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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Life as a Road Dawg w/ Tommy Pope & Chris O'Connor' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-26. Transcript available.

What you guys been on a road what's how do you do in a road you guys share in a
room on a road now now
We're separate room money now
It goes count surfing then it goes sleep in the same twin
Then you sleep in separate Queens. Yeah, you sleep in the same
O'Connor walked in acting like someone just shot his mom out for now. I felt
like you were mad at us
Dude, the guy didn't take the highway took local roads who fucking driver
Local roads you're in what are you talking about?
Yeah, he like dude get on the highway take us to the location. We were on cobblestone
and shit
This is how crazy this is falling asleep. You act like there's dirt. It's a manhattan.
There's no dirt roads
Come from Queens
You took the bridge I assume yeah, well you have to thank God
We did my god fucking highway at like 130 or whatever and
He's ripping kids doing great, and then we get done we get in the car, and he's
just
shuts down
What is it? What is it? I asked him like something banging around up there
You're not letting out
Lay it out
As soon as he took the left it didn't take the left to get on the BQE I was
like oh no
And I don't have a heart to fight this guy about it. I'm like what happened was
it me did I do something? He goes
I'll tell you later
Tell me now we're gonna have fun with with Kevin and fucking Foley. Let's get
it out so you can have fun
He's like no, I'll just tell you later
It was that merge onto the highway
So we got out of the car, and he's like I just don't like the Rudy talk
You're staring at the back of his fucking headseat like just like yeah
Yeah, today's the day I murder myself cuz he took a wrong turn fucking a ways
Making me set up stuff island. It's like try a cup of decaf
Yeah, but I mean I had to go through hell, and what do you want to take the BQE
for you?
Got to go all the fuck away around Brooklyn and come in it's faster. No, it's
not yes
And the movements consistent you should I don't want to stop and go
Shakes my brain up
I think when a Sega game doesn't work you're like
I want to blow in his fucking ear and reset. I think that that blame the falls
on that
God, Jesus. Yes, dude. No, I I see dude. I swear a real heater in there
Running from the top big man new tootie this time. Hey everybody out there and
welcome back
We say it all the time we get home like man that bikini is unbelievable
It is truly incredible. Oh, we did it. We did it for Shane recently
And obviously dude, it's like the antithesis of him. Oh, yeah, and we were he
we kicked it over
He was looking at us like what the fuck's happening?
He looked like we were tricking him and he's like, I don't know what that I was
like. Oh, man
He can make you feel not cool real fucking quick. Yeah, yeah, that's his whole
fucking M.O. I know you don't even have to look at him
You just feel like dude. I can feel it. Yeah, I started talking to you
literally went. Oh, no
What's the matter O'Connie? Oh, dude, I slept like shit. I woke up at like 3 a.m.
Couldn't get back to sleep and then I
Eventually went back to sleep, but I was just listening to podcasts and then
they were infecting my dream
So it's just all I've been on a podcast for about 10 hours
Dude bombing
Well, in my dream in my dream
In my dream I was too high I was I was on like I was on bad friends whatever
and I was too high and I was just I
I didn't know where the microphone was and then I was I have dreams like that
dude
That's low self-esteem, dude. I was just cuz it was playing in the background.
I had a bad dream last night
We're up. I can't try I can't imagine what your bedroom
No, no, no, this is like there. I am at war. You're like, what the fuck? No, it's
hand-to-hand. So there's worms coming out of my grandmother's eyes
That's actually what I wanted, but it was it was like a what a nightmare to me
is
It's probably a dream to other people when I was trying to find these were a
long walk in a park with someone I love
Yeah, that's a fucking nightmare. Get me out of here. I was looking for two racquetballs
to practice with in this like gym
Gymnasium like area and every time I found them
It was next to this dude trying to like do this little fat muck Mexican kid was
trying to do like a workout
Like he was filming himself, and I would go to grab the balls. He goes fucking
him again
And he would pick up his like camera and it's this might have you just happened
you at the gym actually and I'm the crazy
Well, I thought I wasn't working this guy's fucking you know is I'm in racquetball.
I was tossing racquetball
Tossing and here's where the nightmare. You just throw it. I can't throw it.
