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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Kreischers Break Are You Garbage w/ Bert & LeeAnn Kreischer' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-09. Transcript available.

Are you garbage?
Leanne, we have had Bert on.
We know he's certified garbage.
We do do want a little bit of a background check on you.
We know you're from rural Georgia.
Yeah.
All right.
Give us a little bit of that backstory.
No, how rural?
How close was your closest neighbor?
Oh, God.
Hold on.
Hang on.
This is the area.
This is so rural.
Families live on land.
Right.
So neighbors are all related.
Right.
That's right.
Like you have like a family has an area, right?
Well, I grew up on a road called Dot Road.
Okay.
Hold on.
They get worse.
Hold on.
Nobody has ever said I grew up on a road.
I did.
It's Dot Road.
Dot Road was not paved when I was a kid, but it became paved as I grew up.
Okay.
We were related to everybody on the whole mile and a half long road.
And the end of the road was a community called Bug Scuffle.
I told you.
I told you.
I brought a fucking baller in here.
So.
Bert's bringing in fucking ringers, dude.
That ain't fair.
What the fuck, man?
Funny thing about Bug Scuffle.
They were all doctors.
So how long does the land go back in your family?
Well, there's a church on the land that's in my family.
And I think the sign on the front says 1840.
Whoa.
What the?
We got married in that church.
We got married in that church.
Really?
Really?
So one room, white clapboard, one room church.
Her grandfather went to school in that church.
Both my grandparents went to school in that church.
He rode the mule down the street.
There was also the hospital, I think, too.
Right?
Could be.
Could be.
A couple of heart transplants in that place.
There was a swingers lounge at once.
Tell them that story.
An 1800 swingers lounge?
Yeah.
Maybe not in that community.
And where did you go to high school?
I went to the local house, the high school, Bowden High School.
Okay.
And what was the mascot there?
Red Devil.
All right.
The Red Devils.
Or the Jews.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Red Devil was a tailor.
There's a picture of Larry David.
Our first cut in the new studio.
We're playing the Hellburners next weekend.
Oh, wow.
Yes.
Okay.
Wow, we're in here.
And how many brothers and sisters do you have?
None.
None?
You're your only child?
None.
No.
Okay.
What did your parents do for a living growing up?
Well, when I was little, my dad's a mechanic still, auto mechanic.
Okay.
And when I was really little, my mom worked in the local factory that made men's
suits.
So she sewed suits.
But she later became a model.
When they divorced, we moved to Atlanta.
Really?
Really?
Beautiful woman.
Whoa.
Absolutely beautiful.
She was the highest paid model in Atlanta for about nine years.
No kill.
Yeah.
Yeah, I didn't know that.
But, yeah.
She's from a smaller town than my dad and I are from.
Was there two guys there?
Pretty much, yeah.
A smaller town than Scud Buffett?
What are you talking about?
Yeah, it's pretty small.
Pretty small.
The mayor's a frog.
Yeah, right?
The mayor's a frog.
And then where did you go to school?
Where did you go to college?
To college?
I went to West Georgia College for two years and then I transferred and went to
Georgia State University, but I never graduated.
Okay.
Never graduated.
No.
What happened?
I moved to New York.
You moved to New York and just gave it up.
Did you graduate?
Come on.
It took him seven years to graduate.
Yeah, I had to take correspondence classes through the Florida State Prison
System.
Isn't that interesting?
This is before the internet.
The fact that you two got it together to be successful is nuts.
I think scrappy is what we have in common.
We're fucking scrappies.
That's a trashy girl thing.
We're scrappy.
We're scrappy.
Okay, I love it, baby.
Cheating off some murderer.
Come on, ice pick.
Give me the answer.
They sent me a box of books and a folder of tests and then they were like,
there you go.
That's before the internet.
This is before the internet.
I mean, the internet was there, but the classes weren't lined up.
Sure, yeah.
And so, yeah, I left Florida State, but I hadn't graduated.
I still was six hours shy.
So I had to take a something, whatever the book.
I didn't learn much.
Whatever the group of writers that wrote like To Kill a Mockingbird and all
those American
writers.
Okay.
And then-
Harper Lee.
Whatever.
That area of time and then some other thing.
Area of time.
Of Viking longships.
Correspondence courses, huh?
Viking longships.
I had to do fucking- I don't know.
Viking longships.
What?
My mom wrote it.
You two are my favorite people in the world.
