
I'm like, well, I'm flying cross country,
I gotta spend the extra $1,500.
And I go, I'm flying to Vermont, it's 40 minutes,
it's a couple bucks, whatever.
- You get like a slightly better kind bar.
That's it?
That's all I got in first class?
- Get the multigrain Cheez-Its.
I was telling him, dude, we flew to South Carolina,
me and my girl, just to chill out for a couple of days.
- Where in South Carolina?
- We went to Charleston.
- Oh, that's beautiful.
- Dude, it was awesome.
- I was like, if you said Myrtle Beach,
I was gonna go garbage.
- Spring break, baby.
We both went topless.
- We got tattoos arrested, and she's pregnant.
No, we went to Charleston, but we were on a JetBlue flight,
and there was no first class, and that made me nervous.
I don't like it.
I feel like those can crash easier, and nobody would really care.
- Because you feel like no one important is on the flight?
- Yeah, there's nobody important.
Give me a CFO or something, or like, you know,
some athlete trying to make the team in the Redskins or something.
- Important people die on flight.
Kobe died in a helicopter.
- That's true.
- That's true.
- Important people do die.
- Yeah.
- John Denver, right?
- He was flying himself, though.
- That's true.
- He was looking for it.
- I was gonna mention another Yankee who also flew himself.
- Who?
- Fucking, no, god damn, the catcher.
Thurman Munson.
- Oh, yeah, Thurman Munson.
- Same with Roy Halladay, right?
- He was flying, yeah.
- Dude, that was crazy.
- That Jet was wild he was flying, too.
- Damn, that guy, that was one of the best pitchers ever.
That was insane.
- Awesome, you never get into that stuff later in life.
You like dirt bikes.
You gotta do that when you're a kid.
You don't pick those things up.
The flying, the helicopters and stuff like that, get out of here.
- Have you ever been in those tiny, like, helicopters ever?
They're terrifying.
- I can't fit.
- No, we tried, so the fact that we're making, like--
- I know the little ones you're talking about, and if I was four pounds, I
still wouldn't
get in that fucking thing.
- Dude, so for like a stunt, I was like, you know what?
We were doing a show in Philly, this was last year.
I was like, let's get a fucking, let's get a helicopter and fly down there.
In the sense of like, we're gonna spend all the money we're making just to get
there,
and then we're gonna take the bus back as like a bit, and--
- Content!
- Dude, so I start calling around.
I'm like, yeah, I need a helicopter from New York to Philly.
They're like, no problem!
They're like, how many people you got?
And they're like, I'm like, what's-- and they go, how big are they?
And nobody over 300 pounds.
I was like, ah, that's gonna be a problem.
I finally got a hold of one guy.
He's like, yeah, we'll do it.
I'm like, I don't wanna fly with you.
- Wow, yeah.
- Seven people said no, and some guy's like, yeah, who gives a fuck?
- I'm like, absolutely.
- Wild Bill's chopper service.
I'll get that fat bastard down here.
- Yeah, we'll do it, airlines.
That's not what you want to be on.
We'll do it, airlines.
- Damn, that is-- so you wouldn't get on?
- I wouldn't, no, I was at that point.
Like, seven people had told me no, and I was like, let me just try this one
last time.
- I can't believe you made it to seven.
After, like, three said no to me, I'd be like, no, we're not--
- Hey, we love the fans.
We want to get the content out there.
- It is a good bit.
- The Coast Guard was gonna have to take them down.
They were gonna have to drown them in the Hudson.
They were gonna save them and take them to Penn.
- Are you a lounge guy at the airport where you do the American Express?
- Yeah, because--
- No, I do the Delta Lounge.
- You're a Delta guy.
- But that's from just flying every week.
- So much status, yeah.
- Yeah.
- What kind of do you, if you don't mind, what kind of status you--
because you fly a lot.
- Diamond, I'm diamond.
- Whoa.
- Really?
- Yeah, whoa.
- So you have an American Express card with SkyMiles?
- Yeah, yeah.
- And you're diamond?
- Yeah.
- Holy shit.
- It's just from flying every week.
- I'm trying to get the wood.
- Are you Rodney Danger?
- I love that lounge, dude.
That lounge is--
- No, the Delta Lounge is good.
- There's something about getting either in the air or lounge drunk.
There's something kind of special about it.