Yeah, I can't punch in my dream
Yeah, yeah, I could have a 20-mile run in the start by the time I get to that
guy
I'm just I my arm turns into ice cream. I had that when I was a kid
But now I swear to God I was just talking to somebody about this last week
I can I can control them very well
Most of my dreams are that I can fly and I fight demons and I can actually
fight them and I kicked the shit out of really
I swear to God I used to be that I was like it would be that I could fly and I
would get to a certain height and I would get like that
Feeling in my stomach and I would fall down and wake up, but I've been able to
control it and push myself past it
Now I'm zipping around everywhere
You're getting final boss. They go to the cleaners fucking
He's running errands in his street
And there's all gonna hit the pharmacy. They close at 5:30. I better leave that
There's always like a shadowy figure in the middle of the street and like I
know that they're bad and I fly down and I fight them
Damn, that's fucking incredible dude. The flying ones are the best
I had a dream like that recently. I was yeah
I was like lucid dreaming where I was like oh, I'm dreaming. I can do fucking
anything and then Shane came in
He was like you can't do shit
No joke. Oh, the search like the podcast anymore. I couldn't
Dude I've had dreams. I'd be opening for like a huge famous comedian and like a
stadium and they're like oh my god
You got this and I come to the stage next Kevin Ryan. I'm oh, I am I couldn't
be further from the stage
And I have to like run down like from the top row. I'm next that's me and I can't
I just can't get to the stage
Sometimes I get there and there's no mic
I try to produce a stadium for 30,000 people
Everything I learned at Ravenland
All right, first hand you're acapella who can hear me when an all-comics my
kids out
Dude, it's a that's a fucked up feeling our things at the house boys great. How's
everything going with you? Yeah
Actually, yeah doing really well. We had a nice trip out west
Credible Tacoma portland
Shout out to you guys
We took a train ride from seattle to portland
Yeah, oh, that's nice. Yeah, I've been kind of wanting to do that in the car.
It's real nice. Yeah, that ride's nice. Yeah, it is
Okay, no, it's there's only like certain sections. It's just all you know
fucking RVs, and sure yeah, boat on trash
What kind of train did you take?
Amtrak. Okay, but we wouldn't mind doing one of those freight
We get on there's just two three dudes from the 50s like where you going boy
looks like your buddy didn't make it
You can share my beans if you want to
I wanted to do one of those
Sleeper cars where you take the train across country and see all the sights and
shit like that
That takes for you. I looked into it. It's like 17 days. It's like a very very
Is this in Europe or America?
America. You can do it to America. There's a really good one from like New York
through Toronto and then like up top of Canada
I think it's the Canadian Pacific. It is and it's apparently it's like crazy
nice, but it takes it's like 28 days or something crazy
I just got the time. I mean that would be nice. I would I would be okay with
that
Yeah, I will find it for 17 days just to be not have to really do anything but
be on the train
No, I smell a patreon goal. I could never well we have one take them to the
great candy dude. He's never seen the Grand Canyon
We can do that. I've never seen the Grand Canyon. Oh, dude. I've never seen it
in person. It's I've flown over it
I've seen pictures. You guys ever see a postcard at the Grand Canyon?
Yeah. It's just like being there my dad said
I was FaceTiming it the other day
I've never seen it in person
How come you've been to the Grand Canyon? You say that like everybody should be
there
Yeah, I mean at this age you should have been there already
When did you go?
I don't know if I disagree
I mean like it is a thing that a lot of people see
I went on get out of here with that bullshit. I went on 9/11
Is that in Wildwood somewhere?
You went on 9/11
I had to get out of the city
You're joking
I don't let the heat blow over
You never heard of me
Yeah, no, I don't remember. It was like college
I just went I went to go to like
Sounds like a crazy spring break
Well, Drexel has like three semesters
Oh, the trimester shit
Yeah, our spring break is like elderly Jewish women in like fucking retirement
homes
There's nowhere to go where there's hot chicks
Dude, you at 21 at the Grand Canyon
I imagine you looked at the Grand Canyon for one second and then we're just
trying to fuck
Think I stick my dick in there?
Yeah, yeah
Anybody got coke on him?
Dude, who was breathtaking?
I actually cried
Really?
I remember tearing up
Huh?
And he's gonna lose all his liquids too
Yeah
He's a he's a you're like a fan of the earth
Let's just say you're a weird dude
You like ships and stuff like that
Every time I'm around you I start getting those ship videos
In my algorithm
I think it's just cause we're on the same wifi or whatever
Cause oh, he's autistic too, give him the videos
Speaking of ships, Gordon Lightfoot died this week
Did you know that?
No
Mayor of Detroit?
No
Yes, Lori Lightfoot
Yeah, Lori Lightfoot
Yo, she looks like the new Dodger
No, the Jeep
Oh no, the new Bronco
The new Bronco
She looks like the new Bronco
You ever see the headlights on the new Bronco?
