Name: Every Man WANTS To Be In A Band! with Dan Soder
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Every Man WANTS To Be In A Band! with Dan Soder' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-02-16. Transcript available.

You're not a watch guy, are you?
No.
I have two thin wrists.
Is that what it is?
Yeah.
You think you have thin wrists?
You're a man's man.
Who told you that?
Look at that.
There's some space in there.
Or maybe you just got long fingies.
I think, yeah, I'm spindly.
You do have long fingers.
You never played the piano or guitar or nothing?
Never.
No bass?
Tried, dude, I would have fucking killed.
Come on.
I also only, I know I'd be good at the bass because I know how to move while
playing the
bass, which is this.
That's what it's all about.
Yeah, it's all rock.
You got a good bebop going.
Just one to two.
How about a head nod to the drummer?
There you go.
What's up?
Yeah.
Did you say something about it after the show?
And I'm very, the way my face is, I could probably play stand-up bass with a
hat.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Tall enough.
I always thought that was just a cello.
Really?
I'm not sure the difference.
Yeah, if I have to be honest with you.
Aren't they all just violins?
I guess.
I mean, to me, yeah.
Aren't we all just violins?
Yeah.
I never, but I don't have musical talent.
So.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Either one of you guys?
Play the guitar a little bit.
Oh.
Would you pay him to do this?
I'd pick a banjo.
Have you ever played a song for a lady?
Uh, yeah.
Uh, I don't know.
Have you heard Sunny Day by any chance?
Did you, did you, did you, did you, you've gotten pussy from playing the guitar?
I wouldn't say.
Yeah, he's got a couple of dicks from it.
Just the guy that goes, is this weird if I say I want you?
Hey, I never heard anyone do Wonderwall like that.
Can I suck your cock?
I want to suck you off, dude.
No, definitely some jam sessions in the fraternity house.
Oh, man.
And you guys were locked in, huh?
Woo!
Doing disarm.
Oh!
That's my kind of pumpkins right there.
Little pumpkins.
If you're walking by that frat house, you go, you hear those queers?
You hear the first couple of chords that come as you are?
Must be the accounting frat.
Yeah, dude.
I mean, did you, what would happen?
How would, how would a, uh, a jam sesh break out?
Jam sesh would break out.
There was a couple of kids in the fraternity that were actually pretty good.
Okay.
And at the time, I pushed myself off as a vocalist.
No way.
More of a drug addict, but.
You would sing?
Sing.
Did you ever?
He's got, I mean, this is crazy.
You don't know this.
This is like, this is like, this is like a sitcom buildup.
Yeah.
He's had a, it was like that, um, that, uh, fuck, I forgot who was doing the
interview,
but they wrote a sketch on SNL about, um, uh, Oh, uh, Mulaney wrote it for Kenan
about
a sitcom where, uh, little Richard keeps getting stuck.
And it would, this feels like a sick, you're right.
It's like, it's like, like a band's going to come through and be like, anybody
sing?
Hey, well, our car just broke down.
Hey man, the dance is over.
Yeah.
I should know a fat guy.
But I kind of feel like the cast member of the, of the sitcom that doesn't know
that
Foley can go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're like, wait, why?
This was in you the whole time.
I turned the corner and go, Oh, this guy rocks.
You'll appreciate this cringe moment.
Uh, there was a kid that was really good at guitar.
I had already been kicked out of school.
I was at theater school.
I'm hanging out there on a Saturday.
He was, as a musician, he was working out on the background.
Not so much the skill, but he needed to, he needed the dark background to be
the guy.
Yeah, dude, your outlaw persona.
Yeah, but the dude, uh, they, there was like a bunch of dudes smoking weed in
one of the
rooms, went in there and he was like, Foley, you can sing, right?
And I'm like, yeah, man, I can sing.
Now you bet your fucking ass I can.
Was it the super bad scene?
These eyes, these eyes have seen a lot of love, but they're never gonna.
Great song right there.
Who's that, Electric Light Orchestra?
No.
Uh, Emerson Lincoln Palmer?
No, it is.
God damn it.
It's the guy from the Traveling Wilburries, right?
I haven't known three of the bands you think.
That's a New Mexican ringgrass.
Was that Los Lobos?
Wasn't Irv Gotti, I can tell you that.
RIP.
Resident peace, big dog.
It's murder.
And the dude played, uh, Not Creep, um, Fake Plastic Trees.
And I sang that.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, dude, that was your, that was you getting jumped into a gang.
That was you sashaying into a gang.
The pussies.
Yeah.
Oh, I got lost there for a second.
I thought Tom York was in the room.
That's a 90s kid, man.
I mean, they hit us over the head with that shit.
We weren't ready for that.
The radio.
All that sweet stuff.
It's one of my favorite clips I watch on the road on YouTube.
Patrice.
Patrice explaining why.
That's been coming up a lot.
That's been making the rounds.
White guys, white guys clicking the creep.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
That is a thing where you're like, man, he wasn't, he was dead on.
Dead on.
I mean, like a detective.
It's like, to the point where it's like, not funny, where you're like, whoa,
that's good.
You solve the case.
Uh-huh.