- Dude, at an airport, it's lawless.
I just start drinking.
- But the problem is then you start to look at your road schedule and you're
like,
"I'm on the road.
I can't just do this regularly because I'm gone everywhere."
That's when your friends come out to see you at first and they're like,
"Let's get fucked up."
And you have that different set of group coming out.
And you're like, "No, this is every night.
I can't just get fucked up or I'm going to be in rehab.
It's going to end horribly."
So you do have to kind of budget.
But every once in a while, I had that bad airport day on Thursday.
And I was like, "I'm getting fucked up on the flight."
- Oh, yeah.
- I landed late in Vermont.
The shows were canceled.
- Oh, that's a gimme.
- It was a gimme.
But I was kind of relieved that we moved it to Sunday.
And then Gary Veder and I just hit.
We just got fucking hammered at a nice restaurant.
It was great.
- Oh, that's a good time.
- It was a good time.
- Yeah.
- Ain't nothing better than it.
- Will you take your shoes off when you fly?
- Absolutely not.
- No?
- Oh, he's a bit of a gentleman.
- You know what?
Actually, that's not true.
The one condition, if you do get the upgrade and you get those lay flat ones.
- That you got to.
- I'm 6'3".
I got to do it.
- I start doing laundry up there.
Are you kidding me?
Dude, we got that once.
That was a game changer.
- It's crazy.
- I could have done another lap.
Let's fucking go.
- When you landed, I was refreshed.
- I was sitting behind Molly Shannon on one of those ones.
- And I love Molly Shannon.
So it took all my strength not to be like, I love you, Molly Shannon.
I nearly, I did that once to-
- Can you name my shoe, please?
- I did it once to, you know that actress, Catherine Keener?
- Of course.
Love her.
- Love her.
- She's never, never not great.
You know, like Capote.
- Dude, everything.
- Being John Malkovich.
- Started out in the Indies.
Killed it in the Indies for years.
- Killed it.
Your friends and neighbors, I think.
- Great.
- Cool movies.
- But yeah, I opened the door out of the bathroom on a flight.
And she's standing there and I just went, I love you.
And she went, ah.
I was like, sorry.
And then she goes, thank you.
- I've been expecting you.
- She goes, thank you.
But that's a horrible way to open the door.
- I just panicked.
I saw her.
I was like, oh, she's in Get Out too.
I just remember.
She's in so many good movies.
- That's funny.
- Will you bring food on the plane?
- Uh, from like, from the lounge or from like-
- Like anyway, if you stop at the Shake Shack.
- Wait, hold on, back it up a second.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
- He's for sure stealing from the lounge.
- He's meant for it.
They have like the travel, but like the bars and stuff.
- Oh, sure, all right.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- But you're not taking like a fucking egg ball
out of there or anything like that.
- I'll take it.
- An omelet or something.
- Yeah, if it's breakfast,
I'll throw a couple of hard boiled eggs in a little thing
and I'll take them on the flight.
- Ooh, that was my-
- Hard boiled eggs on the plane?
- That's on the list.
Have you ever eaten a hard boiled egg in public?
- Yes.
- Ew, really, dude?
- In public?
They're at the bar.
What do you mean?
They're meant to be-
What am I supposed to go in the bathroom with the egg?
- That's creepier.
- See, Kathleen Keener.
I love you.
- Get any salt.
- The hard boiled egg in public is a tough look.
- It's a bad look.
- Ugh.
- It is.
Look, I'm not going to act like it's a classy move,
but I like a hard boiled egg.
You throw a little salt and hot sauce.
- I get it, I get it.
Or in public.
- See, that's a very New York thing.
- Yeah, that and a seltzer call it a day.
- That and an egg cream.
- I remember I saw Tim Dillon once saw me
leave a podcast with a protein bar.
He goes, "Ugh, you're such a New Yorker
"with your protein bar."
It's like such an odd,
I didn't realize it's like an on the go thing,
but you just, you know.
- Moving and shaking, baby.
- Yeah.
- That's good.
But you won't bring like a sandwich on there.
- I've done it.
- Yeah?
- I'll give you a garbage one.
I brought a tuna sub on it.
- Oh.
- Tuna sub?
- I know, and it smells bad.
- First class or main cabin?
- I think I was main cabin.
- That's main cabin shit.
- That's main cabin too.
- You're not ahead of the wing on that.
