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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Everything You NEED To Know about Andrew Schulz' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-03-18. Transcript available.

I want you to take me through growing up in the city.
Now, a lot of times on the show, when we get to the city kids,
it's a little bit not difficult for us,
but it's hard to get that image of how city kids grew up
because we're both trash from the suburbs, you know,
fucking riding dirt bikes and construction sites
and jumping creeks and all that kind of stuff.
So I just want to get, before we get into the questions,
is take me through how you grew up in the city.
I know your family, you guys are kind of in the Union Square area mostly, right?
So, yeah, I grew up in the East Village,
but we moved down there when I was like in fourth grade.
So before that, I was like on Upper East Side and then Upper West Side.
And, yeah, I don't know.
It's like, I don't have anything to compare it to,
but people think like growing up in the city is so weird
when I describe it to them,
but I just don't understand what else there is.
Yeah.
So it's, I don't know.
It's hard for me to describe it as odd.
You know, I guess I'd go over to my apartment if there was a park.
Your parents take you to the park to hang out.
When you get old enough to go out by yourself,
you just hang out on a stoop and you drink some 40s on a stoop
or something like that.
So maybe we didn't have, I don't know,
the fucking local McDonald's,
wherever you guys would hang out on the beach.
But like that was what we did.
We just kind of felt, found some place outside.
And that's good.
And I want to get into that more specifically.
But before we get into that, tell me,
like what did your mom and dad do growing up?
Your mom, it was a dancer, correct?
Or is it a dancer?
My folks had a ballroom dance studio.
Kids all fucking class.
These are learned fucking people he comes from.
Learned people.
Were we doing good on the cash at this point?
Like were your parents doing well?
Or did they start at the bottom?
No, well, I think my mom is like dirt poor from Scotland,
came here and then she becomes like the best dancer
of her generation.
She's like three-time US ballroom dance champion.
And she was just like,
What?
I didn't know that.
She's a beast, man.
She's a beast.
So it's like she came here and then my dad grew up in Manhattan.
And then like when he was a teenager,
they moved to Jersey, to Montclair, New Jersey.
And then he was in the army and then he got out of the army.
He was in Baltimore and then he got into the news business.
And he was like at the same news station as Oprah.
And then he came off to, yeah, it's crazy, crazy.
And then, matter of fact,
a friend of his used to get head from Oprah.
Shut up.
Dude.
I said this the other day.
I said it on Twitter.
When you came through with the fucking,
the whole caller daddy business,
when you fucking didn't go out on a date with that chick.
You're like, you're like fucking Forrest Gump of modern entertainment right now.
He's just in the middle of everything.
Ah, my dad, my dad fucked Oprah, you know.
It's crazy.
No, my dad never fucked Oprah,
but a guy that he worked with said he used to get head from Oprah.
And he was like,
he literally said to my dad once,
he goes, let me tell you something.
This chick is going to be a star.
That's what he said.
We got the clip.
Cut it.
Print it, fatso.
Let that run.
That's too fucking funny.
That's crazy.
She's good.
I'll tell you that.
She's good.
She's all right.
She's all right.
My father said that,
well, my father's like, memory's gone.
He's like, losing all his memory.
And the beauty of that is like,
he probably doesn't even remember telling me this.
So like,
did you say that?
Like, if you try to sue him for slander,
he'd be like,
I don't even know what happened.
Yeah.
What are you talking about?
That's all also getting a blow job from an early Oprah is like
something you don't tell for a couple of years.
Cause you don't want anybody to know.
And then you're like, Oh, nevermind.
I got a, I got a head from Oprah.
You got to wait to the peak of Oprah.
Yeah.
That's when you drop that shit.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
So it's like,
like the more successful you get,
the better girls feel about your one night stand.
Like, yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Like the more that,
like if you're just some bum,
you're going to be like,
man, he really tricked me out of some pussy.
But like, if you really,
if you start really making it,
all of a sudden it was like,
Ooh,
It's a story.
Yeah.
Crazy weekend in Vegas.
Right.
You're not some douchebag that said you were a doctor.
So yeah,
you're not some fucking landscaper or something that,
you know,
you got a head behind a Wendy's.
Right.
Exactly.
