Name: Arizona Iced Tea vs. Snapple w/ Tastebuds - Are You Garbage Clips
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here we go time to b-a-t-t-l-e butts all right we're going snapple versus arizona
foley i think
we got our work cut out for us here i gotta say i think snapple just by sheer
popularity
of being the howard stern recommended iced tea for sure he sold a lot of snapple
and the seinfeld
iced tea sure uh for so many years we're gonna have a hard time but i will
start by saying this
in the presentation department you guys got nothing on us nothing you got
nothing in arizona
in the presentation department you had a moment snapple had a moment i'll give
you that switch
you know we ran the 90s and 2000s right what are you talking about i disagree
in the presentation
department look at our bottles and cans snapple's got one look they're maddie
ice can look at this
apple was diddy look at this yeah look at that look at those things baby we got
all kinds of flavors and
looks first of all that was one of foley's arguments was we only have three
teas there's ten thousand
iced teas there so yeah that's out there we got diversify a little bit again in
the presentation
department we've got what else comes in that can what do you mean malt liquor
is the only thing
else that comes in those yeah you want to be a cool kid
arizona to me tastes like homemade iced tea and i don't mean that in a good way
i think you do it's like
bathtub gin type stuff it's huge arizona i see tastes like when you used to
take the powder and
and stir it up and make it real like sweet and it was like oh my god snapple
feels like it was made
by artisans no yeah that's crazy yeah no it does it's the greatest stuff on
earth is put in there
pure sunshine what's your favorite do you have a favorite snapple flavor
straight up the middle
lemon yeah or diet as if i'm trying to watch my favorite lemon iced tea or diet
lemon i see yeah
okay i'm i'm i'm the one i reach for all the time is the diet peach i think it's
the best i think it's
the best for royalty does arizona even plan i don't think we even mess with
diet i doubt it do
we just do it the regular sugar i don't know if i've ever seen it 100 100 100
because they do have
diet on our palmers horrible those things suck now it is terrible they don't
even get cold i don't
literally put it in the arctic it doesn't get cold you know what gets cold
aluminum a nice cold aluminum
more and it stays cold longer i mean look at this and look at these we got cans
too we got
cans flavor oh god do you think of anything grosser than drinking banana oh my
god it doesn't get
enough credit drop a rocker with cinnamon in it because we have both everybody
has that yeah i'll
have an artichoke snapple please i'll put i'll put my top five against your top
five in a heartbeat
do you even have five no that's great you're not futzing you're not futzing
with green tea with
honey ginseng tea whatever it is the arizona the 90s that ruled every hot chick
in the world
had one of those bottles what the grid the green tea yeah and we got the arnold
palmer the official
arnold palmer yeah that guy's probably racist yeah but he makes a good iced tea
he's called arizona
first of all it's not even we have an arnold palmer buddy we have an arnold palmer
but we've
got the a fish arnold palmer who said that what do you think on the wikipedia
we read it earlier he's
he's got a contract his face his face is on it yeah i fell in love with the ap
back in the day
yeah yours is called half and half half and half what the fuck come on yeah but
we all know what
it is guys sure i don't care if you guys get that yeah it's something you're
supposed to put in your
coffee a bunch of money arnold palmer is that the name brand recognition that
drink that specific man
i think snapple has i think snapple has three flavors not even yeah let's be
honest flavors and and
including a diet is the third you've got peach and you've got regular and that's
it every flavor
outside of that you didn't even name the iced tea's gamut i'm not saying they
don't have
available more than two flavors i'm saying regular iced tea that's not clear
foley come on arizona's original recipe is so much better than snapple you're
not it's for
children it's all sugar this is this is for this is for an adult do you
remember do you remember
it's not as sugary as arizona i don't think it doesn't taste good but this used
to be in every
single snapple iced tea all the stuff floating around in it yeah the fresh brew
you gotta crack
that's because it was bottom of the barrel iced tea arizona you take off the
top all sorts of
and spices and i got new herbs and spices and i got news that was all roundup
in there
