Name: Ratting Out 300 Comics To Keep My Stage Time w/ Bobby Lee | Are You Garbage
Uploaded: 2026-02-18T19:30:02.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ratting Out 300 Comics To Keep My Stage Time w/ Bobby Lee | Are You Garbage' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-02-18. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ratting Out 300 Comics To Keep My Stage Time w/ Bobby Lee | Are You Garbage' from Are You Garbage Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-02-18. Transcript available.

so many years ago we had a manager at the comedy store in hollywood and his
name was kirk and he
was thai and from thailand like he was like thai general or something and he
was like you know if
you show up to you know one minute late you're fired you know you do 10 seconds
over your time
one day you're fat you fire i'll kill you you know like he was the everyone
hated this guy
right everyone like he made life there miserable right but here's the deal
because he was thai
and because i wasn't getting spots right he was my ally right okay so every
time i would be working
there as a doorman because before i think it's about there for like a year as
soon as he came
he's like hey you want to go up like he was that guy with me yeah i could show
up 20 minutes late
hey good to see you yeah because we had the asian thing sure right it's the
best right and so they
made they made he made life they're so horrible the waitress were quitting
people weren't even calling
for spots so about 300 people signed a fucking secret document document with
signatures to get this guy
fired jesus and they were gonna fucking and so paulie loved him because this
guy kirk raised paulie
right so paulie had no and the shores had no idea about this thing but i found
out right about it
and i went to the top and i ratted 300 people out whoa right i go yeah no they're
doing this
fucking they're doing this thing man right to the top everyone got ripped you
know what i mean like
i fucked this whole thing up everyone hated me i was the most biggest weasel
i could imagine you just yeah you just made 300 enemies yeah and everyone hated
me
so am i garbage now uh i mean you were garbage before that i feel if we're
being honest you're not
to be trusted i can tell you that no the electrical tape in the sleeves of the
suit was a real bad look
for me to be honest with you um i'll tell you why i did that and you guys i
understand i don't think you
do it's not because i'm a rat no why then why did why did i do it because you
wanted to succeed
what you wanted to succeed in comedy yeah and i'm going to tell everyone in
there like i was right
he didn't even you're right you're right he screams at me i was then right and
it goes down the barrel
of his camera my wife friend you're absolutely right but i have to say
something to your fans okay right
now all right sure is that i would never do that if i work for the government i
would never do that
i'm being real i'm being real you're never going to work for the government
okay but if let's suppose
you gave me they gave me a position right right what would you like secretary
of state what are you
thinking a senator there could be a possibility true you might be able to run
and it's like yeah right
right like a state rep or something right so you know i would never do that in
any other
circumstances in fact i'm a good guy when it comes to rats and all that stuff
right i completely
understand that yeah but if you fuck with stage time i i draw no i mean i go
all the way all bets are off
all bets are off
Thank you.