Name: H. Foley & Christina Pazsitzky Love The Cure!
Uploaded: 2025-02-20T17:00:28.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'H. Foley & Christina Pazsitzky Love The Cure!' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-02-20. Transcript available.

What was the first concert?
You're goth?
What's the first concert?
Do we know the band?
Were they like a big goth band?
The best goth band in the world.
The Smiths.
Oh, they were broken up by the time I...
I'm 13 years old, so like 1988.
Okay.
L.A.
Dodger Stadium.
Depeche Mode.
I wish, no.
Am I close?
Yes.
Huh.
This is more him.
Love and Rockets is the opening band.
The Pixies.
Pixies.
I don't know.
Hit us.
The Cure.
Ah!
Wow.
It was right there.
That's a great one.
And more pop at that point, too.
If we're splitting hairs.
That's true.
I think pictures of you would already come out.
And here's the cool part about that.
So I make friends with...
I'm sure I can talk about this because she's written books about it.
With Jennifer Pentland, who's Roseanne Barr's daughter.
Okay.
So she and I, Pentland and Pajitsky.
She's got access to money.
Sure.
No one's watching that, either.
No one's home there.
Wait, this is when Roseanne's on the air?
It's popping?
This is like, she's at the height.
The height of Roseanne.
And that was a height.
It was so much fun.
You've lived so many lives.
It's crazy.
That's what I say.
That's so funny.
I feel like it.
Anyway, so I make friends with her.
And for the first time in my life, I also see comedy.
God, I'm going to cry.
And I see like, it's possible to have fun.
And their home is fun.
And her father, Bill Pentland.
Oh, they saved my life.
Oh, I'm going to cry.
Sorry, I'm not supposed to cry on a fucking comedy show.
No.
But their home is fun.
And they have stuff in their living room, like a fake spaghetti thing that's
like plastic
and the fork is in the air.
Oh, yeah, and the fork's in the air.
That was a good bit in the 80s.
Oh, it was so fun.
That was all right.
Because he was a funny guy.
They were funny people.
And like, I just love that family.
And I credit them for saving my-
That's amazing.
The Pentland's like, shout out to the whole family for saving me, basically.
So, what's the point?
Oh, so, we got lots of access to money and time.
And we took a limousine-
Being able to go to the-
To the Cure.
Cure concert, yeah.
We took a limo to Dodger Stadium when I'm 13 to see the Cure.
And I was like, what is this life?
Like, this is so lucky.
It's crazy.
Did you meet Robert Smith?
I wish.
Man, I was in love with him when I was a kid.
No, you weren't.
Ah, dude, he was the coolest.
Shut up, you're fucking with me.
I loved him.
No, you didn't.
It was before he got heavy.
It was when he was thin.
He had the under-eye makeup and the hair.
You were-
Yeah, what do you mean?
Those guys were killing it.
Are you, like, gay for him?
Or do you have gay feelings?
I wanted to be him.
Yeah, me too.
Dude, boys don't cry?
That killed me.
I didn't know you were alt.
Ah, I loved that shit.
Really?
Loved it.
Oh, you're so gay.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You're gay.
You're the one crying.
I know, I'm such a-
Oh, God.
Yeah, so that was that.
Guy wrote good songs.
What do you love from me?
He's amazing.
Yeah, they were great.
Pictures of you, I heard the first time.
The night of my prom, we were taking acid in, like, a house after the prom, and
that song
came on, and I was like, man, that's a fucking hit.
You weren't acid at the prom or after?
At prom and after prom, yeah.
How did you survive?
I don't know.
It was kind of my thing back then.
Yeah, no, me too.
I used to wrestle in high school on it.
Oh, my.
Yeah.
How much acid have you done?
Good amount.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm a little screwball, to be honest with you.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.