and i got news for you there was a time sure let me let me hammer out this
whole point there was a time
where apple where snapple was the iphone it and and we were secondary now arizona's
coming up the
pike where the androids were about to take over now here's my point what i'm
saying with that
not only have you lost the glass bottle not only have you lost the look you've
also lost quality
because when they went to plastic bottles and you couldn't do the bang on the
bottom
all of a sudden snapple didn't have any of that sediment in it anymore it was
gone yeah the quality
in the iced tea dropped off to compensate for the plastic bottle i disagree it's
still in there
sure let me take you one step further about that company arizona okay snapple's
fluctuated in price
you know how much an arizona iced tea costs that's from jump street 99 cents
because they care about
the american public and they care about the american consumer and they're an
american company you're
not in a recession i will tell you i knew they were going to bring out about
the can itself there
you go the can itself they stamp it on the can which is yeah it really it's
insane 99 cent grape
buy it so nobody gets cute trust me nobody gets cute but they're screwing the
middle the little man
yeah that's punk rock you know it's a major corporation you know who else used
to do that
ian mckay used to do that with the discord record bands when i worked in a
similar when i worked when
i worked in a record store he would put the price permanently on the thing so
the record store
couldn't mark it up so he's not ripping off the consumer exactly and that's
what arizona does the
fact that they're putting it on there just on the cans yeah you can't you can't
that's it okay
that's what everyone else what about the other because that's what the can what
about the other
70 percent of the product i can't speak to that i'm speaking to what the can
cost okay but you're
getting a pounder you're getting a pounder of iced tea for 99 cents i'm not
gonna give you a pound on
the back first of all it's not a pounder it's 24 ounces then you're getting a
double pounder that's
insane for 99 cents that is for lowlifes i'm an established esteemed gentleman
a man of the a man of the
department business owner no it's hard working people on a fixed income 99
cents worth of sugar
water that's insane that's what that is that's crazy what are you 24 we're not
gonna start debating
the product no it's not the same it's nowhere near the same pimp show us what
the best stuff on earth
is show us what the best stuff on earth is bring up the ingredients i'd rather
drink i'd rather drink a
brisk let's see what the let's see what the best stuff i'd rather drink a bread
if i'm gonna if i'm
gonna slum it for the night with the wrong on the wrong side of the tracks give
me a brisk baby
give me a brisk it's risk baby listen to me you have the stones you have the
stones to just go back
to where you were and then click on the lemon iced tea how can you say oh we
have an iced tea
have me some good stats over here you're not here i wasn't saying you literally
only i'm saying you
have two good flavors and that's it that's such a joe that's what i think that's
what i think you
think snapple he's allowed to be wrong sal let him be wrong publicly he doesn't
believe it i don't
like when he does that look me in the eyes look me in the eyes you think snapple
swear to me you
think snapple has two good flavors maybe three is that what you think maybe
three yes i think that
now we all know you'll do anything for clinton look at this anything i think
that tell me another
you sold your soul is that a snapple facts you sold your soul snapple facts
george george george george george george george george tell me another snapple
flavor you're
reaching for raspberry get the raspberry raspberry i was addicted to before
peach listen you guys are
trying dude arizona iced tea was invented to try to compete with which they did
yeah you're trying
you can make a better product that's cheaper you're trying you guys are picking
up the crumbs
let's pull up sales baby let's pull up you guys you guys are the you guys are
the stuff floating at
the bottom of the snapple i think you're making a mistake there are sediment
you're making a mistake
i wouldn't start pulling up numbers really before sales hold on hold on hold on
before sales before
sales let's go ingredients to ingredients yeah let's go and let's go dietary to
dietary nutritional
facts and nutritional facts apple has 36 grams of sugar pimp how many grams of
sugar does
uh arizona regular which one did you want 120 yeah you're really paying
yourself it was just a lemon iced
tea it was a stem and uh standard lemon iced yes yes so you're at 36 grams of
uh sugar we have 24.
