Name: Nate Bargatze owned a PET Alligator! | Are You Garbage
Uploaded: 2024-12-23T19:04:50.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Nate Bargatze owned a PET Alligator! | Are You Garbage' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-12-23. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Nate Bargatze owned a PET Alligator! | Are You Garbage' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-12-23. Transcript available.

any pets growing up we we've had a lot of pets i have a theory that when you
don't have any money
you end up having a lot of pets because you don't have the most toys so you
just in our research
that checks out yeah yeah you just need stuff around any more stuff what'd you
have anything
weird we've had oh i've had a snake a snake what one year that was a very one
year we had it well
i probably had a couple years one we was getting we had a red tail boa and then
we fed it up to mice
and then it was like going to get it was like rats then rabbits and then that's
when i think my
parents are like all right what do you do with that uh i just put it in an
aquarium type thing
no when you get rid of it oh i don't know you know i still don't know i had
there's your parents just
got rid of it yeah so i they put that in the woods yeah i haven't got a few
animal so we had that we
had a tarantula when i was growing up what you've had this is i had a tarantula
when i was a kid it
froze to death because their heat broke and we were out somewhere and so it
froze uh we had a
bird a few birds that got out one my mom like had the door open like you're
what this andy griffith
there's an andy griffith episode where aunt bee loses a bird and my mom lost
the bird and we had
once birds in the house no no in the cage but she was like cleaning it and flew
out another one flew
into a frying pan uh sounds like someone hit that bird what are you talking
about was the frying pan
hanging no no it was it was going it just went it just went into the front kamikaze
yeah yeah and
they had to get it out and it was it looking for heat losing like half its fur
uh god but it lived uh
still alive today still doing good today it ran off to louisville uh start a
new family start a new
family uh then you know dogs a bunch of dogs uh the big one i had i've told
this so this story is on my
last special uh uh hello world but it's we cut it so but i owned an alligator
when i was uh in when i
was me and my buddy this whole thing is falling apart very quickly he said yes
to every question
we've asked him so far no one's ever said yeah you have any weird pets all of
them literally no one's
ever had a strange birds which usually one is okay where did you get to tarantula
from one's enough to
get it yeah you're like oh you you failed that portion you made the team let me
put it to you
that way this guy's got 17 written all over where'd you get the tarantula uh i
was a kid my dad got it
my so i was i was like he's connected to the underworld yeah yeah so yeah i
remember he would do
i woke up he would you'd go to sleep and i'd wake up and he said it on my chest
so you just wake up and
be like i have a tarantula in chest could it bite you was it poisonous uh no i
don't know i don't
think they are i think they're relatively not harm they're pretty harmless not
according to indiana
jones yeah yeah or home alone a little overacting you know what i mean those he
should have yeah home
alone they were yeah but they're scary if you didn't know sure i mean they're
scary even if you know
they're still yeah yeah and where'd you get the alligator and what was his name
uh or her name that was
yeah yeah i want to say we named it steve after steve erwin that's pretty good
that's a good i'll give
you that yeah we love steve erwin who doesn't uh we wish rest in peace big dog
yeah i went to the zoo
in australia no kids awesome yeah yeah yeah yeah they're like the best family
ever they seem awesome
uh so uh me and i i worked in water meters and so i lived with my buddy and i
was like we should get
an alligator we go they sold cayman alligators at this pet store so we went and
got it and then uh
we had it for a little bit uh it got out of control when one time a buddy
brought a snake over
with the alligator what are you guys in the circus who were you hanging around
with well we were going to
see you know i think it was going to be like they were going to see what
happens but then nothing we
didn't let it happen because it was like well that's crazy this is a friday
night got too much yeah
how about catching a movie or something like that we had we had real stakes you
know uh uh so what
happened who won the duel no they did not go we we put a stop to it that was
about when it was like
all right all right yeah what are we doing yeah what are we you know where are
we going okay this is
this is the fine we're at a fork in the road yeah we're like the white michael
vick yeah we go all
right all right that's enough to join a bike gang yeah yeah next thing you know
you're wrestling a
groundhog yeah yeah good and then how'd you get rid of the alligator that's the
fun so i don't know for
sure uh you got real selective memory yeah comes to getting rid of these bats
yeah i don't i don't
remember how we uh got rid of the alligator so that i i joke saying the story
we let it uh we there was
we let it go on old hickory lake uh we just kind of sent it off and just let it
but i don't remember
i don't know if we gave a store my buddy knows i don't remember what i don't
know that was probably
his job it was probably his yeah it's just uh yeah we don't i'm going to bed
get him out of here yeah
yeah when i wake up i want to be gone
you