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I did want to run this past you guys, if this is garbage or not.
These new shoes that are $1,400.
Yes.
That let you walk eight miles an hour.
Wait, they Zoom you?
Apparently.
They're saying it's the future of walking.
It's roller skates.
That's roller skates.
I was going to say, that's genuinely roller skates.
Yeah, I don't need fucking this kid to tell me.
Yeah, but like the future of walk, like, I don't know.
What are they called?
The virgins?
Those things stink.
Hey, wheels.
No, dude.
That'll never, that shit never takes a while.
I mean, even like a scooter.
You see a guy, you see a guy in a suit zipping down the street in a scooter and
then puts
him on his shoulder and walks in and he's a lawyer.
It's like, dude, I'm not trusting you with the case.
No, no, no, no, yeah.
No, dude, just walk.
I mean, they're cool, I guess, kind of, but no, what are you doing?
Here's the thing is like, if you-
Those look like those Fisher Price roller skates.
Remember those from back in the day?
Yeah, you're riding on a Tonka truck.
The wheelies.
Remember the wheelies?
That was good.
Oh, wheelies, the Skechers shoes.
Imagine if Kanye went in to pitch these to Skechers.
He was like, yo, I got something even better than the wheelies.
It's these.
Him getting kicked out of Skechers.
How funny is that?
Just getting kicked out of Skechers.
Dude, talk about an all-time fucking fumble of a career.
Yeah.
You were the great, one of the greatest artists of all time, and you got kicked
out of Skechers.
Even I can walk into Skechers.
I can get a meeting at Skechers today.
Got something.
The garbage shoes.
Little dollies get a sit-down, a general, something.
The only positive in this whole Kanye thing, the only positive thing I can even
think of
in this whole Kanye thing is eventually he's going to burn so many bridges, he'll
start
to do our podcast, which will just be fun.
Just be next to him.
That's how we got Louie.
Yeah.
Dude, that's how you know I suck.
Even I haven't gotten Louie yet.
That's how bad Staten Island is.
They're like, no, dude.
What's this?
Woman claims her father killed 70 people as FBI launches serial killers.
I mean, this is the thing with serial killers now is Netflix, you made them
cool.
I know.
Like Netflix and these shows.
I love them, though.
I'm addicted.
But now it's like it makes people want to do it.
Sure.
You ever think about that where it's like, you know, like, why is like, you
know, you
can't say this word or that word, but yet we can, you know, make Jeffrey Dahmer
look
cool.
You romanticize that.
Why aren't the creators of that show?
Why don't they ever get in trouble for like enabling?
They took a little bit of heat.
Well, no, but I'm saying like, let's say Kanye West.
Honestly, this is on.
Let's say Kanye.
People will say, can't you got to cancel Spotify and he's enabling Jewish hate
and
Kanye's enabling Jewish hate with his words and all that.
And it's like, OK, fine.
But they're not enabling serial killer love.
They're not, you know, dictators playbook on Netflix is not enabling somebody
to think
they can be a fucking dictator.
It's also the same.
It's, you know, it's hypocrisy.
Same thing that goes into, you know, the gun gun control situation.
Yeah.
But then there's 90 million movies and video.
That's what I'm saying.
You know, Sylvester Stallone doesn't have to apologize for Rambo.
It's true.
I don't understand.
No, he doesn't.
He should receive more awards.
Yeah.
But now this case is weird because this woman is saying that her and her
siblings had to
carry the bodies.
They helped.
They actively.
Oh, so they're accomplices.
Like, look, look at this quote here.
They had to use a sled during the winter to bring bodies.
Yeah.
The daughter said they had to use a wheelbarrow.
I mean, that's crazy.
In the warmer months and a toboggan during the winter.
Jesus, I used to bitch about raking leaves.
It's your job to move the skulls.
What the fuck?
Her dad's the Michael Jordan.
He got away.
He's the best that ever did it.
No, he's dead.
He won.
Did he die in prison?
He never even got arrested.
No, no.
Did they find any?
Is there any physical evidence that any of these bodies existed?
I think she's leading them to that.
She's leading them there.
Okay.
What's a toboggan?
Is that a sled?
Yeah.
That's such a New York kid thing.
Then just say sled.
He doesn't know what a toboggan is.
What's a fucking toboggan, dude?
I think it curls up.
