Name: H. Foley Calls His MOM On Air To Help With Spelling! | Patreon Exclusive Clip
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'H. Foley Calls His MOM On Air To Help With Spelling! | Patreon Exclusive Clip' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-04-26. Transcript available.

All right, next word.
Go ahead.
Arachnophobia.
You do like movies, but hate Spideys.
Arachnophobia.
I think I would like to phone a friend.
I'll try Patty first.
I'll try Tommy first.
Try Patty.
This is a comedy program.
I don't need some fucking poindexter getting it right.
But she's going to ham it up too much,
and I'm going to look like a dickhead because I hang up on her.
That's part of it.
Start screaming at her.
Shut up.
She's not going to know this.
Ask her to define it.
Hello, dear.
I heard you were a little under the weather.
Patty, we're on the podcast.
Hi, Kevin.
Hey, dear.
How are you?
All right.
I'm fine, darling.
How are you?
What table are you sitting at at the wedding?
The one next to you.
Yeah.
See, there you go.
Love to hear it.
You don't think she's in the back?
Are you kidding me?
Listen, we're playing.
We're doing this.
Just relax.
We're doing a spelling bee.
Oh, God.
And I'm allowed to phone a friend.
The word is arachnophobia.
Arachnophobia.
Arachnophobia.
Like fear of spiders.
Arachnophobia.
Do you want to know how to spell it?
What?
Do you want to know how to spell it?
Look at that.
What?
Arachnophobia.
Arachnophobia.
Look at that.
Do you want to know how to spell it?
Yeah.
It's a goddamn spelling bee.
So, do you want to know how to spell it?
I want to know how to spell it.
Arach.
Wait a minute.
Arachnophobia.
Oh, arachnophobia.
Arachnophobia.
Arachnophobia.
Arachnophobia.
What?
What'd you say I'm looking at?
What?
Ask Google.
I'm in a contest.
I got money on the line here, you dumb broad.
What are you talking about?
You're all I got.
Help me out here.
Take a shot at it.
It's A-R-A-T-O-P-H-I-B-A.
What the fuck is that?
That was Iroglyphic.
Arachnophobia.
Arachnophobia.
Arachnophobia.
Can I call Tommy?
Arachnophobia.
What are you drinking?
Embarrassing me in front of my friends.
I'm trying to ask Google.
You can't do that.
He's cheating.
No cheating, Patty.
Arachnophobia.
Last shot.
Are you saying Rack or Rack?
Are you fucking with me?
A Rack?
Arachnophobia.
A-R-A-C-K.
Hang on.
A-R-A-C-K.
P-H-O-B-I-A.
Right.
You might be somewhat close.
A Rack.
I might be able to figure this out.
All right, listen.
I got to get back to this.
I love you.
See you, Patty.
How much money's on the line?
You're not getting any.
You screwed me.
You don't know when the fix is in.
I call you, ask me to spell the word.
You think I'm asking you?
Start typing.
The whole family full of cheaters.
Well, my Google didn't come up.
She's screaming at the microwave.
I love you.
Well, goodbye, dear.
I hope you're feeling better.
And tell the boys I said hello.
I will.
Love you, Patty.
Love you, Patty.
See you soon.
Bye.
Bye-bye.
A little flirty on the alcohol there.
All right, hold on.
Call me, babe.
All right, there, babe.
Dennis Miller.
All right, babe.
I'll see you in Honolulu there, babe.
Keep your Peter dry, bud.
All right, hold on.
That was useless.
That was a fucking, that was like a who's on first.
She's going, you want me to spell it?
You're like, yeah, I'm going to goddamn spell it, lady.
Arachnophobia.
Okay.
You're not going to get this.
I got it.
How do you know?
I remember the first time I ever saw arachnophobia.
Scared the bejesus out of me.
Watched at school.
Can I spell John Goodman instead?
All right.
I think Iraq.
Do you want me to take this one?
No.
Let me see if I can get it.
Kevin.
There you go.
Arachnophobia.
A-R.
A-C.
A-R.
What's next?
H.
No.
You'd say it.
H.
I'm not going to touch it.
H.
N-A.
That's where you missed them.
Arachna.
Arachnophobia.
I told you.
I kept telling you.
Arachnophobia.
Oh, no.
I mean O.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sure is not a nine in there?
And then phobia.
P-H-O-B-I-A.
Yeah.
Yeah.
A-R-C-H-N-O.
Phobia.
At it.
Got it.
Watch it.
Fucking bullshit.
All right.
That's just one point.
Eight to two.
Why is it two?
Eight to two.
Oh, eight to two.
Right.
All right.
Let's go.
All right.
Just heat it up.
That was fucking.
Been pulling jobs at this broad for 48 years.
Yeah, well, I mean I'm trying to Google it.
Man, the whole family.
Thick as thieves.
Dumb as doornails.
Who's at the door?
Yelling at the microwave.
What's his name?
Arachna.
She was doing arachnophobia.
Arachnophobia.
I had a bad case of that one time.
I caught it down there.
Get that from a band slice of dominoes.
Arachnophobia.
Oh, fuck me.
I had a bad case of that one time.
I had a bad case of that one time.
I had a bad case of that one time.
I had a bad case of that one time.
I had a bad case of that one time.
I had a bad case of that one time.
I had a bad case of that one time.
I had a bad case of that one time.
I had a bad case of that one time.
I had a bad case of that one time.
I had a bad case of that one time.