look at that look at that hold on it but what but look at that
serving size yeah slide up with that this is
i can't see any of that guys sorry that's eight fluid ounces okay go back and
see what your
sort of serving sure yeah but we're in a 20 we're in a 16 ounce bottle men see
one 16 ounce bottle we
have 36 grams double yours no quadruple so what you're telling me they're 24
we're in a 16 hold on oh right right right so what you're telling me is i'm
getting triple the
sugar for half the price i'd be losing money i'm sorry if you do it if you do
it uh apples to apple
snapples to snapples it's six i love you sell 36 they have 48 because they have
right they have
24 and eight ounce so if they go in six times three no but oh times 16 sure
yeah right so you're
still so you're still so you're still significant up you brought it up and you
lost i don't think
so i think that's a better value if you stick for more sugar says the what you're
getting you're
getting full of drinks in one can are you not nobody's nobody's splitting that
can up and
dude that's here's that conjecture that's diabetes in a six i used to always
stick to the strict
serving size i would have some of the 400 pound guy on the couch no you would
not i would put it
away from you once you open that can it's done there's no resealable no reseal
no reseal oh what are we getting the bottle are you gonna get a bottle yeah we
get a bottle guys
pick a lane yeah pick a lane we're driving right there in the middle baby let's
go derosa we're
getting nuts pick the wrangler certainly the only competition you have somebody
give me my jumper
cable certainly the only competition you have versus us is the 99 cent can you're
not going to put
bottle against bottle that's wild no that's you're wrong we still you're wrong
because the arizona
bottle is bigger because you don't care about the environment that's your
choice the arizona bottle
has that nice wrapping paper on the top of it that actually annoys me it's like
a low-and-brow
that annoys me i always have to take it off yeah first of all i've always been
on record as hating
low-and-brow by the way i swear to god you bring it up it's like an old michelo
remember when
michelo had that gold tin foil on the top yeah that's all my guy was divorced
you saw him drinking
one of those she walked out on you a big guy a couple of mickey lobes listen
hey that's the
wrong page you're looking at toxic food at times one of the most toxic food additives
pimp yeah this
is this is aspartame this is toxic this is q and they have some questionable
tweets hold on hold on
you think your diet doesn't have aspartame show us don't do it no of course it
does only recently have
people been doing that's industry standard and stuff like that that's the good
stuff and let me tell you
this who was the first one joe do you know this who's the first one to go green
tea for a healthier
option arizona iced tea do we have that's also conjecture get out of here it's
true 100 we do not
use aspartame or saccharin in any of our products we're better than you we're
better than you where is
that just said that that was all joe de rosa dot info what website is that
drink arizona
look at that we do not do not we do not do not so there you go you can have
your little uh less
sugar enjoy the aspartame i will i'm going on flavor and you got to say let's
put let's put your top
10 of your top five versus all top 10 of top five you're getting there is no
top one let's go let's
go original original original there's nothing better than original snapple you're
crazy yours is
pumped full of sugar to make it taste good yeah that's candy to steak that's
you got a primer you
got you got a filet and you're going oh here's this here these here these m m's
we're not get out
you guys you're pumped full of sugar we got a little bit we're no sugar no
grains over here
you guys are the go bots we're the transformers let me ask you yes let me ask
you this and be honest
you tried to compete with us that's your whole thing let me ask you this it's a
summer day you're
running around with your buddies okay you go just like traipsing around frolicking
yeah whatever you
you know you're playing basketball you're doing whatever sure does that bottle
of snapple that small
tiny bottle of snapple actually hit the spot or do you need to get two one does
it i always need to
get two we also come in at 16 or 20 ounce you're forgetting yeah they're
forgetting about if i want
to flex on you show me a 20 ounce snapple oh oh oh i've never seen one in the
wild the snapple
pints remember the ones that were like that big they were 32 ounce i've never
seen like like a two
liter of it yeah do they ever do they still do this yeah oh actually they even
have the jug for the
fridge don't they no they got taken off the market because of the fentanyl all
right i'm telling you
right now but that's not the question the question isn't do you have a bigger
size we're saying you
need to drink two of yours versus one of all sample no that's just off volume
no no you're just basing
that off what's offered doesn't hit the spot it doesn't so one big arizona does
yes you're goddamn
right it's because it's more more size you dumb dumb no no but we're talking 24
ounces versus 32.