25 years-
Holy shit!
25 years old and I called my mom and I said, can you just please write this
paper for me?
And she was like, I got to graduate college and I'm fucking done.
Your thesis was on pontoon boats?
And where did you two meet exactly?
At a bowling alley.
We met in LA at a bowling alley.
You met in LA.
So you moved- what did you move to New York for originally?
I moved to New York just to study acting.
Okay.
Okay.
And I did that.
Okay.
And then started writing when I was here.
Uh-huh.
And then I thought, I got- I got- you know, I'm from rural Georgia.
Sure.
So after being in the city for a while, I was like, I need a little bit of
nature.
Yes, and space.
It's too much city for me.
So I was like, well, I'll try LA.
And I moved out to LA and dropped acting entirely.
I was like, I don't think this is for me.
Okay.
They told her.
They told her.
Can I tell some of your stories?
Because he's a better storyteller than I am?
No, no, no, no.
And they told her, they told her, you need to gain weight or lose weight.
You're either the fat chick or the hot chick.
Ah, right.
And she was like, I- why can't I just be me?
And at the same time, you edit this out if you don't want to put this in.
She went to a party and she met a woman who they said the same thing to her.
And she goes, oh, I'm going big.
I'm going big.
Just laying into it?
Yes.
And that woman was?
Melissa McCarthy.
Whoa.
Yeah.
And it worked out.
Yeah.
It worked out.
I'm doing the same thing, baby.
Hey, me too.
How fat do you guys want me?
He said 600.
I'll do it.
You want me- I can't shower by myself fat?
Hey, fame comes with a price, baby.
And that's two McDoubles.
Okay.
All right.
So you guys meet at a bowling alley.
Yeah.
And how long was the courtship?
How long did you guys date?
You don't remember?
Go ahead.
Oh, you don't remember.
That is the one thing he doesn't want to tell?
A year and a half.
Okay.
A year and a half.
I also just heard the very sweet story where you called her every day at like 9
a.m.
Every day.
Right?
Yeah, yeah.
What are you doing this noche?
Yeah.
And the day after they met, he called her every day at 9 a.m.
Every day.
9 a.m.
Yeah, that is creeper status.
Yeah, baby.
I'm out in front of your house.
What are you doing?
When you like something, you like it.
Get to go better.
I like liking shit.
I like liking it.
He's an all or nothing guy.
That's for sure.
Sure.
He's all in.
He was all in from the beginning.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Although he didn't know it himself.
He'd always be like, yeah, this is my friend Leanne.
And at a certain point, I was like, dude, I'm your girlfriend.
You call me every day.
We got two kids, man.
What the fuck?
Stop calling me your boy.
This is my buddy Leanne.
Right?
This is my friend Leanne.
And where was the honeymoon?
Remind me again.
Oh, wow.
Oh, that's a story.
I believe you told us a little bit about this when you were on.
Maybe not.
I thought so, but I can't.
I don't know.
It was Little Palm Island in the Keys.
It's a private island that is, my dad said, I can get a deal on it.
And so we said, great.
So we booked it.
And he goes, normally it's pretty expensive, but you'll be fine.
And so we booked it and we went.
And it was, I mean, everyone was like millionaires.
And you guys aren't swinging at this point.
Oh, at the time, our wedding cost us $5,000 because that's all I had.
I mean, that was it.
So we couldn't afford like anything.
Sure.
Did they charge you for the church that was on your land?
No, that's all the food?
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
The food.
Oh, okay.
And like the DJ.
Do you remember where you got the food?
No, no, no.
At our food?
For our wedding?
Yeah.
My family made all the food.
No way.
Yes.
I paid for the stuff, but my grandfather made, we had like barbecue.
So my grandfather made pulled pork.
Uh-huh.
My grandmother made coleslaw.
My aunt made potato salad.
Brunswick stew.
Yes.
My grandmother made Brunswick stew.
My cousins did.
What's Brunswick stew?
Oh, wow.
Probably rabbit or something in there.
No.
There's something you shouldn't be eating in there.
No, there is.
You're right.
I knew it.
I knew it.
You're right.
There's no veal in it, I can tell you that much.
No, there ain't no veal.
No.
Just the veal.
I always said you have to grade the South on a curve, but this is serenic.
Ah, but yeah.
What's in it?
Brunswick stew is a stew that has tomatoes.
You're leading strong with tomatoes.
Right?