Look up Lori Lightfoot and the new Bronco
He knows who she is
Tell me they don't look alike dude
Insert it in Toby
No, he was the Canadian singer songwriter
He wrote the ballad of the Edmund Fitzgerald
Yeah
Oh wow
84 years old
I was just listening to him this week
That's a tanker that wrecked in the Great Lakes
Oh
Yeah
Why does this mean anything to you?
Cause he said O'Connor like ships
No, no, why does this mean anything to you like emotionally and personally?
I love Gordon Lightfoot
Yeah, a lot of great hits
Edmund Fitzgerald was a great one
Sundown, if you could read my mind
Ooh, that's a real good break
This is nice
See I like your song
If you could read my mind, you stink
Can you hear moving on?
Who sang that song next please?
Ridiculous
Anyway guys, thanks for having us again man
Yeah this is good
This place is fucking gorgeous
Thank you
I know they don't get to see you
Thank you
Did you give them a tour of the whole place?
We haven't yet
You gotta do it
Keeping it under wraps a little bit
It's great
Yeah
I got to see the rec room where you put all the merch I sent you
400 hours worth of fucking merch
You're like
Where is it?
Alright, are we doing this?
It was all the wrong size
Alright, okay
Man, did you bring a fucking lollipop to a gunfight?
This guy
Let me pay you something
Mr. CEO of Stuff Island
I know
You sent all the wrong stuff
I was kidding
And I don't see a goddamn hat over there
Which is
Yeah, big man didn't get his hat
Only thing that fits the guy on a whole fucking website
He didn't even send it to your best pal
What did happen to the hats?
They're remade
No, but what happened to the two hats that we have?
We should have just brought a hat
Yeah, we should have brought a hat
Yeah, you screwed me
God damn sorry
Anyway, I didn't want to bring it up
Good view of the Empire State Building
Sure
Second whiskey will really pull it in here
Well, we did want to have
We've only drank in here with guests once
It was Bert
We christened the studio with Bert
Had a couple two-tree pops with him
I can't pass up a time to have a beer
It could be 6:00 a.m.
And if he's like I'm having a beer
I gotta have a fucking time
Yeah, of course, sure
And then we were like
We've been saying it for weeks
We gotta get the boys in
Get a good old fashioned fucking
You know
Brouhaha going
Let's get ripped

Life as a Road Dawg w/ Tommy Pope & Chris O'Connor

What you guys been on a road what's how do you do in a road you guys share in a
room on a road now now
We're separate room money now
It goes count surfing then it goes sleep in the same twin
Then you sleep in separate Queens. Yeah, you sleep in the same
O'Connor walked in acting like someone just shot his mom out for now. I felt
like you were mad at us
Dude, the guy didn't take the highway took local roads who fucking driver
Local roads you're in what are you talking about?
Yeah, he like dude get on the highway take us to the location. We were on cobblestone
and shit
This is how crazy this is falling asleep. You act like there's dirt. It's a manhattan.
There's no dirt roads
Come from Queens
You took the bridge I assume yeah, well you have to thank God
We did my god fucking highway at like 130 or whatever and
He's ripping kids doing great, and then we get done we get in the car, and he's
just
shuts down
What is it? What is it? I asked him like something banging around up there
You're not letting out
Lay it out
As soon as he took the left it didn't take the left to get on the BQE I was
like oh no
And I don't have a heart to fight this guy about it. I'm like what happened was
it me did I do something? He goes
I'll tell you later
Tell me now we're gonna have fun with with Kevin and fucking Foley. Let's get
it out so you can have fun
He's like no, I'll just tell you later
It was that merge onto the highway
So we got out of the car, and he's like I just don't like the Rudy talk
You're staring at the back of his fucking headseat like just like yeah
Yeah, today's the day I murder myself cuz he took a wrong turn fucking a ways
Making me set up stuff island. It's like try a cup of decaf
Yeah, but I mean I had to go through hell, and what do you want to take the BQE
for you?
Got to go all the fuck away around Brooklyn and come in it's faster. No, it's
not yes
And the movements consistent you should I don't want to stop and go
Shakes my brain up
I think when a Sega game doesn't work you're like
I want to blow in his fucking ear and reset. I think that that blame the falls
on that
God, Jesus. Yes, dude. No, I I see dude. I swear a real heater in there
Running from the top big man new tootie this time. Hey everybody out there and
welcome back
We say it all the time we get home like man that bikini is unbelievable
It is truly incredible. Oh, we did it. We did it for Shane recently
And obviously dude, it's like the antithesis of him. Oh, yeah, and we were he
we kicked it over
He was looking at us like what the fuck's happening?
