Name: Bill Burr - Break Up Advice
Uploaded: 2022-01-06T17:00:02.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Break Up Advice' from Bill Burr Animated on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-01-06. Transcript available. Click "JOIN" to become a premium subscriber. Thanks for watching.

hey breakup advice all right let's try to break the tension here i'm 27 and
just broke up with
my girlfriend at two years uh we took a break for about three months last
summer got back together
in september and have been going together ever since um let's read that again i
was too busy
thinking of the other thing i'm 27 just broke up with my girlfriend at two
years we took a break
for about three months last summer got back together in september and been been
together
ever since i'm gonna guess that this you're gonna find out she fucked somebody
in those three months
uh we've been arguing a lot over the past two months or so but it's all about
bullshit nothing
serious just little nagging things that get us all worked up and then it turns
into a much bigger fight
about how we don't see the same we don't see the same way on priorities and key
relationship points
yeah you guys you broke up you got lonely you got back together this happens
this is like uh
the breakups the tsunami and then this is the aftershock and finally the second
wave
uh one fight a couple weeks ago actually was because she thought she left the
stove on i said
no it's fine she says well you don't know for sure and then it escalated from
there i thought that
shit only happens on bad sitcoms now we've never done anything bad like cheat
or be abusive as far
as you know towards each other at all and when things are good we're totally in
love we have all the
same interests and enjoy doing things together tremendously unfortunately it's
only around 60
percent of the time the other 40 percent were kind of on edge with each other
so she ended up breaking
up with me about two weeks ago after a stupid drunk fight when we got home from
the bar at 2 a.m her
words were we're just not working uh now since then she's been commenting slash
liking my pics and
status on social networks and i aming me when we're at work yeah this girl is
she just she's not ready to
just go walk through the pain by herself so she keeps doing it like this she he
goes i even got drunk late
last night phone call then hang up the other night no you did that uh she was
she was the one to break it
off too she claims she she missed me like crazy but she just doesn't know what
to do i said we either cut
the bullshit and move forward or stop talking completely she hasn't replied to
me since that
last thing i said i really do love this chick and imagine imagine us spending a
very long time together
at this point uh i'm almost positive she feels the same way as well but should
i stop being a pussy
and just move along i'm not sure if these things can be worked out or we both
adjust our attitudes or if
there really is a more serious problem in the big picture relationship any
feedback would help um
uh i don't know dude you know what dude just take three months for your fucking
self
three three six months just get away from it don't talk to her six eight months
if you're still
fucking i don't know i don't know how long you guys we went out for like two
years it's gonna take
like it's gonna take like six eight months to kind of you know it sucks if you
if you love somebody it's
gonna take that long just to kind of get it going again but um look dude if you're
gonna marry this
chick someday you know why not go out and bang a bunch of broads now before you
get back together
with her and it's gonna be her call because she fucking broke up with you i
always have the same
advice just fucking focus on yourself you know get in great shape go out go
chat up some fucking girls
you think are out of your league and who knows you might meet a better one who
knows who the fuck
knows but uh at this point she's you know i i would definitely uh you're just
gonna keep you when you
break up with somebody you got to get away from them or you're just gonna keep
hurting each other
and um you know i i don't advise advise going out getting plastered eating a
bunch of shit food and
becoming a fucking depressed tub of shit uh you know jerking off with you know
kfc containers around
it don't do that go the other way all right go the other way i don't know dude
just go do some
shit you couldn't do when you were fucking with her you know what i mean go
take a road trip go go to
a fucking baseball stadium you wanted to go to go do some fun dumb shit
whatever the fuck you want
to do learn how to ride a motorcycle some fucking cool guy shit just go have a
good fucking time do
something go to an all-star game you know go out to vegas go to that fucking whore
ranch whatever the
fuck you want to do go do some shit like that and then you know if you still
give a fuck about her
and you know by the time the next election uh then i don't i don't know what to
tell you
that then then figure it out from there but at this point i would stay away
from each other see stop
hurting each other all right