Corn.
Okay.
And pretty much whatever's left over from the pig.
Okay.
Snout, you know, ear, whatever's left over, and they kind of shred it all,
grind it all.
Is it good?
It's fucking amazing.
It's got to be great.
It is so good.
I want to see that wedding invitation.
Choice of snout or tail, whatever you want to have.
But you don't tell anybody that.
You just say, here's some Brunswick stew.
Hope you like it.
It's really fucking good.
So you paid for the wedding to get started.
I did.
My dad paid for the DJ, but I paid for everything else.
They said, at our wedding, you can either dance or drink.
That's right.
You can't do both.
That's right.
We had to get special permission.
So my dad was like, hey, you know.
Like Footloose?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So my dad had to go to the deacons of the church and say, hey, he's Catholic.
So, like, these Catholics are going to drink.
Like, there's nothing we can do about it.
These heathens are coming to death.
Hey, for the record, my grandma wouldn't go because they were Baptists.
We're Baptists.
My grandma was like, why would he be a Baptist?
Yeah.
That's old school.
The South is different, man.
I mean, like, right?
Holy.
It's a different level of garbage.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You guys might have teed one up perfectly today.
I ain't doing the Macarena with no Baptists.
All right.
Oh, nobody in my family danced at all.
Nobody.
Her dad had a panic attack.
Nobody.
And left.
He didn't even dance with me.
That woman's showing her ankles.
All right.
Oh, her.
Oh, my God.
I just thought of something.
I forgot about this.
I got ready at my cousin's house and drove myself to my wedding in a pickup
truck by myself.
Oh, my God.
Because I was just like, well, I guess it's time to go.
And nobody's here, so I'll just drive myself in my pickup truck.
Secret time.
Leanne was pregnant at the time.
Yeah.
Secret time.
And we said, as a joke.
Not a secret anymore.
Georgia doesn't know.
I know.
Well, she might know now.
Leanne was, they were like, hey, does anyone have a shotgun?
We'd love to take a picture with a shotgun.
And everyone raised their hands.
They all have shotguns.
So, we took a shotgun.
We took a picture with the two of us, my dad and our preacher.
My dad's holding a shotgun.
That's one of our wedding pictures.
Yeah.
They knew.
They knew.
Oh, everybody knew.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, I was 30.
It was just Georgia that doesn't know I'm picking up on that.
I was 32.
I was 32.
Yeah, I was not like, yeah.
It was not my first rodeo.
And how was the old man when he found that out?
Did you guys hit it off right away?
Or was there a little bit of a...
Me and her dad hit it off right away.
But my parents were extremely...
My dad...
I'd already bought the wedding ring.
The engagement ring with my dad.
My dad and I sat in...
Before we knew I was pregnant.
Before she knew she was pregnant.
Okay.
We were already headed that way.
Nice.
And I told my dad.
I said, we were at the beach.
And I said, he goes, so what's going on with this chick?
I said, I want to marry her.
And he was like, whoa.
Are you serious?
I said, yeah.
She had dumped me.
And it destroyed me.
And I was like...
And I prayed to God.
If you give me this woman back, I won't fuck it up.
And I'll be with her forever.
This will be the one.
And then he made a mixtape and put it on my windshield of my car.
Man.
And he wrote me a note that said, please listen to track number eight.
Track number eight is everything I feel.
I really fucked up.
And track number eight describes exactly what's going on for me.
Just listen to track eight.
Why don't you just make track eight track one?
Right?
Why don't you have her fucking scan eight fucking tracks, Bert?
Fucking Steve the stalker over here.
He wants you to stay there and stay there and stay there.
Track eight, right?
Right, he won't, too.
I'll do one more.
Holy shit.
Creep.
What was the breakup about?
Oh, fucking let's change it.
No, you got me, too?
He was coming too quick.
That was a problem.
Oh, back then I was laying it down.
All right.
What's the next question, guys?
All right, next, please.
Let me say this.
What an American success story.
Yeah.
I mean, it's fucking wild, man.
Talk about two people having each other's backs and look what you've both
accomplished.
It's fucking wild.
There's a moment in our lives.
So, like, I have to say this.
So, when I was doing The Road and featuring and then getting into headlining,
but it was
like $1,300 a week.
Yeah, where were you at?
When you guys got married, where were you at in your career?
Oh, I was a feature.
I was a feature act.
Featuring?
Yeah, I was featuring.
