Name: Bill Burr - DEALING WITH A COP
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it's time for advice with your host billy burr and i'm ripping off this melody
from somebody else
advice don't take shit from anybody question mark bill sometimes you end your
podcast with
go fuck yourselves and don't take shit from anyone well let me tell you my
story back in
november a cop pulled me over roughed me up was a huge asshole and rode up
every rinky dinky ticket
he could now okay now wait a minute what happened you were just driving down
the street and this guy
just pulled you over i need a little bit of the back story here was this guy
did you know did he
get into a big fight with his wife and then took it out on you or we did you
say something wise to
the guy and he said all right i'm not in the fucking mood anyways let's see if
we can figure it out here
at the end of the altercation i shook his hand look him straight in the eyes
and gave him that look that
says i will see you in court asshole i showed up in court this monday to defend
myself my plan was to
stand before that asshole and have him explain his actions to me in a court of
law yeah dude this ain't
gonna work out uh unless you had a witness i wanted to ask him even then that
doesn't work out i wanted
to ask him if twisting my arm so much that i couldn't use it for a few days was
justified i wanted to ask him
why he decided that me five six 175 pounds was a threat to him six foot to six
foot three 250 that
he need to hit me from behind um
dude call me an asshole but i'm not 100 buying this story because you didn't
say what happened
before this this guy just did this is this guy like the worst cop ever
i don't know here we go i wanted to i wanted to know why he needed to demean me
while i was
handcuffed in the back of the paddy wagon i then wanted to ask him how many
excessive force complaints
he had against him the answer is four oh so i'm wrong here i wanted to ask him
how his marriage ended
his ex-wife has a restraining order against him for domestic violence all right
i tap out you're
right you're right sorry uh i wanted to ask him what part of protect and serve
did he not understand i
wanted to end the questioning with him explaining how he got caught on a cell
phone camera assaulting
a motorist you can look up the video on youtube under milwaukee police lambo
driver l-a-m-b-o driver
here's what sucks in milwaukee if the cop that wrote you the ticket this doesn't
show up in court
your case is dismissed and you don't have to pay anything well guess guess why
i told you that the
piece of didn't show up in court ah that's awful i need advice do i let this
all be water under the
bridge or do i take this down i really want justice but i don't want to be
beaten by other cops what should
i do um well i think you just uh shed some light milwaukee police lambo driver
all my listeners will
probably look up and watch that um no this guy sounds like a dangerous guy
look you know this is this is what i would do if i was going to try to take
this dude down what i would
do is you know what the local news loves doing now they love showing like
youtube videos and they
love talking about twitter and all that type of stuff because they're
desperately trying to get the
kids and people because they're losing all this viewership to uh to the
internet so the fact that you
you have this controversial thing you have this up law and you have a youtube
video of this guy
um that makes that's like one of those perfect little pieces you know coming up
next milwaukee
police officer a little out of line check out the youtube video that everybody's
been talking about
all the other day i mean you could go that way uh but yeah i mean you're taking
a uh you're definitely
going to take a fucking risk um you know speaking of rodney king died this week
and that brought up that
whole video and all that type of shit and i know you know the guy just pulled
over that's what you're
supposed to do i know i mean look who's kidding who rodney king was going to
get beat down no matter
what i mean if you've run from the fucking cops i don't give a who you are you're
going to get beat
down but if you get back up you charge him a couple of times absolutely but you
know there's got to be
a way to take a guy down without giving him 12 fucking skull fractures you know
what i'm saying
it's a i don't know it's a it's it's it's it's a fucking thankless job and then
it's a really
dangerous job if if the wrong kind of person gets uh gets the job why did my
phone just go off
oh that's right i gotta do that ship so um
i don't know personally i can't i can't ever watch that rodney king thing again
that's like
fucking it's the most brutal thing ever and actually when you watch that now
you go thank god they got
fucking uh what do you call those things taser what do you clear what do you
call those things
what do they call those things that you they just uh they zap you did you guys
ever see that one um
that one where they the cop what the do you call those things he got tased he
got
fucking is it a taser cleo why am i so dumb huh i love this dog you know that
cleo
um underrated having a dog it's the best thing ever
anyways there's this i got i gotta get you this youtube video now that i
brought it up it's uh
it's basically they're doing a demonstration of one of those fucking
things whatever the fuck you call them that i just can't think that why do i
keep saying it's a taser
i know it's not a is it a taser you got tased and i can't it my brain is mush
so anyways there's one
cop gonna zap another cop to uh to demonstrate it to the class and look man i
don't give a
fuck how much of a man you are you get fucking zapped with electricity you're
going to make a
noise most guys go like and they fucking go down uh um this guy fucking shoots
it at the guy
and this dude sounds like he's like ending an opera he gets tased he's like it
just fucking drops
he does literally something like that and drops and i just love how the cop who
shoots him tries to act
like he just didn't scream out like a little girl man it's hilarious but uh but
getting back to that
yeah dude that's that's a serious um that's a serious thing and you and you you
know if this guy
really is as bad as you're saying you know the right thing is not to let it go
the right thing is
to try and shed some light on it and hopefully that they can get this guy off
the force because he's
giving decent cops a bad name there you go so but your your worries are
definitely uh
you know valid
i mean considering none of those cops during the rodney king none of them got
fucking they got they got off you can get off doing that i mean jesus christ
you know that dude who shot that kid on that platform in oakland that was
fucking brutal he's
like oh i thought it was my uh i thought it was my house keys i didn't realize
it was my gun
and he got away with that i'm not trashing cops i'm just saying i'm not saying
they're all
fucking bad but i'm just saying i mean it's it's a it's practically fucking
impossible
um it literally even if you have video i think you have to have the combination
of having video
and then you have to be you have to be a certain level of uh wealth and
influence
because if you're broke you know i don't think that they're that you know you
there's no way they're
just gonna be like yeah go yourself you're done you know and then when you add
racism into it i mean
you're pretty much it's pretty much game set match which is fucking unfortunate
so um i don't know
i'm talking about society way beyond my fucking intellect so i'm gonna tap out
here i already
trashed fucking hair metal and i'm gonna have fucking angry uh psycho cops mad
at me
and then other people fucking think i don't know i don't know what the fuck
okay
Thank you.