Name: The 'Meatballs, Ravioli & Mash Potato' SUPER COMBO!
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The 'Meatballs, Ravioli & Mash Potato' SUPER COMBO!' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-03-27. Transcript available.

All right, let's see.
This one's from Uncle Randy.
Very food heavy.
Uncle Randy, $10 OG hoagie.
Never have one read.
Is it garbage to order a side of mashed potatoes with ravioli and meatballs?
When I was a kid, my grandparents would take me to dinner
and let me get whatever I wanted.
That was my pick every time.
That is a heavy bike meal.
The raviolis is what's throwing me off.
Really?
Yeah.
Because, I mean, dude, upstate PA, anytime there was a family function,
there was, you know, and the sterno trays were out, there was meatballs,
there was, like, you know, chicken cacciatore or, you know, chicken marsala,
but there was always mashed potatoes and coleslaw.
A hundred percent.
I get it.
I'm with it.
Dude, meatballs and mashed potatoes is great.
I've done it.
It's just heavy.
That's a heavy weekend, dude.
I've got some raviolis.
I mean, we do it at Christmas.
Yeah.
I mean, Christmas because it gets catered because there's so many of us.
It's just like a shitty caterer in fucking Philly.
It's so good, though.
And it's just the sterno chafing dishes.
Meatballs.
Dude, penne.
Dude, you do penne?
Sure.
You do a little penne.
That penne was always real dry.
A little bit of mashed potato.
That penne was dry as shit.
Yeah.
Not soupy at all.
No, that's not even soupy.
Yeah, that's tough.
That's a hard one.
I've told you before.
I remember one time my aunt took me and my little fat ass out to breakfast one
time,
and I ordered pancakes and a bagel.
You're down the shore.
You're running a marathon?
Carbo-loading.
And she's like, how about you get a bowl of fruit?
And I was like, yeah, whatever you say, lady.
Go for it.
I ain't going to.
Oh, you guys are Froot Loops?
I was like, I ain't going to fucking touch it.
I didn't know that.
That's where my love affair with carbs started.
Man.
There was nothing wrong with crushing a short stack in a poppy seed baggie.
Man, when the ant's calling you out.
Yeah.
Slow down.
Still brings it up.
How about a black cup of coffee and a grapefruit, huh?
Yeah, but you mind your own fucking-
Have you tried smoking cigarettes?
How about you mind your own business?
Let me get a Western to go.
Giving you diet pills?
Man, I love meatballs and mashed potatoes, though.
I'll tell you that right now.
It's trashy because, one, they are-
It's trashy.
Obviously, but they're both heavy.
But, two, they don't-
Normal, they shouldn't be mixing.
You can't get-
Who?
Who?
Meatballs and mashed potatoes?
Hey, tough guy, relax.
It's meat and potatoes.
Just Italianified.
All spaghetti sauce really is is a sauce.
That's basically meatloaf.
Is meatloaf and mashed potatoes okay?
I don't know why you're-
What?
No, I would argue that's also very-
That's fine.
It's a heavy-
No, but they dance together.
They go together.
Listen, I'm not saying they're not.
Who's-
You know they don't-
They're not on very many menus.
Give me that.
Will you give me that?
What?
Meatballs and mashed potatoes?
Meatballs and mashed potatoes.
Don't end up on a lot of-
You're not going down to Carbone's down on Sullivan Street
and getting fucking meatballs and mashed potatoes.
Okay, guy?
Fair enough.
Listen, I have it every year.
It does not feel right.
When you're doing it, you feel like you're being a naughty little boy.
With a side of slaw.
No, thank you.
No good?
Couple dinner rolls on that, too.
Oh, buddy.
You're speaking my language.
I love-
Nothing like a fucking big fucking bowl of dinner rolls.
Love it.
Right at the end, next to the salad, only ranch dressing.
Let's go.
I've never touched that salad.
Ever.
In 38 years.
Whatever.
Say I'm 38.
There's like three cucumbers and a couple of shredded carrots on top.
I've been serving myself for, let's call it, 36 years, whatever.
Not 36, whatever.
33 years, 32 years.
I ain't never even batted an eye at one of them salads.
I would assume you stay away from the soup if it's offered in those situations
as well.
I don't mind with the soup, but that salad.
It's like, dude, it sucks when you're stuck in front of it because, like, it's
always the first-
A lot of times, it's the first thing.
And I'm just waiting to get to the tendies and the fries or whatever's done at
the end.
And a lot of times, I'll bust a button hook around the guy and jump down and I
ain't doing a pro to upset.
I had a salad for lunch.
It's got the cellophane over top of it.
It looks like hospital food.
Yeah.
I just have a colonoscopy.
Get out of here with this.
Give me the meatballs.
That's nice, though.
Grandparents probably want to eat that so you're going to fall asleep, you fat
little bastard.
You're going to be asleep in the car.
Not a ravioli guy.
Can I tell you that?
Have I told you this?
I mean, you told me a lot of your food opinions.
I just want to go on record now.
I'm not crazy about the just cheese ravioli.
Now, they do the specialty ones like a pumpkin ravioli.
That doesn't get there.
I like that as a side.
As a side?
Jesus Christ.
This guy's got problems.
You want to have big ravioli?
You want to have big raviolis for the table?
There was a time, I don't know why, but my mom, Denise's freezer, was chock
full of
bags of frozen raviolis.
They, some happened, something happened.
Those were probably late 90s.
Yeah.
Somebody started selling them.
Like, um.
Market day or something, I think we would get them.
I don't know.
We would just get bags.
Is that like something from school?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We'd get bags of them.
Yeah.
And I.
In the sheets.
They were in like little square.
It looked like a book.
No.
Those were the stuffed shells.
Yes.
Which I learned my.
It was just, man.
The outside would get.
They took 55 minutes and has a fucking fat 11 year old in the home, home alone.
I never.
That might as well been 10 days.
I never understood that when they would make big ziti, everything was cooked.
Throw that shit in there for 10 minutes.
But the guy, you got to wait 45 minutes till it's done.
Yeah.
It's already cooked.
But I.
I.
My mom showed me how to make raviolis one time.
She said, you can make these when I'm at work.
Man.
Crushing a bag of.
I like.
For a fat.
What a family of five would do.
I would do.
At 4.30 p.m. on a Tuesday.
Home alone.
Probably dinner.
Pre dinner.
Two liter Coke.
Just go in TRL.
My jams on.
Watch that Carson Daly and Fred Durst.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Just crushing a bag.
And I remember.
This is my problem with anything.
As a larger gentleman, I'm sure you can.
You can attest to this.
Sure.
I get into it with my wife of like.
Well, you know, let's say I'm making eggs.
OK.
And there's four eggs.
Right.
A typical meal for me would be three eggs.
OK.
But I'm not going to put one egg back in the thing.
That's just jamming up to work.
We've been down this road before, my friend.
Oh, I'm going to have the fourth egg.
Same thing with the raviolis.
Let's say there's 10 raviolis.
I'm going to have six.
There's not a full dose for me tomorrow.
I might as well, you know.
Because then I'm going to go into the freezer the next day.
10 raviolis.
That's crazy.
I didn't have the salad.
You heard me.
And then I'm going to go in the next day.
And four isn't going to scratch the itch.
So then it's four in a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch or something.
And then that's not a meal.
No, that's an odd pairing.
I'll give you that.