Name: Why you should ABSOLUTELY get a Prenup | Are You Garbage
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Why you should ABSOLUTELY get a Prenup | Are You Garbage' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-11-29. Transcript available.

You do do marriage.
Do you recommend prenups?
I do marriage.
You do divorces?
Yeah, so my firm has a division that does divorce and family law.
Yeah, of course I represent – of course I recommend prenups.
Fuck!
Absolutely.
I'm screwed.
Prenups are like –
I'm sleeping with Luke.
But I heard they're not fully – give us a quick rundown on prenups.
I mean, the easiest way to think about it is you get married, right?
You're sharing income.
You're sharing assets.
And if, heaven forbid, you split up, you need to have some easy way to divide
these things.
If you've ever had a breakup before, you're familiar that those things never go
well, right?
It's pretty rare, especially for you two, that your prior relationships went
swimmingly, right?
I'm sure you're getting hate mailed to this day.
So it would be really convenient if when shit hits the fan, you're like, oh,
shit.
Remember when we invested $5,000 25 years ago?
You take this fucking house.
I take this house.
You take $50,000, and we walk away.
So a prenup is such a small investment of money and time that can save your
life.
What's a prenup cost?
About $5,000.
Five Gs, huh?
$5,000, something like that.
You know, they're hourly retainers, but $5,000.
What is a divorce cost?
$200,000?
Is that what a divorce costs?
If you have money.
You got to kill it.
I'm kidding.
Look, if you have assets.
Obviously, if you don't have assets, you don't have these things, you don't got
nothing to fight about.
But even poor people who have nothing are fighting all day long.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, there's so much emotion involved in that.
Yeah.
And it's fucked up.
In New York and in a lot of states, if you're the moneyed spouse, you have to
pay the attorney's fees for the other side.
Yeah.
So now, your wife's fucking someone else.
The lawyer's fucking someone else.
Like, you're fucked every way possible.
It's just crazy.
Not you, obviously, but have you ever known-
Ooh, it's getting hot in here.
Have you ever known colleagues that have gotten caught up in that?
Like, you know, they're dealing with a divorce.
They start banging the wife.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
You could look it up.
It's hot.
Sex.
I've seen those videos.
It's right.
It's an Al Pacino movie.
It's a ripe situation for problems.
Sure.
Emotions are high.
Emotions are high.
You're celebratory sometimes.
Sure.
You need attention, blah, blah, blah.
I mean, look, I've never seen it in my personal circle of friends and
colleagues, but there
are lawyers, and they get in trouble, and it's, you know, you could look on the
post.
That's not illegal, though, for a lawyer to start banging.
It's unethical.
You're going to go in front of the board.
You can't.
Ethically, you cannot really enter into a relationship with a client.
When they're no longer your client, that's fair game.
But while they're your client-
I'm going to be texting Todd later tonight.
Hey, what are you wearing?
Yeah, yeah.
Speaking of divorce, in The Sopranos, which is 98% of my personality, when Carmelo
wants
to go ahead with the divorce proceedings, some lawyer tells Tony to go around
and meet
with all the top divorce lawyers in the area so that she can be a conflict.
Is that true?
Yeah, absolutely.
So what happens is, if you come to me, to my firm for a divorce consultation,
you tell
me all your business and all your finances, and then you decide not to hire me.
I possess that knowledge.
If your wife or one of your baby mamas, I don't know how many of you guys at
this point
in time, comes to me and wants to talk to me about the case, but I know this
information
that I wouldn't know, but for you telling me, I cannot talk to her.
You can't do it.
You can't talk about it.
So if you were smart and you hit a few people, you know-
Take out some of the big wigs.
You know, it's a savvy move.
.