Name: Fighting at Waffle House w/ Kippy & Foley - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Fighting at Waffle House w/ Kippy & Foley - Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast Clip' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-12-09. Transcript available.

Are you garbage?
This is from Worst Dude.
We were just here, long time home, never had a question right.
Ever gotten a fight at a Waffle House?
No, I've only been to a couple as of recent we've been in the South.
The Waffle Houses are all right.
Top shelf.
We had top shelf service at one not that long ago.
Just last week, you mean?
Yeah, remember our girl?
I don't know if our service, I wouldn't top shelf.
I thought she was fantastic.
You were a little crazy.
Sure.
A little crazy.
It was early in the morning.
Maybe she hadn't had her coffee yet.
It was like 11.30.
She yelled at me three times.
Yeah, Waffle House.
She also had two teeth.
But Waffle House.
She had a very fast mouth.
Yeah, and the two that she had were so dark and discolored and black.
It almost made me not finish my fucking ash browns, which I did know.
Waffle Houses are known to have some situations in late night.
Oh, of course.
You go there all fucked up.
You know what I mean?
That was Denny's back in the day for me.
There was always a fight at Denny's.
Watch a nice fight at Denny's.
That was tough.
I mean, that guy, I forget what fucking, we were in North Carolina or Georgia
or something.
That guy had the fucking heat on him, too.
Remember?
That guy was sitting at the counter with a big old gun on his hip.
Sitting there with Desert Eagle.
I wasn't fucking, I wasn't making a move, dude.
South Carolina.
It was about 42 degrees out, too.
This guy's in fucking a cutoff and shorts with a fucking big old hammer on.
Ready to go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If anything popped off, I knew that guy had it.
He had an itchy trigger finger.
He was looking for a reason.
I said blueberry pancakes.
Looking for trouble.
Shout out to the Waffle House, though.
If you've never been and you're in the South, go fucking.
Something else.
It's real bare bones, no frills.
The table's always kind of dirty when you sit down.
Sticky menus.
Yeah, a little sticky.
Probably no heat going or air conditioning, but it's a good fucking breakfast.
And when that one was a well-oiled machine, they were putting them out.
Yeah.
They were chopping them up and slicing them and throwing them out.
The kitchen isn't digital.
It's all still called out.
It's all still fire.
I need three sloppy, what-a-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
And you know what that all hinders on?
Having a good grill man.
Oh.
And there ain't too many of them out there left in the world.
You can handle that.
You can handle that.
Yeah.
Crowded Waffle House.
Sure.
No tickets.
Just going off a menu.
I need three sunny side up, four hash brown smothered, covered, tattered,
scattered.
The guy that works the grill the best like that, like a good grill man, sees
his parole
officer once a week.
Checks in on time, pees clean.
And is in desperate need of some dental work.
Oh, yeah.
That's the guy you want slicing them up.
Shut up.
Handling one of those long spatulas.
Right out to you.
Not even, not making eye contact with anybody.
He's in the zone.
He's seeing moves two, three almonds a head at a time.
He's anticipating the orders, that guy.
I need three eggs, but I think he's got it on a plate already.
I knew.
Shout out to the Waffle Heasy, baby.
Big fan.
Toby, have you ever ordered, you've been in a handful of Waffle Heasels?
Absolutely.
Have you ever ordered anything but breakfast at a Waffle House?
Jesus Christ.
I didn't even know that was a possibility.
On the other side of the menu.
Yeah, a couple of burgers at Texas Tommy or something.
Oh, no way, dude.
On the other side of the menu, might as well be the upside down.
Let's see what the demons live.
What do you stuff the mushrooms with, just out of curiosity?
No.
I'll tell you one thing.
I've never had a problem pronouncing anything on a Waffle House.
No.
Yeah, no kidding.
Is that pronounced Sunni-side up?
I'll tell you this.
You get a decent steak there.
How do I say this?
It'd be pretty good.
Trash is what you're trying to say.
I understand what you're saying.
You get a piece of meat there.
Yeah, it's not bad.
Steak and some hash browns.
I mean, it's also the grill hasn't been cleaned in 45 years.
You know what I mean?
That's the flavor.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
This ain't no Michelin star.
But you know what I noticed at that Waffle House
when we were there is our good pal Tom Cassidy.
Shout out to him.
Prefers his eggs Sunny-side up.
I don't trust the Sunny-side up.
I don't know if I've ever...
I've never ordered Sunny-side up.
I don't like it.
I don't like it visually.
Just me personally, that's like a man's Sunny-side up.
I mean, that thing could pop out and start flying away at any minute.
I got a feather in mine.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, no.
You ever get them Sunny-side up?
Over medium.
Over medium.
Yeah, you got to flip them.
Out like that, at a place like that, I'm going fucking scramby-damby all day.
Shout out to the...
Sunny-side up, you're putting your life in your hands.
Shout out to the Sunny-side boys up there.
Out there.
That's tough.
Those are real men.
Yeah.
And women.
Real men move.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Hardcore.
All right.
This one's from Chris.
Ever melt American cheese on mashed potatoes?
All right.