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We want to do a little recap, you know what I mean?
We got a couple of new cues here we want to toss at you, see what's going on.
Let's do it.
Just off the rip, doing well, deserve everything you got.
Let's not forget that.
Thanks, man.
You saw the $52,000 back there from Mr. Segura from his birthday dinner.
Wow.
Do you got anything that can compare to that?
What are you dropping these days on a nice din-din?
The most I've spent on a dinner.
You take 15 people at the dinner on a fucking wedding.
New York.
It's a lot.
It's a lot.
It's a lot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I do feel guilty if they pay.
Is that weird?
You should.
They're all your employees, though.
If it's us, yeah, you should.
Yeah.
Yeah, they work.
I mean, if you're going out with other rich guys, you know, you can spread the
wealth.
Oh, no, no.
We definitely, yeah, yeah.
If you're the richest guy at the table.
You got to put it down.
You got to do it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Otherwise, dude, if we went out and you were like, Kevin, you had to.
Do you let Toby pay?
Never.
Never once?
Never once.
Toby?
I'm going to make reach for his wallet, this fucking kid.
It wouldn't kill him to pick up an Uber from time to time.
Well, I'm going to split a tax write-off?
What are we talking about?
That's right.
Oh, I love when people act like tax write-offs make it free.
Yeah.
That's how you know nobody's written off.
What do you mean?
You're going to write it off.
I'm going to make some money to pay the fucking taxes.
In our head, that's all free.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're going to learn the hard way, my boy.
I know, I know, we know.
We're downsizing the studio.
We're moving back.
We need more authentic.
We're moving in with you, Shultzy.
Who the fuck's buying Fiji water?
This guy upraised the fucking Fiji.
Do you remember Comics Comedy Club?
That was closed before we got here, but I know the story.
That's how I knew that club was going under, because they started with Voss,
and like three
weeks later, they were on Poland Spring, and I was like, oh, this shit is
closing, dude.
Soak up the spots while you can, boys.
Poland Spring in three weeks?
That's a tough, that's a, you know.
From glass bottles to the shit that don't even stand on the table?
To the wobbly ones?
You know someone got that monthly invoice and was like, what the, we spent
three grand on
water?
I got it.
We're about to turn the lights off in here.
Oh, man.
A couple of weeks.
Yeah, I'm trying to think.
Most expensive dinner.
Because you go out a lot, you know?
We go out a lot.
Yeah, it's nothing like time.
I mean, 52 is crazy.
Well, no, we just did YMH as well, and he said, we talked about it, and he was
like,
that was a shut the restaurant down and fill it with, like, friends.
All right.
That was like a, that was a big, big to-do.
Most expensive so far.
I haven't gotten paid back for this.
I don't know if I'll get paid back.
From who?
But Burning Man, taking the boys to Burning Man.
Oh, that looked.
Oh.
That was fucking pricey.
That was all fresh duds and everything, too.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was probably expensive.
And I'm supposed to get paid back, but it's like so much time is gone.
Yeah.
You can't.
What was the deal?
I'll get it, and then everybody send me X, and nobody sent X?
Yeah, I think.
I don't know.
No, they all took X.
As long as we're making money.
I didn't even know I was there, man.
I'm the same way.
I'm the same way.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm like, oh, we'll figure that out at the end of the month.
Exactly, but if one month anything dips, you're going to be hitting everybody
out.
You start looking, and you're like, well, what the fuck?
What's Toby do anyway?
Remember what the fucking Burning Man, bro?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I definitely got the Amex card and been like, who the fuck is Toby?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just for an example, where'd you hit this week?
Where have you had dinner this week?
Are you eating dinner at home?
You know, I think, no, this week is early, so nothing really so far.
Because the missus does it right at the house, though.
Oh, she does, but she likes to go out, too.
She likes to go out.
And she's sharp with it, too.
Pretty penny on going out to dinner.
But that's how we, I don't know, that's how we party, if you will.
Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, go out for a nice dinner.
And then just judge the greatest people in the world at their craft.
Yeah, that's wild.
It's an amazing thing when you go out to a restaurant, and the nice of the
restaurant,
like, for example, a restaurant that doesn't have a Michelin star and a
restaurant that does,
the amount of, like, judgment that you bring to a Michelin.
