Name: Cooking Raw Chicken In A Motel Room?! | Are You Garbage
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Cooking Raw Chicken In A Motel Room?! | Are You Garbage' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-02-02. Transcript available.

I was tagged in this video that takes place in Wildwood, New Jersey.
And I'll just let the video speak for itself.
I don't want any setup.
The guy does a pretty good job narrating it.
Okay.
It's him and his girlfriend, and I guess they're down in Wildwood for the
weekend.
Luke.
Look at her growing down in the hotel.
Budget bedding.
Pause for a second.
She's cooking.
What are those?
It's chicken breast.
She's got marinated chicken breast in a motel, cooking them.
In the air fryer.
In the air fryer.
Huh.
And I'm pretty sure a lot of that stuff's dripping on the carpet of the motel
room, if I had to guess.
Why are they that color?
She got a little seasoning on them?
Yeah, she gets into the seasoning.
She gives you a little Martha Stewart rundown on a seasoning.
All right.
Hey, we brought the air fryer to Wildwood.
And the Vicodin.
Holy slow draw.
There is a certain level of dirtbag who I've been friends with for many years
in my life
that have taken so many draws.
They're not the quickest guys to begin with.
Then they take a lot of them Xanax, a lot of them Perkins, and they really put
some underwater.
You know what I mean?
Oh, I've been down there.
With my goggles on.
Scoob is certified, dog.
No kitchen, no problem.
We got an air fryer.
Yes, we do.
Just got back from that cold, fun water boat, John.
That shit had us soaking wet.
It was fun, though.
If you pause it, you can see the camo cargo shorts hanging over the door,
letting things dry out from that.
Because that's what he's simming in.
That's from the cold water boat, John.
Yeah.
My man.
Hey.
Tell them what you're putting in there, babe.
I put some seasoned chicken in the air fryer.
Say that again.
Take two.
Seasoned chicken.
We don't want it bland.
We want it where he's going to look off at the end because your throat's a
little seasoned.
So, yeah.
I don't know about all that.
I trust you.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I just asked for a little salt and pepper.
Why is it that?
First of all, dude.
It's smart.
I'll give you that.
But the air fryer to the motel room.
Not a bad move.
Let me tell you that.
Not a bad move, though.
Because it's not like you're grilling.
It's not going to cause any more of a mess than anything else.
Like, that is a pretty smart move.
I don't think this couple's worried about the mess.
I'm just saying.
That's a pretty smart move, bringing the air fryer.
Yeah.
It's not bad.
Because let's say.
That also looks like a bed.
That don't look like a hotel or motel.
That looks like someone's bedroom.
You think?
Maybe it's an air.
That dresser is.
That's like a residential dresser, I feel.
I've been in a lot of bad hotel rooms.
I've never seen something like that.
The TV, though.
The TV.
And that mirror being mounted on the wall like that is motel stuff.
Yeah.
That's what's got it.
I don't think they own property.
I don't either.
They got an air fryer.
What are you talking about?
How come pills and cartoons go so well together?
They just do, man.
They just do.
And I'm not insinuating these gentlemen on anything.
No.
No.
Not at all.
Could be his fine, upstanding young man.
Sure he is.
Lovely lady.
Nice couple.
Nice couple.
Doing their thing.
But let me tell you this.
That's innovative.
I got to give them that.
It's very innovative.
I never.
It's very innovative.
Because, okay, take away the raw chicken.
The raw.
Dude, listen.
Raw chicken.
That ain't being handled properly.
You're doing it.
Raw chicken in a bedroom is wild.
Raw chicken that close to your bed is where you rest your head is crazy.
Just the splatter component alone.
That's what I'm saying.
Man.
John Taffer would be shutting that down.
I'm telling you that right now.
Dude.
Shutting that down.
The food handling.
In that.
It can't be.
You don't got proper utensils.
There ain't no cutting board.
Mm-mm.
They're running out.
They were thighs, though.
Thick thighs.
When you're doing all thigh meat.
Woo.
You're a different kind.
But let's just say, forget about that.
That's off season, too.
She's in a full sweatsuit.
It can't be hot out down there.
I thought you assumed this was just made.