So,
but yeah,
so Dave,
and he came up to New York and he produced the news,
um,
in,
in New York.
And he did like these really cool stories.
Like he did the first ever story of like hip hop music,
and like,
like Russell Simmons.
And like,
he went up to the Bronx and like grandmaster flash and all these guys.
Like he did this really cool shit.
And he was always,
and he did a story on my mom and then,
uh,
they just started dating.
And then,
you know,
I,
I,
I became me.
And then,
uh,
he started working with my mom and like basically running the dance studio from
like the managerial side.
And they just taught partner dance.
It was really cool.
And they just did some,
some great stuff.
And they,
they're like the perfect example of like,
you just do something good.
And then good things end up happening for you.
Like,
yeah,
really just like preserved certain dance forms that weren't popular.
But like,
my dad just thought that they were beautiful.
My mom thought they were beautiful.
They didn't want them to die.
So like swing was one of them.
Like he was like,
my dad will get written out of the history books with swing,
but like the swing resurgence is because of my dad.
In the nineties.
I mean,
yeah.
Like,
so literally he went up to this club.
I think it was called the cotton club in like Harlem.
And they were going and he would go.
Cause there was this dance and he would see like no kids with their dancing
swing.
And he was asking the,
the guy and girl who put it on this old blood,
he's all black couple.
He's like,
what's happening to the dance.
Like,
why isn't it being passed on to the next generation?
And they were just like,
yeah,
the youth doesn't care.
So like,
he like asked this guy who was one of the original Savoy dancers,
like from the Savoy ballroom or whatever.
Maybe it was a Savoy ballroom.
And,
um,
I don't even know what that is.
Foley's never been in a ballroom.
So
it's a little,
it's a little nicer than the cotton club.
It's not in Harlem.
So,
so yeah.
So they just like,
he was like,
Hey,
can you just teach this dance to some of our teachers?
We'd like to just like,
keep this going.
And my parents would call me these like swing dances,
like,
like at random like restaurants and shit like that.
Just creating a place for people to go out and like partner dances.
They were teaching lessons.
And then swing exploded.
Like,
it exploded.
It was hot for a while.
It was huge in LA too.
It was,
there was a thing called West Coast Swing in LA.
There was that movie Swingers.
And the style of swing that my parents taught and that was taught in my parents'
school by these like swing legends,
ends up becoming the big style.
And none of the other studios taught that style.
So everyone came there.
It was like the perfect example of like,
you know,
just do things for the right reason and then you'll get rewarded monetarily.
Yeah.
Jesus.
And,
um,
I just remember going to the studio and there'd be like fucking 40 people in
every single room and the studio got bigger.
And it was like,
what a crazy thing.
So we're talking about classy people here and I like that,
but this is the one thing I wanted to know.
I don't know if they're like classy people.
Like,
the mom is like a.
Well,
immigrants can go either way.
We found out.
I'm like a real Scottish woman from like the hood outside Glasgow.
Like,
if I say her neighborhood to Scottish people,
they're like,
oh,
like real rough shit,
dog.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think that's probably on the little like boosier stuff.
We found out this show is called,
are you garbage or were you raised by immigrant parents sometimes?
So it's like the same.
It's the same thing.
Right.
Um,
before we get to the questions,
I just want to know,
take me on a typical night as specific as possible.
Now,
when you say the East village,
so you're what?
35,
36.
So you're talking,
you're 12,
13,
mid nineties,
right?
Yeah.
Does that make sense?
Yeah.
83.
I was born in 83.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So the East village,
in the fucking nineties,
you're 12,
13 years old.
You're obviously not going out with your parents.
What are you and your boys doing?
Like,
are you guys hopping the train?
Are you going out to fucking Coney Island?
Not leaving the city.
12,
13.
12,
13 is early,
man.
I'm trying to think like 12,
13,
maybe where,
I wonder if we were even going to play pool.
We're probably just going to see a movie.
What we did was there was,
I forget the exact age of this,
but we figured out how to sneak into my local movie theater.
There we go.
My local movie theater had like this back,
both of them,
there's one on 11th and third,
and the other one was on 12th and second.
And both of them have this back entrance.