- No.
- I've definitely done the seaweed snacks too,
which is as low as it gets.
'Cause you're that dude just sucking them in
and they're just like oh.
They smell.
- They smell bad.
- And that's a gross thing to eat in public.
- It smells like low tide.
- Yeah.
- They smell real bad.
- Tuna's a tough look though.
- Tuna's a bad look.
- That's wild.
- I like tuna.
- Tuna on a plane is crazy.
- I won't do it again.
- There's a reason they don't serve
tuna fish sandwiches on the plane.
- I swear to God, the first thing I thought.
- I like a tuna hoogie though.
I respect that.
- I love it.
It was a Jersey Mike's.
It was the LAX.
- Ooh.
- And I remember eating it and everyone's looking at me.
At first I was like they're jealous that I have a sandwich.
- Talk about being disconnected.
- They're jealous that I remembered a sandwich
and they didn't.
And then it hit me.
I'm like oh, it smells horrible.
It's like a tuna is like a cigar of the food world.
It's great for you.
It's bad for everyone else.

Bad Flights w/ Sam Morril - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip

- Are you garbage?
- I was flying from Texas to Burlington, Vermont,
not good routing, obviously, for a weekend in Vermont.
And it's like that, you know when you're on the runway
and you're like, "I'm not gonna make the connection.
I'm connected in your home, Philly.
I'm like, two hour delay, the flight attendant's like,
"I think you're gonna make it."
And I was like, "I don't think I'm gonna make it."
But she's really building me up.
She's like, "I think they're gonna hold the plane."
I was like, "They don't hold planes.
That's not a thing they do for one dude."
Anyway, then I land.
- We got Morrell coming up from Houston.
Throw the brakes on.
- Dude, I land, and she just goes, "Run.
I think you can make it."
So I'm running, and it's like, we land in B2,
and I'm like, "Please be close."
Fucking F32.
- Oh. - I'm dead.
- I don't understand why they do that, man.
It's crazy.
- It kills me.
So I'm sprinting.
They close the door right as I'm getting.
I'm like, "Please don't close it."
She goes, "Sorry."
Closes it. - What the fuck?
- And she goes, "I can't open it, it's closed."
I'm like, "But you fucking, you closed it."
That's a real fucking scumbag move.
- So then I had to go from, this is the day it came out,
and I go, "What the fuck?"
As I'm doing it, I go, "What the fuck?"
I'm yelling, "Phones are coming up."
And I'm like, "I'm gonna go viral the day my special comes out
for not my special." - Not for the good reason.
- Yeah.
I'm going, "What the fuck?
Why would you do that?"
And I know I'm gonna miss the gig that night,
so I'm just furious.
And then she goes, "I can get you on a flight to Chicago."
So I'm going back to Chicago, to Burlington.
And I was like, "What do I do?"
And she goes, "They're boarding in seven,
it's boarding now, you got seven minutes to get there."
I said, "Where is it?"
"I shit you not, B4."
I'm fucked.
- That's all right.
- I sprinted, I made it.
- It just took me nine minutes to get here.
- Dude, I hate a long airport.
I know I'm a fat pig, I hate a long airport.
- Hey, stop it.
- I hate when I see multiple of those flat escalators,
I know I'm in trouble.
- Oh, dude.
- You see a Cinnabon down in the distance,
you can barely make out the sign, that shit sucks.
- People look up, you're zipping around people,
and they're looking up on their phone,
and we've all seen that person,
and you're like, "That person's not making their flight."
- Yeah. - They're never making their flight.
- They're on the wrong terminal.
They should be at LaGuardia probably.
- Let me ask you this, do a little recap,
do a little checkup on you here.
These flights, you flying up front?
What's going on here?
- Depends. - You gotta be, no?
- Some of these flights now, dude.
- They're pricey.
- I'll tell you, I just spent $1,500
on a main cabin round trip ticket to Louisville.
- Whoa. - It's never the place you wanna go.
- What, you lose a bet?
What the fuck?
- Hey, zone two, take it easy, will ya?
Jesus Christ.
- I'm like, what the hell?
A flight to Paris is probably 800.
Louisville is $1,500 now, what the hell?
- That's nuts.
- Yeah, if it's not insane, sometimes I'll go up front.
But yeah, I mean, also you have the,
you fly every week, you get the status.
- Sure.
