Name: Chad Daniels FREAKS OUT Over Farts on a Plane!
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Chad Daniels FREAKS OUT Over Farts on a Plane!' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-04-14. Transcript available.

Sometimes I'm going by myself more often now because Chad has, his spazes in
public are kind of off the charts.
And a woman.
For the listeners that don't know Chad, he's what I would call a little bit of
a loose scanner.
Man with a set of principles.
Yeah.
I think that's fair to say.
Look at his face right now.
Follow the fucking rules.
How hard is that?
I'm right there with you, big guy.
He lives by a roast beef code.
Follow the fucking rules.
Hey, I'm on your side.
That's unbelievable.
Okay.
All right, hold on.
Let's back this up.
Let's get more into the grocery store.
But first, the travel.
How was the traveling together?
How is the traveling together?
Because theoretically, you're both seasoned comics.
You both travel a lot for business.
So that usually keeps people on the same page because we have the trouble now
that when we travel as a group, we travel.
Like assassins.
It's like the A-team.
You would be very impressed.
We're fucking.
Yes.
No waiting, no nothing, in and out.
You don't have any luggage.
You're just carrying your stuff in your hands.
I got my deodorant in my mouth.
Yep.
But sometimes we're finding now that when we do bring the significant others or
family involved in our travel, it's like, what the fuck?
It's like they've never been in an airport before.
Oh, God.
You guys don't really have that.
People going through with giant things of liquids.
Yes.
My wife will get caught with five different water bottles.
Oh, my God.
The joke is not if she's going to get caught.
They flag her thing and I go, I bet it's about three.
She goes, I didn't even remember this one.
I got my backpack pulled on the way here because I had a wooden version of
brass knuckles.
Why?
That makes sense, though, dude.
Why?
That's probably illegal, no?
In case somebody gives me shit about a roast beef sandwich, I don't know.
He puts it on, cracks his neck real quick.
Wooden knuckles.
Wait, is that like a weapon or is that like a trinket?
It was a trinket gift.
Okay.
Yeah, from Hilarity's.
Oh.
Yeah, Nick.
Shout out to Hilarity's.
Nick at Hilarity's.
Did they confiscate it?
No, he had to call over a manager who couldn't turn her neck.
She had to turn like a full robot and she goes, I don't know, that's fine with
me.
And then he put it back in my bag.
And here we are.
Could it do some damage, you think?
Probably.
I mean, more than my knuckles, yeah.
Sure.
Okay.
Well, definitely scratch.
A little splinter in your cheek.
A little Murphy's oil soap on that, you'll be all right.
You can't punch me in the face, give me a splinter.
So you guys should move pretty well together through the airport.
Yeah.
Any complaints on either part?
So Chad is a very efficient man.
My complaints are just always, he has such a low tolerance for anybody's
nonsense.
My man.
Anybody not.
The no look fist bump was great.
Anybody doing something that he just feels like they should have been raised
better.
Which, I mean, like, you're in an airport, you're on a plane, you're gonna run
into raccoon people.
It's just like, this is the nature.
Yeah.
Foley's there.
It's just how it is.
So I know you guys have kind of like an infamous fart story, right?
With the Ozempic.
Have I heard?
Sure.
They were burps.
Oh, burps.
Burps.
That's right.
Sure.
It smelled like farts.
Okay.
The worst kind of, the worst kind of fart and or burp.
I don't know why we gotta bring this up.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Is that smell coming out of your mouth?
It took me two days to figure out what it was.
So Chad and I were on a plane together last year, and somebody in our section
would not
stop farting.
Really?
Like, I'm talking 30 straight minutes of ripping ass.
Yeah.
Look at his pulse.
Just the PTSD from this.
So he, at first, Chad turned to me and was like, is that you?
Which I'm like, listen.
I'm like, come on.
Accuse your lady for it.
Yeah.
Yo, you ripping ass over here?
But fair.
Right?
I need information, because if it's her, I'm not going to do anything.
You have to go within the group first.
Right, right, right.
It's like when a wife gets murdered, they have to ask the husband.
They got to eliminate them as a suspect.
First suspect, yeah.
You're telling me it was a one-armed man.
So this person keeps farting.
Chad took his headphones off, got up a little bit, and shouted to our entire
section,
hey, you stink.
Go to the bathroom and take care of it.
And I'm like, wanted to flush myself out of the airplane toilet.
I was hor- I'm just such a non-confrontational person, and he's just so
comfortable
policing, like, being a dad to anything.
For anybody.
What the flight attendants?
Did they come over or anything?
He hogtied them.
There's a man-
They were all wrapped up in the seatbelt extenders.
There's a man shouting in the aisle.
Did that cause any attention from the group?
Because on a plane, you become the problem then.
Like, in the way they would go, we have an unruly man.
You're allowed to fart.
Last time I told you this is America.
You can eat whatever sandwich you want.
You're allowed to fart on a plane.
That's true.
And I'm looking up on TikTok a science video called Smelling is Tasting.
So I can show it to everybody, saying, like, we're eating this man's shit.
Okay.
And so I'm just not into it.
I'm not into somebody constantly-
You fart once, I get it.
You fart twice, whatever.
I don't disagree.
But now it's a game for you, and I don't want to play.
Something tells me that situation would have made it worse if you were showing
TikTok to
the flight attendant.
As you're duct taped to the seat.
I want to shake your hand.
Okay.
Did the fart situation happen in first class?
Yes.
Really?
Yeah.
It might have been you.
Just you burping.
Were we going to Cincinnati?
I wasn't even on the plane.
Just still in the ozone.
Okay.
Really?
All right.
That changes things a little bit.
And there was one time where she did not get upgraded, and it was a long flight.
So I gave up my seat to go back to sit with her where they were dancing in the
bottom of
the Titanic.
A bunch of Italians.
And I just looked at her, and she said, oh my God, that's so nice.
And I just said, but this is it.
This is the one time.
This is it.
Yeah.
And so now-
And he meant it.
And so now-
He's-
Has it happened again?
Oh, now I just spend the money now.
Wow.
I go up there.
Okay, good.
Yep.
All right.
I respect that.
We're both on a plane so much.
You do start to notice if you are sitting in the main cabin week after week,
your neck
gets so fucked up.
You're not sleeping well.
You're preaching to the flyer.
I know.
It's like-
The second I got a credit card, I was like, I'm never going back there.
It's an investment in your health.
Yes.
It's an investment in your health.
That's right.
I have rocked too many strangers' babies to sleep, to sit back.
You would do that?
You'd say, give me the baby?
Sometimes they're like, I just don't know what to do.
And I'm like, right here, come on.
While cursing at the parents for their poor parenting skills.
Chad, that he got you, baby.
Yeah.
Just like, a baby crying's one thing.
Fart, I'm going to fucking scream it.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.