Name: Steph Tolev on Getting Arrested in High School! | Are You Garbage
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Steph Tolev on Getting Arrested in High School! | Are You Garbage' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-06-05. Transcript available.

Uh, how were the grades?
Okay.
Okay?
Not great.
I was, yeah, in high school I got arrested.
For?
For assault.
Cool.
Beating up a judge.
Uh, I had a jealousy problem with my first boyfriend, Marlon.
Shout out.
Because I know he watches my stuff.
What age are we talking about?
Grade 10 or 11.
So how old am I?
15?
Yeah, 15, 16.
Yeah, 15, 16, yes.
So I, he, this girl kept checking him out and it was annoying me and I got mad.
At school?
At school and I got pissed.
So I made a comment to her in the math hallway during our lunch and then she,
uh.
What was that comment?
I said, you know, keep your fucking eyes to yourself, bitch.
Something along those lines.
Respect it?
And then her friend.
Set of instructions?
Her friend shoved me, who I've never seen in my entire life.
And I was like, who the fuck is this bitch?
Fuck this bitch.
So I shoved her back.
But then my friend, I can't say her name because she gets pissed off when I
tell the story.
But she comes in and just throws this girl to the ground and just pounds her in
the math hallway.
Like, pounds.
And I was like, oh, shit.
So we run out.
A teacher comes off, pulls us apart.
Also, my friend.
Did you get involved in the punching?
No.
I just, I did the initial show.
I started and I did the initial show.
Gotcha.
So we leave that, get kicked out of the school.
We were outside at the pizza shop.
And I'm like, are we going to be in shit?
And my friend's like, we're probably going to get suspended.
I love how you get in a fistful.
You're like, let's go grab a slice.
No, we had a full slice.
I went back to fifth period.
We were here all day.
What are you talking about?
Hey, Mario, if anyone asks, I've been here since opening.
I went back to fifth period and I remember I asked my teacher, Mr. Black, I go,
are there
cameras in the school?
And he goes, why?
That's a day.
You know, what are you doing?
Don't start doing that.
You don't go in.
Hey, what's the security system like here?
Is there anyone been asking about me?
There was cameras.
So I was like, I won't get in trouble because they'll see that I didn't do the
first push.
So I was like, oh, I'm in Scott Free here.
And then we come to school the next day, the both of us.
Nothing happens all day long.
End of the day, this teacher, student guy comes up.
He goes, you're in a lot of trouble.
There's a girl in the hospital.
I'm like, what?
Girl in the hospital?
And then we go take her down to the office and I'm sitting there and this out
of clothing
police officer starts going through my backpack.
She's like, you have the right to remain silent.
I'm like, who the fuck are you, bitch?
She's like, you have the right to remain.
And I'm like, I look over and my friend is literally leafing through a People
magazine.
I'm bawling my eyes out.
We were also, we wore school uniforms.
She's like, what took you so long?
So I'm wearing a little kilt, a little school kilt, and I'm getting handcuffed
in the school office.
Is this Catholic school?
No, we just had a bad gang problem.
Scott is dancing school.
Wait, hold on.
You had a bad gang problem at your school?
Yeah, East York Collegiate in Toronto.
There's a lot of gangs were coming in.
Say East York Collegiate?
Yeah.
EY, look at me.
Psycho.
I'm obsessed.
You have your school tattooed on you?
Oh my God.
East York?
Crash.
What was the gang?
See, that's why I'm on the podcast.
What was the gang?
There was a European, I think they're called European Alliance, EA.
They were insane.
Sounds like a government.
They bring chains to school.
It was just people trying to find my grandparents.
You had the Russian mob in your high school.
What do you got on?
Reddit's just calling it a juvenile prison.
Really?
Are you serious?
Check out the Wikipedia.
Let's find out.
Let's find out if you're in the notable alum.
Oh, I am.
Oh, and a couple of hockey players are as well.
Get eyes on that, Lou.
Oh yeah, I'm on there.
Let's see what kind of competition she's in.
Probably in the most wanted section.
I kept being taken off it.
Somebody kept taking me off of an old alumni.
My friend kept putting me back on.
Try being the chick you knocked out.
Yeah, she hates me.
So you got a proper arrested.
Arrested, fingerprinted, handcuffed.
They locked me and my friend in two separate cells.
Really?
Not like the car cells, but there's an all-white room with a white little table.
Wow, you must have been freaking out.
My dad's going to beat the fucking pulp up.
Sure.
Because, you know, Bulgarians like to slap around a little bit.
Sure.
So I'm like, I'm going to be killed.
Old world type shit.
Oh, big time.
My friend's singing in the room.
Mariah Carey, top of her lungs.
I'm like, this bitch is fucking laughing.
What's she doing now?
She seems like a bit of a psychopath.
No, she married, actually, another comedian friend of mine.
I introduced them.
They have two kids.
Two beautiful kids.
Wow.
I know.
They're doing great.
She really came around.
Okay.
I, on the other hand, anyways, yeah, we got, but in Canada, we went to court,
like,
I think 13, we got expelled initially, but my parents both went to this high
school and
my grandparents, so they're like, you're getting back into school and keeping
the name alive.
So my dad went and, like, begged the teachers to, like, let me back in, the
principal, and
they did.
Hmm.
And then I came back, and then I was in the student government.
Can I ask you a sidebar question?
And then I got on the honor roll, so suck my dick, East Shore Collegiate.
What, for junior and senior year?
Yeah.
Makes sense.
Notable alumni.
Notable alumni.
Yes.
Okay.
I want to ask a sidebar question in the Canadian courts.
Do they wear the wigs?
I was thinking the same thing.
No, no wigs.
They don't?
No.
I was curious.
But also, if you've ever been arrested at that age, you just get thrown in a
room with
everybody else who's had, like, a charge, and you're sitting there with some
drunk guy
at the back, and he's, like, yelling, and they're like, they just call your
name up, and
you walk up, and they're like, okay, we'll make another court date.
They just keep pushing it back.
It's such a waste of fucking time and money.
Assault charge.
What was the mascot there at East York?
Well, it was me, and it was the bulldog, and I kept, uh,
I kept honking some butts.
They got her on a leash at the fucking, at the football games.
The other team's trying to steal her?
Well, I would go into the classrooms, and everyone thought it was a guy, and I
would grab all
the guys' asses, and they got so pissed off.
Jesus.
It stunk in there.
You want to talk about a smell.
Holy Toledo.
That thing's never washed.
The tattoo's wild.
Give your high school tattooed on your feet.
Is this the cute little DIY?
Did you do that in high school?
In high school.
I did that one year ago.
One year ago.
Yes, I did.
What?
Did you go to college?
Oh, wait.
I also, oh, hold on.
No, no.
I can show you this.
I also got a handcuff tattooed on me, my friend and I.
We got a little handcuff.
That friend that got arrested?
Yeah.
It's not like you guys served a nickel or anything.
You have a teardrop on your eye?
No, on my tit.
A little high.
She's getting hers removed because her mom saw it, and her mom hates me because
she thinks
I'm a bad influence, and she literally, or her mom saw the tattoo recently, and
she's
now getting her.
Really?
What age did you get that?
Last year, same time I got the EY.
What the fuck?
We both got the EY.
Ha, ha, ha.