no what 24 of arizona satisfies against the 32 you're saying 32 ounces of any
beverage doesn't
no i'm saying 32 is crazy i'm saying you need 32 ounces of snapple to be
satisfied you need two
of those are you getting this information that's what i every time nobody gets
one snapple so you buy
snapple do you say that yeah you love it so much you buy two of them that's
what you're selling when
i have bought it i have to buy two that's the 64. you can't finish a whole hoagie
with one
snapple never dude yeah you go into a wawa and you get first of all turkey
first of all they're going
to wawa i like it but my point is if i'm going to wawa and i'm getting the
classic 12-inch hoagie
okay i ain't walking out with one snapple i'm walking out with two hold on hold
on snapple comes in
16 20 32 and 64. i know but you're missing you're missing my point that sounds
like they don't know what
we're saying you need 32 ounces of snapple to equal the satisfaction of 24
ounces of arizona
this is right you're nuts that is some type of just to match the sugar we have
to do 32 and i will
tell you this i rarely have an arbitrary thing in arizona because after about
16 or 18 ounces i'm like
okay i'm good to go so that means that snapple should be good enough it's not
you it's a different
beverage that is so arbitrary buddy it's not arbitrary you're arguing to me
that it takes
32 ounces out of the quench your thirst for 24 ounces in arizona because the
product is superior
i am satisfied with less arizona than i am with snapple also also they don't
even you can look at the
stores the stores that carry both of them where you can get a snapple over it's
only like gas stations
and stuff can you get an arizona iced tea that's right you can't walk into a
reputable establishment and
get them are you bad yeah walk down your grocery store aisle my friend the
primary jug of iced tea
you'll see is arizona good luck finding jugs and snapple they don't have it yes
they do we just had
them up they exist but i've never seen one in the wild because you shop at a
gas station you just said
they're not nice distributed because there's no market for it what there's no
more you're crazy
well you're you're you're you're keith i'm i'm a i'm a gentleman i go to whole
foods yeah nice
you're out of your mind you're out of your element they got some kind of soy
tea in there
don't have the naked tea you bozo let's talk about the snapple facts because we're
glossing over it yeah one of the greatest games to take over popular lies you
want to talk about lies

Arizona Iced Tea vs. Snapple w/ Tastebuds - Are You Garbage Clips

here we go time to b-a-t-t-l-e butts all right we're going snapple versus arizona
foley i think
we got our work cut out for us here i gotta say i think snapple just by sheer
popularity
of being the howard stern recommended iced tea for sure he sold a lot of snapple
and the seinfeld
iced tea sure uh for so many years we're gonna have a hard time but i will
start by saying this
in the presentation department you guys got nothing on us nothing you got
nothing in arizona
in the presentation department you had a moment snapple had a moment i'll give
you that switch
you know we ran the 90s and 2000s right what are you talking about i disagree
in the presentation
department look at our bottles and cans snapple's got one look they're maddie
ice can look at this
apple was diddy look at this yeah look at that look at those things baby we got
all kinds of flavors and
looks first of all that was one of foley's arguments was we only have three
teas there's ten thousand
iced teas there so yeah that's out there we got diversify a little bit again in
the presentation
department we've got what else comes in that can what do you mean malt liquor
is the only thing
else that comes in those yeah you want to be a cool kid
arizona to me tastes like homemade iced tea and i don't mean that in a good way
i think you do it's like
bathtub gin type stuff it's huge arizona i see tastes like when you used to
take the powder and
and stir it up and make it real like sweet and it was like oh my god snapple
feels like it was made
by artisans no yeah that's crazy yeah no it does it's the greatest stuff on
earth is put in there
pure sunshine what's your favorite do you have a favorite snapple flavor
straight up the middle
lemon yeah or diet as if i'm trying to watch my favorite lemon iced tea or diet
lemon i see yeah
okay i'm i'm i'm the one i reach for all the time is the diet peach i think it's
the best i think it's
the best for royalty does arizona even plan i don't think we even mess with
diet i doubt it do
we just do it the regular sugar i don't know if i've ever seen it 100 100 100
because they do have
diet on our palmers horrible those things suck now it is terrible they don't
even get cold i don't
literally put it in the arctic it doesn't get cold you know what gets cold