- I think east coast to west coast sometimes I will,
but I mean, dude, every once in a while you're like,
and also if I'm going to like Burlington normally,
that's what, an hour flight?
You're like, what am I gonna pay an extra $200
for like this much extra?
- Yeah, but that's when you get the cheap,
that's when you get the cheap upgrade.
You look cool on the plane.
45 minute flight, cup $1,500 or something like that.
- I know, I'm so bad with money, I use it in both ways.
I'm like, well, I'm flying cross country,
I gotta spend the extra $1,500.
And I go, I'm flying to Vermont, it's 40 minutes,
it's a couple bucks, whatever.
- You get like a slightly better kind bar.
That's it?
That's all I got in first class?
- Get the multigrain Cheez-Its.
I was telling him, dude, we flew to South Carolina,
me and my girl, just to chill out for a couple of days.
- Where in South Carolina?
- We went to Charleston.
- Oh, that's beautiful.
- Dude, it was awesome.
- I was like, if you said Myrtle Beach,
I was gonna go garbage.
- Spring break, baby.
We both went topless.
- We got tattoos arrested, and she's pregnant.
No, we went to Charleston, but we were on a JetBlue flight,
and there was no first class, and that made me nervous.
I don't like it.
I feel like those can crash easier, and nobody would really care.
- Because you feel like no one important is on the flight?
- Yeah, there's nobody important.
Give me a CFO or something, or like, you know,
some athlete trying to make the team in the Redskins or something.
- Important people die on flight.
Kobe died in a helicopter.
- That's true.
- That's true.
- Important people do die.
- Yeah.
- John Denver, right?
- He was flying himself, though.
- That's true.
- He was looking for it.
- I was gonna mention another Yankee who also flew himself.
- Who?
- Fucking, no, god damn, the catcher.
Thurman Munson.
- Oh, yeah, Thurman Munson.
- Same with Roy Halladay, right?
- He was flying, yeah.
- Dude, that was crazy.
- That Jet was wild he was flying, too.
- Damn, that guy, that was one of the best pitchers ever.
That was insane.
- Awesome, you never get into that stuff later in life.
You like dirt bikes.
You gotta do that when you're a kid.
You don't pick those things up.
The flying, the helicopters and stuff like that, get out of here.
- Have you ever been in those tiny, like, helicopters ever?
They're terrifying.
- I can't fit.
- No, we tried, so the fact that we're making, like--
- I know the little ones you're talking about, and if I was four pounds, I
still wouldn't
get in that fucking thing.
- Dude, so for like a stunt, I was like, you know what?
We were doing a show in Philly, this was last year.
I was like, let's get a fucking, let's get a helicopter and fly down there.
In the sense of like, we're gonna spend all the money we're making just to get
there,
and then we're gonna take the bus back as like a bit, and--
- Content!
- Dude, so I start calling around.
I'm like, yeah, I need a helicopter from New York to Philly.
They're like, no problem!
They're like, how many people you got?
And they're like, I'm like, what's-- and they go, how big are they?
And nobody over 300 pounds.
I was like, ah, that's gonna be a problem.
I finally got a hold of one guy.
He's like, yeah, we'll do it.
I'm like, I don't wanna fly with you.
- Wow, yeah.
- Seven people said no, and some guy's like, yeah, who gives a fuck?
- I'm like, absolutely.
- Wild Bill's chopper service.
I'll get that fat bastard down here.
- Yeah, we'll do it, airlines.
That's not what you want to be on.
We'll do it, airlines.
- Damn, that is-- so you wouldn't get on?
- I wouldn't, no, I was at that point.
Like, seven people had told me no, and I was like, let me just try this one
last time.
- I can't believe you made it to seven.
After, like, three said no to me, I'd be like, no, we're not--
- Hey, we love the fans.
We want to get the content out there.
- It is a good bit.
- The Coast Guard was gonna have to take them down.
They were gonna have to drown them in the Hudson.
They were gonna save them and take them to Penn.
- Are you a lounge guy at the airport where you do the American Express?
- Yeah, because--
- No, I do the Delta Lounge.
- You're a Delta guy.
- But that's from just flying every week.
- So much status, yeah.
- Yeah.
- What kind of do you, if you don't mind, what kind of status you--
because you fly a lot.
- Diamond, I'm diamond.
- Whoa.
- Really?