It's one of those.
Oh, okay.
It's like elf shoes.
Yes.
Yeah.
Oh, there it is.
Here's a toboggan.
Which I can imagine.
Nobody really had those.
Being a little kid on Staten Island with a nice snow, if you showed up with
that fucking thing.
Oh, my God.
They'd be like, yo, Vinny, look at this kid's sled.
It's fucking curved.
Walk away with a wedgie for sure.
This kid's got, it's like a half pipe.
Oh, how about, did you see this?
This Capitol rioter, he'd avoid prison due to autism.
Because he said he was autistic.
No, he got out of it.
Yeah, that's great.
When in doubt, man, just say you're autistic.
I mean, honestly, that's what I want the kids who listen to this podcast to do.
When you're in trouble and you didn't do it, just say I'm autistic.
Well, this is, you know.
Can't prove it.
From a standpoint of like, you know, where you had to prove that you were crazy,
that you couldn't stand trial or whatever.
And then you go in and then you, you know, you go to rehab and then they go,
okay, you're good.
And you get out in like two years or three years before they're killing
somebody.
This is going to be the same thing.
Like this gives like what I think they call like legal precedent that they can
be like, well, if he's autistic, it's already been proven here that you can't
be held responsible for your actions.
It becomes confusing to me because we don't negotiate with terrorists, but we
negotiate with mental illness.
Yeah, it's true.
I don't get it.
Well, it's what it is, man.
I mean, I feel like this kid, if he's got autism.
Wait, Pip, how do you not get the difference between those two?
Because isn't that walking the same line?
I mean, I don't think the autistic kid had fucking nine people held up in
fucking an Olympic camp or anything like that.
Well, we'll see what he watches.
You never know.
Dude, these autistic kids, the autistic kids, they're smarter than us.
A lot of these kids, a lot of the autistic kids, like you actually want, I
think you were the one that said it.
Some people think autism is just what future people are like.
Like it's just a person born ahead of his or her time.
Oh, that makes sense.
Like they're locked in sometimes like mentally in a good way of like, dude, we
had this kid.
Genetic evolution?
Dude, why doesn't Kanye use this excuse for Adidas?
Be like, I have autism, dude.
There you go.
You should.
Honestly.
Yeah.
Say it.
Dude, we had a kid before my buddy's, growing up my buddy's younger brother,
before anybody really knew what like autism was.
You know what I mean?
Right.
And he was just really good at knowing all information about presidents and
vice presidents.
And we would get high and just sit there and grill them.
Yeah.
And he was like eight years old.
And we would go like Clinton minus Abraham Lincoln.
And he would like do the math of who they are.
And then just, and we would just sit there and die.
It was greatest thing ever.
That's all right.
And then I turned like 28.
I'm like, oh, this kid was autistic the whole time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You saw him recently.
He's wearing a helmet.
Yeah.
He was, he was Nikki presidents for a while.
That's what he was.
Was Rain Man autistic?
Is that what he was?
Yes.
He was.
I believe so.
There's an example.
They didn't know what that was back then.
But they made money off of him.
He wasn't autistic in the movie.
Yeah.
Well, nowadays, Dustin Hoffman couldn't even play that character because they
would say
he's an able, like it has to be the person who actually has autism.
What happened with Bryan Cranston and Kevin Hart, right?
They got mad that he was playing the kid, the guy in the wheelchair or
something like
that.
Yeah, dude.
It's like, show me a guy in a wheelchair that can move tickets like Cranston.
No offense.
Dude, nobody.
I remember once I saw there was this movie, Gods of Exodus or Exodus and King.
It was about Moses where Christian Bale was playing Moses and they were like,
it should
be a person of color.
It should be someone from the Middle East.
And then the guys who financed the movie who were Middle Eastern themselves
were like,
we personally picked him because he moves tickets.
So shut up, stupid.
You didn't put a fucking trillion dollars down like we did.
And it's not selling because Christian Bale sticks.
I'm a big fan of Bale.
No, I love Bale, dude.
Dude, Bale, you know who I fucking love?
Who?
Dude, Daniel Day-Lewis.
You ever seen the movie In the Name of the Father?
What?
What are we, assholes?
About Belfast?
About Ireland?
It was about a-
Is he a boxer?
A bombing.
No, there's a movie-
That's the boxer.
