Name: Sam Tallent Keeps ROTTING Ham In His Basement!
Uploaded: 2025-05-01T14:00:33.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Sam Tallent Keeps ROTTING Ham In His Basement!' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-05-01. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Sam Tallent Keeps ROTTING Ham In His Basement!' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-05-01. Transcript available.

Do you celebrate Easter?
I do, of course, yeah.
So what'd you do yesterday?
He's a big ham guy.
Yeah.
I know, I remember, I'm just saying, I know he likes his ham.
I do.
I remember he told the story in his first one, he had that, what was it, Serrano
ham or
whatever, like the big spit.
That's a hard connection to Easter.
Yes, ham is served on Easter, sure.
The ham now that we have in our new house.
You have one?
Of course.
Yeah, so he gets like the big legs.
My husband's Costco, by the way.
Yeah, yeah.
Because they're huge over there.
Oh, yeah.
Costco has some real classy shit if you look around.
Trust me, the one in Verona.
Wooden shoes.
If you look around.
They got some nice stuff there.
You're spelunking in a Costco with a headlamp on.
Come off out of a big thing of underwear.
Caviar's delicious.
Yeah.
Do you like a foie gras?
I do like a foie gras a lot, dude.
I love spreadable meats.
Yeah, you're about to be in the heart of it.
I know, it's about to be in my heart, too.
Yeah, I had it every day when I was there.
It's so good, dude.
Yeah, it's so good.
Or rabbit tartine or tartan, whatever it is.
Sure.
Yeah, it's like cat food, man.
They have the best cat food in France.
You wouldn't go near that shit.
No.
So good.
You can get a Wawa pretzel.
Sure.
Shout out to Wawa.
Yeah, no, I'm not a-
Smirr a bit of a little pate.
I would have to say I'm not a spreadable meat kind of guy.
Loser.
Oh, man, boy, is my face red.
Mine is, too, from all the meats.
Sure.
It's coming out of your pores.
What's that you do?
So the meat you do have now, you said you have one at the house?
Yeah, and it's in this room in our basement.
Is that where it should be kept?
Is it a finished basement?
Jesus.
Okay, finished basement.
Uh-huh.
Is it in the finished part?
It might be Swedish.
I'm not sure.
It has a weird accent either way.
Yeah.
It keeps offering me figs.
It does weird sex stuff.
Oh, boy.
I have all these chambers in the basement.
One room I'm-
Chambers?
Yeah, well-
Man, he is a novelist.
Fucking freak.
Just whips a chamber.
Wait, why don't you have the ham in the kitchen?
Ham in the kitchen?
I can't trust myself.
It should be in the gun safe with the checks.
Next to the checks.
Breaking case of emergency.
It's in this room in the basement, and we recently had DTE, the energy company
of Detroit,
come over to test us for a gas leak.
The second in the room that it's in was, like, high for gas.
And it's been in there for, like, a year.
Jeez, you got to eat laced ham.
And I've just been sneaking down there eating poison ham.
It probably smells like ham, and that's probably what the gas is coming from.
The ham's probably emitting the gas.
It's rotting.
You got to put that up in the kitchen.
You can't be keeping ham.
I don't think you can keep just fucking a hunk of ham.
You cover it up, right?
Yeah.
With loose tinfoil.
It's like throwing a blanket over a dog's cage.
You have to quiet it down.
Yeah.
That's gross.
Talk about leader of the pack.
If you guys came over, you would love the ham.
I showed you how to cut it.
But what did you know, buddy?
Trust me.
I'm throwing shit.
How do you make a sandwich?
Do you go down there and get it and then bring it upstairs with the rest of the
stuff?
I don't.
I don't.
I go down there with the bread in hand and just slice it off and pile it up.
Do you leave the knife down there?
There's a knife in the room.
There's a knife in the room.
How do you clean that off?
I don't clean off that knife.
I wipe it on the towel.
I just smooth it on the towel that goes over the ham.
The old barber?
Yeah.
It's got a leather strap.
I have that barbicide tin and I put the knife in there.
It's actually just Gatorade.
What did the energy company say about the basement?
Any leaks?
They said, you've got to watch that.
Sir, you have a mouse problem and I think it's the ham.
The guy was like, is that a ham in there?
I was like, is that any of your business?
Are you aware of the ordinance of not having a human leg in your basement?
Sir, when did you start working for the ham department?
All right?
I don't need you to sit here and judge me.
How long will one of them last you?
Oh, who knows?
You know, until my wife makes me throw it away.
Does she partake in the ham?
No, no, no.
Does anybody that come over is like, oh, yeah.
Sweet, we're at Sam's house.
Let's get our ham.
If I didn't know you guys and you were just in town and I was like, come see my
house and
I had a ham in the basement, you'd be like, this is the coolest guy alive.
Sure.
Do you tell them how old it is?
No, no, no.
How old is it?
He said over a year.
It's over a year?
Did you move with it?
No.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, it was a housewarming ham.
Fair enough.
It was like the first thing I bought.
I don't think the movers would have took that.
No.
And it's like-
Fucking fed showing up at your door.
This guy's got a femur bone in here.
Honey, I have to flush the ham in a hard drive.
Oh, man.
Congratulations on the new house.
Congratulations on everything.
Thank you.
When did you move in?
May 31st, our mortgage started.
Look at you.
And then we moved in in like August.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sure.
Oh, that's shifty.
Oh, that's shifty.
Oh, that's shifty.
Oh, that's shifty.