Name: Harland Williams's Sister Was Attacked by Nelly Furtado!?
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Harland Williams's Sister Was Attacked by Nelly Furtado!?' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-04-17. Transcript available.

All right, let's see.
Speaking of celebrities, a big celebrity, Heavy.
This is from Victor.
His question is, does your family have any multi-generational beefs with a
celebrity?
Back in the day, my mom worked in a restaurant and George Thorogood came in.
The restaurant comped his meal and he unfortunately didn't tip.
Growing up, every time a Thorogood song came on, my mom would turn it off.
That being said, I still don't listen to him to this day and I'm going to raise
my son the same way.
Have you had any, is there any, you know, not beefs obviously, but like, you
know...
Is there anybody your family didn't like growing up?
Like, yeah, we don't listen to them.
We don't watch this.
Like, out of some sort of odd interpretive beef?
Yeah, one of my sisters was a waitress at a diner.
Okay.
And...
I already don't know if I can believe it.
So your sister's working at a diner?
She's working at a diner and who walks in none other than Nelly Furtado.
Do you know this one?
I know exactly.
I just saw a clip of hers yesterday.
Yeah.
That's so funny.
This had to be recently then.
Well, she's gotten big.
Yeah.
Nelly's gotten big.
Okay.
And my...
She has...
She...
My sister's, you know, she said...
She's a foodie.
She's a foodie.
Yeah.
Okay.
And she ordered a vanilla milkshake.
And my sister was like, we're out of ice cream.
Like, we just...
The shipment didn't come in.
And she threw a hissy fit.
And she goes, I want a vanilla milkshake, B.
She called her the...
She said...
Oh, shit.
Called her a bitch.
She didn't even say that.
She said, B-osh.
Oh.
Like, she said, I want a vanilla milkshake, B-osh.
And my sister said, we don't have...
We don't have any milk.
And she stood up.
And she goes, I'll show you what milk is, B-osh.
And she pulled her right thunder jug out and slapped my sister right across the
face.
And my sister came home with an areoli mark on her cheek.
Looked like she'd been stung by a jellyfish.
But it was actually Nelly Furtado's giant areoli.
Now, would that keep you from listening to her music and passing that on from
generation to generation?
Never listen to Nelly Furtado.
What is she?
I'm like a bird?
She slapped your aunt in the face?
No, my sister.
It actually...
That would be...
If it was the next generation, it would be their aunt.
But it was my sister.
No, I'm saying you would be telling the next generation of your family.
This is my story, guy.
Hey, buddy.
This is the story I'm making up.
But I started listening to her more.
Because I don't really like my sister.
Sure.
And she probably had that Furtado tit coming.
I know, yeah.
Are you a Nelly Furtado fan?
She's like, I'm like a bird.
I'm like a bird.
I mean, that's a hit.
Yeah.
Came out 25 years ago this month.
Yeah.
I swear to God.
I just saw...
Johnny Billboard over here.
I saw a YouTube short yesterday of five songs that came out 25 years ago today.
Yeah.
And that was one of them.
She's Greek.
She is Greek.
Yeah.
Cutie, too.
Wow.
Very cute.
You guys in the fan club?
The hell you know all these random Furtado facts?
Yeah.
She's a big star.
Furtado, by the way, also a sex act in West Hollywood.
That one's invented by Harlan Williams.
Yeah.
And the full act is a Nelly Furtado.
If you ever want to do the full...
Nelly Frappe.
There you go.
Ah, the Greek?
I'm tying it all in.
Yeah, you are.
See?
We're riffing here, Kippy.
Listen, I know.
I'm with it.