Because you're like, do you deserve it?
You act like you.
Like, who the fuck am I?
I grew up eating at diners, you know what I mean?
Like, you're giving them the star.
Like, you're the guy who decides if they get another star.
You're just going to pluck it off the wall.
Meanwhile, I was eating chicken fingers on the way there in the Uber.
You know, I don't fucking know anything.
I literally, it's my whole life was diners, which are the best places to eat.
They're dying in New York now, though.
They fucking suck.
Wait, are they really?
There's like, this guy doesn't even know diners are going out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's how fucking rich is.
Guys, life is good.
You know what I mean?
You guys still eat at diners, bro?
If things are going well, yeah, I'll have an omelet.
It's crazy about the price of eggs.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Dude, I didn't notice that at all.
Bro, I saw all these people crying about the price of eggs.
I'm like, what the fuck has happened?
A dollar more?
You have quails drop eggs off on your balcony every morning?
You guys eat chicken eggs?
Yeah, that's great.
He's got a dinosaur egg.
He's got a pterodactyl in the backyard that's laying eggs every three months.
How bad did eggs get?
I don't, I mean, we live in New York, so it's like, oh, it went from, you know,
$9 to,
I don't know.
I think in middle America where they were like 99 cents a dozen, I think it
went up
to like five, six, seven, eight bucks or something like that.
Yeah.
But New York, it's like living in a fucking airport, man.
Everything's expensive.
Yeah, but I don't know.
I can't gauge it.
I feel like we freak out a lot about that.
I mean, this is going to sound so fucking pretentious, but like people do freak,
they'll
be like, gas went from $3.50 to $4.
Yeah.
What is that, $5 extra when you fill up the tank?
I know, but I think that was always my thought too, but I think that affects
the price of
every good then because you got to transport it.
Transportation costs go up.
Of course, of course.
Jams everybody up.
Flights go up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Then we should complain about that.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, I guess.
Because when the pump goes up 50 cents, it's like, yeah, I think we can manage.
Sure.
Sure.
If it was just that.
If it was just that.
Because we're, you know, like.
Jamming everybody up.
Yeah, but I feel like we take it out.
Like, I see the price go up and then people go, fucking Ukraine.
Yeah.
And it's just like, what?
I also don't know.
What's going on?
I'm also an idiot.
I don't know how anything connects.
Yeah.
That's like the smartest thing I ever said.
You just say a thing and then run after it.
You don't need to know anything anymore.
I'm also big on having something to complain about.
So if I can throw it on, you know.
Ukraine?
Anything.
Yeah.
Gas prices, something.
Somebody's getting it.
Everybody just trying to connect dots.
Like, milk goes up.
Goddamn, Justin Bieber.
I know, yeah.
Just fucking.
Just get after it.
I will say that's something that I learned from, like, making money is that,
like, you care
so much less about shit.
And then the people who are way more wealthy that care, you're like, man, you
don't really
care about that shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's all a game.
Like, nobody really cares.
You mean, like, the stuff where people come out, like, a famous person will
come out
and be like, X, Y, Z.
Bro, you think that Leonardo DiCaprio gives a fuck about trees?
No.
He's getting his dick blown on a yacht by three chicks.
There's no way.
He's in St. Bart's.
You gotta take five flights to get the fucking St. Bart's.
Okay?
There's no way he cares.
You just need a cause that isn't gonna piss off Republicans or Democrats.
Yeah, you need, like, a-
So you need one in the middle.
So they all still buy tickets to the movie.
Exactly.
Damn.
Schultz's gotta figure it out.
Yeah, he's gotta-
This guy's wired in, man.
That's the beauty of, like, I don't know, that's, there is some beauty in
knowing that,
like, these people don't really care, but they kinda gotta care.
Sure.
Like, that's the genius of, like, a Warren Buffett.
Like, cause if you got tons of money and you act like it, people hate you.
Hate you.
They fuckin' despise you.
You drive the same car, live in the same house, eat McDonald's every day.
Bro, Warren Buffett takes a picture once a year on a bench drinking a Diet Coke
with khakis.
And we believe that's his fuckin' life.
