Name: Jim Norton's Classy 'Spa Adventure' Shower | Are You Garbage
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jim Norton's Classy 'Spa Adventure' Shower | Are You Garbage' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-12-13. Transcript available.

Let's say, what's the shower like at the house?
Is it like a tub shower or a stand-up shower?
Like the-
Stand-up.
It's got to be-
Well, I mean, there are two.
And the reason there's a second one is I got a tub, a nice tub, the second one.
They said, if you ever want to resell, a tub is good to have so parents with
little kids can move in.
It's a good thing to have.
But the main shower is, it's a spa adventure.
I wanted, it's a big glass.
A gentleman.
A truly gentleman's steam experience.
Because I have it where you can close off the top and it becomes a steam shower.
So I can sit there and take a nice steam.
And I'm in a real good steam.
And then it's probably, it's bigger than this table area.
Like it's a large-
It's got a nice place.
And there's a chair in the shower.
Like there's a concrete looking thing.
Like a bench.
A bench, thank you.
Yeah.
Got the wash chair in there.
Got the wash chair in there.
You've got to weigh with words.
I like to sit there.
It's good when you're taking a steam and you want to just blow your nose and
relax.
Sure.
A couple of robes hanging up in case there's company.
That's it.
For the jacuzzi.
There's a couple of robes.
There's a jacuzzi?
Outside, yeah.
Wait, hold on.
Out of the balcony?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You've never been to my house?
No.
You have a jacuzzi out on the balcony?
On the terrace, yeah.
The terrace, man.
Yes.
He's a fucking-
And then there's a tub in the bathroom.
Yes.
With a jacuzzi jet.
You can't walk out of the bathroom onto the balcony, can you?
No.
The balcony, if you want to get onto the terrace, you can go from the-
He keeps correcting me.
There is a little Juliet balcony.
What the fuck is that?
You're talking to two dirt bags.
That's a small one.
How many broads you got living there?
None.
Fewer as quick as Mr. Norman, baby.
Wow, man, that was good.
And what I love the most about my wife is that she would really enjoy that.
Now, if you go out on a Juliet balcony, when you leave the bedroom, there's a
small-
It's almost like it's enough room for one person, and you can just stand out
there and look,
and it's probably-
It's just enough for one person to relax, share a little table.
Sure, I would jump, dude, if I woke up on a bad day.
I've thought of it, believe me.
I've thought of it.
So then in the bathroom, there's a bathtub that has a shower on it.
That's a jacuzzi bathtub.
That's the guest bathroom.
Yes, that's the guest bath.
That's attached to the living room.
And the master bath has no, pardon me, no tub in it.
It's just got the standing shower and the steam room.
And the-
Damn!
And the outside area has-
Terrace.
Yes, has some places to sit.
It's got the jacuzzi.
How often are you using that jacuzzi?
Not as often as you think.
Like, you think you're going to use it.
I had a new one put in because there was one that came with the place, but I
was just like,
it was a little smaller than I would care for.
And I didn't, I don't want somebody else's jacuzzi energy.
Sure.
So I had to hire-
I'd be wiping that thing down every day.
This guy could have struck out all the time for all I know.
He's got bad juju.
This guy can't close.
Yeah, I need my own, I need my new one.
So yeah, I did get a, we had a crane come and bring up a new one.
That's how they put a jacuzzi on it.
They bring a crane out.
That cost extra?
Oh yeah.
Jesus Christ.
You should have got the forklift.
It was 10 grand to shut the fucking street down for five minutes.
Oh my God.
And then they lift it up, they hoist it, and they, I have video of it going up.
I don't know if I have it on my phone, but I have video of it being hoisted up
and it
literally takes 10 seconds.
Yeah.
And it's on top and they drop it.
And then they're gone.
And then the old, because there's no other way to get a jacuzzi into a place.
The next one, and the old one, they just break up with hammers and so on.
Pause and take down by pieces.
How long ago did you do this?
2017 or 16.
You had to have told us that.
That's insane.
Oh, I don't know.
Maybe I did.
I don't remember.
No, no, you did not.
Though I would hear stories of, you would have what?
You would have all barbecue or something of some kind.
I've only had a couple.
I'm not very social.
Do you guys have had a barbecue?
Nah, I mean, not for myself I can, and it sucks.
But there would be stories of you having these parties, and I would hear by
like third
hand, like you gotta see the deck on this place.
I would love to have had you guys.
We weren't successful yet, Jim.
I still do an open mic.
I might have bartended at it or something.
In fairness, I did one of these in August.
And I would love you to have come.
I don't know why I didn't.
I probably just forgot.