I was not headlining yet.
I hadn't had my first headlining date.
I didn't start headlining.
You weren't even, like, middling.
I actually, when we first met, you're right, I wasn't even middling.
Yeah, I was hosting or something.
I was hosting, yeah.
She's a straight shooter.
I'll tell you that right now.
You barely had 15.
Is that bad?
You were peppered in crowd work when you had the feature.
No, but I just want to be like, that's where he was.
He was like, no.
Sure.
She lives in the truth.
No, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Which is interesting that she's married to me.
And he wasn't making 500 bucks.
He was making 500 bucks a weekend, not 15.
He didn't have a random money.
He didn't know how much money he makes now.
Yeah, you're right.
You control all the finances.
I don't know about control.
But.
Because he buys a lot of shit without my knowledge or permission.
What the fuck?
He's got two Rolexes on it.
I didn't even see that.
He's got two what?
Exactly.
He's new money trash, and I'm here for it.
He's bougie Burt.
I love it.
I feel like they're both wrong.
They're probably two different time zones.
Yeah, one of those definitely isn't set to daylight savings.
Neither of them are right.
Wait, how did I not see that you walked in with two watches on?
Yeah.
So clearly I'm not.
Also, you got two watches.
You showed up late today.
What the fuck?
Let's get this guy a third watch, please, Peter.
Wait a minute, dude.
Why are you wearing two watches?
We were in Vegas, and we.
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The Kreischers Break Are You Garbage w/ Bert & LeeAnn Kreischer

Are you garbage?
Leanne, we have had Bert on.
We know he's certified garbage.
We do do want a little bit of a background check on you.
We know you're from rural Georgia.
Yeah.
All right.
Give us a little bit of that backstory.
No, how rural?
How close was your closest neighbor?
Oh, God.
Hold on.
Hang on.
This is the area.
This is so rural.
Families live on land.
Right.
So neighbors are all related.
Right.
That's right.
Like you have like a family has an area, right?
Well, I grew up on a road called Dot Road.
Okay.
Hold on.
They get worse.
Hold on.
Nobody has ever said I grew up on a road.
I did.
It's Dot Road.
Dot Road was not paved when I was a kid, but it became paved as I grew up.
Okay.
We were related to everybody on the whole mile and a half long road.
And the end of the road was a community called Bug Scuffle.
I told you.
I told you.
I brought a fucking baller in here.
So.
Bert's bringing in fucking ringers, dude.
That ain't fair.
What the fuck, man?
Funny thing about Bug Scuffle.
They were all doctors.
So how long does the land go back in your family?
Well, there's a church on the land that's in my family.
And I think the sign on the front says 1840.
Whoa.
What the?
We got married in that church.
We got married in that church.
Really?
Really?
So one room, white clapboard, one room church.
Her grandfather went to school in that church.
Both my grandparents went to school in that church.
He rode the mule down the street.
There was also the hospital, I think, too.
Right?
Could be.
Could be.
A couple of heart transplants in that place.
There was a swingers lounge at once.
Tell them that story.
An 1800 swingers lounge?
Yeah.
Maybe not in that community.
And where did you go to high school?
I went to the local house, the high school, Bowden High School.
Okay.
And what was the mascot there?
Red Devil.
All right.
The Red Devils.
Or the Jews.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Red Devil was a tailor.
There's a picture of Larry David.
Our first cut in the new studio.
We're playing the Hellburners next weekend.
Oh, wow.
Yes.
Okay.
Wow, we're in here.
And how many brothers and sisters do you have?
None.
None?
You're your only child?
None.
No.
Okay.
What did your parents do for a living growing up?
Well, when I was little, my dad's a mechanic still, auto mechanic.
Okay.
And when I was really little, my mom worked in the local factory that made men's
suits.
So she sewed suits.
But she later became a model.
When they divorced, we moved to Atlanta.
Really?
Really?
Beautiful woman.
Whoa.
Absolutely beautiful.
She was the highest paid model in Atlanta for about nine years.
No kill.
Yeah.
Yeah, I didn't know that.
But, yeah.
She's from a smaller town than my dad and I are from.
Was there two guys there?
Pretty much, yeah.
A smaller town than Scud Buffett?
What are you talking about?
Yeah, it's pretty small.
Pretty small.
The mayor's a frog.
Yeah, right?
The mayor's a frog.
And then where did you go to school?
Where did you go to college?