Then he puts on a solid gold suit.
I need the video after when he, like, throws the Diet Coke, steps in a Rolls
Royce, smacks
a girl in the fuckin' face, gets blown by some 14-year-old boy, and does what
billionaires
do.
Sure, that makes sense.
I never thought about it that way.
There's no way he lives in the same house in, where is it, Omaha?
Omaha, which you're talking?
Yeah, Omaha, Nebraska.
Omaha, Nebraska.
I've been to Omaha, Nebraska.
He doesn't live in Omaha, Nebraska.
They find some old guy from the fuckin' Six Flags commercials to walk around
like it's Warren
Buffett.
There's no way.
But it's genius, because nobody shits on Warren Buffett.
Some guy in a bodysuit cuttin' the grass.
Exactly.
I love him.
But we love him because he acts like he's poor.
You need to.
Damn.
And if you don't, this is what the billionaires do.
And you have to, because we'll just kill him.
If you don't, if you have tons of money, and you want to, like, spend it and
have fun,
you need to buy a newspaper to defend you all the time.
To defend it.
So that's.
Damn, we gotta get a newspaper, boys.
Yeah, news shit.
I don't know if we're there.
And I'm not talking a paper route either.
I want to own the thing.
But that's what, like, Bill Gates has, you know, MSNBC, like, MS is Microsoft
NBC.
And, uh.
Is it?
Yeah.
That's the thing.
We don't even know.
We just see that fuckin' lesbian yapping on the TV all the time.
We're like, ah, it has nothing to do with Bill Gates.
But there's a.
It is.
Yeah, Bezos has Washington Post.
They all have a news thing to just think he's not a bad guy.
Bezos, Bezos flexing.
Shout out to him.
He's out there flexing on the back of the yacht.
Big time.
Big time.
Big time.
Yeah.
Nice piece on his side.
I feel he doesn't care.
He's all fuckin' ripped.
Sure, yeah.
Bro, he did the wildest rich shit ever.
They broke down, he made a boat in, like, the Netherlands or some shit.
Sure.
I don't know, they're good at making boats over there.
And a super yacht.
And the yacht was so big it couldn't pass through this little, like, river area
because there
was a bridge that was built in, like, the 1500s.
So he had them just take down the bridge.
That's wild.
And then put the bridge back up.
Yeah, when you can change roads and stuff, that's fuckin' power.
Dude, roads is one thing.
A bridge?
Of an old bridge.
From the 1500s?
Bro.
Probably some paperwork involved in that.
A little bit.
Yeah.
Yeah, shout out to him, man.
He started that shit in his fuckin' garage, though.
He's flexing on the super yacht.
So that's the other thing.
But I will say this.
I was talking to Rogan.
I was like, I was like.
Shout out to Rogan.
Yo, shout out.
I want to hear you because you guys are out there.
Shout out to him.
You're a fuckin' legend.
But I was like, yo, does anybody care?
Because I find myself just caring about less things.
Like, I care about my boys.
I care about my family.
Like, you know, it's just a smaller.
For sure.
I care about, you know, I care about you guys.
I love seeing you guys succeed.
And I like seeing other, you know, my boys being with.
But like, caring about who the fuckin' governor of some state is.
I don't give a fuck about whatever election.
I don't care.
I think my thing is I never cared for the longest time.
My main care was paying rent, my cell phone getting cut off.
Yes.
All that kind of shit.
Yes.
So it was like, I mean, up until, you know, fuckin' 18 months ago or whatever
it was.
Two years.
So it was like, that was my main call.
Like, my main thing.
And now I'm like, I don't give a fuck about it.
I just don't, I also don't have an opinion on anything political.
No, I don't, nothing.
I'm just an idiot.
Bro, it's exhausting.
I used to care so much.
I don't know.
I didn't even know fuckin' MS stood for Microsoft.
Yeah.
Schultz is going to Mars, man.
He's fuckin' leaving it all behind.
Bro, I might take a trip, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
If Bezos hits me up, he bribes me, I take a little trip.
I go to Mars.
It's just the wildest thing, man, like, to fake kids.
Like, I have my friends that, like, still are, like, politically engaged and
shit.
