Name: Are You Garbage's Worst Fight w/ Andrew Santino
Uploaded: 2023-02-03T22:10:16.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Are You Garbage's Worst Fight w/ Andrew Santino' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-03. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Are You Garbage's Worst Fight w/ Andrew Santino' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-03. Transcript available.

so what is the worst going back what is the worst fight you guys had of recent
note uh
was over money not in a bad way this is where it starts this is how it all goes
down but no listen
we're both real dirt bags like we're both this is the first time we're making
money we don't you
know i have a pretty good sense of the man of handling and everything yeah but
he handles the
books oh there had to be a an explanation of like yeah yeah yeah of course you
know what i mean
i wouldn't know how to do it you got to be a free bird baby yeah i wouldn't you
think they're sharks
in pools let this guy handle the books if he was doing the books there'd be
barbecue sauce all over
him but um uh he didn't like it i would just spend it as we go yeah he doesn't
understand it's like
it's also it's not a nor in the sense of like we go on the road together we
take out openers we take
our camera guys right so it's like a business so it costs money it costs a lot
of money to fly people
around the country and and you have to like if we're doing a show in la san
francisco and la jolla
that's like you have to pay for that now correct in three months yes i can't
just like i can't just
be like hey well i'll when la gives me the check i'll make good with you delta
airlines you know what
i mean like you have to pay for all of that get to this fight i don't remember
it where he i was
i had to teach you operating capital uh-huh where money comes in but you don't
get every you don't get
x percent of every dollar that comes in correct because it has to go we needed
to buy tickets and
airbnbs and i get the nut at the end of the month i do dirtbag math yeah of
what i think it should be
patreon and i know what the ads are why isn't it x right and i got a thirty
thousand dollar amex bill
dude this wasn't accusatory no no no no not accusing my full trust of course
yeah yeah not accusatory
but it was more of and then i i was just he called a little hot and then that's
all i need
too i'm i you jack i have the the shorter fuse he's plotting in the dark he's
getting mad he calls
me and i know you mom like i lose it right i have the i'm more of a put a
snakes in your bed yeah i
have the explosive anger and he slits your family's throat right in front of
your face
he's like is this your mom guys are so zay i licked the blood off the knife
make it real personal so
you guys were clipping at each other about it so he came in hot i was just like
dude and also i had
explained remember it i explained it to him a couple of times yeah i got to be
explained things 15 times
15 times not even joking to the point where i go hey man he's like well the two
thousand and five
hundred and this and that and i just go hey listen he was we were arguing i can't
do this i'm just we're
gonna let the accountant handle all this like moving forward he's just gonna
make all the payments
yeah and he can explain it i don't like that he don't like he don't some
outsider he's definitely
gonna rip us off well yeah that's how the world works yeah what have you never
been out in public
before it's just you're gonna get and by the way the more money you make the
more you get
sure but that is also the balance of the world that i kind of appreciate right
in a little bit of a
liberal cucky way where i'm like you make more money you deserve to get a
little bit more than
the guy who makes less than you so get a little bit yeah there's like you know
you're better off
than there's more hands in the pot yeah but fine let me get like of course i
don't like that what's
just a communist podcast yeah yeah let's get the hell out of here it's a setup
the red the red flag
drops in the background rolls all slow motion now we you know what me and stop
talk pretty heavily
about this because we talk about money on the show and what happens over time
and blah blah blah and
all that stuff about and it is true that i do really feel like the more money
that you make in our
there is a lot more hands in the pot a lot of more people are trying to eat it's
just i'm willing
to lose more money if it's people that i want to help out and grow the thing so
it's almost like
that's the balance of making a little bit more money as you save it all if you
everyone off and save it
all you're going to be a miserable lonely guy with a few more bucks sure
worthless we put most of it i'm
ready to burn it's like we were broke for a decade i'm like ah i that's new
that this is new to me
right i'm happy in the darkness like it's a hard lesson to learn right because
you because because
because as you get a little bit more just a few more bucks even you're just
like well i'd like it
you know i want to keep more of it yeah but then to keep growing you do need to
feed other people
that's just sure of course it's like we had we had a higher you know i mean now
it's like a team of
like producers especially in the beginning when we first started touring in
2021 we lost all money
we did it we did a couple of shows with some local people we're like it let's
let's bring our
buddy tom cassidy right uh who's a who's a comedian uh we started together let's
bring tommy with us out
on the road and just put everything back into the making the shows the best it's
also like we were
eating it for a while well and this might have been around that time sure that
we that we that we that we
were that we were arguing barking at each other but it was it was one phone
call yeah no and that
happened i mean like we don't have like big week long fights because it's so
explosive and then we
go it's like a brother it sounds corny but it's like one of us will crack a
joke about it within
seven minutes and then that's normal it's over and you go all right and we we
both have accepted
we're nuts and i'm like it's it's and he's like i don't want to fight anymore i
go that's stupid
to think we're never going to fight again right like just accept we're going to
fight and then
when it happens you can just go like all right cool we'll get past it the next
one will happen in six
months and then it is what it is comedy partnerships are tough you know like me
and bob you know it's
like that's it me and bobby it's tough it's tough because we known each other
for a very long time we
started working together four years ago in that in this world sure and so like
your relationship from
what it used to be when we just met as friends and comedians shifted so heavily
into business partners
comedy partners there's so many things that go along with that that people don't
understand
your life partners basically you're with i see this guy cons too much of course
so at any point
there is those moments where you're like i don't want this to break us up but
it does get harder as
time goes on you have to find a way to like curb the of course because you
start barking at each other
and it gets tough yeah i wouldn't want any other way he can't be a smart guy he
comes from a background
where uh you know his family owned businesses and he worked in them and stuff
like that he knows what
he's doing and i'm a fucking idiot construction hvac and plumbing i mean it's
like hey plus i'll whack
you yeah yeah no yeah construction where the bodies are underneath the building
we found a ton of bodies
i still want to keep my no-show jobs you know what i mean no you got to have it
me and paulian still
hanging out all right let's let and as you guys have grown together in this
thing now i put on a
couple pounds yeah yeah yeah yeah have you have you found yourself doing less
garbage and getting a
little bit fancier or no i mean like this is kind of funny i want to talk about
this you guys were
obviously in paris right for the for that cool event fashion show and saying no
business being
there i've been wearing these pants for four days i don't know dude while you
guys were there we
were like look at you know it's all of our boys are like oh that's sick we were
in sayersville
new jersey at a storage unit auction buying a storage unit to go through and
see if we can make money
i was like these dudes are on a private jet i get it dude i get it 200 into a
storage unit in new
jersey okay well good first of all that sounds more fun