Name: Ralph Barbosa Won A Car Playing Basketball Horse | Are You Garbage
Uploaded: 2024-11-25T13:00:13.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ralph Barbosa Won A Car Playing Basketball Horse | Are You Garbage' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-11-25. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ralph Barbosa Won A Car Playing Basketball Horse | Are You Garbage' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-11-25. Transcript available.

one of the one things that we wanted to talk to you about you're big into you
were into cars before
yeah you're like relatively big into cars now yeah it's gotten but you were
making cash before the
night you're selling out everywhere you're making cash on the road well yeah i'll
make cash on the
road but i like when i came on here with you guys last year i had only been on
the road for
maybe a year tops sure so yeah i was still kind of everything hit off kind of
fast for me so this
was your first big big check yeah and plus the cash that i was getting on the
road i was i was
spending it very very stupidiously join the club yeah yeah i think you gotta go
through that trial
by fire yeah you gotta if you've never had money you gotta learn how to have it
have it yeah something
which i'm still spending it i'm still learning it yeah you need some regrets
you know sure so the how
so one of the things is you just posted that you did your first race yeah i
drove yeah i drove i got
this i got a little car you were like a camry or something weren't you it was
like a regular car
actually no it looks regular um it's called uh it's called the chevy ss it's a
2017 chevy they made
those from 2014 i believe to 2017 i forgot what they're called in australia
they're they're really
popular over there uh-huh uh it looks like a chevy malibu yeah right but it
doesn't look yeah chevy
malibu yeah but it has the motor from a camaro from a super it has a 6.2 i
think it's like a 370
inch cubic inch um yeah it's a pretty fast car the guy who built it put like
performance heads on it
long tube headers a boiler exhaust he put those fat fuel injectors on it and a
couple other things so
the thing was powerful i actually traded that i won i technically won the car
how so i i won
a 2019 camaro where for what uh in a game of horse what yeah i won't say who i
won it from
how do you get to that point where it's like fuck it let's do it for a camaro
well i'm i'm not i'm not
a great basketball player like i'm not fast i don't have great handling skills
what are you expecting
but what's crazy is that even without the glasses ever since i was a kid i've
had a mean jump shot i
loved playing growing up so i just got practice on the shot yeah so i usually
in games of horse i'll
start betting with people and i started give me the rundown of where that bet
started to the car
the bet started with like 50 bucks a game jesus christ yeah and then it took
the guy's car out one of
them it was like uh i had i had an 87 super sport monte carlo with 24 000
original miles on it
interior it was just clean as a day it came out of the factory uh-huh car was
beautiful i actually
sold that car which i regret now did you put that up but what did you have to
put up put up that car
yeah so how many games a horse this is crazy you're playing you up 10 games and
you're like he's like
let's go for the car no um could have been hustling we had already stopped
playing and it was like the
next day and instead of being like 50 bucks a game he's like put up the the
monte carlo for my camaro
because his camaro he bought it wrecked and he had just got it fixed and
everything jesus and it was
like good to go and can this guy afford to lose a car yeah okay all right and i'm
i'm trying to figure out
who it is now yeah this motherfucker's trying to get to work the next day yeah
you guys got his car
uh and i so i won it and i had been looking for a chevy ss the guy who showed
them to me is the guy
who built the one i have now right so it was he showed he introduced me to ss
through his own ss
and uh i had been looking for one but they're a little hard to find especially
because people who
like love those cars like if they if they're at a used car lot you know people
get them fast go quick
yeah and then they hook them up yeah so um the guy who had that chevy ss around
that time
was uh he was going just to this thing called race week where you go to like
four or five different
states in one week to drag racing events and during that time he kept finding
um those apple
what do they call those trackers the air tags on his car get the people wanted
to rob it you know
no shit so he he uh he had just had his baby so he was like you know i don't
want this car and the
the type of attention it gets and i have my kid with me and stuff so he wanted
to get rid of it and
i was like man i'll trade you for this camaro and then you can probably sell
that camaro quicker or
something you know something and uh yeah he was already trying to sell that car
he had somebody else
lined up to get it and he didn't really want the camaro he was like now i'll
just sell this one you
know but i don't know i guess the camaro he was just like screw it yeah i mean
that dude loves to
race yeah so he kept the camaro turned that into a race car i got the ss it was
a happy trade wait
so was he was there ever like it was it when you go into this game you're back
at the game of
horse are we indoor or outdoor outdoor you're out someone's driveway my
driveway you're playing in
your driveway yeah and is there any like after you win like i don't worry about
it man we were just
around or nah i did that and he was like no and so i was like all right i gave
you one shot
that's crazy that's the gentleman's move i'll give you the hey that got out of
hand i lost my chevy assist
to that guy and then i got it back jesus christ that's crazy that's like new
rapper
shit that's what that's what the fuck roll on the day like this house did it
come down to one shot do
you remember the score it was getting kind of crazy um though like uh the game
where i lost my ss
it got real close and i'm hold on you lost the ss in a game of horse too yeah
but won it back but i
won it back later that night but i but i always remember and then won the guys
camaro no i won the
camaro first i won the camaro i got the ss and like a month later he played me
for the ss and i
forgot what he put yeah and i lost it dude what the fuck you're playing a horse
that's the craziest
thing in the world i lost because uh he's really good at those uh where you're
like under right under
the net and get and get and you know yeah turning the ball he's got an underhand
shot you wouldn't
believe so you got me with one of those but you lost the car on a skyhook i
like it what the
fuck ralph that's crazy dude and you got to do all the paperwork and all that
too right you sign
it over to him or whatever it's not real i'll be losing this again in a week
yeah we don't do no
paperwork god damn and it's all love we're all we're all close this is i only
do this with like boys
close friends and family so if there there's no like um harbored what do you
call it like resentment
yeah uh it's all good what the man that's crazy a week later just like ralph
barbosa shot over
for a card dispute my close personal friend and or family horse game goes wrong