So if we got one person to buy a ticket,
we could go in and then sneak in the rest of us through the side entrance.
And then we figured out how to use like all the back places where they like put
the garbage,
you know,
like they clean out the movie theaters and then they go through that little
exit sign.
You know,
you're going to a movie theater and there's like an exit sign right next to the
screen.
Like what we did.
And we found out like how to kind of like get through it.
So we just watched movies.
I think that was around that age.
That's like middle school,
right?
Yeah.
Something like that.
But yeah,
I was born.
You don't do anything as a kid in the city.
You know,
like my private school friends,
they weren't even really,
they weren't even doing a lot of drugs or anything by then.
And they're like,
it's,
it's a weird age,
12,
13.
You're not doing anything in the city.
Yeah.
I picture,
I picture crazy.
I picture like basketball diaries.
That's what I picture you guys all.
High school though.
High school shit gets crazy.
High school.
Yeah.
That's when like,
that's when like,
you see the kids start fucking with drugs.
And then like the private school kids,
like they realize their parents don't really care about them that much.
So they start acting up and hoping to get attention.
So they're throwing parties at their house.
And then all the hood kids are coming to the parties to sell them the weed and
they're stealing from the house.
It's like a law and order episode.
Well,
I would have private school friends of mine.
They would call me and specifically they'd be like,
yo,
do you think you could bring your black friends?
We got this fight uptown and we,
and we just,
but they say my black friend,
like don't bring you,
you might be able to fight,
you might be able to fight,
but if you just bring the black guys,
they'll be intimidated.
Yeah.
Don't,
don't bring,
don't bring Tommy with you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We need your meal.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
I love that.
Different times,
man.
Definitely different times.
It's crazy because like from suburban kids to think of having,
especially the fucking East village,
having that as your backyard crazy dude,
it blows our minds.
And I'm sure,
you know,
the opposite,
but dude,
you know what it is?
It's like,
you have all this freedom because you can walk around and it's,
there's all this shit going on around,
but you can't do any of the shit.
So it's like,
and when you're in the suburbs,
you walk around your cul-de-sac and there's nothing to do.
And I have better shit to look at,
but it's actually worse because I'm just looking at all the shit.
I'm not allowed to do yet.
Right.
Yeah.
but I'm just as bored and people are having fun.
Now they say it like most crime happens in areas where like,
uh,
you're like,
there's relative poverty where it's like the poor people live right next to
the rich people.
People see how poor they are.
But like in Haiti,
you're not stealing.
Cause you're like,
Oh yeah,
that guy's poor too.
So it was like,
that's what it was.
So yeah,
we got an earlier start probably around like 17,
18.
We probably started going to bars and clubs and that kind of shit.
earlier years,
you're just fucking bored.
You're playing video games.
You're doing nothing.
You're trying to like tap to your cable box to get channel 35.
That was like,
we were doing the same things.
That was one of my questions too.
Oh yeah,
dude.
I mean like my mom fucked up like classic,
like poor immigrant thing.
The second she got some money,
she just got the cable package with everything.
She just went,
she went everything.
Right.
My mom did weird flexes with her money.
Like she,
the second they started to make money,
my mom got a cleaning lady to come three days a week.
Woo.
She might be garbage.
But because that's her thing is like of all the ways you could spend your money,
right?
Like you could like develop like trusts.
You could find different ways.
My mom was like,
I don't want to do,
I don't want to vacuum.
I don't want to do laundry ever again.
I don't vacuum ever again.
Three days a week,
Monday,
Wednesday,
Friday.
Like I just smelled like fresh laundry at school every single day.
At least she spaced it out.
I like the fact that she spaced it out.
Cause it would have been real trashy if she had them,
if she hadn't come three days in a row and then fucking Thursday to Sunday,
you guys are fucking struggling.
Yeah,
dude.
All right.
Perfect.
Yeah,
that was it.
So there's a bit of a new money aspect.
That's yeah.
Interesting.
My mom is pure new money.
So was my dad,
dude.
It was the same way.
Yeah.
And my dad is more like,
uh,
my dad is like end of money.
So like dad's,
my dad's family had money back in like the 1800s.
Sure.
Yeah,
yeah,
yeah.
Jesus.