That literally is the box.
Do you have autism?
Quick, give me a president.
Dude.
My left foot-
Test me.
In the Name of the Father is about a guy who was kind of in the wrong place at
the
wrong time when a bombing occurred with the IRA.
Yeah, it was great.
I have seen-
Yeah, it was great.
Great movie.
I watched it when I was shitting my brains out.
Great fucking movie.
How does his dad get in prison?
I can't remember.
Because literally at that time, the IRA in Ireland were just like, or not the
IRA, British
government in England was just like, we need to pin the murders on somebody
because they
killed British citizens.
So they were like, oh, the father came to visit him in prison and be like, my
son didn't
do it.
They were like, oh, yeah, he didn't?
Well, now you're in here with me, stupid.
It was like genuinely that.
I forgot.
That was Thatcher, wasn't it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Tough broad.
Fucking thatchy.
Yeah.
Good.
Yeah.
Ian Feindance should play her in the movie.
They have the same hair.
Man calls his cousin during a live police chase and tells him what to do.
That's fucking hilarious.
This is all right.
I've seen this.
Whoa.
This is real.
He's getting tips while he's driving.
He's watching one of the news.
Crenshaw Boulevard.
Stupid ass cousin, man.
Tell that nigga to pull over.
Best advice you can get.
Yeah, yeah.
Pull over.
Can we make that merch?
That exact quote?
Thanks.
Damn, that's fucking chest, dude.
That's great.
Dude, yeah.
I mean, you know, I think if you're in a, I think actually if you've committed
a crime
and you're trying to evade and you're trying to get away, I think that that the
best thing
to do is just to keep driving because I think eventually the police back off.
No, not with the news.
No, they can't.
The best thing to do is to pull over and call your fucking lawyer.
Make a fucking move.
Yeah.
That's, you end up killing somebody on one of those days.
I've seen this.
Is this Philly?
No.
I've seen this guy.
He's got the queen in his hands and all the bees just follow him.
He's walking down the street, dude.
Holy shit.
You're talking about clearing the sidewalk.
Oh my God.
That guy's awesome.
That's what my dick looked like in the summer of 2009.
Imagine showing up to a house party like that.
Oh, I would freak out.
Dude, bees, insects are, you know, if you put all the insects on a scale and
all the humans
on a scale, the insects weigh more.
Sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What a wild stat.
That always, that and what always blew my mind was rats are outnumber humans
like eight
to one in Manhattan.
Really?
Yeah.
Number wise, eight to one.
I mean, we do see them, but I guess if you opened up the floors, they're
everywhere.
Oh, everywhere.
Dude, they say the subway is like you, there's like parts that close parts of
the subway or whatever
it's like fucking chaos.
I can't think of the roaches.
Like even, even this building, nice building.
If you open these walls up, there'd be a billion roaches everywhere.
Roach city.
Do you ever hear the legend of the rat king?
No.
These, the rats get in a confined space and they start kind of freaking out.
So they all just like intertwine.
Yeah.
And then their tails all intertwined.
And then they, after the, the, the, the, the legend is they start moving like
one, but
there's like 10 of them.
They like, they figure out how to move as one.
So it's like 10 rats coming at you rather than one.
Like conjoined twins kind of.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They go.
I mean, I think it's like an urban legend or something, but.
I don't know.
There's a picture of one right there.
It's mummified up top.
My favorite was a few years ago.
All these Brooklyn hipsters used to get together with their dogs and hunt rats
together at night.
That was their community.
That's stupid.
What?
Yeah.
Dude, I got a dog and there's no way he would stand up against a fucking couple
of New York
city rats.
I wouldn't fuck with a rat.
Dude, as I'm getting older, I'm like, I'm very much like, I, like, I don't want
to kill
bugs.
I don't want to like kill anything.
I don't mind any of that shit.
You'll kill bugs?
The only two things I kill are mosquitoes and cockroaches.
They're the only two things I kill.
What about those locust, what are those bugs called?
The lantern flies.
The lantern flies.
What are they really doing?
That's your civic duty.
What are they really doing?
They said you have to kill them.
They're destroying grapes.
My bridges, grapes, grapes, my group.
I do like a nice seedless.
Shout out to my group, my group chat.
