Name: Kevin Ryan's PEAK Party Boy Days in Philly | Are You Garbage
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Kevin Ryan's PEAK Party Boy Days in Philly | Are You Garbage' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-06-04. Transcript available.

Yeah.
Heavy denim, though.
Those jeans were like 15 pounds a piece.
I know, they were brutal.
I wouldn't mind that coming back.
G-Unit heavyweight denim?
That's what I mean.
Yeah.
I used to ride, and then with a tight big collar, like a nice heavyweight tee.
Yeah.
That was all 50 cent, right?
I used to buy my G-Unit t-shirts at TJ Maxx over there on Street Road.
How you doing?
I remember I went in there one time.
That was 50 cents clothing brand?
What?
G-Unit?
That was his rap-out.
That was his group.
That was his posse.
It was 50 cent in G and G-Unit.
But that was his company.
Yeah.
He's a smart businessman, huh?
Yeah.
I was just looking at something.
He had G-Unit sneakers.
They made like $80 million.
He had vitamin water, too.
He sold 4 million pairs of them.
He hit quick.
He made 100 million of vitamin water.
And then, like, now he shows.
Power and all those shows?
There's like 10 of them.
Yeah.
Man.
All from that one song.
In the club.
All from that one song.
He's got a lot of hits.
Yeah.
He came in like a fucking...
Just took over.
Crazy.
As Jay-Z once said, 50 came through like hurricanes do.
That's pretty good.
Fucked up the game.
How you doing?
There was an interview where they were like...
I'm going to trickle down to your fat ass fucking...
I'm at TJ Maxx fucking bumping many men and my mom's fucking...
What was the name of that club in Philly that was above that Italian restaurant?
I don't know why you liked the Italian restaurant, didn't you?
Now shut it out up there.
I'm trying to eat.
You break in.
You're eating fucking...
You're eating garlic knots?
No, Davio's.
Oh, G Lounge.
Yeah, that's where you used to hang out.
No, I never...
That's where you'd find Kevin Ryan on a Thursday before 11.
You wish.
That was...
That was...
That was mover and...
That's where Pat Barrow used to go hang out.
My brother would be in there with Pat Barrow.
G Lounge at Davio's.
I never made it in there.
Maybe once.
What was your go-to in Philly that you liked to go to, you and the boys?
We would go to bar.
I mean, like the Mad River.
Shout out to...
That was a dirtbag, early, underage bar.
You couldn't get into G Lounge?
What?
G Lounge?
What are you, crazy?
That was our Generation Studio 54, dude.
G Lounge?
No, I couldn't get into G Lounge.
Splitting a bottle 17 ways?
I never understood it.
People...
I remember thinking, like,
Whoa.
This is the name.
We were at G Lounge.
I couldn't wrap my...
I couldn't...
I couldn't figure out how to get there on MapQuest.
That's how far away we were.
The girls in there would have thought you were a gross.
I'd be in there in my fucking...
I'd have my collar sticking out of my polo outlet.
Fucking crew neck.
Banana Republic shit on.
No, not even.
I was...
At that point, that was all...
That was all put on an express credit card that I never paid.
It's out!
Got badass breath and shit just in there talking.
Warm Sig Mouth going.
Sounding like Parliament's in cranberry juice.
I'm drinking Captain and Cokes.
It's called a Cuba Libre.
I'm drinking a white Russian.
Now my brother has a tab open.
Sure.
That was...
The only way...
Holy shit, is that Chase Utley?
Making out with my mom.
No, yeah, I didn't...
Now, we would do Mad River.
Those guys were blowing through...
Talking about going through like a hurricane.
We would do Lucy's.
Lucy's was a dive...
A cooler dive bar.
It was like a Center City dive kind of.
Over at Bob and Barber's?
Yeah, we were doing...
I was...
I mean, if we were hanging out, that was the...
The coolest place I would go was Lucy's.
That was it.
On Thursday, I couldn't get in on a Saturday.
I'd go in Thursday watching early...
Watching early Sixers game and stick around.
Hey, you guys came in, but...
Yo, man, you got a piece of grilled onion on your shirt.
I said no onions!
I'd go in...
I'd go in for lunch.
I'm just hanging out in the brew closet till later.
Ah, I stunk.
You girls do oil and vinegar and mayo on your sandwiches.
I'd do them both.
All you got to do is you put the cheese in the microwave with some chips.
It's better than waiting for a twice-baked potato, am I right?
So whose birthday is it?
It's my buddy, Pat.
His eyes are rolled in the back of his head.
He used to get thrown out of there.
Out of the back of Lucy's, they would just take him.
We'd be like partying, whatever.
It'd be so crowded.
And he would, you know, he'd eventually get thrown out,
and they'd push him out this back door.
And we never figured out where it'll let you out.
It just put you, like, in an alley, like a system of alleyways
that he would call us and be like,
I don't know where I'm at!
It's like getting respawned.
He'd wake up on another side of the map.
He didn't know where he was, dude.
And every time, like, he would just, like, you know,
we would not, that was back in the day,
you lost someone, you know, I mean, we had cell phones,
but you're just like, we used to have a strict rule.
After midnight, every man for himself.
You gotta get home, you gotta get, like,
if you don't have keys, like, if you're,
if me and you live together and we go out,
it's like both people take you, don't be,
if you can't get in, that's your fault.
It's every man for himself.
You gotta get home somehow.
Man.
Striking out, getting thrown out of every bar.
I think I left one of my shoes in there.
That did happen down the shore.
We had a bar called Flip Flops and I had Flip Flops on
and they, I got thrown out on my birthday.
I saw your toes.
Fucking hammer toes.
And, uh, we got thrown out.
Me and Pat, road dog, got,
I mean, we've been thrown out of most bars I've ever been in.
We got thrown out and I was just like,
hey, man, I remember, dude, they just gripped me up.
They put me in a full Nelson and just walked me out.
And when we were fighting, we were just, like, drunk.
I think we were maybe splashing beer.
Hey, my gut's sticking out, man.
Come on.
Oh, man, I was bad.
I'm, I'm, fuck it, I'm, like, crunched over,
trying to get my shirt thang down.
My fucking deep-ass belly button's hanging.
I'm peeling and shit.
Who are you girls going next?
Banging your head.
I'll see you at Kenan's.
But I was like, hey, I was like,
I was, my, my Flip Flops,
I'm like, I'm out, my Flip Flops are inside.
And I was talking to the bar, the bouncer.
I'm like, isn't it, it's pretty ironic.
Like, I was fucking with him.
I'm like, it's pretty ironic.
My, my Flip Flops are stuck inside a Flip Flops.
I don't find that amusing.
He did not.
He did not.
He did not.