Name: Bar Mitzvah Money w/ Adam Friedland
Uploaded: 2023-04-04T21:02:29.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bar Mitzvah Money w/ Adam Friedland' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-04-04. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bar Mitzvah Money w/ Adam Friedland' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-04-04. Transcript available.

are you garbage all right let's see uh how old were you the first time you had
lobster
oh i don't know an adult probably okay lobster no yeah probably an adult yeah
did you have milk
with dinner growing up no no that's for non-jews yeah yeah i remember i had mormon
friends in high
school and they had king's hawaiian rolls at their house i was like i was like
non-jews have
the best food which i just ate like a hundred king's wine they're so good i
very similar to
hollabread yeah it is like a brioche kind of thing sweet yeah very nice kinks i
agree there are a lot
of mormons in vegas i grew up with a lot of really yeah um were you guys
practicing uh jewish or just
like culturally i mean i got a bar mitzvah and stuff yeah i mean yeah pulling
on the bar mitzvah uh cash wise
that shit was stolen your parents took it my parents are like oh we're putting
this away for
your future never got it never thought all right i respect that that's a that's
a very catholic move
right there yeah i've never seen that we have communion on our side we never
see a dime of that
money oh my god but the jewish kids usually clean up that's the the ones whose
parents do you remember
what you pulled in though i don't remember at all 10 g's five g's i don't
remember it literally i do not
remember that like literally the checks just went in the drawer damn adam
thanks you very much
that's made out to your dad i mean my friends like my friend david he his
parents were like in the
subprime uh grift okay and growing up in vegas he had his bar mitzvah he he got
a white tuxedo with
tails pretty sweet and he had it at the four seasons and his mom and dad got
him like motivational dancers
so like like like sexy girls to dance with like a 13 year old really that was
big in the bar mitzvah
they got it they literally got us like horns that's awesome but just a 13 year
old jewish voice
some chick from your school this is the best night of my life no adult women 24
year old
chicks that were down and out like dancing for us no like hot they didn't get a
1400 in the sat's
i'll tell you that much so diamond can i get you some more punch
yeah yeah it was a weird place to grow
okay um hmm how many suits do you own um well i have one that i wear on the
show
that's sure my dad's old suit okay okay from he got it in the 80s i think um
and then i think
i have a blue one i have two other ones okay can you tie a tie yeah for sure i
did speech and debate
in high school so i had to learn how to look at you yeah i didn't learn until
after college probably
until you try to get your kids back so i defended myself in traffic
till nana died uh what was the job situation growing up did you have any jobs
pizza place anything
like that i i know i worked in uh i like would work at like summer camp i
worked at summer camp
like for little kids when i was like uh between the summers but i would go to
jewish summer camp
it's huge because i wasn't getting in regular high school so i'd go there start
closing deals and
then girls would girls would jamie oh really yeah were you getting laid at
summer camp yeah it's a
completely different hierarchy no kidding you can't imagine how free you feel
to play basketball
just like so much heart just like my entire soul you're coming down the court
call now just like
yeah just like you got the confidence switch switch i saw i saw just out of
general population it's
incredible basket was four feet it was incredible stunk everyone's yamming the
passion on display
all right i respect it tears in my eyes absolute master class jordan flesh