The guys in my group chat genuinely, you know, like, you know, Queens, Brooklyn
guys genuinely
think like the government is telling for us to kill them because they were sent
from China
and the U.S.
government may think they have some type of like recording.
Chipping them in the wings.
That's not that not recording devices.
That's crazy.
But in the past, we have sent, what do they call it?
What's the word?
Infectious breeds or whatever it's called?
Yeah.
Whatever it's called.
We've done that too.
Yeah.
To destroy like certain things in Cuba.
Yeah.
To sort of like to destroy plants and.
Yeah.
Sure.
Yeah.
Shake it up a little bit.
Yeah.
Just fine.
That's what it is.
To kill like crops and stuff like that.
I don't mind killing any bug, any mouse.
If there's a mouse in my apartment, you're getting got and it's, I'm fine with
that.
Do we have those sticky pads?
Those I won't do.
My wife has convinced me not to do those.
You don't have mice in the house now.
No, no, no.
I'm saying in an apartment we had, well, no, I actually did have a fucking
mouse in the
house.
Field mice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because you know what, you know what happened is I was doing some work in the
yard.
Yeah.
So they dug up some pavers and shit and then it fucking ruffled some, and then
next thing
you know, we have a mouse in there.
But we, we.
That's cute little field mice.
We got them with the, um, like the one that goes in a box and then, you know,
like, and
then you can.
Let them go.
You set them free.
We set them free in the neighbor's yard.
Fuck them.
Yeah, no.
You don't want the kids seeing that.

Natural Born Lovers w/ Chris Distefano

I did want to run this past you guys, if this is garbage or not.
These new shoes that are $1,400.
Yes.
That let you walk eight miles an hour.
Wait, they Zoom you?
Apparently.
They're saying it's the future of walking.
It's roller skates.
That's roller skates.
I was going to say, that's genuinely roller skates.
Yeah, I don't need fucking this kid to tell me.
Yeah, but like the future of walk, like, I don't know.
What are they called?
The virgins?
Those things stink.
Hey, wheels.
No, dude.
That'll never, that shit never takes a while.
I mean, even like a scooter.
You see a guy, you see a guy in a suit zipping down the street in a scooter and
then puts
him on his shoulder and walks in and he's a lawyer.
It's like, dude, I'm not trusting you with the case.
No, no, no, no, yeah.
No, dude, just walk.
I mean, they're cool, I guess, kind of, but no, what are you doing?
Here's the thing is like, if you-
Those look like those Fisher Price roller skates.
Remember those from back in the day?
Yeah, you're riding on a Tonka truck.
The wheelies.
Remember the wheelies?
That was good.
Oh, wheelies, the Skechers shoes.
Imagine if Kanye went in to pitch these to Skechers.
He was like, yo, I got something even better than the wheelies.
It's these.
Him getting kicked out of Skechers.
How funny is that?
Just getting kicked out of Skechers.
Dude, talk about an all-time fucking fumble of a career.
Yeah.
You were the great, one of the greatest artists of all time, and you got kicked
out of Skechers.
Even I can walk into Skechers.
I can get a meeting at Skechers today.
Got something.
The garbage shoes.
Little dollies get a sit-down, a general, something.
The only positive in this whole Kanye thing, the only positive thing I can even
think of
in this whole Kanye thing is eventually he's going to burn so many bridges, he'll
start
to do our podcast, which will just be fun.
Just be next to him.
That's how we got Louie.
Yeah.
Dude, that's how you know I suck.
Even I haven't gotten Louie yet.
That's how bad Staten Island is.
They're like, no, dude.
What's this?
Woman claims her father killed 70 people as FBI launches serial killers.
I mean, this is the thing with serial killers now is Netflix, you made them
cool.
I know.
Like Netflix and these shows.
I love them, though.
I'm addicted.
But now it's like it makes people want to do it.
Sure.
You ever think about that where it's like, you know, like, why is like, you
know, you
can't say this word or that word, but yet we can, you know, make Jeffrey Dahmer
look
cool.
You romanticize that.
Why aren't the creators of that show?
Why don't they ever get in trouble for like enabling?
They took a little bit of heat.
Well, no, but I'm saying like, let's say Kanye West.
Honestly, this is on.
Let's say Kanye.
People will say, can't you got to cancel Spotify and he's enabling Jewish hate
and
Kanye's enabling Jewish hate with his words and all that.
And it's like, OK, fine.
