Name: Stavros Is DISGUSTED By Foley's Hotel Antics | Are You Garbage
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Stavros Is DISGUSTED By Foley's Hotel Antics | Are You Garbage' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-11-02. Transcript available.

Yeah, you know, it really depends.
Am I up to any stinky activities?
Sure.
You know, if I'm working out, especially if you're getting pussy, you got to
shower.
You can't be letting that marinate for too long.
So I guess push comes to shove, I guess I'm probably saying I'm a nighttime
shower guy
because it just feels nice.
Watch the day off.
It feels nice.
He kind of got me on that on the road, getting back from the show
and before you get in bed, taking a hot one.
See, because I don't respect the hotel bed, I'll just sometimes pass out.
Sure.
Filthy.
Yeah.
But it does feel better.
You just feel like, all right, that's over.
You know, especially after like a meet and greet, you're just sweaty and hot.
Meet and greet, yeah, yeah.
You want to wash the animals off.
I sanitize after every hand.
I'm licking people's fingers.
So you'll disrespect the hotel bed a little bit.
Oh, absolutely.
That's the whole point of a hotel.
Yeah.
And what are you leaving tip-wise at the hotel?
20 bucks usually.
Leave at 20?
Yeah.
Good luck with that.
I'm out the door.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sorry about that.
I feel bad.
Yeah, exactly.
I am fucking it up.
You will, you know, you're going to get your money's worth.
And I'm not that bad, especially if I'm only there at night.
What damage can you really do?
Yeah, especially with the comforter, though.
I really, I just don't, anything.
If I sneeze, I'm wiping my hand in the mat.
He's crazy.
Yeah, that's brutal stuff.
If I'm servicing certain areas of myself, that's good.
Well, the towels, I think, is where we all know most of the disrespect should
be pointed
to.
It doesn't make it there, though.
You got to have a towel.
I'll just lay in it.
I think about that every time I grab a towel.
And I'm like, how many fat comedians have jerked off from this thing?
But that's the thing, though.
At a Sinester or something.
It's bleach.
They're washing them with high heat.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
Spiritually, it's still there.
It's still there.
Yeah, energetically, the sins that have happened.
The impressions are on it.
Yeah, that's a sad, that towel's tough.
They can pull DNA off of that.
Yeah.
For sure.
I don't know, man.
The dirtiest and nastiest thing in a hotel, I think, is that towel that they
have for the
floor mat.
You're not using that, are you?
You just said you blow your nose in the comforter.
And you think the thing meant to fucking step on your feet is worse.
That's the thing I hate the most.
I love that thing.
I use that, too.
I use that when I pee.
If I get out of the shower, it's wet.
I use that to mop up peeing on the floor.
You can tell when Foley's been in a bathroom on the road.
Yeah, yeah.
Because there's about, I don't know, three liters of urine.
Okay, I'm feeling a lot better.
A shocking amount of urine.
Are you good with that, or are you missing?
I'm not missing at the level you're describing.
Really?
No, no.
Man.
Yeah, maybe a drip here and there, but I mean.
I'm all over the road.
Why don't you just piss in the shower, then?
I do.
I do, and a lot of times in a hotel or in an Airbnb, I'll just pee in the
shower.
Yeah.
But not when I'm in the shower.
I'll just walk in there and just pee.
Fascinating.
Yeah.
I really, that's an insane way to go about things.
It feels great.
You come back drunk.
That's one step above homeless people.
Why?
I don't know.
Because I don't want to deal with dribbling and all that stuff.
What kind of dribble are we talking?
It's, yeah.
A lot.
You got a bad stream and a short penis?
Is that what we're dealing with?
Let's say a double espresso's worth of liquid.
Okay.
On the floor.
Yeah.
Why?
I don't know.
I don't think he's getting close enough.
I'm not sure.
I don't get close enough.
I got to try to see where I'm going.
And then a lot of it's on the dismount.
It's like when they do those aerial refuelings.
