Name: Family Gets BLASTED At the Chinese Buffet | Are You Garbage
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Family Gets BLASTED At the Chinese Buffet | Are You Garbage' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-12-02. Transcript available.

This one's from Jag Off Jesse.
Great name.
Love him.
$10 Tendi Basket.
There you go.
Never had one read.
Are you garbage if you're...
This one's insane.
Are you garbage if for your mom's birthday, the whole family smokes homemade
hash and
goes to the Chinese buffet together because it's her favorite restaurants and
she loves
the crab ragoons?
I mean, dude, there's so many things wrong with that.
I think the only thing is the homemade hash.
I enjoy a nice Chinese buffet.
I would pull that back one level.
I think smoking hash with your family is crazy.
Homemade hash with your family is even more bonkers.
How do you make that?
I don't know.
You press your weed?
Yeah.
Is that what you do?
You press the weed?
Yeah.
You can do it with a hair dryer or a hair straightener.
My bad.
Oh, I've seen that.
I know what you're talking about.
God damn.
Everybody's bugging out.
No one wants to get up and go to the buffet?
You got a knife to the waiter's neck.
My only thing with that, to be dead honest with you, is there's no real dessert
there.
Maybe they have the soft serve machine, but there's no, you can't get, you know.
You think these hash heads are worried about pie?
I think so, yeah.
They're up to their neck and crab ragoons.
Man, that's fucking brutal.
I mean, you're not going there if you want a good dessert, necessarily.
You drink with your family.
What's the difference?
You know, we're not making it in the fucking bathtub.
I go to God damn Anheuser-Busch or Cavett, someone who knows their way around a
Pinot Grigio.
Free Basin with Denise?
Yeah, what the fuck?
You got the pen and the tinfoil?
Also, I'm by no means a saint.
My family's as dirtbag as it gets.
But they don't like Chinese food.
No, they do not.
At Texas Roadhouse.
Yeah, I mean, that's...
But, hey, if it brings your family together, look up the...
Who drove?
That's what I want to know.
Look up the legality of hash now, too, because I don't think that's to criminalize.
No.
I don't think you'd be, you know what I mean?
That's still a crime at the end of the day.
Adults age 21 and older can share up to three ounces of cannabis flour and up
to 24 grams of
concentrated cannabis with other adult age 21 and older for personal use.
I don't know.
That's nothing about saying hashish.
Is that...
That's concentrated.
Is it?
Yeah.
Click the next thing down.
How much hash can I carry?
Eight grams.
Damn, you can have eight grams of hash.
Jesus Christ.
Woo!
Man.
That's a big family.
Holy shit.
If everybody has their own eight grams, too.
No shit.
Getting lifted, dog.
Fucking 32 G's coming in heaven.
Talk about playing in the mud.
Everybody's smelling like resin.
God damn shit.
I would assume whatever state that they live in, marijuana is not legal.
And I believe that probably the Chinese food is subpar.
I don't know, though.
That's got the Dakotas written all over it.
That's probably just a Chinese guy working at a Burger King.
They're so high, they think they're at a Chinese food.
A Chinese spot in Wyoming must be tough.
I don't know, though.
I don't know.
You never know.
You never know.
It's no Raymond's, I'll tell you that.
Woo!
Shout out to Raymond's in Pacifica, California.
One of the greatest restaurants I've ever had.
We should say we were all fucking on, we might as well have been on eight grams
of hash
is how fucked up we all were.
I was sitting on the Lazy Susan, spinning around like a new Cadillac.
That place was unbelievable.
I think about it many a nights.
Uh-huh.
Mm-hmm.
Best hot and sour soup I ever had.
I wasn't crying.
I just...
Damn it!
You're like me to fight?
Ah!
Ah!