He looked like we were tricking him and he's like, I don't know what that I was
like. Oh, man
He can make you feel not cool real fucking quick. Yeah, yeah, that's his whole
fucking M.O. I know you don't even have to look at him
You just feel like dude. I can feel it. Yeah, I started talking to you
literally went. Oh, no
What's the matter O'Connie? Oh, dude, I slept like shit. I woke up at like 3 a.m.
Couldn't get back to sleep and then I
Eventually went back to sleep, but I was just listening to podcasts and then
they were infecting my dream
So it's just all I've been on a podcast for about 10 hours
Dude bombing
Well, in my dream in my dream
In my dream I was too high I was I was on like I was on bad friends whatever
and I was too high and I was just I
I didn't know where the microphone was and then I was I have dreams like that
dude
That's low self-esteem, dude. I was just cuz it was playing in the background.
I had a bad dream last night
We're up. I can't try I can't imagine what your bedroom
No, no, no, this is like there. I am at war. You're like, what the fuck? No, it's
hand-to-hand. So there's worms coming out of my grandmother's eyes
That's actually what I wanted, but it was it was like a what a nightmare to me
is
It's probably a dream to other people when I was trying to find these were a
long walk in a park with someone I love
Yeah, that's a fucking nightmare. Get me out of here. I was looking for two racquetballs
to practice with in this like gym
Gymnasium like area and every time I found them
It was next to this dude trying to like do this little fat muck Mexican kid was
trying to do like a workout
Like he was filming himself, and I would go to grab the balls. He goes fucking
him again
And he would pick up his like camera and it's this might have you just happened
you at the gym actually and I'm the crazy
Well, I thought I wasn't working this guy's fucking you know is I'm in racquetball.
I was tossing racquetball
Tossing and here's where the nightmare. You just throw it. I can't throw it.
Yeah, I can't punch in my dream
Yeah, yeah, I could have a 20-mile run in the start by the time I get to that
guy
I'm just I my arm turns into ice cream. I had that when I was a kid
But now I swear to God I was just talking to somebody about this last week
I can I can control them very well
Most of my dreams are that I can fly and I fight demons and I can actually
fight them and I kicked the shit out of really
I swear to God I used to be that I was like it would be that I could fly and I
would get to a certain height and I would get like that
Feeling in my stomach and I would fall down and wake up, but I've been able to
control it and push myself past it
Now I'm zipping around everywhere
You're getting final boss. They go to the cleaners fucking
He's running errands in his street
And there's all gonna hit the pharmacy. They close at 5:30. I better leave that
There's always like a shadowy figure in the middle of the street and like I
know that they're bad and I fly down and I fight them
Damn, that's fucking incredible dude. The flying ones are the best
I had a dream like that recently. I was yeah
I was like lucid dreaming where I was like oh, I'm dreaming. I can do fucking
anything and then Shane came in
He was like you can't do shit
No joke. Oh, the search like the podcast anymore. I couldn't
Dude I've had dreams. I'd be opening for like a huge famous comedian and like a
stadium and they're like oh my god
You got this and I come to the stage next Kevin Ryan. I'm oh, I am I couldn't
be further from the stage
And I have to like run down like from the top row. I'm next that's me and I can't
I just can't get to the stage
Sometimes I get there and there's no mic
I try to produce a stadium for 30,000 people
Everything I learned at Ravenland
All right, first hand you're acapella who can hear me when an all-comics my
kids out
Dude, it's a that's a fucked up feeling our things at the house boys great. How's
everything going with you? Yeah
Actually, yeah doing really well. We had a nice trip out west
Credible Tacoma portland
Shout out to you guys
We took a train ride from seattle to portland
Yeah, oh, that's nice. Yeah, I've been kind of wanting to do that in the car.
It's real nice. Yeah, that ride's nice. Yeah, it is
Okay, no, it's there's only like certain sections. It's just all you know
fucking RVs, and sure yeah, boat on trash
What kind of train did you take?
Amtrak. Okay, but we wouldn't mind doing one of those freight
We get on there's just two three dudes from the 50s like where you going boy
looks like your buddy didn't make it
You can share my beans if you want to
I wanted to do one of those
Sleeper cars where you take the train across country and see all the sights and
shit like that
That takes for you. I looked into it. It's like 17 days. It's like a very very
Is this in Europe or America?
