Name: Vacation at a Holiday Inn w/ Big Jay Oakerson
Uploaded: 2023-05-05T21:03:36.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Vacation at a Holiday Inn w/ Big Jay Oakerson' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-05. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Vacation at a Holiday Inn w/ Big Jay Oakerson' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-05. Transcript available.

- Are you garbage?
- What were vacations like as a kid?
Where would you go?
- We didn't, we...
- No vacations?
- No.
- The Cherry Hill Mall?
- Kinda, it was just funny,
but our tastes were like fine for this.
So in my mind, it was never we were gonna go
to like the shore for the weekend or nothing like that.
We, again, I know what happened was my mom and step-pop
did it by themselves first and they were like,
"Well, we should bring me and my little brother."
- Dude, my parents wanted a vacation without me.
- But the vacation was...
This is why it's not gonna make you feel that bad.
We were broke, so they were like, there's a mall.
- That wasn't that far off.
- You weren't, no, it's a hotel by the Baltimore Harbor.
- Yeah. - It has like a mall attached to it.
- In the Inner Harbor.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- And they went there for a weekend
and the way they described, they're like,
they're like, we just stay in the room
and went to the mall during the day
and then we'd go back in the room and just...
- Annie Ann's, as far as he eye can see.
- I swear to you, they go, movies on the TV
and the room service at this hotel.
I'm telling you, we were at like a Doubletree or something.
It's nothing that crazy. - Sure.
- And the room service was fine, but my step,
you know, it's like, oh, the burger.
- The burger at this thing, and so...
- You gotta see the remote, it's all real.
You gotta see the remote that big.
- 200 channels in this place.
- When they came home, they were like, yo, we're saving up money
and we're doing that with the kids.
And we went down there and did it together in one room.
- Wait till you see the view, you're gonna plot.
- Holy shit.
- We stepped out of the indoors of the hotel/mall
once to go get like crab legs or something like across the...
- The parking lot?
- Literally across the thing. - Like Joe's Crab Shack or something.
- Yep, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was like some outdoor place that had like a, you know, shell...
- It's different down here, huh, guys?
- Holy shit. - It was so close.
- From the hotel, he goes, "That's Camden Yards right there.
"The Phillies play there sometimes."
- We don't have tickets, Todd.
- We don't say it, we cannot go to a game.
He goes, "Look at that, though.
"Look at that view of Camden Yards."
- Middle of February.
- You can almost smell the popcorn, can't you, Jay?
- Holy shit, man.
- Jesus. - Dude, you are so next level trash.
- It's wild.
- It's like you came in and you're like,
"Oh, you guys play RU Garbage?
"You guys play Street Rules?"
'cause I play Street Rules.
- You know, it's hilarious, I did a, you know,
Justin Silver and Josh Edmire's have the Himbos podcast
they do now, which has like a almost like,
what's like your rituals of this?
On the same as I could be so in the gutter on this show with that,
I'm also found to be the most, like my situation,
like what I do, like showering and getting ready.
- You try to keep yourself nice.
- You run a tight ship.
- Yeah, it's so interesting how it's like the two things,
and they are not mutually exclusive.
Yeah, they're somehow both things.
- Walking both worlds.
- You mentioned cologne when you came in.
- I put a little, you know, little facial,
it's called Face Fuel by Kiehl's on my face every day.
- There you go.
- Doesn't seem like I would do that.
- You do your eyebrows?
- You do the brows?
- I certainly wouldn't fuck a junkie
on her cousin's couch.
If that's the kind of guy you think I am.
Street class.
- If that was directed at me, I'm offended.
- You know, I said when I got here late today,
I was like, is it shitty to show up late
when you have Starbucks and a cologne?
- Yeah.
- And I was, is that, in the Are You Garbage universe at all?
Is that like a question that comes out?
Cologne seems like an interesting thing.
- That's what I was going to ask you.
- Cologne is a very, well.
- What do you use?
- It's, so.
- I know it.
I know it.
- What do you use?
- I know it.
- I know it.
- I know it.
- I know it.