Name: Tim Dillon Has A Problem With TikTok Italians!
Uploaded: 2025-04-28T19:00:47.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tim Dillon Has A Problem With TikTok Italians!' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-04-28. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tim Dillon Has A Problem With TikTok Italians!' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-04-28. Transcript available.

Now, you've traded your Via Veneta in for gelato, but let's see.
Yeah, let's see.
Let's see where you're at.
I'm surprised because I think I might be right back on the trash-o-meter.
But it could be better than I know.
When's the last time you had a Carvel?
Have you had a Carvel in the last couple of months?
I have a Carvel gift card in my wallet.
Number one, I actually have a Carvel.
I was given for my birthday a Carvel gift card.
And they don't like that in Carvel.
A lot of Carvels in Long Island are run by the Asian community.
They're a very business-savvy, smart community.
And they don't like a gift card.
They don't respect it.
They don't give it the way it should.
So they really do, when you present the gift card, they flop some sprinkles on.
They don't do it the way they should.
But the last time I've had one, the other day, I door-dashed a Carvel to the
house.
Holy shit.
That was one of my questions.
What was the last thing you door-dashed or Uber Eats?
Would it have been ice cream, or have you done it since then?
The last thing.
I'll just go.
Can I go to door-dash?
Let's get the real feel.
Was it a shake?
It was not a shake.
It was just a vanilla with crunchies, cookie dough, and fudge.
Wow.
I mean, this guy's doing it right.
Door-dash.
That's crazy.
They bring it right to the condo.
You got a Bentley.
And you're door-dashing Carvel.
I love it.
You know, what am I going to do?
Buy a Carvel?
The duality of man.
You should open up a franchise.
I should open up a franchise.
We'll call Jason.
Can I open a franchise?
So I'll tell you right now, I'll go to door-dash, and I'll go to my last order.
How many times a week do you say you're door-dashing?
When I'm not cooking.
But you know me, I'm cooking most nights.
You know, for the audio listener, he rolled his eyes.
No, you know, I'm doing a lot.
Unfortunately, it's a lot of, in New York City, you know, it's a lot.
It's a lot.
For sure.
Have you used the stove at your place?
I have.
I make some scrambled eggs are good.
I make some, you know, I'll do a, every now and then I'll do like a, you know,
kind
of stir-fry egg.
Okay.
Look at you.
I respect it.
I mean, that's a big step up.
I ordered meatballs and I ordered a ricotta annulati from Bar Premi with vodka
sauce.
I know Bar Premi.
That was my last.
That's right.
That was my last hurrah.
Okay.
What do you think the world would be like if vodka sauce was never invented?
I don't know.
You know, I tend to-
I don't even want to picture it.
One of my big things right now is I don't like the Italians on social media.
There's too many Italians on social media.
They're big on TikTok.
I don't, these Italians to me are a problem and have to be watched.
Yes.
And part of the problem is like, we all grew up with this stuff, chicken parm
and stuff.
They're acting like they're putting us on to-
Sure.
Penne alla vodka.
Yeah.
And we've been there.
Yeah.
So to me, it's like annoying when a guy's like, oh, meatball, mozzarella,
chicken parm.
And I go, hey, hey, hey.
I've been there.
Enough with the cacio e pepe.
We get it.
We get it.
It's cheese and pepper.
We get it.
And we've been doing it.
And it's not a big deal.
You're not breaking new ground.
We know cream sauce doesn't go in a carbonara.
We're aware it's egg yolk.
We get it.
So I-
I got guanciale on me right now.
Yeah.
Of course.
You want a little speck?
Please.
I got speck.
What are we doing?
So to me, I get a little frustrated with it.
And the vodka sauce now, like, to me, all these rubes moved to New York City.
They're from Ohio, these rubes.
And then they wait to get into a restaurant like Carbone.
They have spicy rigatoni.
My friend's mother make you spicy rigatoni, too.
Yeah.
She'll tell you the world's flat.
She'll talk a little bit about January 6th.
But let me tell you right now, you want a spicy rigatoni, you'll get a spicy
rigatoni,
and she'll tell you a lot about Michelle Obama's cock.
A little side of Texas toast.
Yeah.
All right.
Okay.
We're off to the race.
And we're off.
So far, we went after the Asians and the Italians.
I said they were a smart business community.
I said they were a smart business today.
I said they were a smart business today.
I said they were a smart business today.
I said they were a smart business today.
I said they were a smart business today.
I said they were a smart business today.
I said they were a smart business today.
I said they were a smart business today.
I said they were a smart business today.
I said they were a smart business today.
I said they were a smart business.
I said they were a smart business today.
I said they were a smart business today.
I said they were a smart business today.
I said they were a smart business today.
I said they were a smart business today.
I said they were a smart business today.