Name: The Worst (BEST) Wawa Foods You Can Eat | Are You Garbage
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Worst (BEST) Wawa Foods You Can Eat | Are You Garbage' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-01-06. Transcript available.

Pennsylvania is a great state name.
I don't care who you are.
Georgia.
Georgia is a beautiful name.
This is a name name.
Yeah.
Georgia.
I don't know.
Danny, Florida.
These are just porn names.
Tommy, Texas.
Texas Tommy.
Named after my favorite sandwich.
Let me start it.
Do you know what a Texas Tommy is?
Yeah.
I mean, in theory.
Go ahead.
I don't.
It's a hot dog.
Wrapped in bacon.
It's a cheese dog wrapped in bacon.
With, I believe, beans on it.
Luke, can I get a search on that?
Just the bacon and cheese.
No beans.
Bacon and cheese.
Bacon and cheese dog.
Texas Tommy.
You used to have him all the time over there at Wissaheckin'.
I mean, that was just, that was the big cheddar.
That was the big bacon cheddar cheese dog at Wawa, if you ask me.
We were a fucking, I goddamn, you know, Texas.
Get out of here.
That was a big cheddar cheese dog.
I told you that one time.
I bought one at lunch.
When I was working and I dropped the receipt in my pocket, out of my pocket and
someone
picked it, my boss picked it up.
And he goes, who had the big cheddar, the quarter pound cheddar cheese dog?
Dude, I was so embarrassed.
I remember getting it and went and sat in my car and ate it.
That's a freeze frame.
Talking about the first 48, you're busted.
Yeah, that was bad, dude.
That was real bad.
So embarrassed, dude.
Because it was on a hoagie roll, not a regular roll.
What the fuck?
You never saw them?
Well, the Wawa hot dog, Wawa hot dogs are great, but they just don't scratch
the itch.
You need three of them things.
And then the big, let me pull up a picture.
Eating a hot dog on a hoagie roll.
You hit me this morning when you walked in when I was having my turkey wrap.
It was like 9.15.
You're eating a hoagie.
He goes, what are you having, your breakfast, hoagie?
This was rude.
God damn, son.
12 of the, okay, hold on.
12 of the unhealthiest food items you can order at Wawa, and that was, that's
the picture.
All right, hold on.
Let's pop into this.
Oh, dude, you fat little bastard.
I wasn't, I mean, I was 22 at the time.
Your butt's ripping.
And he was like a, he was a younger kid and like in shape.
I mean, I was the fat guy at the office for sure.
But, uh, man, this is all the stuff I order on this list.
That's crazy.
Okay, here it is.
Sizzly on there?
If you want to treat yourself to a cheat day, there are worse ways of doing it
by enjoying
one of Wawa's hot dogs.
However, the all, this is what it was, the all beef big bacon cheese dog reigns
supremes
in turn, in terms of caloric value.
And it's not just calories.
All of Wawa's, all of Wawa's all day grab and go items.
I'm a big grab and go guy.
I don't like waiting around.
That's how the heat gets you.
That's how you get got waiting around.
You're on the move.
What do you mean?
Closing deals.
We were at the Philadelphia.
Gotta change this deal.
We were at the Philadelphia home show and it fell out of my pocket in the booth.
Wow.
This big, I usually just destroy all the evidence, but I must have been in, you
know.
Big bacon cheddar dog.
At the Wawa that was next to the convention center, which I think is now closed.
Start calling you big bacon cheddar.
Out of BBC.
Of all Wawa's all day grab and go items, this bacon cheese dog is one of the
least healthy
due to its high fat and saturated fat content.
That's both kinds of fat.
Saturated fats in particular should be consumed in moderation.
I was doing a high fat, low carb diet at the time.
Except for the bun.
High fat, high carb.
Except for the loaf of bread and the bun.
And this has 21 grams of saturated fat.
See what you should have saturated fat grams a day.
