Name: Joe List & Tom Dustin's WILD At Home Stripper Parties!
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe List & Tom Dustin's WILD At Home Stripper Parties!' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-03-31. Transcript available.

How did this come about, by the way?
How did you guys, you guys started together in Boston, right?
Yeah.
A quarter of a century ago.
A quarter of a century ago.
I walked into an open mic night.
I saw Joe up on stage.
He was hilarious, and he had a really, really hot girlfriend.
And I was like, this guy, this guy must be doing something right.
Is that true, Joe List?
I had some really, don't judge based on my wife now.
What are you talking about?
I'll be silly.
Sarah's a hot ticket herself.
It's a smoke show.
We love her.
Smoking hot, broad, great body, nice tits, perfect butt.
One of the funniest.
She's got a great body, buddy.
She's got a great body.
That's one of my favorite delivery.
Slap some on the back.
Also, a line I use the most, maybe, is Kramer going, all right, show's over.
But anyways, yeah, I had some hot numbers.
And I started in high school, fresh out of high school.
And how old were you when you started?
I was 25.
What's the age difference?
Seven years.
Seven years.
Tom, you're seven years older.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Are you a seasoned vet somewhat in Boston at this time?
No.
I mean, no, we were just starting out.
Okay.
Like, I started when I was 25.
Okay, all right.
He had started just before me.
I think I started just a little bit before you.
Like a month.
Month or two.
Okay.
And what grade are you in in high school when you start?
Do you start your senior year?
No, I graduate, which I still, this is what I tell every young comic, if they
want to do
comics, they start now.
Because no matter when you start, you wish you started earlier.
Because I started after I graduated.
Looking back, I was like, I could have totally just done this in high school
also.
Right.
So I was a kid, I was 18, and then I met Tom, and Tom was, you know, partied,
and I was
like, I like this guy.
That's how you guys, that was the bonding.
Well, do you want to-
We drank a lot, and I don't know, we do crazy shit and steal shit and go to
strip joints.
Well, Tom-
To call it a strip joint is old school.
Oh, we went to titty bars all the time, and we had fucking speed dial strippers
that
came to our house.
Yeah, yeah, that was pretty awesome.
Like, we would do it so regularly that it was like an in-call service.
They would come to your house, and like, we'd get the double, you know, you
save if you
get an extra stripper.
Yeah.
Extra stripper.
And so we would get two girls to come over, and they would tell stories about
our house
instead of the other way around.
Like, we weren't like the next day like, oh, wasn't that fucking crazy?
The strippers were like, that was fucking crazy.
It was wild.
Well, but I remember one of our first times hanging, Tom worked at a car lot,
had like
a used car lot.
Oh, yeah.
From the age of three to 30.
You had it?
What do you mean, had a used car lot?
I grew up on a used car lot.
I think they talk about this in the back of the day.
That's right, I forgot.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're not going to have to ask any of those garbage questions.
I opened it.
I grew up on a used car lot.
Okay.
What was the building of the car lot?
Was it just like a trailer?
Like one of those?
There was many iterations of it.
Originally, it was my father.
I grew up on my father's used car lot, and then he sold that.
We got a different one.
And then when I was old enough, I kind of ran the car lot because he was crazy,
which
if you watch the movie, I mentioned how crazy my father was.
How were you at selling cars?
Pretty good?
I was pretty good.
I actually...
Come on.
Really?
Dude, if you're in Boston and you're in the market for a used car, that's the
guy you want
to buy a dolphin.
He could sell water to a dolphin, this guy.
What do you say we get a couple of bees?
Yeah.
You like strippers?
I sold a car to a stripper.
To the one that we used to visit up on...
Bethany, Body Glove Girl.
Body Glove Girl.
Yeah.
You two are a couple of creeps.
Also, to say visit, it seems like she kept her clothes on the whole time.
Well, we would walk in the strip club, and it would be like midday.
There's no one in there, and she's on stage, and there's one dollar on the
stage.
And we'd walk in, and she would just fucking have a party and start celebrating
our arrival.
A couple of high rollers like you.
No, we weren't high rollers.
I'm aware of that.
Now, don't get me wrong.
I wasn't rolling in there with a lot of kids.
Well, the best one was we went to the Squire.
No, it wasn't the Squire.
There was the other one, the cab, the cabaret.
There was the Squire, which we called the squid, and the cabaret, which we
called the cab.
And then there was King Arthur's, and we can't talk about that on YouTube.
This is what the two of you were doing?
Yeah, a lot.
But we went there.
It was New Year's Eve Eve, and they opened at noon, and we got there at like 11.55,
and the guy was like, all right, no one's here, but you can come in.
So we sat at the bar and put our dollars on the stage, and literally, this
sounds made up.
A stripper walked in in a fur coat with a scarf, and I yelled, ready when you
are.
We beat the strippers.
I'm wicked hot over here.
There was no music playing.
We were just sitting around the stage.
Are you dating this hot chick when you were going to the strip club?
No, no.
That was my high school girlfriend.
Once she saw me with him, she was like, I'll see you later.
Also, Joe's 18, hanging out with a horny 25-year-old.
And you two live together.
Yes.
That's where you have the strippers come over.
Yeah.
And you would just have them, without getting too graphic, you'd just have them
do a dance-free, and that's it?
Are you hooking up with these broads?
Yeah.
No.
No, no, no.
No, we had a little.
We had a way they said that was for sure.
I was going to say, why don't I just get a hooker?
No, no, no.
It was funnier, because none of us had any money.
So if you get eight guys, and everyone throws up 20 bucks, you can get these
broads to show up at your house.
He's saying it like he's cracked the code.
And so we would do that, and we even had it set up where we had a karaoke
machine, and my buddy Dave, he'd call their dance like a play-by-play.
He'd be like, and now she's putting the dildo on her head, and blah, blah, blah.
I think I know her.
It was pretty awesome.
He would do strip club DJ in my house through a karaoke machine.
Every once in a while, a different girl would come, because we had regular
girls.
One would come and go, all right, we've got to get this thing started.
Where's the bachelor?
Where's the bachelor?
And we're like, oh, no.
No bachelor.
It's Tuesday, to us.
We're not celebrating anything.
No bachelor.
A couple of horn dogs.
And didn't they leave one time with a CD tray?
No, that was something different.
Oh, yeah.
That was something different.
That was my, oh, yeah.
We ended up paying some strippers.
We'll call them strippers.
Sure.
We paid them in, like, old CDs and a couple of Madden games.
She must have been a good-looking girl.
And a giant change jar.
We had a bunch of change.
And some porties at the bottom of that.
And a mirror.
Like, she was like, I like that mirror.
And I was like, you can have it?
And they just, they were walking out of our house with bags of change and CDs.
Do you play Call of Duty at all?
Yeah.
But that's how we paid them.
We figured out once they got there, we didn't have enough money.
So they just took shit from around our apartment.
Holy shit.