Yeah.
Between jets.
Yeah.
It's the same thing as that.
Exact same thing.
A cool looking guy in an F-14 Tomcat.
That's what I'm talking about.
This is interesting because I, you know, I'm also a very, a very fat man.
And I have a small penis and I'm going to say even, and a weak stream for that
matter.
And I will say.
I got a good stream.
You have a good stream.
I have a good stream.
Then this really feels like just carelessness on your part.
It's for sure carelessness.
It might be.
It feels like the kind of thing.
And listen, you're an animal.
It happens.
I get it.
Then you, and you know it's there.
You know that we're sharing that.
Listen, if he's got his own bathroom, what he does is he does.
If we're having Airbnb, he stays on the first floor.
Big man don't like stairs.
So if there's a room on the first floor, big man calls it.
If there's not, I catch a ration of shit.
He's got to go up and go downstairs.
Front of the house, baby.
I'm headed security.
No one's getting by me.
No, yeah.
Everyone's going to slip on your piss.
Kippy, I got him.
You're just laying there in your seatbelt machine.
Yeah, I have to say I'm feeling a lot better about how I behave.
And I thought I was a filthy animal.
But what you're describing is deplorable behavior.
Yeah, no, I'm pretty bad.
So you really got to get that together.
But I'll put all my towels in a little pile and stuff like that and clean up a
little bit.
I'll throw my trash out.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Just don't touch the sheets.
I would rather you leave the towels wherever and not piss on the floor.
Just not do what you can.
Yeah.
But hey, what are you going to do?
I really was just talking about really fucking up the towels.
And I try not to, you know, wipe.
Sneezing in the comfort is one of the most despicable things I've ever heard.
But, you know, to each his own, I suppose.
You are.
I would really like it if you stopped doing that.
Just like, I feel some responsibility that you have told me this.
That I need to be on record as being heavily against this, not approving.
It's so funny.
Are you garbage was here last night?
What room were they out of here?
Yeah, yeah.
Please, yeah.
Just every time you're in a city, please email me your itinerary.
So I will make sure not to stay there.
Fair enough.
Fair enough.
I feel like we shouldn't bring this up, but we were just there.
Tebow went into the bathroom after him recently at an Airbnb,
and there was toilet paper with poop on it on the floor.
What the hell is Patreon content?
It's ridiculous.
On the floor?
How did that happen?
Well, it's funny you ask.
So how did that happen?
Yeah, yeah.
Walk us through it.
It's carelessness.
I thought I connected.
Right.
And I didn't.
I met the rim and bounced off, and I didn't see it when I got up.
Why are you shooting three-pointers?
I can answer that.
I can answer that.
Test the skills.
Because he's not.
A fat person cannot wipe his ass on the toilet.
This is a stand up and wipe your ass situation.
I have a system of pulleys.
Yeah.
I hire three guys.
Before the Ozempics, it was a nightmare.
It was like an absolute nightmare.
But now I have the reach.
You have long arms?
Yeah.
I can do my thing a little bit.
Nice.
But I, you know, it's still.
Like maybe on the way out.
Yeah.
I get it.
It just hit the rim and bounced.
But then I didn't realize it, and I did one flush first.
I do one flush before I go in there.
Sure.
To wipe.
Okay.
And then I forgot to flush again.
That's how I got, that's how I got, that's how this all came to light.
Because Toby went in and used the bathroom and was like, fuck, somebody didn't
flush.
And then I went in there.
And then I saw it.
So someone shit in the sink.
Yeah.
And then I saw the evidence.
Yeah, but the craziest part was that he stepped on it like I wouldn't see it.
Like he was trying to hide it.
I didn't, I thought it was just a regular piece of toilet paper.
Which you would leave on the floor.
Yes.
You wouldn't just pick that up also.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't work there.
You're just sharing a common space with your friends.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, all of this behavior is things a four-year-old child should not do
anymore.
He plays it fast and loose.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got to tighten up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.