aluminum a nice cold aluminum
more and it stays cold longer i mean look at this and look at these we got cans
too we got
cans flavor oh god do you think of anything grosser than drinking banana oh my
god it doesn't get
enough credit drop a rocker with cinnamon in it because we have both everybody
has that yeah i'll
have an artichoke snapple please i'll put i'll put my top five against your top
five in a heartbeat
do you even have five no that's great you're not futzing you're not futzing
with green tea with
honey ginseng tea whatever it is the arizona the 90s that ruled every hot chick
in the world
had one of those bottles what the grid the green tea yeah and we got the arnold
palmer the official
arnold palmer yeah that guy's probably racist yeah but he makes a good iced tea
he's called arizona
first of all it's not even we have an arnold palmer buddy we have an arnold palmer
but we've
got the a fish arnold palmer who said that what do you think on the wikipedia
we read it earlier he's
he's got a contract his face his face is on it yeah i fell in love with the ap
back in the day
yeah yours is called half and half half and half what the fuck come on yeah but
we all know what
it is guys sure i don't care if you guys get that yeah it's something you're
supposed to put in your
coffee a bunch of money arnold palmer is that the name brand recognition that
drink that specific man
i think snapple has i think snapple has three flavors not even yeah let's be
honest flavors and and
including a diet is the third you've got peach and you've got regular and that's
it every flavor
outside of that you didn't even name the iced tea's gamut i'm not saying they
don't have
available more than two flavors i'm saying regular iced tea that's not clear
foley come on arizona's original recipe is so much better than snapple you're
not it's for
children it's all sugar this is this is for this is for an adult do you
remember do you remember
it's not as sugary as arizona i don't think it doesn't taste good but this used
to be in every
single snapple iced tea all the stuff floating around in it yeah the fresh brew
you gotta crack
that's because it was bottom of the barrel iced tea arizona you take off the
top all sorts of
and spices and i got new herbs and spices and i got news that was all roundup
in there
and i got news for you there was a time sure let me let me hammer out this
whole point there was a time
where apple where snapple was the iphone it and and we were secondary now arizona's
coming up the
pike where the androids were about to take over now here's my point what i'm
saying with that
not only have you lost the glass bottle not only have you lost the look you've
also lost quality
because when they went to plastic bottles and you couldn't do the bang on the
bottom
all of a sudden snapple didn't have any of that sediment in it anymore it was
gone yeah the quality
in the iced tea dropped off to compensate for the plastic bottle i disagree it's
still in there
sure let me take you one step further about that company arizona okay snapple's
fluctuated in price
you know how much an arizona iced tea costs that's from jump street 99 cents
because they care about
the american public and they care about the american consumer and they're an
american company you're
not in a recession i will tell you i knew they were going to bring out about
the can itself there
you go the can itself they stamp it on the can which is yeah it really it's
insane 99 cent grape
buy it so nobody gets cute trust me nobody gets cute but they're screwing the
middle the little man
yeah that's punk rock you know it's a major corporation you know who else used
to do that
ian mckay used to do that with the discord record bands when i worked in a
similar when i worked when
i worked in a record store he would put the price permanently on the thing so
the record store
couldn't mark it up so he's not ripping off the consumer exactly and that's
what arizona does the
fact that they're putting it on there just on the cans yeah you can't you can't
that's it okay
that's what everyone else what about the other because that's what the can what
about the other
70 percent of the product i can't speak to that i'm speaking to what the can
cost okay but you're
getting a pounder you're getting a pounder of iced tea for 99 cents i'm not
gonna give you a pound on
the back first of all it's not a pounder it's 24 ounces then you're getting a
double pounder that's
insane for 99 cents that is for lowlifes i'm an established esteemed gentleman
a man of the a man of the
department business owner no it's hard working people on a fixed income 99
cents worth of sugar
water that's insane that's what that is that's crazy what are you 24 we're not
gonna start debating
the product no it's not the same it's nowhere near the same pimp show us what
the best stuff on earth