And they'll be like, these drag queens are teaching kids or whatever.
Like, have you heard this thing?
Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everybody's upset.
It's like the new thing.
And I'll have to be like, ah, damn, bro.
Shucks.
Yeah, we gotta pick the school where that doesn't happen.
Golly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, I don't give a fuck.
I know.
I don't care.
I'm the same way.
I do not care if the drag queens are teaching my kids.
You don't have any skin in the game at the moment.
Exactly.
Yeah, you have no skin in the game.
But that's what Rogan said.
He's like, yo, once you have kids, you start caring about everything again.
Sure.
It's not about you.
It's just about the kids.
Yeah, of course.
And the world that they could grow up in.
And I was like, okay, that makes sense.
So now I'm in this, like, weird time where my wife and I are fucking trying to
have kids.
But we don't have them yet.
So I'm just enjoying being able to not give a slime fuck about anything.
You're over there judging spicy tuna rolls.
Bro, that's it.
Giving the sous chef dirty looks.
It was wet.
Why is this tuna roll so wet, buddy?
What'd you get this uni, the East River?
Are you reading anything right now, Schultzy?

The Richest Guy at the Table w/ Andrew Schulz

We want to do a little recap, you know what I mean?
We got a couple of new cues here we want to toss at you, see what's going on.
Let's do it.
Just off the rip, doing well, deserve everything you got.
Let's not forget that.
Thanks, man.
You saw the $52,000 back there from Mr. Segura from his birthday dinner.
Wow.
Do you got anything that can compare to that?
What are you dropping these days on a nice din-din?
The most I've spent on a dinner.
You take 15 people at the dinner on a fucking wedding.
New York.
It's a lot.
It's a lot.
It's a lot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I do feel guilty if they pay.
Is that weird?
You should.
They're all your employees, though.
If it's us, yeah, you should.
Yeah.
Yeah, they work.
I mean, if you're going out with other rich guys, you know, you can spread the
wealth.
Oh, no, no.
We definitely, yeah, yeah.
If you're the richest guy at the table.
You got to put it down.
You got to do it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Otherwise, dude, if we went out and you were like, Kevin, you had to.
Do you let Toby pay?
Never.
Never once?
Never once.
Toby?
I'm going to make reach for his wallet, this fucking kid.
It wouldn't kill him to pick up an Uber from time to time.
Well, I'm going to split a tax write-off?
What are we talking about?
That's right.
Oh, I love when people act like tax write-offs make it free.
Yeah.
That's how you know nobody's written off.
What do you mean?
You're going to write it off.
I'm going to make some money to pay the fucking taxes.
In our head, that's all free.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're going to learn the hard way, my boy.
I know, I know, we know.
We're downsizing the studio.
We're moving back.
We need more authentic.
We're moving in with you, Shultzy.
Who the fuck's buying Fiji water?
This guy upraised the fucking Fiji.
Do you remember Comics Comedy Club?
That was closed before we got here, but I know the story.
That's how I knew that club was going under, because they started with Voss,
and like three
weeks later, they were on Poland Spring, and I was like, oh, this shit is
closing, dude.
Soak up the spots while you can, boys.
Poland Spring in three weeks?
That's a tough, that's a, you know.
From glass bottles to the shit that don't even stand on the table?
To the wobbly ones?
You know someone got that monthly invoice and was like, what the, we spent
three grand on
water?
I got it.
We're about to turn the lights off in here.
Oh, man.
A couple of weeks.
Yeah, I'm trying to think.
Most expensive dinner.
Because you go out a lot, you know?
We go out a lot.
Yeah, it's nothing like time.
I mean, 52 is crazy.
Well, no, we just did YMH as well, and he said, we talked about it, and he was
like,
that was a shut the restaurant down and fill it with, like, friends.
All right.
That was like a, that was a big, big to-do.
Most expensive so far.
I haven't gotten paid back for this.
I don't know if I'll get paid back.
From who?
But Burning Man, taking the boys to Burning Man.
Oh, that looked.
Oh.
That was fucking pricey.
That was all fresh duds and everything, too.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was probably expensive.
And I'm supposed to get paid back, but it's like so much time is gone.
Yeah.
