Name: Road Kill Duck 'Foie Gras' | Are You Garbage
Uploaded: 2024-12-09T14:00:18.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Road Kill Duck 'Foie Gras' | Are You Garbage' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-12-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Road Kill Duck 'Foie Gras' | Are You Garbage' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-12-09. Transcript available.

All right, this one's from Fat Shishno.
$5 broke ass, never had one read.
Is it garbage to try and make your own foie gras
just because you hit a duck with your quad?
Interesting.
Man after my own heart.
I don't know.
I know a lot of people do that.
We've gotten a lot of questions at the live shows and stuff.
Eating roadkill.
Eating roadkill.
Yes.
That's a little different than roadkill.
I think if you hit it, you run it over.
I feel like that would poison it, though.
Luke, how do you make foie gras?
Well, you need to stuff the bird first with a bunch of stuff.
That's what I did.
Stuff my bird all day.
You need to stuff it with a bunch of all the stuff that's in it.
Damn, were you already looking that up?
Did you know that off rip?
No, I was looking it up.
That's pretty good.
It's good.
I knew he was on it, too.
This guy's earning his keep.
What do you mean, stuff the bird?
Give me a second.
Because it's the liver.
Well, you have to force feed it to abnormally grow the large liver.
So this guy wasn't making foie gras.
He just ate dead duck.
That's what he did.
He thinks that's foie gras.
He ate dead duck liver.
Sure.
He probably made a stew out of it.
Damn, that's what they force.
I kind of knew that.
Yeah.
I'm acting like I didn't.
I knew that.
That's what we're doing to you.
Yeah, I knew that.
It's so good.
Foie gras, pate.
I don't think I've ever had that.
That's not my cup of pain.
My fucking God.
I would eat it with every meal.
That and like a bunch of IPAs.
You feel it in your kidneys when you're done.
You feel like King Louis.
You love my parents' charcuterie board.
Is that right?
Always.
It has pate foie gras on it?
No shit.
That's fucking nuts, dude.
It's gross.
I don't even.
My mom.
That some scoops?
No one in my family I think knows what that is.
Foie gras?
No.
I was never really sure.
I just know I don't fucks with it.
I just know it's duck and goose liver.
It's mushed up.
My wife will do goose when she goes back.
Like meat?
Yeah.
I don't know if I could do that.
It's a German thing.
It's a German Christmas thing.
I always started doing goose.
I always thought it was weird.
That's what they had fucking in a Christmas carol.
It was a goose.
Yeah.
It's got a chicken.
It's probably cheaper.
Throw out some mashed potatoes here, dude.
What are you doing?
Eating goose.
This is fucked up.
They just feed them an incomplete diet,
so they would just die off the birds themselves
because they're so nutritionally lacking.
Yeah, they're only getting the one thing that makes it good.
But they're slaughtered so young, it doesn't matter.
Jesus Christ.
It's fucked up.
Damn.
Well, you know.
At almost.
Better them than us.
I got my own fucking problems.
You got a bad end, dude.
That sucks.
Damn.
Why don't you try eating some chocolate out of the trash?
So he was just basically.
He just ate that duck.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But he tried to make the foie gras out of the liver.
I would bet he doesn't know what foie gras is.
And he just thinks it's duck.
I don't think quad people are big, you know, French cuisinis.
What if he's down in Louisiana?
Down by you.
Yeah, they know all about it.
Yeah.
Okay.
Sure.
Let's get some foie gras.
Talk this over.
Get it at the store.
It's not bad.
Got it at the store.
Sat there and ate it like an animal.
Over the sink.
Yeah.
Watching my shows.
Good.