Name: Bill Burr - My Girlfriend is Becoming a Feminist
Uploaded: 2022-02-27T13:53:49.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - My Girlfriend is Becoming a Feminist' from Bill Burr Animated on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-02-27. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - My Girlfriend is Becoming a Feminist' from Bill Burr Animated on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-02-27. Transcript available.

it's time for advice with your host billy burr and i'm ripping off this melody
from somebody else
all right my girlfriend is becoming a feminist hey there daddy bald freckle
first of all english is isn't my mother tongue so sorry if i fucked up a bit
all right i was
wondering why that i could just see you googling daddy bald freckle and just
mashing them that's
what i would have done all right and i'm 33 years old and i'm an 18 in an 18
month relationship with
a terrific girl after four rather unsuccessful relationship i finally had the
feeling she could
be the one um she has her flaws like every person but hey so do i but when it
comes down to the
important features like honesty moral values similar lifestyles and interests
she really is
my match and to top it all off in bed it never gets boring dude this is your
second language this is
great she's more on the submissive side maybe you're just fucking with me and
you deliberately wrote a
bad insult um she's more on the submissive side if you understand wink and some
things sometimes get
wild gross gross i now have no sympathy for you but in a very nice way he tries
to say after our
sexy time session gross we lay next to each other completely out of breath
feeling like nothing can
touch us sounds cheesy but it's really beautiful why did you go into all that
detail oh my god that
was disgusting did i ever tell you guys how much i can't stand watching people
kiss in public on film or
any of that it's it's the grossest fucking thing ever
keep your intimacies to yourself uh now we have a long distance relationship we
are far away but we
still each see still see each other quite often five times per year but then
usually weeks at a time dude
what the fuck just happened what to have what just happened there was a was
there a jump in time here
was there some time travel going on here she lives in europe and has been
hanging out with these
feminist activist girls and she's bringing up the topic of sexism etc more and
more lately now i was
raised by a proud mother oh jesus is there any other kind proud strong woman
and could not imagine dating a
girl that has has values of women out of the 1950s i like confident proud women
this is what he always
sets himself up to be a good guy they can hold their own but even though i am
not a chauvinist by any
means i think the modern feminist movement similar to vegans annoying the
living annoys the living hell
out of me i get that there is sexism in this world but i don't see the huge
problem in it especially
since the western societies have made such progress in this field in the past
decades yeah i mean i don't
know you keep talking yourself back into the hole there yeah like a total
psycho 100 feminist maniac
yeah you don't want to be around that it's literally like being around a
conspiracy theorist after a while
as far as they're never going to shut the fuck up about that topic it's going
to drive you nuts after a
um do you realize that every day 40 of women they're gonna be throwing stats at
you like someone
who plays fantasy football um anyway he says today my girlfriend sent me a link
to an article about
how pornography objectifies and discriminates women then she wrote i've been
thinking a lot lately
and i'll have to change some things in the future especially in our sex life
yeah dude this relationship is
over uh now i tend to agree with now i tend to agree with this auto but
nevertheless i furiously replied
hey if you're gonna turn into one of these non-stop nagging feminists please
tell me now so i can
even move the fuck further away from you and your victim seeking miserable
friends
yeah dude uh you're kind of an asshole you're kind of an asshole um
slash a bit of a control freak i think i don't know but then you're cool with
her moving away i don't
know i can't read you he goes then things escalated quickly yeah you think we
got into a big fight and
haven't communicated since yeah dude it's a wrap it was already a wrap it was
already a wrap you know
if you just imagine if you got into something okay and then you came home and
whatever your new
fucking way of thinking was you told your wife that or girlfriend that she
needed to adjust some
things in the bedroom i mean try that one on for size yeah what it is is she's
grown in a different
direction and she needs to be um you know i don't i don't know she's with a
different type of guy not
you now bill this is a girl this girl is great and smart and tbh i don't know
what that means i am all
for women's rights and see sexism on a daily basis and totally understand some
of the well stop fucking
making yourself out to be the hero i'm not one of these guys but i'm not one of
these guys so leave
me the fuck alone with this stuff and if this stuff will interfere with our sex
life and change the
woman that i have learned to love i don't know where this will leave us what do
you think of this am i
being too non-empathetic here it's been i don't think you're an empathetic
person
um i would say that uh yeah this is a wrap this is not the kind of woman you're
looking for
um and this is a major change in her all right i mean i don't know what goes on
between the two
of you but if she's gonna be like hey watch this and we need to change some
stuff in the bedroom like
the relationship as you know it is over and uh and it's long distance i mean
yes it's a fucking wrap
i would walk away