- Yeah, whoa.
- So you have an American Express card with SkyMiles?
- Yeah, yeah.
- And you're diamond?
- Yeah.
- Holy shit.
- It's just from flying every week.
- I'm trying to get the wood.
- Are you Rodney Danger?
- I love that lounge, dude.
That lounge is--
- No, the Delta Lounge is good.
- There's something about getting either in the air or lounge drunk.
There's something kind of special about it.
- Dude, at an airport, it's lawless.
I just start drinking.
- But the problem is then you start to look at your road schedule and you're
like,
"I'm on the road.
I can't just do this regularly because I'm gone everywhere."
That's when your friends come out to see you at first and they're like,
"Let's get fucked up."
And you have that different set of group coming out.
And you're like, "No, this is every night.
I can't just get fucked up or I'm going to be in rehab.
It's going to end horribly."
So you do have to kind of budget.
But every once in a while, I had that bad airport day on Thursday.
And I was like, "I'm getting fucked up on the flight."
- Oh, yeah.
- I landed late in Vermont.
The shows were canceled.
- Oh, that's a gimme.
- It was a gimme.
But I was kind of relieved that we moved it to Sunday.
And then Gary Veder and I just hit.
We just got fucking hammered at a nice restaurant.
It was great.
- Oh, that's a good time.
- It was a good time.
- Yeah.
- Ain't nothing better than it.
- Will you take your shoes off when you fly?
- Absolutely not.
- No?
- Oh, he's a bit of a gentleman.
- You know what?
Actually, that's not true.
The one condition, if you do get the upgrade and you get those lay flat ones.
- That you got to.
- I'm 6'3".
I got to do it.
- I start doing laundry up there.
Are you kidding me?
Dude, we got that once.
That was a game changer.
- It's crazy.
- I could have done another lap.
Let's fucking go.
- When you landed, I was refreshed.
- I was sitting behind Molly Shannon on one of those ones.
- And I love Molly Shannon.
So it took all my strength not to be like, I love you, Molly Shannon.
I nearly, I did that once to-
- Can you name my shoe, please?
- I did it once to, you know that actress, Catherine Keener?
- Of course.
Love her.
- Love her.
- She's never, never not great.
You know, like Capote.
- Dude, everything.
- Being John Malkovich.
- Started out in the Indies.
Killed it in the Indies for years.
- Killed it.
Your friends and neighbors, I think.
- Great.
- Cool movies.
- But yeah, I opened the door out of the bathroom on a flight.
And she's standing there and I just went, I love you.
And she went, ah.
I was like, sorry.
And then she goes, thank you.
- I've been expecting you.
- She goes, thank you.
But that's a horrible way to open the door.
- I just panicked.
I saw her.
I was like, oh, she's in Get Out too.
I just remember.
She's in so many good movies.
- That's funny.
- Will you bring food on the plane?
- Uh, from like, from the lounge or from like-
- Like anyway, if you stop at the Shake Shack.
- Wait, hold on, back it up a second.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
- He's for sure stealing from the lounge.
- He's meant for it.
They have like the travel, but like the bars and stuff.
- Oh, sure, all right.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- But you're not taking like a fucking egg ball
out of there or anything like that.
- I'll take it.
- An omelet or something.
- Yeah, if it's breakfast,
I'll throw a couple of hard boiled eggs in a little thing
and I'll take them on the flight.
- Ooh, that was my-
- Hard boiled eggs on the plane?
- That's on the list.
Have you ever eaten a hard boiled egg in public?
- Yes.
- Ew, really, dude?
- In public?
They're at the bar.
What do you mean?
They're meant to be-
What am I supposed to go in the bathroom with the egg?
- That's creepier.
- See, Kathleen Keener.
I love you.
- Get any salt.
- The hard boiled egg in public is a tough look.
- It's a bad look.
- Ugh.
- It is.
Look, I'm not going to act like it's a classy move,
but I like a hard boiled egg.
You throw a little salt and hot sauce.
- I get it, I get it.
Or in public.
- See, that's a very New York thing.
- Yeah, that and a seltzer call it a day.
- That and an egg cream.
- I remember I saw Tim Dillon once saw me
leave a podcast with a protein bar.
He goes, "Ugh, you're such a New Yorker
"with your protein bar."
It's like such an odd,
I didn't realize it's like an on the go thing,
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