You can't.
What was the deal?
I'll get it, and then everybody send me X, and nobody sent X?
Yeah, I think.
I don't know.
No, they all took X.
As long as we're making money.
I didn't even know I was there, man.
I'm the same way.
I'm the same way.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm like, oh, we'll figure that out at the end of the month.
Exactly, but if one month anything dips, you're going to be hitting everybody
out.
You start looking, and you're like, well, what the fuck?
What's Toby do anyway?
Remember what the fucking Burning Man, bro?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I definitely got the Amex card and been like, who the fuck is Toby?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just for an example, where'd you hit this week?
Where have you had dinner this week?
Are you eating dinner at home?
You know, I think, no, this week is early, so nothing really so far.
Because the missus does it right at the house, though.
Oh, she does, but she likes to go out, too.
She likes to go out.
And she's sharp with it, too.
Pretty penny on going out to dinner.
But that's how we, I don't know, that's how we party, if you will.
Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, go out for a nice dinner.
And then just judge the greatest people in the world at their craft.
Yeah, that's wild.
It's an amazing thing when you go out to a restaurant, and the nice of the
restaurant,
like, for example, a restaurant that doesn't have a Michelin star and a
restaurant that does,
the amount of, like, judgment that you bring to a Michelin.
Because you're like, do you deserve it?
You act like you.
Like, who the fuck am I?
I grew up eating at diners, you know what I mean?
Like, you're giving them the star.
Like, you're the guy who decides if they get another star.
You're just going to pluck it off the wall.
Meanwhile, I was eating chicken fingers on the way there in the Uber.
You know, I don't fucking know anything.
I literally, it's my whole life was diners, which are the best places to eat.
They're dying in New York now, though.
They fucking suck.
Wait, are they really?
There's like, this guy doesn't even know diners are going out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's how fucking rich is.
Guys, life is good.
You know what I mean?
You guys still eat at diners, bro?
If things are going well, yeah, I'll have an omelet.
It's crazy about the price of eggs.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Dude, I didn't notice that at all.
Bro, I saw all these people crying about the price of eggs.
I'm like, what the fuck has happened?
A dollar more?
You have quails drop eggs off on your balcony every morning?
You guys eat chicken eggs?
Yeah, that's great.
He's got a dinosaur egg.
He's got a pterodactyl in the backyard that's laying eggs every three months.
How bad did eggs get?
I don't, I mean, we live in New York, so it's like, oh, it went from, you know,
$9 to,
I don't know.
I think in middle America where they were like 99 cents a dozen, I think it
went up
to like five, six, seven, eight bucks or something like that.
Yeah.
But New York, it's like living in a fucking airport, man.
Everything's expensive.
Yeah, but I don't know.
I can't gauge it.
I feel like we freak out a lot about that.
I mean, this is going to sound so fucking pretentious, but like people do freak,
they'll
be like, gas went from $3.50 to $4.
Yeah.
What is that, $5 extra when you fill up the tank?
I know, but I think that was always my thought too, but I think that affects
the price of
every good then because you got to transport it.
Transportation costs go up.
Of course, of course.
Jams everybody up.
Flights go up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Then we should complain about that.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, I guess.
Because when the pump goes up 50 cents, it's like, yeah, I think we can manage.
Sure.
Sure.
If it was just that.
If it was just that.
Because we're, you know, like.
Jamming everybody up.
Yeah, but I feel like we take it out.
Like, I see the price go up and then people go, fucking Ukraine.
Yeah.
And it's just like, what?
I also don't know.
What's going on?
I'm also an idiot.
I don't know how anything connects.
Yeah.
That's like the smartest thing I ever said.
You just say a thing and then run after it.
You don't need to know anything anymore.
I'm also big on having something to complain about.
So if I can throw it on, you know.
Ukraine?
Anything.
Yeah.
Gas prices, something.
Somebody's getting it.
Everybody just trying to connect dots.
Like, milk goes up.
Goddamn, Justin Bieber.
I know, yeah.
Just fucking.
Just get after it.
I will say that's something that I learned from, like, making money is that,
like, you care
so much less about shit.
And then the people who are way more wealthy that care, you're like, man, you
don't really
care about that shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's all a game.
