Name: Nerdy Screen Names w/ Kippy & Foley - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Nerdy Screen Names w/ Kippy & Foley - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-01. Transcript available.

Are you garbage?
This one's a little, I don't think, all right, this is from Trash Compactor,
shout out, don't
think that's his government name.
$10 homie, never have one read.
What was your AIM screen name?
I know you're not looking at me.
You didn't have...
Get the fuck out of here with that shit.
Yeah, I guess 10 years, you were probably...
Nah, that was two in between, and my parents weren't fucking with that.
That's the same shit, knocking on the door.
They used to send us, like, CDs, or whatever the fuck they were.
Yeah.
Like, who was it?
A thousand free hours, AOL.
Yeah, whatever the fuck that was, that got burned.
That didn't even go in the fucking regular trash.
She didn't trust that shit at all.
Melted down to lava.
Liquid fucking mercury.
Make a ring out of it.
Make a couple of bullets kill a werewolf, will you?
I wasn't fucking doing it.
That's what you were doing in college.
You're hitting up birds.
College, no, no, no, no.
College, not really.
It was...
But I remember you telling me that you'd go out at night, you guys would be
drinking,
then you'd have to go back to your dorm room and get on something to see if
anybody messaged you.
Messaged you.
Yes.
It wasn't like Facebook or MySpace.
No, Facebook came out my, like, got popular my freshman year of college.
Really?
Yeah, that was, like, I was, like, the person it was for.
They had just went...
I mean, that's what?
Public.
15, 20 years ago?
2005.
Yeah.
Damn.
Yeah.
17 years ago.
Almost 20 years ago.
Yeah.
Jesus.
They didn't...
Now, you mean...
I didn't know what I do talk about feeling out of the loop.
I showed up to, like, orientation.
I was like, are you on Facebook?
And I'm like, what the fuck are these nerds talking about?
Facebook.
You're still going door to door.
They're like, my way.
I'm like, I'm trying to move a couple of shingies over here, daddy.
I remember being like, fuck that, dude.
You could be trying to get laid the old way.
I'm more of an analog man.
Knocking on the girls' doors.
Can I get your information?
Fuck off, nerd.
This guy's going right into that.
Is your favorite color purple?
This guy's going right into business cars.
Fucking dollar dog night.
I didn't know what it was, and I finally caved.
But we were...
You were probably...
T-Bone, you were probably AIM as well.
Yeah, I'd rather not say my name.
Oh, no.
We need it now.
I'm sure it was, like, fucking Butthole69 or something.
No, it was so nerdy.
Hobbit Lover664.
Shire Fucker129er.
Jesus A fucker.
Ha, you stink, man.
What was it?
What was it, dude?
Shire Fucker.
Hobbit Lover.
Hobbit Lover.
Sorry, man.
You also said Niner, which is a good piece of business.
It was Trogdor1389.
It's worse.
Trogdor?
Holy shit.
Oh, man.
You should have went with Shire Fucker.
Trogdor.
What is that, a pig gate?
What the fuck is a Trogdor?
It was a reference to an internet cartoon.
Oh, man.
It should have been Virgin123.
Holy shit.
Oh, my sides hurt.
Trogdor.
Yeah, shout out HomestarRunner.com.
Dude, you were watching internet cartoons?
Holy shit, dude.
Holy shit.
Fucking school shooter Sam over here.
Get out of here with that shit.
My dad would have disowned you.
You know it's bad when fucking D&D is too mainstream for you.
You got to go into the depths of the internet.
Trogdor.
Did anybody know that?
You'd pop into a chat room like, oh shit, Trogdor.
Troggy.
A lot of shout outs.
Shout out to T-Dor.
Mine was like skateboarding.
I had a couple of them, obviously.
But I think the...
A couple burners.
Do my dirt.
A couple of finstas.
I'm not a poser.
I swear, XXX.
That was a big one.
XX something something.
What does that mean, XX?
It was just like a, you know, just it was like a...
Visually, it was like a thing.
You would do like a big X, small X, your name, small X, big X.
I was never into that.
Mine was Spitfire 542.
Spitfire wheels.
Why 542?
The only numbers you could get.
Because 001 was taken after that.
That's what's the sad part.
You were the 560 second loser to use that name.
