Name: Sam's Menthol Heaters Sent Kippy to the Shadow Realm!
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Sam's Menthol Heaters Sent Kippy to the Shadow Realm!' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-05-02. Transcript available.

I didn't know you lived in Vegas.
I did.
I lived there.
Look at this guy.
That's how we knew the Dan Cortez Casino.
Mm-hmm.
Ah.
Yeah, yeah.
From Mr.
Which you did.
I never brought it up to you.
I don't think I did.
I did one of the trashiest things I ever saw.
Me?
No, he did.
At the blackjack table.
I respect and I've been there.
Yeah.
But it was just like, I mean, we were at the blackjack table.
It was me, you, Foley.
I forget who else.
Maybe Tommy Pope maybe.
Tommy was there.
Yeah, Tommy Pope.
And so we're there.
We're having a fucking day.
It's, I mean, night at this point.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, we're laughing.
We're screaming.
We're having a good time.
Beers go away.
We're fucked up.
Sig.
Sig.
Crushing heaters.
And I needed to.
I think Tommy was on something as well.
Yeah.
He was fucking Molly Cyrus that evening.
I don't think it was Tully Mordue.
No.
He was the Pink Pony Club.
Is that what that is?
Got out for the Pink Pony Club.
Yeah.
Who's that?
Chapel Roan?
Yeah.
See, I know what's going on.
Yeah.
But I needed a Sig.
And were you smoking menthols at one point?
Was that you?
American Spirit Dark Green.
Yeah.
And I bummed one off of Matt.
This is at like 3 a.m.
Yeah.
You were cross-eyed.
I'm a hundred Sig's deep already on the day.
This is gang fest.
We are fucked up.
And you're a bit of a handful at the tables, too.
You have a way of talking to people that scares me.
Thank you, Sam.
Thank you.
I think at one point you mouthed off to the dealer and fully grabbed my leg
onto the table.
Yeah.
Wow.
See?
Uh-huh.
You've been fucking calling me a liar and an asshole and a dirtbag.
I've never called you a liar.
I've called you an asshole.
I've said that, too.
All this time, finally, I got somebody to back me up.
This guy don't know.
He's got ham in his house.
I'm not listening to this.
You made me flinch, by the way you talk to these professionals.
Yeah.
Wait, so what was the gross thing I did?
No, you bummed me a Sig.
Yeah.
And then I couldn't get it down.
I mean, I'll do an American Spear of Menthol.
That's like an IED.
Yeah.
In the wee hours of the night.
Yeah.
Stepping on a fucking booby trap.
That's a red dot on your forehead.
Oh, man.
And I start going, like, it's like getting me like that.
I'm getting the hiccups.
The cold sweats hit you.
Dude.
You get that queasy feeling in your stomach.
It's like you got the bends.
It's like you just surfaced.
I got to go sit in the chamber.
Man.
Holy shit.
Somebody hit you with a menthol.
Yeah.
Yeah.
A menthol in the wild is a tough one if you're not expecting it.
Dude, and I'm like, it's like thick when you're blowing it.
It feels like you can feel it leaving your teeth.
Yeah.
And I go, I remember putting it out, like closing my eye, being like, I can't.
I got like two or three drag.
I'm like, I can't do it.
But so he goes, what are you doing?
That's still good.
Everybody took it out of the ashtray and put it in his pack.
And I was just like, I'm going to act like this didn't happen.
Man, that thing stinks in the morning.
I get it.
You can't bury something that's from the dirt.
I mean, do you remember back in the day being super poor and like hanging out
in front of
movie theaters and just taking snipes?
Yeah.
I had like a Ziploc bag full of snipes for like three years.
Snipes?
Yeah.
For three years?
Yeah.
And I would just have snipes.
And then if you didn't have any cigs, you just roll them in Bible paper and you
had
cigs.
You're going to throw up.
Well, hey, man.
I was trying to live.
You know?
Either get busy living or get busy dying.
Yeah.
You don't need to sleep when you're dreaming all the time.
I just remember being like that move at that time.
I was just like, that's crazy.
If you smoked it right then and there.
Yeah.
If you were like, I'll take it.
But it went back in the pack.
Yeah.
Well, it was also, we were real thin on cigs.
I was out of cigs.
Yeah.
He was probably, I was, if I'm smoking an American spirit menthol at 3 a.m.,
that's
the only cig available.
So you were probably down to like, I got three or four left.
Yeah.
I'm going to need them.
I'm a dust bowl farmer at that point.
And you're just torching my crops.
But boy, do you want some wheat tomorrow?
Yeah.
It was.
Grain won't grow out here.
Do you remember when we were at that table and that fucking like psycho honey
guy, that
beekeeper dude just took a chair from our friend and we were like, hey man,
like he's sitting here and he's like, looks like I'm sitting here.
No.
And then we just sat at the table with this guy that none of us wanted to be
around because
we wanted our buddy to be there.
He was a nice guy.
But it was like, I just remember like.
He was a beekeeper?
I don't remember.
I think he ran an apiary or something.
Dude, I don't even know.
I mean, it totally could have.
I could have been the dealer at one point.
I think you weren't a little Molly Shanahan.
I could have been yelling at myself.
Yeah.
You were in a mirror.
Hit.
Hit me.
You ugly, bald piece of shit.
Yeah.
Your mother never loved you, Kippy.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, man.