To college?
I went to West Georgia College for two years and then I transferred and went to
Georgia State University, but I never graduated.
Okay.
Never graduated.
No.
What happened?
I moved to New York.
You moved to New York and just gave it up.
Did you graduate?
Come on.
It took him seven years to graduate.
Yeah, I had to take correspondence classes through the Florida State Prison
System.
Isn't that interesting?
This is before the internet.
The fact that you two got it together to be successful is nuts.
I think scrappy is what we have in common.
We're fucking scrappies.
That's a trashy girl thing.
We're scrappy.
We're scrappy.
Okay, I love it, baby.
Cheating off some murderer.
Come on, ice pick.
Give me the answer.
They sent me a box of books and a folder of tests and then they were like,
there you go.
That's before the internet.
This is before the internet.
I mean, the internet was there, but the classes weren't lined up.
Sure, yeah.
And so, yeah, I left Florida State, but I hadn't graduated.
I still was six hours shy.
So I had to take a something, whatever the book.
I didn't learn much.
Whatever the group of writers that wrote like To Kill a Mockingbird and all
those American
writers.
Okay.
And then-
Harper Lee.
Whatever.
That area of time and then some other thing.
Area of time.
Of Viking longships.
Correspondence courses, huh?
Viking longships.
I had to do fucking- I don't know.
Viking longships.
What?
My mom wrote it.
You two are my favorite people in the world.
25 years-
Holy shit!
25 years old and I called my mom and I said, can you just please write this
paper for me?
And she was like, I got to graduate college and I'm fucking done.
Your thesis was on pontoon boats?
And where did you two meet exactly?
At a bowling alley.
We met in LA at a bowling alley.
You met in LA.
So you moved- what did you move to New York for originally?
I moved to New York just to study acting.
Okay.
Okay.
And I did that.
Okay.
And then started writing when I was here.
Uh-huh.
And then I thought, I got- I got- you know, I'm from rural Georgia.
Sure.
So after being in the city for a while, I was like, I need a little bit of
nature.
Yes, and space.
It's too much city for me.
So I was like, well, I'll try LA.
And I moved out to LA and dropped acting entirely.
I was like, I don't think this is for me.
Okay.
They told her.
They told her.
Can I tell some of your stories?
Because he's a better storyteller than I am?
No, no, no, no.
And they told her, they told her, you need to gain weight or lose weight.
You're either the fat chick or the hot chick.
Ah, right.
And she was like, I- why can't I just be me?
And at the same time, you edit this out if you don't want to put this in.
She went to a party and she met a woman who they said the same thing to her.
And she goes, oh, I'm going big.
I'm going big.
Just laying into it?
Yes.
And that woman was?
Melissa McCarthy.
Whoa.
Yeah.
And it worked out.
Yeah.
It worked out.
I'm doing the same thing, baby.
Hey, me too.
How fat do you guys want me?
He said 600.
I'll do it.
You want me- I can't shower by myself fat?
Hey, fame comes with a price, baby.
And that's two McDoubles.
Okay.
All right.
So you guys meet at a bowling alley.
Yeah.
And how long was the courtship?
How long did you guys date?
You don't remember?
Go ahead.
Oh, you don't remember.
That is the one thing he doesn't want to tell?
A year and a half.
Okay.
A year and a half.
I also just heard the very sweet story where you called her every day at like 9
a.m.
Every day.
Right?
Yeah, yeah.
What are you doing this noche?
Yeah.
And the day after they met, he called her every day at 9 a.m.
Every day.
9 a.m.
Yeah, that is creeper status.
Yeah, baby.
I'm out in front of your house.
What are you doing?
When you like something, you like it.
Get to go better.
I like liking shit.
I like liking it.
He's an all or nothing guy.
That's for sure.
Sure.
He's all in.
He was all in from the beginning.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Although he didn't know it himself.
He'd always be like, yeah, this is my friend Leanne.
And at a certain point, I was like, dude, I'm your girlfriend.
You call me every day.
We got two kids, man.
What the fuck?
Stop calling me your boy.
This is my buddy Leanne.
Right?
This is my friend Leanne.
And where was the honeymoon?
Remind me again.
Oh, wow.
Oh, that's a story.
I believe you told us a little bit about this when you were on.
Maybe not.
I thought so, but I can't.
I don't know.
It was Little Palm Island in the Keys.
It's a private island that is, my dad said, I can get a deal on it.
