Name: The Boys RUINED Cindy Crawford's Dinner!
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Boys RUINED Cindy Crawford's Dinner!' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-04-10. Transcript available.

That, and there's an old street joke of a guy's trapped on a desert island with
Cindy Crawford,
and they have sex for, like, two years.
It's awesome.
And then finally, at, like, the end of two years, she's like, you know, we've
done everything.
What do you want me to do now?
And he goes, hey, put this mustache on.
She puts the mustache on.
He goes, guess who I'm fucking.
I never heard that one.
That's pretty good.
We saw Cindy Crawford.
Go ahead.
You guys used that.
Oh, yeah, we saw Cindy Crawford.
We ruined her dinner.
What?
We ruined her meal.
We ruined her dinner in L.A.
What, fully eat it?
Skinny broads.
You're not going to finish that.
Breadstick's got my name on it.
What happened?
I mean, she was the one.
And you know what's so funny?
I'm such an idiot.
And we had been drinking.
We were, like, day drinking.
Then we went out to dinner.
Luke's a cool young guy.
He picked a cool young spot.
Where were we at, Frankie and Johnny's?
Marvin's.
Marvin's out there.
La La Land.
Hollywood.
Goddamn Hollywood.
Hollywood.
You got to show face a little bit.
You know what I mean?
Tinseltown.
And I was pretty fucked up.
And they were sitting right behind him.
We were, like, bumping in.
It was just a bad scene.
Like, we were, like, you know.
It was her, her daughter, her husband, and Austin Butler.
Woo!
So her husband also owns Casamigos.
I did not know that.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Her daughter is also a famous supermodel.
Kaia Gerber.
Kaia Gerber.
Pete Davidson.
Yeah.
Really?
They had a little fling.
Man.
A trist.
God love him.
Oh, yeah.
I want to smell that hog.
God love him.
That's all right.
Yeah.
I got a thing with Gerber, too.
He's hot, too.
He doesn't like him.
I don't like him.
Oh, shit.
This is my room.
We might not be able to get a table at Marvin's ever again.
What?
You start talking shit.
What's wrong?
You prefer burger.
Randy burger.
Wait.
What's up with you and Gerber?
Nothing.
I don't even know the guy.
He just doesn't like the advertisements, and he doesn't like that he's that
close to George
Clooney.
Yeah.
He wants to be friends with Clooney.
We all do.
Because the Casamigos got started.
They were so rich and so cool that they bought vacation homes in Mexico, and
they kept saying
they couldn't find a smooth tequila in Mexico.
What are we talking about?
That's hilarious.
That's like not being able to find fucking Coke in Colombia.
What are you lying?
You got bad hookup.
Is he the guy on the motorcycle?
He's the guy on the motorcycle.
He's the other guy.
He's the other guy.
Yeah.
I always wonder who the fuck that was.
He's a huge restaurateur.
Yeah.
He's a hunk, too.
A hunk.
Yeah.
He kicked the shit out of me, too.
But they came up with the Casamigos just for their friends.
Wow.
If it were friends.
At a friend's house, yeah.
The story is that they made a big order, and the order was so big that they had
to get
a license if they were making that big of an order in bottles.
What?
They ordered like 1,000 bottles.
So they were like, oh, let's just sell it to the public.
It's a fucking billion dollars they sold it for.
A billion.
I heard he gave 14 friends a million each.
Yeah.
That's not too shabby.
Not too shabby.
Wow.
I don't get any ideas.
What?
Give it out a million dollars.
I'm a poor Osos, man.
Just poor.
Gentlemen.
But I saw Cindy.
I walked back from the bathroom pretty fucked up, and I see her, and I
literally in my head
went, that's a good-looking older broad.
That's all she registered.
At one point, I was in love with her.
She was the hottest girl in the world.
And that's how I was doing.
I was like, that's a pretty good-looking older broad.
That's what she registered at.
She's gorgeous.
Still looking good.
Hanging in there.
Real good.
Yeah.
We ruined their dinner.
Fucking laughing, talking.
Oh, but I didn't do it.
Ah, yeah.
One other bottle.
Just like, you know.
It was a...
I will say, Cosmigo's not the best tequila.
Mm-mm.
It has like a weird taste to it.
Weird taste.
It's got the vanilla taste, and the hangover is brutal.
And everybody uses it.
I know.
That's the fucking...
That's the go-to now.
They got in as the tequila.
Yeah.
Somehow.
Crazy.
Yeah.
I like a Don Julio fucking 1942.
I'm over the Degga Cat Man myself.
Just saying, we got it on the shelf back there.
Oh, you got the old bottle.
That's a vintage.
Well, give me a new one.
Ship it.
Got it, Fanny.
I'll send it right over.