Name: Santa isn't Real w/ Adam Friedland
Uploaded: 2023-03-28T22:00:51.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Santa isn't Real w/ Adam Friedland' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-28. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Santa isn't Real w/ Adam Friedland' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-28. Transcript available.

are you garbage you got you ever buy any products as seen on TV I wanted I I
for
some reason I wanted the four-man grill so bad you never had one no no I became
no no we got one we got one we got one but I would watch it on TV and I'd be
like dad you're a fucking loser like you're a mean burger idiot I was like it
knocks out the fat what's wrong with you I was like what is wrong with you yeah
like this is this will be good for our family I don't know why I was like this
together I wanted the four-man grill so yeah it was game-changer the Showtime
rotisserie never hit like that for me really are you a roto guy you like a
rotisserie chick I just like that guy Ron Popey you do Ronco dude yeah we just
did
a whole hit in me we just did a whole picture on episode pretty much in his
back really sold fucking merch worth a couple hundred million at rompa feel
what
a guy yes I want a guy what a life American dream what a life you always
had that dumb broad with him we couldn't figure anything out yeah there was
always
someone's juggling in the curtains or whatever yeah those idiots those women
have you ever gone ghost hunting no okay come on have you ever you don't
believe in
ghosts Jews no nothing no I mean you know
hey bar mitzvah they tell you hey listen no there's no ghosts if you give me 12
grand now there's no ghosts no ghosts I remember my parents told me there was
like by the way you know because I'd watch everyone so happy at Christmas now I
do Christmas with my
my girlfriend's family really a whole but they say and I was like I was like
everyone looks so happy
guys like this sucks and they're like there's no Santa no shit hold you so I
just fucking
tell all your fucking friends there's no said I gave you the real deal that's
diabolical
jesus whatever would you guys go to the movies on Christmas day
uh yeah I think so go to the movies get a little Chinese I think we'd go to the
movies yeah
all right the movies it's pretty classy I remember me and my friend in high
school we used to do the deal where you get like a 11 a.m. matinee you see like
four movies yeah that was the best day yeah I kind of miss those times always
jealous of it not a thing to do
there's there's this so nice you just check the newspaper for the the show
times we're gonna hit crouching tiger then we're gonna hit you know whatever
sure soul plane there you go
doubleheader great movie uh do you sneak snacks into the movie theater of
course yeah do you stop at snacks or will you go crazy will you take food in we
take backpack tupperwares really really yeah we're bad boys
no I mean we're just broke high school kids and we'd like steal food from our
moms well you do that now though
no come on do you steal now will you take something from the airport cbs dwayne
reed sometimes at the airport sometimes at the airport just to feel
yeah just to feel like everybody does it man everyone why but it's just free
that's the rule right
i think man i think i worry about getting jammed up by tsa that's a tsa you're
after tsa
i don't know who also you're afraid of a guy in tsa who's jurist i don't want
to get jammed up and not get on the flight
you're out of jurisdiction this is international waters it's the international
terminal god damn it
why do you have a hookah on you uh have you ever bought or sold anything on craigslist
oh yeah for
sure really would you sell and or buy so many things really that was a big big
platform for i remember in
college we were in a dorm that they had a tv in and the tv was half broken and
we sold the college's
property tv and bought a nicer tv oh that's all right i like that scam people
are doing that now with the
monitors at like mcdonald's and taco bell are they they're selling them as tvs
and you get it to the
house and it just says it's like just has the menu has the menu on it it's like
it's like hardwired to
they like it's hardwired software whatever you have to hack it yeah so you plug
it in and it's just like
the fucking dollar menu that is so good i wouldn't mind just i love that show i
love that show that is a good
restaurant have you ever owned sketchers no come on have you i'm trying to get
laid what are those that
you're rocking right now these yeah it's like those are the birkenstocks i got
them for christmas for
my girlfriend's mom there you go i celebrate christmas now by the way you do a
tree at the
house we had one we had a mini tree last year i i it is it is so cool it is so
good christmas is all
right i've only had it for like two three years it is it is the best thing ever
yeah it's a good time
i was so jealous of him my whole life it's a good time i remember like my first
one i was the night
like 33 years old in bed like i can't wait to wake up for presents so fucking
awesome tomorrow see this
fat motherfucker speaking in i can't did you get hanukkah presents growing up i
got like a check on
like day one i'd get like a check for like 25 or something and then i don't
know where it went out
why don't you sign this over to me i'll deposit it for you don't feel bad i'm
telling you i was always
jealous of my jewish friends that went out and went to the movies and that
chinese food on i mean that's
a nice day it's a good time but i did that more in like after i moved here to
new york okay yeah i've
lived here for like eight years but that it's that week in new york is the best
it's awesome awesome
like for christmas to new year's because the city is like half empty yeah it's
kind of shut down but it is
like a really nice vibe yeah everyone's yeah yeah hey how you doing a little
bit every bar is like
half full and you have the best night decorations up the lights and stuff like
that it's really really
great week here they do shabby i love it might be on to something um ever break
out the acoustic guitar
at a party no yes yes yeah