Name: Wrestling Yamaneika Saunders at Skanksfest | Doug Stanhope on Are You Garbage
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Wrestling Yamaneika Saunders at Skanksfest | Doug Stanhope on Are You Garbage' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-10-30. Transcript available.

I told you the only reason I would ever come back to New York City is to do
this show.
And that means the world to us.
And I found a reason.
And in the meantime, every couple of days I go, oh my God, I am so garbage
right now in my life.
I should write it down.
But you don't make a list with one thing.
But every couple of days I think of one thing.
I'm like, ah, shit.
So I did start a list and I brought it, but I left it at the hotel.
But there's so much garbage.
I pissed my pants at Skank Fest.
Okay.
And I want to give a shout out.
This was three days ago, by the way.
Well, it's over three days.
I pissed my pants one of the three days at Skank Fest.
No, I'm saying you just did it.
And Skank Fest is really the best thing I have.
It's the best.
It's amazing.
That comedy has created.
Like, the just for laughs.
Fuck.
I was so happy that fucking thing failed and went bankrupt.
I hated those cocksuckers so much.
I never met them, so fuck them.
I don't care.
Oh, you never went to?
Yeah.
No one goes to Skank Fest.
I'm a Skank Fest man.
Yeah.
No one goes to Skank Fest to get a deal.
No.
You go to get COVID, apparently.
And a little Kratom.
Yes.
I fucking wrestled the Almonika Sanders because we had a beef on a bonfire
eight years ago.
Uh-huh.
And I go, we'll make up for it.
And I'm getting bumps.
My coach, let's call her.
My coach is giving me bumps of fucking ketamine right at ringside.
That's all class in my book, Doug.
I'm 52 years old.
You're doing bumps of K?
Yeah.
I'm in the middle of a goddamn fight.
I'm fighting for my life here.
No, before the fight.
I'm sorry.
As they're doing the intro.
Pre-workout.
Of course.
Bing.
Yeah, mushrooms.
We did every drug except for cocaine or fentanyl.
Yeah, whatever.
Fentanyl.
That's a drug you don't intend to do.
Didn't they?
Are you still back?
Is that like, how often are you doing drugs?
Not at all.
Ever.
You just didn't get to me during a boxing match.
Don't say never.
How often do you wrestle a foley-sized woman of color?
Probably not often.
That's a great point, Doug.
Yeah, so pair them up.
Okay.
Do you know how to juggle by any chance?
No, I don't really have any skills.
I'm not really good at anything physically.
You got the Greco-Roman wrestling thing going.
Well, no, we had to stage that fight.
Yamanika and I had a beef on Bonfire.
Okay.
Eight years ago where I was really drunk.
I remember this.
I watched this go down in real time.
Yeah, I was doing a book tour.
I was promoting a book, and I don't do anything sober professionally.
Like, if it's a podcast I'm drinking, if it's a whatever I'm drinking, like, I
don't have
any social skills that-
I'm right there with you.
Fair enough.
Yeah.
Yeah, so imagine you're doing a book tour.
That's like a seven-show Saturday.
Yeah, it's a long day.
Gotcha.
I'm drinking it every show.
So now I get to the Bonfire, and I listened to it for the first time before I
got in the
ring with her, because I'd heard some people say, yeah, you were fucked up, and
other people
saying she was wrong.
And so I listened to it, and it was so, have you, do you have problems
listening to yourself?
Oh, of course.
Yeah.
It's horrible.
Especially if you were drunk.
And when you're at your worst.
Of course.
Oh, it's bad.
Yeah.
So I was, and I saw what I was going for, and she took it offensive before I
could explain
what I was going to, because I was talking like this.
You've ever fucked someone that regretted fucking you?
No, I have not.
And she started shouting me down Worldstar style, and I couldn't get back to my
point, and-
It was just, so I listened to it before-
You went back in the ring.
Yeah, and it was my idea.
Hey, I want to make good.
There's nothing, there's no better feeling than getting done with a beef.
Sure.
You're not wrong.
Yeah, that hanging over your head.
Sure.
Eight years ago, just hearing her name like, oh, because I know I'm probably at
fault, but
I never really listened.
And you guys are all good now?
Bygones be bygones.
She's the best.
Love Yamanika.
Yes.
One of the funniest.
Well, yeah, we made out in the ring.
And that's how we-
I saw that this morning.
I go, hey, you don't want to wrestle.
I don't want to wrestle.
We're old.
We could tear a ligament just by looking at each other in a stern way.
It's not worth it.
Yeah.
How about we just get in that fucking wrestling grasp and then just make out?
It was very, yeah.
It was very good.
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