Like that money slowly evaporated.
Like my dad's family business was called auto typists and they were typewriters.
Like my grandfather,
like my great grand friend,
I think we're in the typewriter business.
So like basically you're just seeing the end.
Right.
Yeah.
It's kind of like falling apart,
but rich people don't stop acting like they're rich.
Yeah.
No,
not at all.
Not at all,
dude.
They got to keep up appearances,
man,
especially Manhattan or New York.
You got to keep up fucking appearances.
I remember my girl telling me like her grandparents,
like they were broke by the time that they were like dead pretty much.
But they made maybe like,
they had like $150,000.
They like gave away a hundred thousand of that 150,000 to charity because that's
what rich people did.
Like,
so they had to show.
Yeah.
They were rather front.
Like they had money that had people.
Wow.
So your dad's not,
your dad's not like driving around the city in his own limousine,
like driving and then hopping into the back when he pulls up to a light.
My dad was,
wasn't part of the generation with like money,
money.
It was part of the end of it.
Yeah.
But that legacy kind of stuck through.
Not with him.
Like he has zero ego,
zero,
any of that kind of stuff.
Like he's one of six kids.
You know what I mean?
Like he actually like enlisted instead of like,
you know,
fake,
like he couldn't get into the arm.
Sure.
And he had flat feet or what everybody else in the family probably did.
Asthma or something.
Yeah.
Exactly.
So it's like,
no,
he's a real one about it,
but it just is interesting to see that like kind of downward trend,
you know?
Okay.
The opposite.
Like she's like on the come up.
So she's like,
ah,
what can you do with money?
Cleaning ladies.
Yeah.
Yeah.
For sure.
We had,
this is how,
what do you do with money?
He's like,
save it.
It goes away.
Yeah.
It goes.
Yeah.
Balance your savings account every month.
You know what I mean?
Reconcile that shit.
I think we need to donate this to a museum.
Yeah.
Right.
We're getting a new whirlpool.
What are you talking about?
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Everything You NEED To Know about Andrew Schulz

I want you to take me through growing up in the city.
Now, a lot of times on the show, when we get to the city kids,
it's a little bit not difficult for us,
but it's hard to get that image of how city kids grew up
because we're both trash from the suburbs, you know,
fucking riding dirt bikes and construction sites
and jumping creeks and all that kind of stuff.
So I just want to get, before we get into the questions,
is take me through how you grew up in the city.
I know your family, you guys are kind of in the Union Square area mostly, right?
So, yeah, I grew up in the East Village,
but we moved down there when I was like in fourth grade.
So before that, I was like on Upper East Side and then Upper West Side.
And, yeah, I don't know.
It's like, I don't have anything to compare it to,
but people think like growing up in the city is so weird
when I describe it to them,
but I just don't understand what else there is.
Yeah.
So it's, I don't know.
It's hard for me to describe it as odd.
You know, I guess I'd go over to my apartment if there was a park.
Your parents take you to the park to hang out.
When you get old enough to go out by yourself,
you just hang out on a stoop and you drink some 40s on a stoop
or something like that.
So maybe we didn't have, I don't know,
the fucking local McDonald's,
wherever you guys would hang out on the beach.
But like that was what we did.
We just kind of felt, found some place outside.
And that's good.
And I want to get into that more specifically.
But before we get into that, tell me,
like what did your mom and dad do growing up?
Your mom, it was a dancer, correct?
Or is it a dancer?
My folks had a ballroom dance studio.
Kids all fucking class.
These are learned fucking people he comes from.
Learned people.
Were we doing good on the cash at this point?
Like were your parents doing well?
Or did they start at the bottom?
No, well, I think my mom is like dirt poor from Scotland,
came here and then she becomes like the best dancer
of her generation.
She's like three-time US ballroom dance champion.
And she was just like,
What?
I didn't know that.
She's a beast, man.
She's a beast.
So it's like she came here and then my dad grew up in Manhattan.
And then like when he was a teenager,
they moved to Jersey, to Montclair, New Jersey.
And then he was in the army and then he got out of the army.
He was in Baltimore and then he got into the news business.
And he was like at the same news station as Oprah.
And then he came off to, yeah, it's crazy, crazy.
