Name: AYG & Friends Live with Mark Normand!
Uploaded: 2025-03-19T18:42:49.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'AYG & Friends Live with Mark Normand!' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-03-19. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'AYG & Friends Live with Mark Normand!' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-03-19. Transcript available.

All right, where is Chris Esposito?
Hey, Esposito!
Let Chris hear it one time, everybody.
Give it up for him.
Where are you from, brother?
I'm from Queens.
Shout out to it.
What do you do for a living?
I'm a licensed funeral director.
What?
Holy shit.
Wow.
That's it.
You ever steal a watch?
No, no, no, no.
Did you ever sneak a beak?
Yeah.
Yeah, what about the ladies, huh?
Are you, do you touch, do you deal with the body or are you just the guy at the
place?
No, I do everything.
Whoa!
What, do you think he's the maitre d'?
I don't know.
I'm the hostess at a funeral home.
It's good tips.
During COVID, were you coughing?
All right.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Okay.
All right.
Do you ever drive the hearse?
Yeah, I drive the hearse.
Really?
I do everything.
I pick people up from where they pass away.
Whoa!
Make arrangements, drive the hearse, bury people.
You got dibs on Biden?
That's coming.
He's just following them in the hearse.
One of these days, I'll get you, Joey.
Yeah.
Tick tock, tick tock.
So did you and your, you live with both of your parents?
Yep.
Are you in the same room you grew up in?
Yeah.
Oof.
But I got rid of the race car bed, so.
What, what's on the walls?
Cum?
No, I just, uh.
I work weekends.
I don't have a dating life.
No, I just, uh.
This guy loves cum.
This guy.
Have you gotten in a casket for fun?
I actually do have two caskets in my house.
They were, they're like coffin shaped, so I took it home.
Whoa.
Why'd you take them home?
That doesn't make it any better.
Well, you can make furniture out of it.
Wait, why'd you take them home?
Uh, because it's the shape of like an actual coffin from like, they were
shipped from around
the world.
They came to us.
Oh boy.
Yeah.
We can't use them, so.
And how do your parents feel about having two coffins in their house?
Uh.
With their names on them.
Ma, this one's gonna be yours.
Yeah.
What do you have them in the basement?
Yeah.
Yeah, they're just stored away.
Okay.
Whoa.
The basement's not finished?
No.
Okay.
You just have them thrown down in the basement.
Okay.
God, is that legal?
What the fuck?
You got coffins in your house?
Yeah, you can have a funeral in your house.
You can have a wake in your house.
There's no laws against it.
Whoa.
You ever, uh.
You ever fuck a goth chick?
No, no.
Oh, the coffin would be a good in with that, though.
Yeah.
That's a lock.
Chris seems to have been jammed up most of his life, because his question is,
are you garbage
if you get selected to go on people's court because your father bounced a check
to pay for your little league team?
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Your dad's been behind the eight ball for a minute, dude.
Yeah.
I own half a little league team and the house.
You got to explain that a little bit for us.
I went down to a tryout.
We should have known something was up.
I was the only person at the tryout.
Whoa, man.
The guy was late for the tryouts.
He just hit some ground balls.
We talked about it.
He was like, yeah, you made the team.
Ha.
My dad gave him a check.
The check bounced.
And then we ended up, I guess, I guess because it went through, like, the
courts, they selected
it for the people's court.
So we went down to the people's court, and it turns out the guy was one of my
umpires
in high school.
I can't tell who's scamming who.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know what the hell's going on.
It sounded like you showed up to a porn shoot.
Yeah, it was in an open field, a baseball field.
Was there an actual team?
Apparently, there was a team, but no one showed up.
It was just...
Just two broke scumbags trying to rip each other off, and you hitting dingers.
Let Chris hear it one more time, guys.
Fucking awesome.
Home run, baby.
And then that's it for Mark Norman, gang.
Let him hear it one fucking time.
Hey, thank you.
Comedy.
Brother, love you.
Thank you so much.
Love you, buddy.
Thank you so much.
Mark Norman, let him fucking hear it.
Happy comedy.
Comedy.
Bye.