Name: Expensive Tastes w/ Bobby Lee
Uploaded: 2023-03-31T22:01:05.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Expensive Tastes w/ Bobby Lee' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-31. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Expensive Tastes w/ Bobby Lee' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-31. Transcript available.

are you garbage do you fly first class i won't get out of play if it's not
yeah we just started yeah business wise yeah personally i do business
really personal wise i can't we can't swing it personally quite yeah i i know
your numbers you
can no i can't listen this is what i say i can make the purchase i can't afford
it does that
make sense i shouldn't be but i am oh can i say let me say something to you
sure
positive wise right and i'm this is not a joke like i my i've been gone i haven't
been home in a month
and a half i went from the philippines it's a lot of travel hawaii to canada to
here in new york
right my agents and my managers like don't pod you're gonna lose your voice
just do your jobs
come home take a rest and i said i have to do are you garbage oh thank you and
i'll tell you the
reason why okay is because it's you guys are legitimately on the rise you know
you guys have
a great reputation in la every comic that i know knows you you guys and so so
when you guys say
like i don't know you know if i can afford this and that it's bullshit it's
bullshit and i'm not
buying into it i'll show you my bank no that's all right well you're probably
spending it on like
fentanyl or and or whatever i don't know what you do on the side but i'm just
saying we're gonna ask
to borrow money yeah you can afford it you can afford on you what's going on
yeah so i do like
if you can't fly like went to the philippines you have to do business class
yeah well like right i
just i just did the the the lay flats on to europe and back and that was the
first that was a game
changer it's a game changer right so you can go into your bag sleep yeah right
right those pods
before that i had like four flights that week before that to fly and then we're
coming back we were
going to vega it was just like it's like you gotta you gotta rest when you're
traveling that much
right right right so um welcome guys thank you you guys are doing well and it's
like let me say
something it's there's no shame in saying that we you know you know because i
wasn't able to do i've
been in this business since 95 i think the first 20 years of my career i didn't
do it 100 yeah i did
middle seat southwest even when i was doing the road it's only in this and aren't
you that guy from
med tv yeah and i would still do it you know i mean because i think in the last
five or six years
you know i'm 51 right i've been great thanks man and so you know i think i'm
like you know what
i can do this and i'm gonna allow myself to have this i worked hard of course
don't feel bad about
it yeah yeah i don't no not at all i just we i just this is new to us i just
got my passport last
year wow late last year and you just traveled for the first time to europe yeah
how was it it was
unbelievable went to paris wow for work no he went on his own just with your
girl yeah oh my god
and then isn't it weird yeah it's crazy it's great right yeah it's crazy it's
so crazy it's so like
really cool it's so cool and let me ask you something do you think that america
is the
best country in the world
he leans back toby get this commie out of my studio
hell yeah you're goddamn right it is yeah but the mcdonald's are better over
there i'll tell you that
no i understand what you're saying my cowboy boots on what's this guy talking
about the quality control
from what i experienced in paris is superior to what we're doing here
america's a great country and i'm an american through and through i shit red
blood red white and
blood yeah right no right red red white and blue that's what i want to say let
me say that line
again sure i'm an american citizen i'm proud of being american yes sir i shit
red white and blue
good right the director wouldn't cut that out right right and i'm gonna and and
uh and and i really
believe that america is probably one of the best countries in the world right
sure but you're not
allowed to say if you're an american to say america's the best country in the
world unless you've been to
another country i i agree but i've got all these fucking people that live in
the woods
and i'm not blaming anybody sure and i'm not you know talking down to anybody
right but there are
aspects to other countries right food you know i mean their educational system
and this is that
there are strong you know their their medical system you know i mean and so it's
all right to
give props to other when other countries are doing are doing well right so i'm
saying it's like
we're great right you know it's argue we could argue if it is the greatest or
whatever but i'm saying
it's up there baby yeah if you've never been to another country it's like shut
the fuck up yeah
shout out to the french man they know their way around a fucking steak frites i
can tell you that
um all right let's say travel a bit do you have name brand luggage
like is to me yeah that's yeah that's up there i don't have that you don't
yeah i have some to me yeah yeah to me's good yeah so do you do the hard shell
oh yeah i do
hard shell for sure yeah how are you getting around the city taking the subway
you're taking
ubers i've never been on a subway never been on a subway no are you taking uber
um blacks uber
blacks or just regular with like black drivers no black cars i do the one i do
the one i do the one
that's like yeah five stars i do the one that's like the most whatever the
closest thing is okay
sometimes it's like luxury i'll do that if it's closer yeah okay they've been
real wonky the past
few months it's horrible yeah for me it's more time than quality i gotcha that
makes sense okay all
right yeah i'll go in a really raggedy taxi i don't give a fuck yeah you do
first class flights what
about the hotel you like to say they're a nice hotel yeah i mean come on baby i
mean like for me
it's like i need room service uh-huh would you go hey would you go heavy on
room service like just
have a taste of whatever a little taste of this well i get what i want okay is
that what you mean
yeah like if i go i like this side like if i look at the appetizer menu i go i
want this that i
can't just i'll get all three yeah that's what i love yeah yeah yeah and then
if like um if it's like
hey we got a what a5 wagyu steak from japan like at boa there's in la there's
this wagyu snow i don't
forget what it's called but snow p or something like that but it's wagyu a5 and
for i'm not kidding
you a strip of steak this big is two hundred dollars jesus i've had it get it
let's go you've
earned it baby you've earned it in your apartment now are there any hotel robes
or slippers or in
your home i'm not a thief man i don't i'm not a thief you're allowed to take
them no you're not if
you pay for them the hotel towels and all that stuff is the hotels yeah well
they'll charge you for
yeah they'll charge you for you you're essentially paying them on the back end
oh oh you do yeah if
you leave with the you you take the i've still i've still have pillows they
charge me wait you've
stolen pillows from a hotel like two of them why he's got nine hair dryers at
his house i'm not a
thief though no because sometimes i like i don't sleep well of ironing boards
and i'm gonna take a
plan so i'll just bring the pillows on or whatever or i'll stuck them that's
different in my big
backpack wait a minute okay hold on hold on a second there back that might be
the trashiest answer
we've ever back this up are you telling me that you're walking onto a plane
holding a regular
bed pillow hotel i've done that yeah yeah yeah oh that's bad bobby i don't care
how much
wagyu beef you've eaten that's trash okay okay holy shit um if you go to a
restaurant can i make an
announcement please so i was in a relationship for 10 years
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