With 810 calories, 47 grams of fat, and 57 grams of carbohydrates, this item
isn't messing
around, especially given its size compared to the other items on the list.
And that wasn't solo.
This is a single hot dog, albeit topped with rich fatty cheese and sodium rich
bacon.
Getting me hungry.
Uh-huh.
There was a bag of chips involved in that, too.
Bag of chips and probably two Wawa iced teas.
Sure.
I wasn't doing diet iced teas at that time.
You got to think, that's probably about a $2,400, 2,400 calorie ripper.
Sure.
I was working all day.
130 grams of sugar.
Sure.
Yeah.
Plus, I was doing a home show, so I was getting candies.
How'd you feel after that?
Oh.
I had the fucking, I had the seeds from the bottom of the hoagie roll all over
my V-neck
sweater that I was wearing.
Trying to close on some Venetian blinds.
Couple two-tree heaters after that, too.
Sure.
Coming in, man.
Fumbling leads left and right.
For as bad as the shit that we eat is, you would think like it when you would
feel worse.
I think you just probably feel really, if you felt, I would argue, I am by no
means a, I
think if you felt like me, you'd be like, I feel amazing.
If I felt like Luke, I'd go, I feel amazing.
Although, you do have a high pain tolerance, so I'm not sure.
That's true.
You know what I mean?
You're just used to feeling this way.
I'm used to feeling this way.
Sure.
What do you got, Lucas?
All right.
Well, the American Heart Association recommends about 13 grams a day.
And what was I doing in that meal?
Google's giving you 20 grams a day.
It's 50.
So, yeah, 21 grams of this weight of saturated fat?
Yeah.
Yeah, I was doing 21 grams.
I get my daily intake.
I was having broccoli for dinner.
That's it, though.
I was having broccoli for dinner.
The Heart Association says what?
13 grams.
13 grams of saturated fat?
Yeah, 6% of your daily diet.
Bought by fucking big hearts.
Google's giving you 20 grams.
That's big Brussels sprouts paying for that.
Yeah.
Of course.
What else do they say?
Uh, I mean.
People at the American Heart Association.
Probably a Canadian company.
They say to add up all the saturated fats throughout the day.
Ooh, I'm not doing that.
I don't think anyone wants to know that number.
I'm trying to ruin it.
Also, which I don't mind from Wawa's, the meatball parm hoagie.
One of the saltiest items on the list.
Is this fucking Wawa's most wanted?
It's a picture of me.
That ass stomped.
Stamped.
Damn, 1,300 calories in Wawa's classic mid-sized meatball parmesan hoagie.
Jesus Christ.
77 grams of fat.
Yo, I gotta stop going to Wawa.
Don't you dare say that.
Fucked up.
Where's the sizzly on there?
It's not on the...
There you go.
You can pull up a sizzly...
No, don't do that.
Come on.
You just...
No, let's let some things...
No, bring it up.
No.
Bring it up.
Bring it up.
Man, you can get...
You're killing the imagination.
You can get sausage with scrambled eggs on a hoagie roll there.
Sausage and eggs?
That's pretty good.
Eggs and peppers is pretty good, too.
You ever have an eggs and peppers?
A little Italian breakfast?
No, but just in general.
I don't love peppers.
It's all right.
Huh.
It's fine.
Okay.
I just like...
I like eggs better than I like eggs and peepers.
All right.
Just saying.
Luke.
The sizzly is 550 on calories.
Not crazy.
No.
But...
Is this the bacon cheese croissant one?
This is the sausage, egg, and cheese.
Okay.
And then...
But the total fat, 32 grams.
32 grams?
Yeah.
And you're only supposed to have 13?
Yeah.
It's 41% of your daily value.
Oh, my God.
I've eaten three of these before.
This week?
What are you talking about?
No, I mean...
I know what you mean, and I'm just moving the timeline for you.
God damn it.
Going to get you.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.