They're probably just down there.
They're still there.
They caught the after.
Because they've been saying that right now is a really good time to go.
Cheap.
Yeah, cheap.
Get all that chicken.
If all that chicken's on sale, it didn't get sold over the summer.
That's Acme chicken for sure.
Listen, as a guy who's been to the Wildwood Acme and been in the discount meat
section,
that's got buy one, get one chicken on it for sure.
Where's the other pack?
That's sitting in the sink?
It went crabbing.
But I was going to say, you have the air fryer down there, and let's say you go
to the store
and you get, like, some Totinos or something.
Imagine nice, fresh Totinos or little snacks in the air fryer at night.
Yeah, but you've got to keep that frozen.
You don't really have to.
The toasting?
What do you mean?
That means you've got to cook them right away, then.
Not for the day.
They'll be all right for the day.
If you put them in the refrigerator until that night, and then bang them out.
I mean, listen, you're down the shore.
I think you've got a lot of avenues to get cheap eats.
You know what I mean?
You get a slice of pizza.
I mean, if you're making...
I'm not pushing back on them.
You're not getting chicken thighs for as cheap as you're going to make them in
the room.
I don't care who you are.
I don't...
You go over to the Anglicy or whatever it is.
Well, I'm not saying...
They're going to bang you out.
I'm not saying it's a sit-down restaurant, but you can get, you know, you can
get some
takeaway or something like that at one of the...
Get a gyro or something like that.
A gyro down the shore?
They'll run you out of town.
Oh, man.
What are you talking about?
There's no gyros down the wild one.
There is.
Is there?
Yeah.
Shout out to, like...
They got them for sure.
Call them terrorist hamburgers.
Terrorist rap?
Yeah, but that was...
That is very Wildwood.
That's very...
That's very more Wildwood than North Wildwood, for sure.
But a lot of...
Many a night stayed in those...
In, like, the Seashell Motel or the Lollipop Club or whatever you're in.
That is...
That's living.
That's the shore.
That's the shore for a lot of people.
I have...
In all of our times...
But we were even doing that, though.
Like, that's where we not came up with, but, you know, our family innovated or
became
aware of the hot cooler full of boiling water.
For the hot dogs all day.
They make your hot dogs.
Keep the hot dogs all day.
Take that to the beach.
So, it is the...
You know...
This could be the start of a family tradition for these folks.
Couple of years, the kids are running around.
You know what I mean?
Stealing your wallet.
Mom's got some wings going on in the air fryer.
Uh-huh.
A little bit of feathers on them.
Listen.
If you are, you know...
They even said, like, bowling on a budget or a budget baby or something like
that.
If you're on a budget, the air fryer, you get an air fryer for 20 bucks.
Home run.
Then you go get, you know, you go pack a chicken.
Pack a chicken.
Pack a meatball.
Something like that.
Cook them up.
Oh, fuck.
It's great.
It's...
If you can't afford to take...
You know, I believe they have kids.
They did a little deep dive on them.
Oh, you did?
Yeah.
So that's why the cartoons are on?
I don't know if the kids are there.
Mm-mm.
I don't see the kids.
Mm-mm.
But, you know, pack a chicken.
Like you said, you can...
Is that a crushed BL can at the end of the bed?
I don't know what that is.
No, it looks like a Sonic the Hedgehog.
They probably won on a boardwalk.
Mm-mm.
Good parents.
Man, you can see that?
The Sonic the Hedgehog?
Yeah, I think so.
They got to have kids.
There's probably kids around there.
I know there's kids.
No, I know there's kids.
Oh, there's kids in the house.
I don't know if there's kids there right now, I'm saying.
I wasn't there this weekend with them, but I do know they have children, yeah.
But if you're out there, and if you've done it, let us know.
And if not, try it.
Give it away.
If you're going down to a motel, and you ain't got a lot of spending cash for
the weekend,
you're trying to take your babe out on a getaway.
That would be a nice...
Take the blender, too.
Make some margaritas.
That would be a nice...
I know people that do that.
My family did that.
We brought the blender down many a times.
Sure.
Yeah, to make frozen drinks.
Frozen margaritas.
It was daiquiris in the 80s is what it was.