America. You can do it to America. There's a really good one from like New York
through Toronto and then like up top of Canada
I think it's the Canadian Pacific. It is and it's apparently it's like crazy
nice, but it takes it's like 28 days or something crazy
I just got the time. I mean that would be nice. I would I would be okay with
that
Yeah, I will find it for 17 days just to be not have to really do anything but
be on the train
No, I smell a patreon goal. I could never well we have one take them to the
great candy dude. He's never seen the Grand Canyon
We can do that. I've never seen the Grand Canyon. Oh, dude. I've never seen it
in person. It's I've flown over it
I've seen pictures. You guys ever see a postcard at the Grand Canyon?
Yeah. It's just like being there my dad said
I was FaceTiming it the other day
I've never seen it in person
How come you've been to the Grand Canyon? You say that like everybody should be
there
Yeah, I mean at this age you should have been there already
When did you go?
I don't know if I disagree
I mean like it is a thing that a lot of people see
I went on get out of here with that bullshit. I went on 9/11
Is that in Wildwood somewhere?
You went on 9/11
I had to get out of the city
You're joking
I don't let the heat blow over
You never heard of me
Yeah, no, I don't remember. It was like college
I just went I went to go to like
Sounds like a crazy spring break
Well, Drexel has like three semesters
Oh, the trimester shit
Yeah, our spring break is like elderly Jewish women in like fucking retirement
homes
There's nowhere to go where there's hot chicks
Dude, you at 21 at the Grand Canyon
I imagine you looked at the Grand Canyon for one second and then we're just
trying to fuck
Think I stick my dick in there?
Yeah, yeah
Anybody got coke on him?
Dude, who was breathtaking?
I actually cried
Really?
I remember tearing up
Huh?
And he's gonna lose all his liquids too
Yeah
He's a he's a you're like a fan of the earth
Let's just say you're a weird dude
You like ships and stuff like that
Every time I'm around you I start getting those ship videos
In my algorithm
I think it's just cause we're on the same wifi or whatever
Cause oh, he's autistic too, give him the videos
Speaking of ships, Gordon Lightfoot died this week
Did you know that?
No
Mayor of Detroit?
No
Yes, Lori Lightfoot
Yeah, Lori Lightfoot
Yo, she looks like the new Dodger
No, the Jeep
Oh no, the new Bronco
The new Bronco
She looks like the new Bronco
You ever see the headlights on the new Bronco?
Look up Lori Lightfoot and the new Bronco
He knows who she is
Tell me they don't look alike dude
Insert it in Toby
No, he was the Canadian singer songwriter
He wrote the ballad of the Edmund Fitzgerald
Yeah
Oh wow
84 years old
I was just listening to him this week
That's a tanker that wrecked in the Great Lakes
Oh
Yeah
Why does this mean anything to you?
Cause he said O'Connor like ships
No, no, why does this mean anything to you like emotionally and personally?
I love Gordon Lightfoot
Yeah, a lot of great hits
Edmund Fitzgerald was a great one
Sundown, if you could read my mind
Ooh, that's a real good break
This is nice
See I like your song
If you could read my mind, you stink
Can you hear moving on?
Who sang that song next please?
Ridiculous
Anyway guys, thanks for having us again man
Yeah this is good
This place is fucking gorgeous
Thank you
I know they don't get to see you
Thank you
Did you give them a tour of the whole place?
We haven't yet
You gotta do it
Keeping it under wraps a little bit
It's great
Yeah
I got to see the rec room where you put all the merch I sent you
400 hours worth of fucking merch
You're like
Where is it?
Alright, are we doing this?
It was all the wrong size
Alright, okay
Man, did you bring a fucking lollipop to a gunfight?
This guy
Let me pay you something
Mr. CEO of Stuff Island
I know
You sent all the wrong stuff
I was kidding
And I don't see a goddamn hat over there
Which is
Yeah, big man didn't get his hat
Only thing that fits the guy on a whole fucking website
He didn't even send it to your best pal
What did happen to the hats?
They're remade
No, but what happened to the two hats that we have?
We should have just brought a hat
Yeah, we should have brought a hat
Yeah, you screwed me
God damn sorry
Anyway, I didn't want to bring it up
Good view of the Empire State Building
Sure
Second whiskey will really pull it in here
Well, we did want to have
We've only drank in here with guests once
It was Bert
We christened the studio with Bert
Had a couple two-tree pops with him
I ca