Name: Bill Burr Animated - How to Ask Out a Bank Teller
Uploaded: 2022-01-05T15:09:49.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr Animated - How to Ask Out a Bank Teller' from Bill Burr Animated on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-01-05. Transcript available.

How to ask out a bank teller, dear Billy Balding Balls, come on guys, can't you
be a little
nicer to me, man, it's the holiday, it's the holiday season, a doobie doobie do,
first
I'd like to say that I recently discovered your podcast a few months ago and
have been
tuning in every week, dude, this is what the guy writes, first of all, I'm
going to read
exactly what he wrote, first, I'd like to say that I recently discovered your
podcast
a few months ago and have tuning every week since then, I enjoy listening to
you rant when
I'm at work, I don't feel like I'm ranting, dude, ranting is short for ranting
and raving,
I mean, I got a little upset about global warming, whiplash weather, climate
change, but I mean,
you know, but getting to the point, I'm 18 years old and started working out
this summer,
and things have been going well, that's great, I've gained some weight, can visibly
see the
change in my body, with that being said, when I still have my shirt on, I still
look relatively
skinny, dude, that's great, you know, someday in the future, you're going to
wish you were
still wiry and skinny, I say all that to say that women don't line up, line up
to be with
me, dude, you're only 18, you're already going to talk yourself out of the game,
there's this
cute lady who looks around my age, who works at a bank that I see every week,
and we've
had a few good conversations, I'd like to know your advice on how to ask her
out without
being awkward or embarrassing her in front of her co-workers, thanks and much
love from
Arkansas.
All right, you go in there with this ski mask, freak her out like you're going
to rob her,
and then when she reads the note, you're just asking for her number, I mean,
that's one of
the easiest ones ever, I would, yeah, I'd slip her a note right under the thing,
who gives
a fuck, you're making your deposit and everything, oh, you just say, oh, I got
one more transaction
or something like that, whatever, you just fucking write it out, either ask for
her number, or
give her your number, well, I don't know what, if you give, ask for her fucking
number, I've
been out of the game for a while, man, if you give her the number, then she has
to write
hers down, do they pick it up on the security camera, but I really think you
got to write
something down, because you don't want to be trying to yell through that bulletproof
glass,
you know, do you have a boyfriend, you know, you don't want to sit out in the
parking lot
and wait for her to come out on her lunch break, because that'll freak her out,
I think
you just, you know, let's see, what did you say, cute lady, around my age, you've
even had a few
good conversations, I was just picturing you asked for a number and she says no,
and just listening
to you scream whore from the other side of that bulletproof glass, but it also
is, it's Arkansas,
is there even any glass there, because everybody's packing, good, take your gun
out, I'd like to see
you try, yeah, how to ask her out without it being awkward or embarrassing in
front of her,
um, I will be honest with you, the awkwardness and the embarrassing is just all
how you carry yourself,
you know, who gives a shit, you like her, you're telling her you like her, you
think she's
attractive and you want to take her out, it's flattering, all right, get up to
bat and take
a swing, but I think I would definitely, I think I would write something down,
withdrawal, you write it on the withdrawal, you're making withdrawal, you're
taking her
out of the bank, if it's a deposit, it's only going to go one way, it's going
to go on the
other side of that glass and nothing's coming back, okay, you, okay, for the,
you need the
mojo here, you got to ask for her, you asked for her number on a withdrawal
slip, there you go,
final answer, all right, that is it, um, go fuck yourselves and I'll check in
on you,
you