But they're not enabling serial killer love.
They're not, you know, dictators playbook on Netflix is not enabling somebody
to think
they can be a fucking dictator.
It's also the same.
It's, you know, it's hypocrisy.
Same thing that goes into, you know, the gun gun control situation.
Yeah.
But then there's 90 million movies and video.
That's what I'm saying.
You know, Sylvester Stallone doesn't have to apologize for Rambo.
It's true.
I don't understand.
No, he doesn't.
He should receive more awards.
Yeah.
But now this case is weird because this woman is saying that her and her
siblings had to
carry the bodies.
They helped.
They actively.
Oh, so they're accomplices.
Like, look, look at this quote here.
They had to use a sled during the winter to bring bodies.
Yeah.
The daughter said they had to use a wheelbarrow.
I mean, that's crazy.
In the warmer months and a toboggan during the winter.
Jesus, I used to bitch about raking leaves.
It's your job to move the skulls.
What the fuck?
Her dad's the Michael Jordan.
He got away.
He's the best that ever did it.
No, he's dead.
He won.
Did he die in prison?
He never even got arrested.
No, no.
Did they find any?
Is there any physical evidence that any of these bodies existed?
I think she's leading them to that.
She's leading them there.
Okay.
What's a toboggan?
Is that a sled?
Yeah.
That's such a New York kid thing.
Then just say sled.
He doesn't know what a toboggan is.
What's a fucking toboggan, dude?
I think it curls up.
It's one of those.
Oh, okay.
It's like elf shoes.
Yes.
Yeah.
Oh, there it is.
Here's a toboggan.
Which I can imagine.
Nobody really had those.
Being a little kid on Staten Island with a nice snow, if you showed up with
that fucking thing.
Oh, my God.
They'd be like, yo, Vinny, look at this kid's sled.
It's fucking curved.
Walk away with a wedgie for sure.
This kid's got, it's like a half pipe.
Oh, how about, did you see this?
This Capitol rioter, he'd avoid prison due to autism.
Because he said he was autistic.
No, he got out of it.
Yeah, that's great.
When in doubt, man, just say you're autistic.
I mean, honestly, that's what I want the kids who listen to this podcast to do.
When you're in trouble and you didn't do it, just say I'm autistic.
Well, this is, you know.
Can't prove it.
From a standpoint of like, you know, where you had to prove that you were crazy,
that you couldn't stand trial or whatever.
And then you go in and then you, you know, you go to rehab and then they go,
okay, you're good.
And you get out in like two years or three years before they're killing
somebody.
This is going to be the same thing.
Like this gives like what I think they call like legal precedent that they can
be like, well, if he's autistic, it's already been proven here that you can't
be held responsible for your actions.
It becomes confusing to me because we don't negotiate with terrorists, but we
negotiate with mental illness.
Yeah, it's true.
I don't get it.
Well, it's what it is, man.
I mean, I feel like this kid, if he's got autism.
Wait, Pip, how do you not get the difference between those two?
Because isn't that walking the same line?
I mean, I don't think the autistic kid had fucking nine people held up in
fucking an Olympic camp or anything like that.
Well, we'll see what he watches.
You never know.
Dude, these autistic kids, the autistic kids, they're smarter than us.
A lot of these kids, a lot of the autistic kids, like you actually want, I
think you were the one that said it.
Some people think autism is just what future people are like.
Like it's just a person born ahead of his or her time.
Oh, that makes sense.
Like they're locked in sometimes like mentally in a good way of like, dude, we
had this kid.
Genetic evolution?
Dude, why doesn't Kanye use this excuse for Adidas?
Be like, I have autism, dude.
There you go.
You should.
Honestly.
Yeah.
Say it.
Dude, we had a kid before my buddy's, growing up my buddy's younger brother,
before anybody really knew what like autism was.
You know what I mean?
Right.
And he was just really good at knowing all information about presidents and
vice presidents.
And we would get high and just sit there and grill them.
Yeah.
And he was like eight years old.
And we would go like Clinton minus Abraham Lincoln.
And he would like do the math of who they are.
And then just, and we would just sit there and die.
It was greatest thing ever.
That's all right.
And then I turned like 28.
I'm like, oh, this kid was autistic the whole time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You saw him recently.
He's wearing a helmet.
Yeah.