And so we said, great.
So we booked it.
And he goes, normally it's pretty expensive, but you'll be fine.
And so we booked it and we went.
And it was, I mean, everyone was like millionaires.
And you guys aren't swinging at this point.
Oh, at the time, our wedding cost us $5,000 because that's all I had.
I mean, that was it.
So we couldn't afford like anything.
Sure.
Did they charge you for the church that was on your land?
No, that's all the food?
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
The food.
Oh, okay.
And like the DJ.
Do you remember where you got the food?
No, no, no.
At our food?
For our wedding?
Yeah.
My family made all the food.
No way.
Yes.
I paid for the stuff, but my grandfather made, we had like barbecue.
So my grandfather made pulled pork.
Uh-huh.
My grandmother made coleslaw.
My aunt made potato salad.
Brunswick stew.
Yes.
My grandmother made Brunswick stew.
My cousins did.
What's Brunswick stew?
Oh, wow.
Probably rabbit or something in there.
No.
There's something you shouldn't be eating in there.
No, there is.
You're right.
I knew it.
I knew it.
You're right.
There's no veal in it, I can tell you that much.
No, there ain't no veal.
No.
Just the veal.
I always said you have to grade the South on a curve, but this is serenic.
Ah, but yeah.
What's in it?
Brunswick stew is a stew that has tomatoes.
You're leading strong with tomatoes.
Right?
Corn.
Okay.
And pretty much whatever's left over from the pig.
Okay.
Snout, you know, ear, whatever's left over, and they kind of shred it all,
grind it all.
Is it good?
It's fucking amazing.
It's got to be great.
It is so good.
I want to see that wedding invitation.
Choice of snout or tail, whatever you want to have.
But you don't tell anybody that.
You just say, here's some Brunswick stew.
Hope you like it.
It's really fucking good.
So you paid for the wedding to get started.
I did.
My dad paid for the DJ, but I paid for everything else.
They said, at our wedding, you can either dance or drink.
That's right.
You can't do both.
That's right.
We had to get special permission.
So my dad was like, hey, you know.
Like Footloose?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So my dad had to go to the deacons of the church and say, hey, he's Catholic.
So, like, these Catholics are going to drink.
Like, there's nothing we can do about it.
These heathens are coming to death.
Hey, for the record, my grandma wouldn't go because they were Baptists.
We're Baptists.
My grandma was like, why would he be a Baptist?
Yeah.
That's old school.
The South is different, man.
I mean, like, right?
Holy.
It's a different level of garbage.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You guys might have teed one up perfectly today.
I ain't doing the Macarena with no Baptists.
All right.
Oh, nobody in my family danced at all.
Nobody.
Her dad had a panic attack.
Nobody.
And left.
He didn't even dance with me.
That woman's showing her ankles.
All right.
Oh, her.
Oh, my God.
I just thought of something.
I forgot about this.
I got ready at my cousin's house and drove myself to my wedding in a pickup
truck by myself.
Oh, my God.
Because I was just like, well, I guess it's time to go.
And nobody's here, so I'll just drive myself in my pickup truck.
Secret time.
Leanne was pregnant at the time.
Yeah.
Secret time.
And we said, as a joke.
Not a secret anymore.
Georgia doesn't know.
I know.
Well, she might know now.
Leanne was, they were like, hey, does anyone have a shotgun?
We'd love to take a picture with a shotgun.
And everyone raised their hands.
They all have shotguns.
So, we took a shotgun.
We took a picture with the two of us, my dad and our preacher.
My dad's holding a shotgun.
That's one of our wedding pictures.
Yeah.
They knew.
They knew.
Oh, everybody knew.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, I was 30.
It was just Georgia that doesn't know I'm picking up on that.
I was 32.
I was 32.
Yeah, I was not like, yeah.
It was not my first rodeo.
And how was the old man when he found that out?
Did you guys hit it off right away?
Or was there a little bit of a...
Me and her dad hit it off right away.
But my parents were extremely...
My dad...
I'd already bought the wedding ring.
The engagement ring with my dad.
My dad and I sat in...
Before we knew I was pregnant.
Before she knew she was pregnant.
Okay.
We were already headed that way.
Nice.
And I told my dad.
I said, we were at the beach.
And I said, he goes, so what's going on with this chick?
I said, I want to marry her.
And he was like, whoa.
Are you serious?
I said, yeah.
She had dumped me.
And