is show us what the best stuff on earth is bring up the ingredients i'd rather
drink i'd rather drink a
brisk let's see what the let's see what the best stuff i'd rather drink a bread
if i'm gonna if i'm
gonna slum it for the night with the wrong on the wrong side of the tracks give
me a brisk baby
give me a brisk it's risk baby listen to me you have the stones you have the
stones to just go back
to where you were and then click on the lemon iced tea how can you say oh we
have an iced tea
have me some good stats over here you're not here i wasn't saying you literally
only i'm saying you
have two good flavors and that's it that's such a joe that's what i think that's
what i think you
think snapple he's allowed to be wrong sal let him be wrong publicly he doesn't
believe it i don't
like when he does that look me in the eyes look me in the eyes you think snapple
swear to me you
think snapple has two good flavors maybe three is that what you think maybe
three yes i think that
now we all know you'll do anything for clinton look at this anything i think
that tell me another
you sold your soul is that a snapple facts you sold your soul snapple facts
george george george george george george george george tell me another snapple
flavor you're
reaching for raspberry get the raspberry raspberry i was addicted to before
peach listen you guys are
trying dude arizona iced tea was invented to try to compete with which they did
yeah you're trying
you can make a better product that's cheaper you're trying you guys are picking
up the crumbs
let's pull up sales baby let's pull up you guys you guys are the you guys are
the stuff floating at
the bottom of the snapple i think you're making a mistake there are sediment
you're making a mistake
i wouldn't start pulling up numbers really before sales hold on hold on hold on
before sales before
sales let's go ingredients to ingredients yeah let's go and let's go dietary to
dietary nutritional
facts and nutritional facts apple has 36 grams of sugar pimp how many grams of
sugar does
uh arizona regular which one did you want 120 yeah you're really paying
yourself it was just a lemon iced
tea it was a stem and uh standard lemon iced yes yes so you're at 36 grams of
uh sugar we have 24.
look at that look at that hold on it but what but look at that
serving size yeah slide up with that this is
i can't see any of that guys sorry that's eight fluid ounces okay go back and
see what your
sort of serving sure yeah but we're in a 20 we're in a 16 ounce bottle men see
one 16 ounce bottle we
have 36 grams double yours no quadruple so what you're telling me they're 24
we're in a 16 hold on oh right right right so what you're telling me is i'm
getting triple the
sugar for half the price i'd be losing money i'm sorry if you do it if you do
it uh apples to apple
snapples to snapples it's six i love you sell 36 they have 48 because they have
right they have
24 and eight ounce so if they go in six times three no but oh times 16 sure
yeah right so you're
still so you're still so you're still significant up you brought it up and you
lost i don't think
so i think that's a better value if you stick for more sugar says the what you're
getting you're
getting full of drinks in one can are you not nobody's nobody's splitting that
can up and
dude that's here's that conjecture that's diabetes in a six i used to always
stick to the strict
serving size i would have some of the 400 pound guy on the couch no you would
not i would put it
away from you once you open that can it's done there's no resealable no reseal
no reseal oh what are we getting the bottle are you gonna get a bottle yeah we
get a bottle guys
pick a lane yeah pick a lane we're driving right there in the middle baby let's
go derosa we're
getting nuts pick the wrangler certainly the only competition you have somebody
give me my jumper
cable certainly the only competition you have versus us is the 99 cent can you're
not going to put
bottle against bottle that's wild no that's you're wrong we still you're wrong
because the arizona
bottle is bigger because you don't care about the environment that's your
choice the arizona bottle
has that nice wrapping paper on the top of it that actually annoys me it's like
a low-and-brow
that annoys me i always have to take it off yeah first of all i've always been
on record as hating
low-and-brow by the way i swear to god you bring it up it's like an old michelo
remember when
michelo had that gold tin foil on the top yeah that's all my guy was divorced
you saw him drinking
one of those she walked out on you a big guy a couple of mickey lobes listen
hey that's the
wrong page you're looking at toxic food at times one of the most toxic food additives
pimp yeah this
is this is aspartame this is toxic this is q and they have some questionable
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