Name: The ROUGH Life of a DXL Employee
Uploaded: 2025-03-21T17:01:01.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The ROUGH Life of a DXL Employee' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-03-21. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The ROUGH Life of a DXL Employee' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-03-21. Transcript available.

This is about all just kinds of shopping.
This is from Harvey.
Never have one red hoagie here.
Is it garbage to deny help from an employee even though you definitely need
help?
I do that.
To deny?
Oh.
Like you go in, hey, can I help you with anything?
No, I'm just looking and really a question of, hey, do you carry fucking scuba
tanks?
No?
Yeah.
I do that.
See, I always thought at Foot Locker that you got a bump.
That, like, who helped you?
Kevin helped me.
Yeah, I think certain, I think maybe, like, full-time employees at some point
got commissioned.
But, like, the part-time guy, and my buddy did it when he worked at Foot Locker.
Did not.
Did not.
But, like, you needed to sell, you needed to help so, you know, they can tell
how hard you're working by how many.
That was the way it was explained to me.
I could be wrong.
Your name gets put in there.
Yeah, it's like, oh, you only helped three people today?
Whereas fucking Gary helped 100?
Everybody said no.
I'm trying.
I'm just, yeah, I'm just looking.
Well, if you need, yeah, but they need, you have to go get the shoes in Foot
Locker.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, that's true.
You know what I mean?
Somebody has to go get them.
DXL, sometimes they give you the full-court press.
Are you sure you don't need on there hanging around?
That'd look good on you.
All right, first of all, nothing looks good on me, lady.
I know you're fucking lying to me.
Sure.
They might work on, that might be more of a commish-based.
I don't think there's a lot of part-time after-school kids working at DXL.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, that would be more Macy's, Target, Best Buy.
And those kids, I don't think, they don't get commish.
I think I'd be good at DXL.
Yeah.
No, you don't want that.
Buddy, I have it.
That thing stains like you wouldn't believe.
That thing, the wear and tear on that thing alone.
Be good there.
Sure, I think you would be great.
You know, my one uncle worked there, was a Joseph A. Bank guy.
Mm-hmm.
Cleaned up.
He was just a born salesman.
My uncle's brother.
By marriage.
Uncle Joe.
Some guy you know.
Yeah.
Used to move, move, move suits.
Fabric.
Yeah.
DXL employees get commission.
No shit.
I can tell.
Really?
I can tell.
Varying between 1.5% and 6% based on the personal sales volume.
That's funny because the last couple.
That's got to be a lot on a 40-pound coat.
That's funny because the last couple times I went in, I dropped a couple of
bucks there.
I was loading up.
And I don't remember them, like, falling over themselves.
I think it still depends on the employee, but it seems like DXL is a pretty
good commission-based system.
I mean, but 1%.
To get any real juice off that, you got to be spending, like, 20 grand in there.
I think I spent, like, 300 bucks, 400 bucks.
Last couple of times I was in there.
That's four bucks to that guy.
Is that all it is?
I'd tell you to go suck my dick.
Come in here fucking making demands and shit.
You know what I'm going to make 450?
No way.
Is that what it is?
1% of $100.
That's got to be 10%.
Could be.
No, it goes up to 6.
6?
Yeah.
You got to be an earner to get.
You got to be there a long time.
You got to be Mr. DX or L to get 6%.
It should be, like, 10%.
They should get 10%.
Unless they're paying them out the wazoo.
What, the wazoo?
Give them a reason to move some fucking gear.
They don't need to.
You're in there.
You can't go nowhere.
What, you going to walk out to fucking DL?
Like, you need DX.
You know what I mean?
I'll go over to Urban Outfitters right now.
What does DXL stand for?
What's the D?
Destination XL.
Whoa.
Location badass.
I wish I could do a director beam.
Destination.
Destination badass.
It's great.
No, it's Destination XL.
My bad.
It's also tall, too.
Dude, that one mannequin we posted a picture.
He's, like, 5'2", fucking 380, that guy.
That guy owns a cheesesteak place.
His dad started.
He's the son.