He was, he was Nikki presidents for a while.
That's what he was.
Was Rain Man autistic?
Is that what he was?
Yes.
He was.
I believe so.
There's an example.
They didn't know what that was back then.
But they made money off of him.
He wasn't autistic in the movie.
Yeah.
Well, nowadays, Dustin Hoffman couldn't even play that character because they
would say
he's an able, like it has to be the person who actually has autism.
What happened with Bryan Cranston and Kevin Hart, right?
They got mad that he was playing the kid, the guy in the wheelchair or
something like
that.
Yeah, dude.
It's like, show me a guy in a wheelchair that can move tickets like Cranston.
No offense.
Dude, nobody.
I remember once I saw there was this movie, Gods of Exodus or Exodus and King.
It was about Moses where Christian Bale was playing Moses and they were like,
it should
be a person of color.
It should be someone from the Middle East.
And then the guys who financed the movie who were Middle Eastern themselves
were like,
we personally picked him because he moves tickets.
So shut up, stupid.
You didn't put a fucking trillion dollars down like we did.
And it's not selling because Christian Bale sticks.
I'm a big fan of Bale.
No, I love Bale, dude.
Dude, Bale, you know who I fucking love?
Who?
Dude, Daniel Day-Lewis.
You ever seen the movie In the Name of the Father?
What?
What are we, assholes?
About Belfast?
About Ireland?
It was about a-
Is he a boxer?
A bombing.
No, there's a movie-
That's the boxer.
That literally is the box.
Do you have autism?
Quick, give me a president.
Dude.
My left foot-
Test me.
In the Name of the Father is about a guy who was kind of in the wrong place at
the
wrong time when a bombing occurred with the IRA.
Yeah, it was great.
I have seen-
Yeah, it was great.
Great movie.
I watched it when I was shitting my brains out.
Great fucking movie.
How does his dad get in prison?
I can't remember.
Because literally at that time, the IRA in Ireland were just like, or not the
IRA, British
government in England was just like, we need to pin the murders on somebody
because they
killed British citizens.
So they were like, oh, the father came to visit him in prison and be like, my
son didn't
do it.
They were like, oh, yeah, he didn't?
Well, now you're in here with me, stupid.
It was like genuinely that.
I forgot.
That was Thatcher, wasn't it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Tough broad.
Fucking thatchy.
Yeah.
Good.
Yeah.
Ian Feindance should play her in the movie.
They have the same hair.
Man calls his cousin during a live police chase and tells him what to do.
That's fucking hilarious.
This is all right.
I've seen this.
Whoa.
This is real.
He's getting tips while he's driving.
He's watching one of the news.
Crenshaw Boulevard.
Stupid ass cousin, man.
Tell that nigga to pull over.
Best advice you can get.
Yeah, yeah.
Pull over.
Can we make that merch?
That exact quote?
Thanks.
Damn, that's fucking chest, dude.
That's great.
Dude, yeah.
I mean, you know, I think if you're in a, I think actually if you've committed
a crime
and you're trying to evade and you're trying to get away, I think that that the
best thing
to do is just to keep driving because I think eventually the police back off.
No, not with the news.
No, they can't.
The best thing to do is to pull over and call your fucking lawyer.
Make a fucking move.
Yeah.
That's, you end up killing somebody on one of those days.
I've seen this.
Is this Philly?
No.
I've seen this guy.
He's got the queen in his hands and all the bees just follow him.
He's walking down the street, dude.
Holy shit.
You're talking about clearing the sidewalk.
Oh my God.
That guy's awesome.
That's what my dick looked like in the summer of 2009.
Imagine showing up to a house party like that.
Oh, I would freak out.
Dude, bees, insects are, you know, if you put all the insects on a scale and
all the humans
on a scale, the insects weigh more.
Sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What a wild stat.
That always, that and what always blew my mind was rats are outnumber humans
like eight
to one in Manhattan.
Really?
Yeah.
Number wise, eight to one.
I mean, we do see them, but I guess if you opened up the floors, they're
everywhere.
Oh, everywhere.
Dude, they say the subway is like you, there's like parts that close parts of
the subway or whatever
it's like fucking chaos.
I can't think of the roaches.
Like even, even this building, nice building.
If you open these walls up, there'd be a billion roaches everywhere.
Roach city.
Do you ever hear the legend