Like, nobody really cares.
You mean, like, the stuff where people come out, like, a famous person will
come out
and be like, X, Y, Z.
Bro, you think that Leonardo DiCaprio gives a fuck about trees?
No.
He's getting his dick blown on a yacht by three chicks.
There's no way.
He's in St. Bart's.
You gotta take five flights to get the fucking St. Bart's.
Okay?
There's no way he cares.
You just need a cause that isn't gonna piss off Republicans or Democrats.
Yeah, you need, like, a-
So you need one in the middle.
So they all still buy tickets to the movie.
Exactly.
Damn.
Schultz's gotta figure it out.
Yeah, he's gotta-
This guy's wired in, man.
That's the beauty of, like, I don't know, that's, there is some beauty in
knowing that,
like, these people don't really care, but they kinda gotta care.
Sure.
Like, that's the genius of, like, a Warren Buffett.
Like, cause if you got tons of money and you act like it, people hate you.
Hate you.
They fuckin' despise you.
You drive the same car, live in the same house, eat McDonald's every day.
Bro, Warren Buffett takes a picture once a year on a bench drinking a Diet Coke
with khakis.
And we believe that's his fuckin' life.
Then he puts on a solid gold suit.
I need the video after when he, like, throws the Diet Coke, steps in a Rolls
Royce, smacks
a girl in the fuckin' face, gets blown by some 14-year-old boy, and does what
billionaires
do.
Sure, that makes sense.
I never thought about it that way.
There's no way he lives in the same house in, where is it, Omaha?
Omaha, which you're talking?
Yeah, Omaha, Nebraska.
Omaha, Nebraska.
I've been to Omaha, Nebraska.
He doesn't live in Omaha, Nebraska.
They find some old guy from the fuckin' Six Flags commercials to walk around
like it's Warren
Buffett.
There's no way.
But it's genius, because nobody shits on Warren Buffett.
Some guy in a bodysuit cuttin' the grass.
Exactly.
I love him.
But we love him because he acts like he's poor.
You need to.
Damn.
And if you don't, this is what the billionaires do.
And you have to, because we'll just kill him.
If you don't, if you have tons of money, and you want to, like, spend it and
have fun,
you need to buy a newspaper to defend you all the time.
To defend it.
So that's.
Damn, we gotta get a newspaper, boys.
Yeah, news shit.
I don't know if we're there.
And I'm not talking a paper route either.
I want to own the thing.
But that's what, like, Bill Gates has, you know, MSNBC, like, MS is Microsoft
NBC.
And, uh.
Is it?
Yeah.
That's the thing.
We don't even know.
We just see that fuckin' lesbian yapping on the TV all the time.
We're like, ah, it has nothing to do with Bill Gates.
But there's a.
It is.
Yeah, Bezos has Washington Post.
They all have a news thing to just think he's not a bad guy.
Bezos, Bezos flexing.
Shout out to him.
He's out there flexing on the back of the yacht.
Big time.
Big time.
Big time.
Yeah.
Nice piece on his side.
I feel he doesn't care.
He's all fuckin' ripped.
Sure, yeah.
Bro, he did the wildest rich shit ever.
They broke down, he made a boat in, like, the Netherlands or some shit.
Sure.
I don't know, they're good at making boats over there.
And a super yacht.
And the yacht was so big it couldn't pass through this little, like, river area
because there
was a bridge that was built in, like, the 1500s.
So he had them just take down the bridge.
That's wild.
And then put the bridge back up.
Yeah, when you can change roads and stuff, that's fuckin' power.
Dude, roads is one thing.
A bridge?
Of an old bridge.
From the 1500s?
Bro.
Probably some paperwork involved in that.
A little bit.
Yeah.
Yeah, shout out to him, man.
He started that shit in his fuckin' garage, though.
He's flexing on the super yacht.
So that's the other thing.
But I will say this.
I was talking to Rogan.
I was like, I was like.
Shout out to Rogan.
Yo, shout out.
I want to hear you because you guys are out there.
Shout out to him.
You're a fuckin' legend.
But I was like, yo, does anybody care?
Because I find myself just caring about less things.
Like, I care about my boys.
I care about my family.