Say it, Trogdor was the number one right there.
Trogdor 2.
God damn it.
At least he was original.
Would that work?
Would you talk to girls?
No, it was like...
It was just like your friends.
It wasn't like...
You didn't like meet new people.
You talked to men who said they were girls.
Hey, I'm looking for Trogdor.
You seem like a real Trogdor.
Holy shit.
No, you would talk to your...
I love how you don't know what AOL instant message is.
I don't.
You would talk to your friends.
It's the little guy.
The little yellow guy walking.
You would just talk to your...
It was like texting.
That's all it was.
It was from your personal computer.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Fucking Steve Jobs over here from your personal computer.
Oh, man.
Trogdor stinks.
You are a grade A dork.
That's all I can think about.
Trogdor.
It was worse than I ever could have expected.
Trogdor.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
But yeah, you would set like an away message.
Like fucking, you know.
I'm eating chicken fingers right now.
I'll be back in an hour.
I'm at fifth meal.
I just pissed my pants, man.
Fuck.
Fifth meal.
I'm cruising the calf with Trogdor.
If you meet me online at Grub's Tavern.
What was the plot line?
For Trogdor?
Of Trogdor.
Just give me the elevator pitch.
He's the burninator.
Oh, God.
What does that mean?
I don't know.
It's a boo ball.
No.
Hey, you didn't have He-Man, you fucking dork.
That's for the...
You didn't have He-Man?
At least that's Hollywood.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm going to get a lot of love for Trogdor.
You just watch.
Oh, man.
All right.
This one's from Kyle.
Have you ever made friends on vacation?
I don't know.
I'm sure Trogdor has no.
No, he did not for sure.
He couldn't even make friends online, probably.
Dude.
Friends on vacation?
That's bad.
If you're, like, on the same boat or whatever, you know, if you're on the same
thing.
We didn't have that, but, like, I remember people would go...
We always just went to the shore.
That was, like, our only...
Yeah, with your family, like, a normal human being.
No, but people would go on, like, a cruise or they're at a...
You know, I had friends that would go, like, Mexico or on a cruise, and they
would come
back, like, oh, this was Bill.
Your parents are boozing.
Yeah, they throw the kids in a...
You know, oh, you should...
Gary was the craziest guy.
He would do a half gainer.
I would instantly hate those kids.
Even before I met him.
It's the fucking summer me.
Yeah, when's he coming here, huh?
Anybody can be friends with you on a fucking boat, Jerkaw.
Try doing February in fucking Bucks County.
Anybody can have fun with your stupid ass.
Try doing it day in and day out.
That's like hanging out with you.
I was like, oh, Foley's the best.
I'm like, yeah, do it on a Tuesday night.
I didn't think of the angle you get mad at the friend.
You get mad at the other kid.
You just don't like him.
Oh, yeah, fuck that kid.
You're jealous of your friend.
Wait, what?
No, wait, what?
I'm confused.
Normally, you would just not like the friend from the cruise.
Yes, I don't.
This guy sounds like a loser.
Sure.
But you're so crazy that you were mad at your friend.
For making new...
For bragging that this guy's so cool.
It's like, oh, yeah, he liked you because you're fucking on a water slide all
fucking goddamn day.
Meanwhile, I got to lend you five bucks to get a fucking chicken sandwich
somewhere.
You sound like a wife that's getting cheated on.
Exactly.
I'm the one doing the fucking nine to five.
This guy comes in fucking for the weekends.
Holy shit.
Oh, God.
That's a great question.
No.
Also, I feel a lot of honeymooners do that.
They go away on a honeymoon and then...
Because it's all a lot of honeymooners.
They get there on the same Thursday to Thursday.
So they see...
Oh, you were just...
Oh, I was thinking kids as an adult.
Get the fuck out of here.
They do that a lot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Talking to people at the hotel bar.
Mm-mm.
Get the fuck out of here.
Trust that at all.
Yeah.
It's tough.
This is Andrew.
You got a co-connector.
Your wife's going to let me slip it in.
Fucking shut the fuck up.
Let me enjoy my muscles.
Are you a lady of the night?
Then kick rocks.
All right.
Hey, honey.
Slide me a menu or beat it.
This one's from Andrew.
Have you or anyone you know played air guitar in public?