And then, matter of fact,
a friend of his used to get head from Oprah.
Shut up.
Dude.
I said this the other day.
I said it on Twitter.
When you came through with the fucking,
the whole caller daddy business,
when you fucking didn't go out on a date with that chick.
You're like, you're like fucking Forrest Gump of modern entertainment right now.
He's just in the middle of everything.
Ah, my dad, my dad fucked Oprah, you know.
It's crazy.
No, my dad never fucked Oprah,
but a guy that he worked with said he used to get head from Oprah.
And he was like,
he literally said to my dad once,
he goes, let me tell you something.
This chick is going to be a star.
That's what he said.
We got the clip.
Cut it.
Print it, fatso.
Let that run.
That's too fucking funny.
That's crazy.
She's good.
I'll tell you that.
She's good.
She's all right.
She's all right.
My father said that,
well, my father's like, memory's gone.
He's like, losing all his memory.
And the beauty of that is like,
he probably doesn't even remember telling me this.
So like,
did you say that?
Like, if you try to sue him for slander,
he'd be like,
I don't even know what happened.
Yeah.
What are you talking about?
That's all also getting a blow job from an early Oprah is like
something you don't tell for a couple of years.
Cause you don't want anybody to know.
And then you're like, Oh, nevermind.
I got a, I got a head from Oprah.
You got to wait to the peak of Oprah.
Yeah.
That's when you drop that shit.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
So it's like,
like the more successful you get,
the better girls feel about your one night stand.
Like, yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Like the more that,
like if you're just some bum,
you're going to be like,
man, he really tricked me out of some pussy.
But like, if you really,
if you start really making it,
all of a sudden it was like,
Ooh,
It's a story.
Yeah.
Crazy weekend in Vegas.
Right.
You're not some douchebag that said you were a doctor.
So yeah,
you're not some fucking landscaper or something that,
you know,
you got a head behind a Wendy's.
Right.
Exactly.
So,
but yeah,
so Dave,
and he came up to New York and he produced the news,
um,
in,
in New York.
And he did like these really cool stories.
Like he did the first ever story of like hip hop music,
and like,
like Russell Simmons.
And like,
he went up to the Bronx and like grandmaster flash and all these guys.
Like he did this really cool shit.
And he was always,
and he did a story on my mom and then,
uh,
they just started dating.
And then,
you know,
I,
I,
I became me.
And then,
uh,
he started working with my mom and like basically running the dance studio from
like the managerial side.
And they just taught partner dance.
It was really cool.
And they just did some,
some great stuff.
And they,
they're like the perfect example of like,
you just do something good.
And then good things end up happening for you.
Like,
yeah,
really just like preserved certain dance forms that weren't popular.
But like,
my dad just thought that they were beautiful.
My mom thought they were beautiful.
They didn't want them to die.
So like swing was one of them.
Like he was like,
my dad will get written out of the history books with swing,
but like the swing resurgence is because of my dad.
In the nineties.
I mean,
yeah.
Like,
so literally he went up to this club.
I think it was called the cotton club in like Harlem.
And they were going and he would go.
Cause there was this dance and he would see like no kids with their dancing
swing.
And he was asking the,
the guy and girl who put it on this old blood,
he's all black couple.
He's like,
what's happening to the dance.
Like,
why isn't it being passed on to the next generation?
And they were just like,
yeah,
the youth doesn't care.
So like,
he like asked this guy who was one of the original Savoy dancers,
like from the Savoy ballroom or whatever.
Maybe it was a Savoy ballroom.
And,
um,
I don't even know what that is.
Foley's never been in a ballroom.
So
it's a little,
it's a little nicer than the cotton club.
It's not in Harlem.
So,
so yeah.
So they just like,
he was like,
Hey,
can you just teach this dance to some of our teachers?
We'd like to just like,
keep this going.
And my parents would call me these like swing dances,
like,
like at random like restaurants and shit like that.
Just creating a place for people to go out and like partner dances.
They were teaching lessons.
And then swing exploded.
Like,
it exploded.
It was hot for a while.
It was huge in LA too.
It was,
there was a thing called West Coast Swing in LA.
There was that movie Swingers.
And the style of swing that my parents taught and that was taught in my parents'
school by these like swing legends,
ends up becoming the big style.
And none of the other studios taught that style.
So everyone came there.
It was like the perfect example of like,
you know,
just do things for the right reason and then you'll get rewarded monetarily.
Yeah.
Jesus.
And,
um,
I just remember going to the studio and there'd be like fucking 40 people in
every single room and the studio got bigger.
And it was like,
what a crazy thing.
So we're talking about classy people here and I like that,
but this is the one thing I wanted to know.
I don't know if they're like classy people.
Like,
the mom is like a.
Well,
immigrants can go either way.
We found out.
I'm like a real Scottish woman from like the hood outside Glasgow.
Like,
if I say her neighborhood to Scottish people,
they're like,
oh,
like real rough shit,
dog.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think that's probably on the little like boosier stuff.
We found out this show is called,
are you garbage or were you raised by immigrant parents sometimes?
So it's like the same.
It's the same thing.
Right.
Um,
before we get to the questions,
I just want to know,
take me on a typical night as specific as possible.
Now,
when you say the East village,
so you're what?
35,
36.
So you're talking,
you're 12,
13,
mid nineties,
right?
Yeah.
Does that make sense?
Yeah.
83.
I was born in 83.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So the East village,
in the fucking nineties,
you're 12,
13 years old.
You're obviously not going out with your parents.
What are you and your boys doing?
Like,
are you guys hopping the train?
Are you going out to fucking Coney Island?
Not leaving the city.
12,
13.
12,
13 is early,
man.
I'm trying to think like 12,
13,
maybe where,
I wonder if we were even going to play pool.
We're probably just going to see a movie.
What we did was there was,
I forget the exact age of this,
but we figured out how to sneak into my local movie theater.
There we go.
My local movie theater had like this back,
both of them,
there's one on 11th and third,
and the other one was on 12th and second.
And both of them have this back entrance.
So if we got one person to buy a ticket,
we could go in and then sneak in the rest of us through the side entrance.
And then we figured out how to use like all the back places where they like put
the garbage,
you know,
like they clean out the movie theaters and then they go through that little
exit sign.
You know,
you're going to a movie theater and there's like an exit sign right next to the
screen.
Like what we did.
And we found out like how to kind of like get through it.
So we just watched movies.
I think that was around that age.
That's like middle school,
right?
Yeah.
Something like that.
But yeah,
I was born.
You don't do anything as a kid in the city.
You know,
like my private school friends,
they weren't even really,
they weren't even doing a lot of drugs or anything by then.
And they're like,
it's,
it's a weird age,
12,
13.
You're not doing anything in the city.
Yeah.
I picture,
I picture crazy.
I picture like basketball diaries.
That's what I picture you guys all.
High school though.
High school shit gets crazy.
High school.
Yeah.
That's when like,
that's when like,
you see the kids start fucking with drugs.
And then like the private school kids,
like they realize their parents don't really care about them that much.
So they start acting up and hoping to get attention.
So they're throwing parties at their house.
And then all the hood kids are coming to the parties to sell them the weed and
they're stealing from the house.
It's like a law and order episode.
Well,
I would have private school friends of mine.
They would call me and specifically they'd be like,
yo,
do you think you could bring your black friends?
We got this fight uptown and we,
and we just,
but they say my black friend,
like don't bring you,
you might be able to fight,
you might be able to fight,
but if you just bring the black guys,
they'll be intimidated.
Yeah.
Don't,
don't bring,
don't bring Tommy with you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We need your meal.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
I love that.
Different times,
man.
Definitely different times.
It's crazy because like from suburban kids to think of having,
especially the fucking East village,
having that as your backyard crazy dude,
it blows our minds.
And I'm sure,
you know,
the opposite,
but dude,
you know what it is?
It's like,
you have all this freedom because you can walk around and it's,
there's all this shit going on around,
but you can't do any of the shit.
So it's like,
and when you're in the suburbs,
you walk around your cul-de-sac and there's nothing to do.
And I have better shit to look at,
but it's actually worse because I'm just looking at all the shit.
I'm not allowed to do yet.
Right.
Yeah.
but I'm just as bored and people are having fun.
Now they say it like mo